Jpaul Mortal Enemy No.1 candidates apply within

[Santa]

attempt 1. :01:
JPaul you suck


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[manker]

I'd do it but it's tricky.

I'm always right and being of sound mind, JP usually agrees with me http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/dabs.gif

[Peerzy]

JP once PM'd me saying he was going to kill me.

[GepperRankins]

JP once PM'd me saying he was going to kill me.
did you tell the mods?

[JPaul]

JP once PM'd me saying he was going to kill me.
I said I was going to have you killed, FFS are you so gormless that you don't even remember that.

You'll not do at all.

[Peerzy]

Yup, they said he would have to hand in all his knifes before he entered the forum again.

Then Rookie went MIA :ohmy:

[JPaul]

I'd do it but it's tricky.

I'm always right and being of sound mind, JP usually agrees with me http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/dabs.gif
Always right in the vacuum which you laughingly describe as a mind perhaps.

[manker]

I'd do it but it's tricky.

I'm always right and being of sound mind, JP usually agrees with me http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/dabs.gif
Always right in the vacuum which you laughingly describe as a mind perhaps.See, it's just compliments all the fecking time.

How am I meant to even contemplate mortal ememydom.

[Tikibonbon]

Can members of the FAG team be each other's mortal enemy in the first place?

[JPaul]

Always right in the vacuum which you laughingly describe as a mind perhaps.See, it's just compliments all the fecking time.

You get compliments when fecking, yeah right.

What's the sound of a fake orgasm - "oh more, do it again manker".

[manker]

Can members of the FAG team be each other's mortal enemy in the first place?
Just because we're FAGs doesn't mean that we're any different to ordinary people :snooty:

[GepperRankins]

y are though :dabs:

[Biggles]

I think you will have to wait ... JP was last seen stalking Stuart Dougall with what appeared to be a garden gnome. :ph34r:




Things do not look good for Stuart and he may be standing with his trowel at the next lodge meeting.

[JPaul]

Can members of the FAG team be each other's mortal enemy in the first place?
Just the fact that you have to ask that precludes you.

Sorry, let me say that in American.

"What the shit are you talkin' about, suck my ass mofo."

[JPaul]

Can members of the FAG team be each other's mortal enemy in the first place?
Just because we're FAGs doesn't mean that we're any different to ordinary people :snooty:
Not different, better yes, but not different.

[manker]

See, it's just compliments all the fecking time.

You get compliments when fecking, yeah right.

What's the sound of a fake orgasm - "oh more, do it again manker".I take it you saw the Jockish puntsphere this afternoon :lol:


The compliments I get while fecking are more of an esoteric nature.

I'm so good that she hardly needs to mention it, preferring instead to make observational comments upon the state of the bedroom decor, or the car's leather interior, or the dank smell of effluent behind the Red Lion.

It's quite sweet, really :happy:

[JPaul]

... and she occasionally is heard to mumble "a chrome bin, a feckin' chrome bin"

[Biggles]

... and she occasionally is heard to mumble "a chrome bin, a feckin' chrome bin"

:lol:

:shifty:

[DarthInsinuate]

JPaul, you are a tool

[manker]

... and she occasionally is heard to mumble "a chrome bin, a feckin' chrome bin"Despite it's phallic appearance, I can assure you it plays no part in any fecking activities that occur in my house* :no:

*or anywhere else

[Santa]

Attempt 2.
Jpaul you have absolutly no idea

[DarthInsinuate]

JPaul, you have the testicles of a Major League Baseball player

[JPaul]

... and she occasionally is heard to mumble "a chrome bin, a feckin' chrome bin"Despite it's phallic appearance, I can assure you it plays no part in any fecking activities that occur in my house* :no:

*or anywhere else
You have a chrome penis. :blink:

Clicky (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/image.php?u=5616&dateline=1119354513) to see what a real penis looks like.

[JPaul]

Attempt 2.
Jpaul you have absolutly no idea
Ewe r absolutely kirect.

[JPaul]

JPaul, you have the testicles of a Major League Baseball player
So, she wasn't using them anyway.

[manker]

... and she occasionally is heard to mumble "a chrome bin, a feckin' chrome bin"Despite it's phallic appearance, I can assure you it plays no part in any fecking activities that occur in my house* :no:

*or anywhere else
You have a chrome penis. :blink: If I did, I'd give up the clerking about and be a robot porn star.

With SnnY.

[DarthInsinuate]

JPaul, your opinions on ecumenical topics are incorrect. Your views sicken me.

[JPaul]

Despite it's phallic appearance, I can assure you it plays no part in any fecking activities that occur in my house* :no:

*or anywhere else
You have a chrome penis. :blink: If I did, I'd give up the clerking about and be a robot porn star.

With SnnY.
With the rodding you do you would be better being a row boat pr0n star.

[Santa]

Jpaul - how could you?

[JPaul]

JPaul, your opinions on ecumenical topics are incorrect. Your views sicken me.
Tis' better to have opinions which sicken the unworthy, than to have no opinions and leave them to their inanities.

[JPaul]

Jpaul - how could you?
With the ease of a God, casting pearls before swine.

