i look forward to theday when my balls dont itch

[Mr. Mulder]

shaving them was not a gud idea its been 6 days now :no:

whats also annoying is explning to an 80 year old woman how to take apart her linebox and use her testsocket, i am drinking blue wkd now as they dont let you do that at work :no:

[Busyman]

shaving them was not a gud idea its been 6 days now :no:

Now whytf would you do that? :blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

shaving them was not a gud idea its been 6 days now :no:

Now whytf would you do that? :blink:

loobi asked me to shaved it all of :no:

[LoobiLou]

i never said to do it...although the image of you walking around town with your hands in your pants is very funny :lol:

[Gripper]

:lol: :lol: :lol: am now trying to clean beer off of the screen,keyboard and trying to explain wtf so funny on the computer t the wifey,Mr Mulder you're nuts :lol: :lol: :w00t:

[Mr. Mulder]

its not funny, took ages to do too, got through two x files eps (originally started in bath room but it was taking too long as you have to go slowly you understand so i oved but it's not so bad now, two days after was hurendous though - i will never do it again and dont recomend it to anyone :no:

[GepperRankins]

maybe you got crabs

[Santa]

next time use tweazers to pluck them out
they say it lasts longer
good luck

http://home.tiscali.be/joke1/Neap4/hairy%20ars.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

eeeeeeewwwwwwwww

[brotherdoobie]

its not funny, took ages to do too, got through two x files eps (originally started in bath room but it was taking too long as you have to go slowly you understand so i oved but it's not so bad now, two days after was hurendous though - i will never do it again and dont recomend it to anyone :no:

Rookie... I can do it in 10 minutes,with a straight razor and nary a nick.
(while using alliteration)

Peace bd :snooty:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Have to agree with BD here, plus the shave gel gives em this cold clean tingly sensation :happy:

Funny enough I've never suffered from itching tho, but it depends which part you wet shave and which you used clippers on cos some parts will itch like fuck if you wet shave, nuts tho......never had itching...........wtf am I talking about?? why am I having this conversation with you guys?? :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[Santa]

......never had itching...........wtf am I talking about?? why am I having this conversation with you guys?? :ermm:


because in your last life you where a dog groomer specialised in "litening the load".

http://www.snippershairclubfordogs.com/photos/susan_n_bugsy_400x501.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

speaking of bawls, channel4 r dicks :dry:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/rosan.jpg

:dry:

[{I}{K}{E}]

Nuts? :unsure:

[Santa]

i thought balls where supposed to itch? :unsure:

[Guillaume]

Ingrown hair. How do you deal with those? :frusty:
Each and every time I trim things a bit, I end up with one or two of those. Do you guys have some secret Shaolin Technique of Ball-shaving or what?

[Jon L. Obscene]

Have had but only once and you just yank it out :01:

I really don't see the need for hair, it's annoying and gross, I wanna save up and go to a place where they electricute you so all your hair falls out.........cept hair on head of course cos that would look silly :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[sArA]

I have been reliably informed that shaving :cough: down there makes your dick look bigger... :)

[Jon L. Obscene]

Well yeah obviously cos on average the hair sticks out a good inch (I shave and it doubles in size :01: ) ......but it also feels pretty good and generally makes you .......erm.....excited,also much more hygenic.
I really have to stop talking about this subject :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

[Guillaume]

I really have to stop talking about this subject :ph34r:
Why? There's nowt wrong with it. :blink:
Just ask a mod to place an "you must be over 18 to read this thread" restriction at the beginning.

[sArA]

Maybe before and after pictures would be nice....



or maybe not, after all this is a family forum....



shame....

[Jon L. Obscene]

Been there done that got the warnings :lol:

Aparently I was'nt spose to post an unedited pic :lol: no one told me, and I'm sure it was Guil who made me do it :dry:

Jonno :cool:

[sArA]

You could always put a little black square over the naughty bit.....

