How do you (I) Release some anger in a kindly way?

[ziggyjuarez]

I just wanna punch the fuck out of something:clown:

[sparsely]

have you tried masturbating until you pass out?

[ziggyjuarez]

Maybe.i dont feel very freaky tonight

[Busyman]

I just wanna punch the fuck out of something:clown:
1. Punching bag

2. Pillow.

3. Your wife

4. Your kids

[Busyman]

Maybe.i dont feel very freaky tonight
5. Punching balls

:ph34r:

[ziggyjuarez]

Three 6 Mafia is makeing me even more mad:shutup:

[sparsely]

what are they doing?
ask them to stop.

[ziggyjuarez]

Brian eno just makes you sad,not relaxing at all :cry:

[sparsely]

alcohol would be my suggestion, in this case.

[Everose]

Throw blue rock at a piece of plywood standing ten feet a way.

[brotherdoobie]

Wear a kilt with panties and piss yourself.
It tickles.

Peace bd

[ziggyjuarez]

you guys work too slow.My hissyfit is over :0

[brotherdoobie]

you guys work too slow.My hissyfit is over :0

I was changing my kilt...but I left on the panties.

Peace bd :blushing:

[Wolfmight]

Run, light weights, work out till you pass out. Works

[brotherdoobie]

Run, light weights, work out till you pass out. Works

or smoke a cig....

Peace bd

[sparsely]

why isn't everybody drunk yet?

[ziggyjuarez]

why isn't everybody drunk yet?
i dont have good access to b0oze

[Santa]

i dont have good access to b0oze

you dont need "good" access to bøøze
you simply need access to it.

is "good" access a hawt waitress? :blink:

http://www.zehnders.com/new-site/images/waitress-restaurant-home.jpg

[Cheese]

is "good" access a hawt waitress? :blink:

http://www.zehnders.com/new-site/images/waitress-restaurant-home.jpg

She's not exactly "hawt" is she? I mean, I'd still do her (any hole is a goal), but you're way off with your "hawt" remark...

[Gemby!]

1) hit manker

2) hit manker again

3) if 1 and 2 fail, hit manker again

4) if all of the above fails, your stupid for hitting manker so much...WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU ?!?!?!??!!

[manker]

Hoi! Stop hitting on me, Gembs :ermm:

[Gemby!]

Hoi! Stop hitting on me, Gembs :ermm:

i wouldnt hit you :)

just encourage others to :01:

[manker]

Hoi! Stop hitting on me, Gembs :ermm:

i wouldnt hit you :)

just encourage others to :01:Ziggy punches like a girl anyway, and Dan just keeps tickling me :unsure:

[Gemby!]

i thought ziggy was a girl :wacko:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah but most girls punch like blokes :ph34r:

To answer first post......dunno, I can't control my temper :(

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

Yeah but most girls punch like blokes :ph34r:

To answer first post......dunno, I can't control my temper :(

Jonno :cool:

you should try hitting manker :happy:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Nah I would'nt do that :)

He might hit me back :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

Nah I would'nt do that :)

He might hit me back :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

i wouldnt be worried .....:lol:

[manker]

I bet you would after half an hour in the pub with me :P

[Gemby!]

I bet you would after half an hour in the pub with me :P

:naughty:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I bet you would after half an hour in the pub with me :P

:ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

i think manker needs a non-sexual hug :console:

[DanB]

manker was in a nasty dream I had last night :(

[manker]

I think it needs to be said that my comment was aimed at Jonno - about him wanting to hit me, not Gembs being worried :ermm:

Gemma spams far to much for me not to quote, bad manker :naughty:

[manker]

manker was in a nasty dream I had last night :(What was the dream :unsure:

[DanB]

manker was in a nasty dream I had last night :(What was the dream :unsure:

I can't say cos its silly but its made me realise something quite important :naughty:

[manker]

:fear:

[DanB]

never fear, you're safe :D

[Jon L. Obscene]

I think it needs to be said that my comment was aimed at Jonno - about him wanting to hit me, not Gembs being worried :ermm:

Gemma spams far to much for me not to quote, bad manker :naughty:

Ohhhhh I see :lol: I thought you been talking to Robert too much :P

Ok so I wanna be in a pub with you when I hit you for some reason? :unsure:
But you'll still hit me back :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

I think it needs to be said that my comment was aimed at Jonno - about him wanting to hit me, not Gembs being worried :ermm:

Gemma spams far to much for me not to quote, bad manker :naughty:

Ohhhhh I see :lol: I thought you been talking to Robert too much :P

Ok so I wanna be in a pub with you when I hit you for some reason? :unsure:
But you'll still hit me back :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:I would laugh with the gay abandon of a small child.