[Mr. Mulder]

Jpaul, a mini skirt is not suitable attire for the interweb - first warning.

[JPaul]

Jpaul, a mini skirt is not suitable attire for the interweb - first warning.
The interweb can dress as it pleases.

If you wish to project your latent transvestisism on a computer network that's a matter for you.

[Mr. Mulder]

Jpaul, you smell - second warning.

[manker]

You have a chrome penis. :blink: If I did, I'd give up the clerking about and be a robot porn star.

With SnnY.
With the rodding you do you would be better being a row boat pr0n star.Instead of that, I'd use my chrome penis as a hook and star in skank porn films.

With Cheese.

[manker]

JPaul is a secret hun :happy:

[JPaul]

If I did, I'd give up the clerking about and be a robot porn star.

With SnnY.
With the rodding you do you would be better being a row boat pr0n star.Instead of that, I'd use my chrome penis as a hook and star in skank porn films.

With Cheese.
You have all these options yet you insist on being a Merchant Banker, words fail me.

[peat moss]

Where's Robert000 when you need him ? :happy:

[JPaul]

JPaul is a secret hun :happy:
Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner.

Thank you all for your interest, we will keep your names on file, should another position arise you will be contacted.

[manker]

Didn't want to kill the thread straight away while we were all having a larf.

Tho' I think Mulder was serious :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

a little bit, yeah :unsure:

[manker]

a little bit, yeah :unsure:It was either that or you'd already got some old cock inside you today :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

a little bit, yeah :unsure:It was either that or you'd already got some old cock inside you today :naughty:

how did you know :blushing:

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/7210/oldcawk0zl.jpg

[Biggles]

I mentioned Stuart Dougall (but i think I got away with it) but to mention teh Hun word!


Mangos are being sharpened as we speak. :ph34r:

[manker]

It was either that or you'd already got some old cock inside you today :naughty:

how did you know :blushing:

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/7210/oldcawk0zl.jpg
Oh, you've been drinking too :blushing:

[Santa]

JPaul is a secret hun :happy:
Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner.

Thank you all for your interest, we will keep your names on file, should another position arise you will be contacted.

oh no you don't - not that easy
Jpaul you SuckX2
:01:

[Mr. Mulder]

how did you know :blushing:

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/7210/oldcawk0zl.jpg
Oh, you've been drinking too :blushing:

only since 2pm, had an 8 hour break after last night :blushing:

[JPaul]

I mentioned Stuart Dougall (but i think I got away with it) but to mention teh Hun word!


Mangos are being sharpened as we speak. :ph34r:
He took it too far.

I might have to go straight for the starfish.

Tho' his cunning Welsh Ninjaism may have taught him how to deal with that particliar stratagem

[JPaul]

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner.

Thank you all for your interest, we will keep your names on file, should another position arise you will be contacted.

oh no you don't - not that easy
Jpaul you SuckX2
:01:
Yeah and you are t'jealous of X2

[manker]

I mentioned Stuart Dougall (but i think I got away with it) but to mention teh Hun word!


Mangos are being sharpened as we speak. :ph34r:
He took it too far.

I might have to go straight for the starfish.

Tho' his cunning Welsh Ninjaism may have taught him how to deal with that particliar stratagemI have heard folk tell of this intrinsically Jockish chicanery. However, I am not sure how to deal with it.


Answers on a postcard, please :ermm:

[JPaul]

He took it too far.

I might have to go straight for the starfish.

Tho' his cunning Welsh Ninjaism may have taught him how to deal with that particliar stratagemI have heard folk tell of this intrinsically Jockish chicanery. However, I am not sure how to deal with it.


Answers on a postcard, please :ermm:
I had assumed you would be able to deal with the starfish, you are Welshish after awl.

[Santa]

what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?:cry:

[Mr. Mulder]

what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?:cry:

manboobs? :unsure:

[manker]

what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?:cry:Rob the pervy letch is a pervy letch. Normal people don't wanna go down that road :no:



Altho' you can qualify thro' being a git - as is my favoured mode d'emploi :happy:

[JPaul]

what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?:cry:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no .... Wee Bobby is a V Poor mortal enemy.

[manker]

what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?:cry:

manboobs? :unsure:You have to be special to grow them.

I tried during the Six Nations this year by drinking loads of beer, but it didn't work :(

[JPaul]

what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?:cry:Rob the pervy letch is a pervy letch. Normal people don't wanna go down that road :no:



Altho' you can qualify thro' being a git - as is my favoured mode d'emploi :happy:
mangit, as it were.

[JPaul]

manboobs? :unsure:You have to be special to grow them.

I tried during the Six Nations this year by drinking loads of beer, but it didn't work :(
That's coz it went straight to your arse.

[clocker]

I would consider playing Holmes to your Moriarity, but have yet to see any information pertaining to the salary.
The advert did not specify hours either.

If you could flesh out your requirements a smidgen I would be happy to submit a more accurate request for compensation.

Will we be observing Robert's Rules of Order or the Marquis of Queensbury's?
Not a deal-breaker really, just idle curiousity.

