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Gemby!
09-05-2005, 06:46 PM
HELLO !!!

i bought a cute lil hamster today and i need to name it, but i need your help *points at you*

i dont have any pics, but it is greyish on the top and has this cute lil hair style with a hair parting in the middle :happy:

any suggestions will be accepted however majority wont be taken seriously :01:

Guillaume
09-05-2005, 06:49 PM
How about Squish?

Mr. Mulder
09-05-2005, 06:50 PM
Rob
Mulder
Gwen Stefani
Empty Budwiser bottles
Television
Alarm clock
Loose change
Pills
Work Pass
gemby

:unsure:

Gemby!
09-05-2005, 06:50 PM
that sounds a bit squirty :pinch:

@ mulder - are you just naming items around your house (except for gemby, thats me)

|F1|
09-05-2005, 06:51 PM
dinner

tesco
09-05-2005, 06:58 PM
Coke
Flash
Joystick
iPoddy
Lock
Guitar

:unsure:

Mr. Mulder
09-05-2005, 07:00 PM
@ mulder - are you just naming items around your house (except for gemby, thats me)

no :shifty:

it would be easier to name it if we had some pics (nothing too pervy though unless you really want to)

enoughfakefiles
09-05-2005, 07:02 PM
@ mulder - are you just naming items around your house (except for gemby, thats me)

no :shifty:

it would be easier to name it if we had some pics (nothing too pervy though unless you really want to)

Like a naked hamster. :unsure:

Gemby!
09-05-2005, 07:03 PM
Coke
Flash
Joystick
iPoddy
Lock
Guitar

:unsure:

im worried about you .....:naughty:

@ fakefiles - i would love to show you a pic but its sleeping in its lil house *awww*:wacko:

enoughfakefiles
09-05-2005, 07:06 PM
Coke
Flash
Joystick
iPoddy
Lock
Guitar

:unsure:

im worried about you .....:naughty:

@ fakefiles - i would love to show you a pic but its sleeping in its lil house *awww*:wacko:

If you`ve got a mobile phone gemby this is what they`re good for.

Hamster invention. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4180000/newsid_4185400/4185420.stm)

It`s not slave labour honest guv. :ph34r:

Jon L. Obscene
09-05-2005, 07:56 PM
i dont have any pics, but it is greyish on the top and has this cute lil hair style with a hair parting in the middle :happy:


Split :01: (as in Stripe from Gremlins )

Jonno :cool:

Gripper
09-05-2005, 07:58 PM
Gizmo
Rex
Catbait
Snakefood
Cyril

Jon L. Obscene
09-05-2005, 08:04 PM
Arthur :D ........or Arfur.....

Jonno :cool:

Gripper
09-05-2005, 08:08 PM
Gemby check this out (http://www.hamsterliberationfront.com/doctor.htm) :lol:

tesco
09-05-2005, 08:14 PM
Gemby check this out (http://www.hamsterliberationfront.com/doctor.htm) :lol:
I hate reading black-backgrounded pages then going back to the forum. :pinch:

peat moss
09-05-2005, 08:27 PM
Hows about Elvis ?

Smith
09-05-2005, 08:55 PM
Gemby JR? :unsure:

FWD
09-06-2005, 12:25 AM
nibbles

Santa
09-06-2005, 12:34 AM
wasabi


http://www.screenhead.com/funny/FIGHTINGMACHINE.jpg

Gemby!
09-06-2005, 10:46 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/CIMG0333.jpg

there it is !! now name it you biatches.

ps. im not naming it elvis !!!!

ziggyjuarez
09-06-2005, 11:00 AM
~cervantes De Leon~

DanB
09-06-2005, 11:01 AM
Ernest?:

Barbarossa
09-06-2005, 11:03 AM
J-Cloth

DarthInsinuate
09-06-2005, 11:04 AM
name it Robert000000, then you can chat it up ad nauseam, then put it out of it's misery by hitting it with a spade

asmithz
09-06-2005, 11:11 AM
Nathan.....

