Fuckin Emus

[sparsely]

that's right, I hate the whole stinkin' lot of ya!

http://www.webfocus.co.nz/webfocus/photos/pic-emu.jpg

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

mmmmm.......emu.....

http://www.sugarmapleemu.com/Images/cooked%20emu%20fillets.jpg

[Dark Steno]

that's right, I hate the whole stinkin' lot of ya!

http://mako.cc/copyrighteous/images/emu.jpg
http://inxhost.com/images/sticker.gif

[enoughfakefiles]

I thought this was a naughty thread by the title. :unsure:

[sparsely]

I was beat to death by french nuns on the shores of the Mississippi.
Don't talk to me about love.

[*goddess*]

:dry: They are daft buggers, I had one run into the side of my car, smashed me windscreen, dented the door and splattered crap all over it.

:rolleyes: Good job the road wasn't busy, stupid bloody thing pushed me over to the wrong side.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

:dry: They are daft buggers, I had one run into the side of my car, smashed me windscreen, dented the door and splattered crap all over it.

:rolleyes: Good job the road wasn't busy, stupid bloody thing pushed me over to the wrong side.

What the feckles kind of a car do you drive that a BIRD could push you around? :lol:

[sparsely]

and where do you live that has emus running alongside traffic?

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: I live in Australia and at the time of the incident was living in country Western Australia.

They're fecking big birds obviously if they can throw a car off it's path.

[missie]

Goddess knows all about big birds. :naughty:

[*goddess*]

:dry: And Missie knows all about keepin' the big trap






shutified :01:

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

I know about big byrds as well.

Fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay.

[missie]

:D Consider my mush zipped.




Till a better blackmailing opportunity arises. :shifty:

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Heeeeeeey baby!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/mad1344/Italy/fat_naked_man_on_turtle_pitti_palace.jpg

[*goddess*]

:D Consider my mush zipped.




Till a better blackmailing opportunity arises. :shifty:


;) Ditto Missy.


:blink: Heavymetal....... what's with the fixation on fatty's?? I aint that bloody fat ya know:dry:

:hug: I gotta go do the sociable thing now, will do a goss exchange soon Missie, I got some for ya but ain't sharing it on here:01:

[brotherdoobie]

I was beat to death by french nuns on the shores of the Mississippi.
Don't talk to me about love.

Did one of the whores go by the name of Cheesecake?
A beating by her is pleasure defined. I still haven't been
pistol whipped quite like that.

Peace bd

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Speaking of fatties: http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/72-copymachine.htm

[sparsely]

the quality of this thread has severly diminished.

[Smith]

Just a bit :P

[sparsely]

:fist:

[manker]

Is TheCanuk's sig working on some higher level of irony than I'm capable of comprehending :unsure:

[Cheese]

Is TheCanuk's sig working on some higher level of irony than I'm capable of comprehending :unsure:

It did make me laugh. But more of a laughing at TheCanuk type scenario than anything else. Maybe that's what he is aiming for? Seems a lot of posters here love self-pwning themselves, like a form of interweb-masochism.

[missie]

I got some for ya but ain't sharing it on here

C'mon then already. :lookaroun
I have some for you when I eventually get round to hosting the beggars.
My gay mates look so much better in the nurses kit. :lol:



Goddess isn't fat in the slightest, btw.
She's like, super :w00t:

[*goddess*]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hideingbhindcurtian.gif I's here, where's choo?


:frusty: I'm waiting for me pics bugger ya:lol:

[sparsely]

i should've been a trucker in the 80's, man.

really doe :pinch:

[*goddess*]

:unsure: Why should you have been a trucker in the 80's??