[Guillaume]

and I'm sure it was Guil who made me do it :dry:

I did no such thing.
[subliminal message]Post your knob on the interweb[/subliminal message]

[Jon L. Obscene]

Done that too :lol: cept twas a smilie.........had to resize the smilie tho, was far too big :ermm:

Also would kinda defeat the purpose :lol:

I wanna know how I'm gonna wax my back, that is gonna be tricky, maybe glue the strips to the wall and back on to them then run away quick ...... :ph34r:
Also I gonna wax my nose.......... :lol: Oh man thats gotta hurt :lol:

Jonno :cool:

Edit: I have an overwhelming urge to.........

http://www.thehistorycompany.com/albums/Wing_Chong_Market/Wing_Chong_exterior/Wing_Chong_doorknob.jpg

[Gripper]

Don't know why but had an overwhelming urge to show people this......































http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/knobs.jpg

:O

[Jon L. Obscene]

:huh: wtf are they?

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

:huh: wtf are they?

Jonno :cool:
Door knobs..for some reason I can't quite explain

[Jon L. Obscene]

Ohhhhhhh I see, same joke I did :lol:

I thought they were marbles :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

Ohhhhhhh I see, same joke I did :lol:

I thought they were marbles :ermm:

Jonno :cool:
No lost them years ago,great minds think alike :w00t:

[Jon L. Obscene]

You used to play marbles on manhole covers too? then get angry cos you lost and end up throwing your marbles at peoples heads? :happy:

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

If you rub Tiger Balm (http://www.tigerbalm.co.uk/history.html) on your nuts they'll stop itching :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Them creams are crap, I been using hypoalegentic anti wrinkle cream for years, yet my nuts still look like dried and shiveled prunes :dry:

Jonno :cool:

[Guillaume]

If you rub Tiger Balm (http://www.tigerbalm.co.uk/history.html) on your nuts they'll stop itching :unsure:
Yeah, cause they'll jut fall off. :pinch:

[NikkiD]

It's so funny to hear guys bitch about this. :lol:

[Guillaume]

Stop laughing then, and pass on the wisdom, woman! :fist:

[manker]

:lol:

Sara the pervy letch :D

I've never shaved my nutsack. Tho' everytime my razor becomes a bit too blunt to shave my face properly, before I throw it away I use it to roughly trim my pubes down so they're a bit neater, like.

No itching - FTW :01:
Thrift - FTW :01:

[Jon L. Obscene]

It's so funny to hear guys bitch about this. :lol:

I was'nt bitching :P

Like I said, there's only certain parts you can do with a razor without irritation.

Around the pubic area is one of them, the nutsack is fine as is the ...erm.....shaft :ph34r: ......but that can hurt when cutting against the grain.

And this weeks special offer for the hirsute afflicted....

http://www.buywright.co.nz/media/flymo_tl400.jpg

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

You have hair on the shaft of your cawk.

Freak.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Not any more :P ........unless I confused the hair FOR my cawk :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Not any more :P ........unless I confused the hair FOR my cawk :ermm:

Jonno :cool:
I've just checked, I definitely have no hair at all on my cawk. Not sure if any other blokes do, either. Maybe a poll is in order.

I realise that you shave it off but that it grows there in the first place is just plain weird :ermm:

[Jon L. Obscene]

No point, I is teh freak :01:

I was raised by monkeys and lived in the woods til I was 19 :)

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Even dogs, that have hair covering their entire bodies, don't have hairy cawks.

Jonno, are you absolutely sure that you need to shave your cawk :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I often get it muddled with my leg as they are pretty much equal in size :shifty:

Yes I have little legs :(

Jonno :cool:

[Mr. Mulder]

i have very hairy legs which itch at random intervals for no apparent reason, i have a special cream that i put on them to stop them from itching, does that make me cool? :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I would imagine the scratching makes you hot, not cool :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[Santa]

the more cream the better
just avoid exaggerating to the extent that it starts to leak through your jeans

[NikkiD]

Stop laughing then, and pass on the wisdom, woman! :fist:

Wax.

