Claim to Fame.

[JPaul]

What's your claim to fame, there must be some chaps here who have one.

Were you the Bromley and District, Under 27, Ice Archery Champion, 1987. Did you win "Best use of an apostrophe in a rhyming couplet" in your final year at school.

Let's see you lift those bushells and show us your bright spot.

No shyness now.

[manker]

Let's see you lift those bushells and show us your bright spot.Isn't he that dreadful right wing chap who used to write the TV column for The Sun.

I made The Labour Party electable. However, subsequent to doing that, I was thoroughly disenchanted with their policies.

Can't win 'em all.

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[DarthInsinuate]

i was the most ignored person at school :mellow:

[Gripper]

I won a bronze medal in a karate competition about 20 years ago,and second place in the ivy leaf versus queenborough annual angling competition one year,and I won a BBQ off the radio last week :)

[enoughfakefiles]

This man nearly run me over while holidaying in paignton.

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[JPaul]

Rock-on effy.

[Jon L. Obscene]

I screamed at Bernie Cliftons Oshrich when I was a kid :01:

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Jonno :cool:

[JPaul]

It's austrich.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Not if you can't spell it's not :P

And anyway.........it's a PUPPET!!!!! :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[Cheese]

I won a colouring-in competition for the Evening Herald when I was six. I won a tenner, I used it to buy fags and booze and still had enough change for a fish supper.

[Gripper]

I won a colouring-in competition for the Evening Herald when I was six. I won a tenner, I used it to buy fags and booze and still had enough change for a fish supper.

Ahhh the good old days :lol:

[j2k4]

I personally pissed-off the last Republican Governor of Michigan to the point he sacked me.

Bet none of you would have guessed...

[Gripper]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[JPaul]

I won a colouring-in competition for the Evening Herald when I was six.
The fact that you even represented them at that age impresses me.

[JPaul]

I personally pissed-off the last Republican Governor of Michigan to the point he sacked me.

Bet none of you would have guessed...
Wasn't he a member here at one time, ran marathons and was a vegetarian as well, if memory serves.

[j2k4]

Certainly not.

He is a short, rotund individual who, to the detriment of his appearance, favors stretch golf shirts in colors the selection of which can only be described as unfortunate.

He had Presidential aspirations until he failed to secure Michigan's electoral contingent for Bush in 2000.

We'd never have suffered his like, no matter what you think of me.

[JPaul]

Certainly not.

He is a short, rotund individual who, to the detriment of his appearance, favors stretch golf shirts in colors the selection of which can only be described as unfortunate.

He had Presidential aspirations until he failed to secure Michigan's electoral contingent for Bush in 2000.

We'd never have suffered his like, no matter what you think of me.
An all round decent spud, you not him obviously.

Tho' from your description "all round" would appear to fit him literally, if not figuratively.

[j2k4]

Certainly not.

He is a short, rotund individual who, to the detriment of his appearance, favors stretch golf shirts in colors the selection of which can only be described as unfortunate.

He had Presidential aspirations until he failed to secure Michigan's electoral contingent for Bush in 2000.

We'd never have suffered his like, no matter what you think of me.
An all round decent spud, you not him obviously.

Tho' from your description "all round" would appear to fit him literally, if not figuratively.

Quite; nearly spherical, in fact.