Nathan Scott Phillips:lol:

DarthInsinuate
09-06-2005, 11:21 AM
name it after that ratboy from Busted

manker
09-06-2005, 11:33 AM
manky!!!1

DanB
09-06-2005, 11:40 AM
name it after that ratboy from Busted


manky!!!1

:unsure:

Smith
09-06-2005, 11:44 AM
J-Roc...yo...

Guillaume
09-06-2005, 11:52 AM
Is it a boy-hamster or a girl-hamster.

If it's a boy, then call it GEPboy.
If it's a girl, then call it GEPgirl.

:01:

manker
09-06-2005, 11:57 AM
name it after that ratboy from Busted

manky!!!1

:unsure:Hoi!! :lol:

Jon L. Obscene
09-06-2005, 11:59 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/CIMG0333.jpg


Alvin, Simon or THEADORE!! :01:

Jonno :cool:

DanB
09-06-2005, 12:04 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/CIMG0333.jpg


Alvin, Simon or THEADORE!! :01:

Jonno :cool:


Or Theodore even :P

DarthInsinuate
09-06-2005, 12:15 PM
ah yes, Alvin and the Chippendales, used to always watch that as a kid

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Alvin.gif

Jon L. Obscene
09-06-2005, 12:24 PM
Or Theodore even :P

:frusty: Thats how I originally spelt it, then googled it and came up with the other way.

Google lied to me :'(

Jonno :cool:

Gemby!
09-06-2005, 12:24 PM
Alvin, Simon or THEADORE!! :01:

Jonno :cool:

now this is a possibility ! Theodore was always my fav :01:

Jon L. Obscene
09-06-2005, 12:36 PM
:01:

I just thought of them as soon as I saw teh pic :D

Jonno :cool:

Gemby!
09-06-2005, 12:39 PM
i loved that cartoon....

Jon L. Obscene
09-06-2005, 12:41 PM
Yeah but Simon was a geek :dry:

I heard that Alvin went on to be manager of Boyzone :ermm: aparently he could'nt sing with them cos his voice is too deep.

Jonno :cool:

Gemby!
09-06-2005, 12:43 PM
theodore was by far the best. and yes simon was a dork. i dont like boyzone.

Jon L. Obscene
09-06-2005, 12:48 PM
Theodore it is then, now tattoo it on his face :01:

Jonno :cool:

Barbarossa
09-06-2005, 01:04 PM
FeckingLazyBastardCarpetFitter :angry:

Jon L. Obscene
09-06-2005, 01:05 PM
:lol: :lol: lmao

Jonno :cool:

peat moss
09-06-2005, 01:33 PM
Boy that Google is amazing ! :D


http://www.angelfire.com/id/jacheong/names.html

clocker
09-06-2005, 03:18 PM
Lemmiwinks.

Finster.

Gripper
09-06-2005, 04:43 PM
theodore was by far the best. and yes simon was a dork. i dont like boyz
Hey Gemby is there something you want to tell us :naughty:

Gemby!
09-06-2005, 06:16 PM
theodore was by far the best. and yes simon was a dork. i dont like boyzone
Hey Gemby is there something you want to tell us :naughty:

ps. i lubba teh cawk. hamsters turn me on

no, but your honesty is impressive :01:

i knew all along

manker
09-06-2005, 06:24 PM
So ... have you named him manky yet :unsure:

Gemby!
09-06-2005, 06:26 PM
no.

my brother says i should call him stevie. my brother is called steven so i think its quite cute

manker
09-06-2005, 06:27 PM
That's the last time I tell you to call anything manky :snooty:



:ermm:

Gripper
09-06-2005, 06:35 PM
Mesocricetus auratus
thats a good name for a hamster according to the Romans

Gemby!
09-06-2005, 06:37 PM
other people (yes i know other people) have suggested hammy,gerby, hamsty and olly

manker
09-06-2005, 06:39 PM
Other people :snooty:

Not interweb people either, I'll bet :snooty:

Gemby!
09-06-2005, 06:43 PM
sorry :P these people i actually know in the real world . they also dont think i look like a carrot with porno lady actresses stomach :blink:

manker
09-06-2005, 06:45 PM
I thought you were one of us :(

DanB
09-06-2005, 06:46 PM
other people (yes i know other people) have suggested hammy,gerby, hamsty and olly


My brother's hamster is called hammy :dry:


Carrot girl :01:

manker
09-06-2005, 06:48 PM
other people (yes i know other people) have suggested hammy,gerby, hamsty and olly


My brother's hamster is called hammy :dry:


Carrot girl :01:Those are crap names, including hammy :P

See, you just can't trust people that only exist in teh real world :no:

Gemby!
09-06-2005, 06:48 PM
I thought you were one of us :(

:console: i am, but i have other sides to my personality to :) just like you, but with friends and no mootash :w00t:

manker
09-06-2005, 06:50 PM
I thought you were one of us :(

:console: i am, but i have other sides to my personality to :) just like you, but with friends and no mootash :w00t:You have friends :o



Edit: :o :o :o :o :o :P

Gemby!
09-06-2005, 06:53 PM
:console: i am, but i have other sides to my personality to :) just like you, but with friends and no mootash :w00t:You have friends :o



Edit: :o :o :o :o :o :P

hamsters count right ? :lol:

manker
09-06-2005, 06:55 PM
Yep, teddies too - and action men :lookaroun

Gemby!
09-06-2005, 06:57 PM
but action men always talk about themselves. tiresome after a while. i find hamsters and mirrors make interesting pals.

heres another cute picca

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/CIMG0337.jpg

Gripper
09-06-2005, 07:00 PM
Noooooooooooo not my G.I Joe :cry:

hamm
09-06-2005, 09:17 PM
other people (yes i know other people) have suggested hammy,gerby, hamsty and olly

I rather like that suggestion. :D

worldpease
09-07-2005, 12:33 AM
That Hamster is beautiful,
here at home we´ve had hamsters since I was like 15,
and everyone of them died of natural causes (I think...lol.).
I named one ¨Portos¨, other one was named ¨Sparkle Of Love¨ cus it was so freaking cute girl, and there was also ¨Screamer¨, this one started screaming whenever I tried to hold it.
I don´t have them anymore, only my Bro has one, a girl called ¨Perra¨.

Please take very good care of the hamster Ok.
btw, you can call it ¨hairy¨, or ¨hairs¨., or even ¨messy hair¨.

peat moss
09-07-2005, 01:15 AM
Hows about Richard Gere ? :ohmy:

DarthInsinuate
09-07-2005, 10:20 AM
my mum was watching Knight Rider in the hospital when my brother was born, so she was going to give him the names Michael Knight

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 10:48 AM
and everyone of them died of natural causes (I think...lol.).
.

You mean like acidently being microwaved or acidently getting naturally stood on
and stuff like that?.......my mate bought his kids a hamster, the kids (1 boy 1 girl) are both 5y/o and thought it would be good to play with the hamster.
It went missing for a few days.......my mate found it in one of those upside down cieling lampshades...turns out the kids thought it would be fun to play catch with it..........until one of them scored a basket :dry:

Cruel lil feckers.............altho I did visionize this lil hamster with a lil helmet on flying thru the air shouting "Geronimooooo"....for some reason :ermm:

Theodore.

Oh hey, what about Fuzzball :01:

:D

Jonno :cool:

ziggyjuarez
09-07-2005, 10:54 AM
just like you, but with friends and no mootash
mootashs rock:schnauz:

Gemby!
09-07-2005, 12:04 PM
not on girls they dont :dry:

manker
09-07-2005, 12:08 PM
I once noticed a girl I was with had an anal beard :fear:

Gemby!
09-07-2005, 12:10 PM
she had her own pet hamster :happy:

manker
09-07-2005, 12:12 PM
Was that what it was :o


Bit too kinky for me, I'm afraid.

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 12:14 PM
Well they reckon Hamsters like to find small dark warm places to sleep :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

Gemby!
09-07-2005, 12:14 PM
maybe it was world pease's hamsters ...

manker
09-07-2005, 12:15 PM
I don't recall her arse being that small, actually :unsure:

Gemby!
09-07-2005, 12:16 PM
eww big and furry. maybe it was jonno there :P

manker
09-07-2005, 12:17 PM
ewe big and furry :P :blushing:

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 12:23 PM
I don't recall her arse being that small, actually :unsure:

:lol: :lol:

:mellow:

Jonno :cool:

manker
09-07-2005, 12:26 PM
I don't recall her arse being that small, actually :unsure:

:lol: :lol:

:mellow:

Jonno :cool:It was a fairly disturbing experience all round. Duno why I brought it up :pinch:

Gemby!
09-07-2005, 12:27 PM
lets never mention it again ....

manker
09-07-2005, 12:29 PM
lets never mention it again ....Phew, new page.

We never need to darken the pages of this forum with mention of the hairy arsed Welsh fat chick again :01:

Gemby!
09-07-2005, 12:34 PM
she was welsh !??!?!??!

OmGzZz !!!1!ONe2two3+1testing!@ !#!@!~

manker
09-07-2005, 12:35 PM
Italian descent :ph34r:

Gemby!
09-07-2005, 12:38 PM
those dirty italians .....wait a dam rooting tootin second ....

manker
09-07-2005, 12:39 PM
dirty italiansHawt :happy:

manker
09-07-2005, 12:40 PM
Sometimes :ermm:

Gemby!
09-07-2005, 12:47 PM
they get ugly when they hit 50/60. i hope to die around 40

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 04:54 PM
i hope to die a round 40

So you gonna die of overeating?.....You really do wanna be the first true female Elvis don't you :D

Jonno :cool:

Gripper
09-07-2005, 05:01 PM
Dye 40 what ...hamsters,thats just damned cruel
what was the name of the hamster in "The Young Ones",I think it was Bastard but I could be wrong

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 05:02 PM
SG or SP or SPG :lol: can't quite remember....."Haw hum, how incledebly interesting" :lol:
He died on the front of a yellow ford anglia when it hit a lamp post :(
His last words were "Aww shut up ya wimp"

Oh and it would be more cruel if you tiedyed them :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

Edit: SPG - Special Patrol Group :01:

Gripper
09-07-2005, 05:09 PM
Yay thas right jonno:)

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 05:16 PM
:01: Young ones Rawked!!

LOOK OUT!!!!!!! CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!

http://www.brothersgibb.org/weareoneimages/cliff-richards.jpg

Jonno :cool:

ziggyjuarez
09-07-2005, 05:52 PM
You guys havent named that damn hamster yet?:lol:

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 05:53 PM
No, I don't think Yet is a very good name for a hamster :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

ziggyjuarez
09-07-2005, 05:56 PM
*shakes stick at old man (ironic because it is)

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 06:02 PM
Hey!!! who you calling old man? :dry:

Jonno :cool:

ziggyjuarez
09-07-2005, 06:03 PM
did i misuse the word "ironic" manker?

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 06:04 PM
So........it's ironic cos you're an old man and I'm not? :huh:

Jonno :cool:

ziggyjuarez
09-07-2005, 06:06 PM
I dont know.I thought i was young and your old but its supossed to be the opposite so its ironic right... :0

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 06:07 PM
How old are you then?.... if you're over 22 then you're older than me :D

Jonno :cool:

Gripper
09-07-2005, 06:07 PM
100 feckin posts on naming a hamster...only in the lounge :01:

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 06:09 PM
Could someone please move this to the eDonkey, eMule & eHamster section.

Jonno :cool:

ziggyjuarez
09-07-2005, 06:10 PM
How old are you then?.... if you're over 22 then you're older than me :D

Jonno :cool:
your 28 you geezer:rolleyes:

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 06:12 PM
I am NOT!! :angry: I was born in.......erm....1983 :01:

Jonno :cool:

Gripper
09-07-2005, 06:31 PM
I am NOT!! :angry: I was born in.......erm....1983 :01:

Jonno :cool:
Sniff...can u smell that,is it bird shit...nooo...is it cat shit...noooo...oh it must be bullshit :lol:

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 06:32 PM
stfu man I was and am......honest, why would you guys think I'm 28? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

manker
09-07-2005, 06:33 PM
did i misuse the word "ironic" manker?Nope :01:

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 06:35 PM
I dissagree.
I can dissagree because I am more articulate than you and have a better understanding of the english language and punctuation :)

Jonno :cool:

Gripper
09-07-2005, 06:39 PM
stfu man I was and am......honest, why would you guys think I'm 28? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

This maybe (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/member.php?userid=89855) :lol: :lol: :lol:

manker
09-07-2005, 06:39 PM
FFS, stop mis-spelling disagree :lol:

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 06:40 PM
@Gripper... What about it? :blink:

@Manker...... :lol: :lol: stfu man :P

Jonno :cool:

Gripper
09-07-2005, 06:41 PM
@Gripper... What about it? :blink:

@Manker...... :lol: :lol: stfu man :P

Jonno :cool:
You asshole hoew did you change that so quik :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 06:42 PM
Changed what? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

Gripper
09-07-2005, 06:44 PM
Well when I looked it said july 1977

Jon L. Obscene
09-07-2005, 06:45 PM
No it did'nt :unsure: 1977?? jeez that would make me.....erm......omg that would make me 28, thanks very much man :dry:

Jonno :cool:

Gemby!
09-08-2005, 08:35 AM
100 feckin posts on naming a hamster...only in the lounge :01:

i think its more of a total of 9 posts that are actually about the naming of the hamster. the rest is spam :lol:

Barbarossa
09-08-2005, 08:53 AM
I name that hamster "Spam" :01:

Gemby!
09-08-2005, 08:54 AM
sounds kinky

Gripper
09-08-2005, 08:58 AM
Yeah I like that Spamster the hamster:)

Barbarossa
09-08-2005, 08:59 AM
But dude, that's your hamster!! Spam.

DarthInsinuate
09-08-2005, 10:05 AM
Yeah I like that Spamster the hamster:)
that's sounds like something chavs would have on their phones, it's perfect for gemby

ziggyjuarez
09-08-2005, 11:08 AM
Call it a hamster.

Santa
09-15-2005, 10:34 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/sjoko/183324BgJF.jpg

manker
09-15-2005, 10:50 AM
Elvish livsh!

Dark Steno
09-15-2005, 12:36 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/maskawaih/wannaride.jpg

Lion7718
09-15-2005, 03:31 PM
I bought one for a girlfriend once, I named it 'Balls'

Gemby!
09-17-2005, 02:46 PM
i refuse to name my hamster balls

Guillaume
09-17-2005, 02:53 PM
You mean you still haven't found a name for him after two weeks? :blink:

Gemby!
09-17-2005, 02:55 PM
yeah but not balls :P

called him rollo cos he is fat :blushing:

Mr. Mulder
09-17-2005, 03:00 PM
awwww, its like this bloke at work, we call him tubby cos he's fat :blushing:

Gemby!
09-17-2005, 03:11 PM
i also call my brother tubby cos he is fat !!

tis a small world

enoughfakefiles
09-17-2005, 03:40 PM
i also call my brother tubby cos he is fat !!

tis a small world

Your brothers works with arcadia. It is indeed a small world. :O