[manker]

You have to be special to grow them.

I tried during the Six Nations this year by drinking loads of beer, but it didn't work :(
That's coz it went straight to your arse.It's a good job I've got my cushy leather upholstered, chrome handled chair (which, as I recall, is slightly superior to your own precisely because of the chrome handlage) to support my rather more lardier arse.

[Santa]

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[JPaul]

I would consider playing Holmes to your Moriarity, but have yet to see any information pertaining to the salary.
The advert did not specify hours either.

If you could flesh out your requirements a smidgen I would be happy to submit a more accurate request for compensation.

Will we be observing Robert's Rules of Order or the Marquis of Queensbury's?
Not a deal-breaker really, just idle curiousity.
Much as your enquiry is very much appreciated I am afraid there is a "deal breaker" involved.

You being my mortal enemy would facilitate visiting hardwareworld. As you are possibly aware I find the prospect of dysentery a more attractive one.

Thank you for your interest in this position.

[JPaul]

That's coz it went straight to your arse.... (which, as I recall, is slightly superior to your own precisely because of the chrome handlage) ....

You could have saved everyone a great deal of time by just posting "my name be manker and me is a chav".

[manker]

... (which, as I recall, is slightly superior to your own precisely because of the chrome handlage) ....

You could have saved everyone a great deal of time by just posting "my name be manker and me is a chav".Covet not thy interwebbian neighbour's chrome.

[JPaul]

You could have saved everyone a great deal of time by just posting "my name be manker and me is a chav".Covet not thy interwebbian neighbour's chrome.
There's no plaice like chrome.

http://www.cefas.co.uk/fishinfo/Western%20Stocks/Western%20Pages%20pages/Images/Plaice.JPG

[Tikibonbon]

Can members of the FAG team be each other's mortal enemy in the first place?
Just the fact that you have to ask that precludes you.

Sorry, let me say that in American.

"What the shit are you talkin' about, suck my ass mofo."

Let me phrase this so you can understand, swine.

Pip pip! Jolly good! Tea and crumpets! God save the Queen!
Cheerio!

Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!

[clocker]

I would consider playing Holmes to your Moriarity...
Much as your enquiry is very much appreciated I am afraid there is a "deal breaker" involved.

You being my mortal enemy would facilitate visiting hardwareworld. As you are possibly aware I find the prospect of dysentery a more attractive one.

Thank you for your interest in this position.
I assumed that I would have to leave my Fortress of Solitude to fulfill my duties and had factored in the appropriate travel allowance.

We could discuss the "costume allowance" now, if you like.
Spandex is right out of course, but i would consider primary colors if required.

Will superpowers of any sort be necessary?
Even the basics are quite expensive these days and the truly exotic are beyond absurd...have you priced them lately?

[JPaul]

Just the fact that you have to ask that precludes you.

Sorry, let me say that in American.

"What the shit are you talkin' about, suck my ass mofo."

Let me phrase this so you can understand, swine.

Pip pip! Jolly good! Tea and crumpets! God save the Queen!
Cheerio!

Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!
You do know I'm Scottish, n'est ce pas.

[JPaul]

Much as your enquiry is very much appreciated I am afraid there is a "deal breaker" involved.

You being my mortal enemy would facilitate visiting hardwareworld. As you are possibly aware I find the prospect of dysentery a more attractive one.

Thank you for your interest in this position.
I assumed that I would have to leave my Fortress of Solitude to fulfill my duties and had factored in the appropriate travel allowance.

We could discuss the "costume allowance" now, if you like.
Spandex is right out of course, but i would consider primary colors if required.

Will superpowers of any sort be necessary?
Even the basics are quite expensive these days and the truly exotic are beyond absurd...have you priced them lately?

Do you think you could pull this off

http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/sabotage.jpg

[clocker]

Do you think you could pull this off

http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/sabotage.jpg
Someone should pull that off, I agree.
If that is how you'd like to dress then I have no objections, but you certainly can't expect me to switch designers at this late date.

Here is how I had envisioned us as we laid waste to vaste hordes of innocent bystanders in pursuit of our vendetta....
http://www.ews.uiuc.edu/~aclehman/pics/superhero/n21.jpg
The concept needs a bit of tweaking but the basics are sound.

[JPaul]

"tweaking", that sounds like hardwareworld talk to me.

Tried to slip one in when I wasn't looking, you cunning old fox.

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~supersmashbrothers/fan/art/murals/fox.jpg

[Biggles]

Do you think you could pull this off

http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/sabotage.jpg
Someone should pull that off, I agree.
If that is how you'd like to dress then I have no objections, but you certainly can't expect me to switch designers at this late date.

Here is how I had envisioned us as we laid waste to vaste hordes of innocent bystanders in pursuit of our vendetta....
http://www.ews.uiuc.edu/~aclehman/pics/superhero/n21.jpg
The concept needs a bit of tweaking but the basics are sound.

Diceman (that was a rather disturbing book as I recall) and Gorilla boy


Neat! :01:

[clocker]

Sowwy.
http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/Wonder.Woman.Costume.jpg
After my nap we can resume negotiations.
If Mommy will let me.