[Jon L. Obscene]

At what? :huh: my multi coloured luminous socks?

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

If you wore a denim shirt and jeans, I'd definitely laugh at that :D

[Jon L. Obscene]

You would? how come? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Because contrary to my pre-conceptions about you being a thoroughly unfasionable kindofaguy. You turning up in something that can only be described as a la mode would induce an ironic chuckle.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Because contrary to my pre-conceptions about you being a thoroughly unfasionable kindofaguy. You turning up in something that can only be described as a la mode would induce an ironic chuckle.


Who dictates fashion? not my fault you wear what you're told to :P
I don't follow fashion, I wear what's comfortable and what I like :)


a la mode

If you use French phrases you should really use the accents to go with them, otherwise people may get confused as to what you actually mean :)

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

It's impossible for me to type the accents because I have a standard keyboard that doesn't have the vowles avec accents.

Regarding fashion, how do you know what I wear :huh:

[Jon L. Obscene]

You could have copied and pasted the correct typing of the phrase in order to avoid confusion.

As for knowing what you wear..........erm......you've posted several pics :rolleyes: besides I never actually stated I know what you wear, but you do consider yourself to be fashionable no?

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

You could have copied and pasted the correct typing of the phrase in order to avoid confusion.

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/rod.gif

Thanks :D


As for knowing what you wear..........erm......you've posted several pics :rolleyes: besides I never actually stated I know what you wear, but you do consider yourself to be fashionable no?

Jonno :cool:Have I ever said this.

No.

[Barbarossa]

Not impossible:

Hold down ALT, and type the 4 digits on the keypad.


FRENCH

à - ALT+0224
ë - ALT+0235
ù - ALT+0249
É - ALT+0201
Ù - ALT+0217
â - ALT+0226
Ï - ALT+0207
û - ALT+0251
Ê - ALT+0202
Û - ALT+0219
ç - ALT+0231
î - ALT+0238
À - ALT+0192
Ë - ALT+0203
« - ALT+0171
é - ALT+0233
ï - ALT+0239
 - ALT+0194
Î - ALT+0206
» - ALT+0187
è - ALT+0232
œ - ALT+0156
Ç - ALT+0199
Ô - ALT+0212
ê - ALT+0234
ô - ALT+0244
È - ALT+0200
Π- ALT+0140

SPANISH

á - ALT+0224
ó - ALT+0243
É - ALT+0201
Ú - ALT+0218
é - ALT+0233
ú - ALT+0250
Í - ALT+0205
Ü - ALT+0220
í - ALT+0237
ü - ALT+0252
Ñ - ALT+0209
¿ - ALT+0191
ñ - ALT+0241
Á - ALT+0193
Ó - ALT+0211
¡ - ALT+0161

PORTUGUESE

ã - ALT+0227
à - ALT+0195
ç - ALT+0231
Ç - ALT+0199

ITALIAN

à - ALT+0224
ì - ALT+0236
ù - ALT+0249
È - ALT+0200
Ò - ALT+0210
è - ALT+0232
ò - ALT+0242
À - ALT+0192
Ì - ALT+0204
Ù - ALT+0217

GERMAN/SCANDINAVIAN

ä - ALT+0228
ë - ALT+0235
þ - ALT+0254
Å - ALT+0197
Ö - ALT+0214
å - ALT+0229
ö - ALT+0246
ü - ALT+0252
Æ - ALT+0198
Ø - ALT+0216
æ - ALT+0230
ø - ALT+0248
ÿ - ALT+0255
Ð - ALT+0208
Þ - ALT+0222
ð - ALT+0240
ß - ALT+0223
Ä - ALT+0196
Ë - ALT+0203
Ü - ALT+0220

MISCELLANEOUS

¶ - ALT+0182
º - ALT+0186
† - ALT+0134
¬ - ALT+0172
ž - ALT+0158


ÑÒÖß :P

[manker]

Rodded Barbie too. Quality :D

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/rod.gif

[Guillaume]

:smartass: :01:


Ok, I'd need one of you photyshop wonders to merge these two smilies.

[Barbarossa]

Rodded Barbie too. Quality :D

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/rod.gif


Meh.... Pretending to be a dumb-ass isn't rodding in my book, neither is spelling "vowel" incorrectly ... :snooty:



P.S. I spent AGES formatting that post ... :pinch:

[Jon L. Obscene]

No Mankey, you did'nt rod us, we proved you wrong :P don't be a sore loser.
Or if you see that as rodding then I rodded you when I first mentioned it :P

And I do recall you saying you're fashionable but I cannot prove it so I will have to accept your saying no and retract my statement.

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

One day, you'll both reach the upper echelons of rodmastery.

Maybe :P

[Jon L. Obscene]

Poor Manky......refuses to believe he's been rodded by a lesser being :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Barbarossa]

Poor Manky......refuses to believe he's been rodded by a lesser being :01:

Jonno :cool:

Who you calling a lesser being? :snooty: :ermm:

[manker]

Poor Manky......refuses to believe he's been rodded by a lesser being :01:

Jonno :cool:

Who you calling a lesser being? :snooty: :ermm:Yeah :huh:

But no :vicky:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Poor Manky......refuses to believe he's been rodded by a lesser being :01:

Jonno :cool:

Who you calling a lesser being? :snooty: :ermm:

Well me, cosidering I rodded him first and you then backed me up, so he actually got rodded by 2 different people on one page :01:

*hi-5* :01:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

You're either rodding now or you believe that Barbie was rodding too.

Angling newcomers are teh suck :rolleyes:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:D Loohoo.......zer..her :P

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

:lol:

I bet when you trip walking down the road, you say aloud 'I meant to do that' and then keep walking with a slight stumble for the rest of the day :D

[Jon L. Obscene]

http://www.comedykings.co.uk/panto/87pic5.jpg

:D

Jonno :cool:

[Barbarossa]

http://www.comedykings.co.uk/panto/87pic5.jpg

:D

Jonno :cool:

Nice Rod! :lol:

[manker]

You're like En Vogues' loving.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Explain "En Vogues".

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

:lol:

Fuck off, I have work to do.

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: work? wtf is that? please to be explaining what kind of work you do? and can you really class it as "Work"?

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Sorry, that was a bit h4r5h.

I do have work to do, y'know - bank clerking and that, but I keep on posting here :crazy:

[Barbarossa]

Don't worry, he'll be back in 30 seconds... ;)

[Jon L. Obscene]

Sorry, that was a bit h4r5h.

I do have work to do, y'know - bank clerking and that, but I keep on posting here :crazy:

Why would you keep posting on here tho when so far your last 10 posts you have been rodded? :rolleyes:
You make no sense man, quit while you've still lost gracefully :P

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

You're too good for me, Jonno.

[DarthInsinuate]

i believe Jonno has Trulli mastered the art of the rodlage with his "i rodded you into thinknig you rodded me" rodding technique

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: :lol:

Ok thats confusing :huh:

So I thought Manky into rodding me into thinking that he'd rodded me when I thought I rodded him and now we don't know who rodded what or even what the fuck rodding is :blink:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

So I thought Manky into rodding meThat's a clever trick.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah I'm quite impressed by that myself, I'm also gonna think you into being very impressed *thinks* :pinch:

Jonno :cool:

[Dark Steno]

sitting in the corner.

[maebach]

go outside and beat the shit out of every one who pissed you off as long as you can remember..

[manker]

go outside and beat the shit out of every one who pissed you off as long as you can remember..What if they're not all outside.

To imagine that they would be, especially if it's raining, stretches credibility a bit too far.

[Dark Steno]

looking up the sky and sighing.

[GepperRankins]

I just wanna punch the fuck out of something:clown:
1. Punching bag

2. Pillow.

3. Your wife

4. Your kids
looks like a todo list. :lookaroun

[Dark Steno]

Runs!

[manker]

1. Punching bag

2. Pillow.

3. Your wife

4. Your kids
looks like a todo list. :lookaroun:lol: http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif

[ziggyjuarez]

Well just got angry like 5mins ago.The only thing keeping me cool is the fact im leaving soon:pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch:

[sparsely]

a fan might be cheaper. :|

[ziggyjuarez]

a fan might be cheaper. :|
:dry: :mellow: :pinch: :pinch: :mellow: :dry: :frusty: :ermm: :shutup: :unsure:

[missie]

I'm know for breaking handles off kitchen doors and beating people on the head with them.



ok, so I've only done it once. :lookaroun

[sArA]

I have been known to yell loudly, stamp my feet and slam the cutlery drawer (very satisfying)....


Probably looks ridiculously Basil Fawlty :blushing:

[sparsely]

sparsely laughs for no apparant reason

[ahctlucabbuS]

Primal Scream. *

It has the side effect of attracting company, so if you don't succeed at first you can always give in and hit the BASTARD knocking on your door. :01:

* Also works for frustration

[ziggyjuarez]

I have been known to yell loudly, stamp my feet and slam the cutlery drawer (very satisfying)....


Probably looks ridiculously Basil Fawlty :blushing:
that sounds kind of hot in a hot way:unsure: :lookaroun

[sparsely]

more like a Turkish Frankenstein :lol: