would you ever?

[Spider_dude]

consider having oral sex with a zombie if they were good looking, answers quickly she's about to leave or eat my brains.

[Santa]

cold meat tastes only great if it is
-carpaccio
-filet american
-pizza day after + hangover
-in thin slices

anyother is plain desperate
spiderdude go outside and meet some chicks its quit easy - just say "hello"
zombies is plain unrealistic unless you you intend to revive your blowup doll

good luck.

[ElvisLover]

no

[Spider_dude]

hi zed, she was real at some point.

[S!X]

cold meat tastes only great if it is
-carpaccio
-filet american
-pizza day after + hangover
-in thin slices

anyother is plain desperate
spiderdude go outside and meet some chicks its quit easy - just say "hello"
zombies is plain unrealistic unless you you intend to revive your blowup doll

good luck.

LOL.

[callum]

maybe, zombies are good at sucking.

edit - why is zed talking about giving oral sex to a zombie, not very manlike

[Gripper]

Necro no no

[ElvisLover]

cold kebab :sick:

[Santa]

spdude - did she deflate on you? :cry:

lazy girl could not hold her breath?

i heard silicon babes fix easy with cheap bicycle tire repair kits.

back ontopic
apart from the fact the she(la zombie) would probably try to rip my throaght outi think the best approach is from behind
but as i stated cold meat isdistateful so maybe place on top of barbeque

morbid kink satisfied now?

[Spider_dude]

she has just came out of the bath, cos everyone knows zombies like baths, so she is kinda warm, unlike disco_bloodbath

[callum]

disco_bloodbath

:sick: i wouldn't go that far

[Santa]

damn i never thought of that
did she use oil of ulay for eternal youth?

um by the way - i heard that zombieism is virusish
and spreads pretty quick
are you on an island / are the airports closed / is it contained?
if not
then im getting the fkout of living peoples areas and moving to an island
with my girlfriend to enjoy naural body warmth

sorry to hear about ear about your girlfriend, im sure she doesnt give a shit, as long as she eats a few kilos of raw meat aday she should be ok
avoid her bites at all costs
dont invite her friends over if they drool

[Spider_dude]

she's as fat as thaddeus's bird and half as ugly

[callum]

she's as fat as thaddeus's bird and half as ugly

she has no eyebrows, hows that. i thought hair still grew even when you were undead

[Spider_dude]

caller she's hearing voices