[manker]

Nikki, does Jonno really have a hairy cawk :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: lmao :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[NikkiD]

Nikki, does Jonno really have a hairy cawk :unsure:

No. :blink:

[manker]

Can't believe I was rodded in a thread with a heavy emphasis on cawk :(

[Mr. Mulder]

back at work tomorrow, it's a good jawb i sit with my hands down my pants anyway :ermm:

[manker]

back at work tomorrow, it's a good jawb i sit with my hands down my pants anyway :ermm:
Doesn't everyone, they all do in my office :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Now how did you understand that yet not me? :dry:

back at work tomorrow, it's a good jawb, i sit with my hands down my pants anyway

back at work tomorrow, it's a good jawb i sit with my hands down my pants anyway

Meaning 2 totally different things :P

Jonno :cool:

[Mr. Mulder]

back at work tomorrow, it's a good jawb i sit with my hands down my pants anyway :ermm:
Doesn't everyone, they all do in my office :unsure:

all the people on directory enquiries do as they are all commoners - we at fault repairs look down on them (from our second floor thrones :snooty: )

[Jon L. Obscene]

Ewww thats sounds like it gets messy for those you look down on :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Now how did you understand that yet not me?:whistling :shutup:

[Jon L. Obscene]

stfu :dry:

Hey anyway, you never did answer my question from the other day :dry:

Jonno :cool:

[Mr. Mulder]

Ewww thats sounds like it gets messy for those you look down on :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

due to the building being open planned, we can spit on them with tremendous accuracy :01:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah I guess so......but spit on them with what? :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

stfu :dry:

Hey anyway, you never did answer my question from the other day :dry:

Jonno :cool:What question?

[Jon L. Obscene]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/t101509.html

Jonno :cool:

[Mr. Mulder]

Yeah I guess so......but spit on them with what? :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

our superior cawks :01:

[manker]

Doesn't everyone, they all do in my office :unsure:

all the people on directory enquiries do as they are all commoners - we at fault repairs look down on them (from our second floor thrones :snooty: )In days of yore, we used to phone up the lady in directory directory enquiries and ask her what colour knickers she was wearing.

Then we'd spend the rest of the day hiding from the police (who were doubtlessly chasing us) in our den.

[manker]

Yeah I guess so......but spit on them with what? :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

our superior cawks :01:
:lol: :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

all the people on directory enquiries do as they are all commoners - we at fault repairs look down on them (from our second floor thrones :snooty: )In days of yore, we used to phone up the lady in directory directory enquiries and ask her what colour knickers she was wearing.

Then we'd spend the rest of the day hiding from the police (who were doubtlessly chasing us) in our den.

well ffs man, don't keep us in suspense, what colour knickers was she wearing? :ohmy:

[manker]

In days of yore, we used to phone up the lady in directory enquiries and ask her what colour knickers she was wearing.

Then we'd spend the rest of the day hiding from the police (who were doubtlessly chasing us) in our den.

well ffs man, don't keep us in suspense, what colour knickers was she wearing? :ohmy:She would never tell us - which led us to believe that she wasn't wearing any :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

well ffs man, don't keep us in suspense, what colour knickers was she wearing? :OShe would never tell us - which led us to believe that she wasn't wearing any :sick:

the people at DQ aren't like you and I, they are mole-like in appearance and their hygiene is below standard - they work as a collective and shun away from outsiders and the outside in general :ermm:

[manker]

She would never tell us - which led us to believe that she wasn't wearing any :sick:

the people at DQ aren't like you and I, they are mole-like in appearance and their hygiene is below standard - they work as a collective and shun away from outsiders and the outside in general :ermm:
:ohmy:

Mole people need sex too.

[Gripper]

Did Nikkid move to Canadia to get away from Jonnos mutant member

[Jon L. Obscene]

probably..... :'(

Might also have been the smell of my feet :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[NikkiD]

Did Nikkid move to Canadia to get away from Jonnos mutant member

:blink: I've always lived in Canada. :blink:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Shhhhhhh he don't know that.... :shifty:

Not quite sure whats sinister about that but...... :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

[brotherdoobie]

Nikki, bald or a mohawk?

Peace bd

[Jon L. Obscene]

:huh: She has long hair

She'd look very odd with a mohawk :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[Barbarossa]

shaving them was not a gud idea its been 6 days now :no:

Choices:

1. E45.
2. Wear a skirt and no pants, let the air flow...
3. Keep shaving, baldie!

[Mr. Mulder]

shaving them was not a gud idea its been 6 days now :no:

Choices:

1. E45.

you wanna rub it on, barbie? :naughty:

my bawls are fine today, thnx for asking :01: