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Lube Boy
12-30-2005, 06:48 PM
They say it is once
you have sex with a wo/man
or
when you kill a wild animal
or
do something heroic like saving the planet
or
get a job
or
party all night long and can drive a car
which is it or is there more?

Please, :cry: i need to know which feats i must accomplish inorder to become a Man

manker
12-30-2005, 06:50 PM
I killed an ant when I was about five, definitely wasn't a man at that juncture in my life.

I think it's the shagging a woman thing :dabs:

Proper Bo
12-30-2005, 06:53 PM
I've done all of the above except saving the planet part, does this make me incomplete?

Mr. Mulder
12-30-2005, 07:00 PM
when you've killed a woman at your job, stolen her car and had sex with her pet gerbil whilst under the influence thus creating a new renewable energy source from the mixture of gerbil/man jizz thus saving the planet as well as many more to come, so to speak :dabs:

Lube Boy
12-30-2005, 07:00 PM
i don't know
in the usa drinking is permitted at 21 = manhood?
driving at 16 = manhood?
sex permitted 16 = manhood?

or is it once you get...
warning pubes? :blushing:

MagicNakor
12-30-2005, 07:06 PM
It depends greatly upon the culture you're looking at...

:shuriken:

Mr. Mulder
12-30-2005, 07:08 PM
or is it once you get...
warning pubes? :blushing:

did Scott Tenorman sell you his for ten dollars?

Lube Boy
12-30-2005, 07:11 PM
please dont remind me you ass sucking testicle liking joo :cartman:

Mr. Mulder
12-30-2005, 07:13 PM
tax evasion is a serious crime :dabs:

Lube Boy
12-30-2005, 07:14 PM
good point
so if i do my taxes myself
i become a M.A.N?

enoughfakefiles
12-30-2005, 07:15 PM
good point
so if i do my taxes myself
i become a M.A.N?

From U.N.C.L.E :unsure:

Virtualbody1234
12-30-2005, 07:43 PM
If you wonder if you're a man then you definitely aren't.

Lube Boy
12-30-2005, 07:46 PM
so a baby whom is unaware of most things is a man?

Virtualbody1234
12-30-2005, 07:47 PM
so a baby whom is unaware of most things is a man?
No. I didn't say that.

Busyman
12-30-2005, 11:30 PM
...When he accepts great responsibilities for himself......

....and also fucks a woman.....

JPaul
12-30-2005, 11:51 PM
...When he accepts great responsibilities for himself......

....and also fucks a woman.....
Or is a stereotype.

maebach
12-31-2005, 12:08 AM
when you've killed a woman at your job, stolen her car and had sex with her pet gerbil whilst under the influence thus creating a new renewable energy source from the mixture of gerbil/man jizz thus saving the planet as well as many more to come, so to speak :dabs:

:lol:


That's what we all had to do, lube boy your gonna have to do it.

GepperRankins
12-31-2005, 12:31 AM
take the lead :dabs:

Chewie
12-31-2005, 04:07 PM
It's when you stop actring like an arsehole.
Unfortunately, there are millions of non-men males of all ages.
:)

twisterX
12-31-2005, 07:16 PM
When i say so. :01:

GepperRankins
12-31-2005, 07:31 PM
take the lead :dabs:

SpatulaGeekGirl
01-01-2006, 04:05 AM
When you go from thinking you know everything to understanding you know nothing.

ziggyjuarez
01-01-2006, 05:00 AM
Dont know but i have a mustache so i know i am.

twisterX
01-01-2006, 05:55 AM
:lol:

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/143/2887/1024/Pedro.jpg

Guyver
01-01-2006, 06:21 AM
pubes.

twisterX
01-01-2006, 06:27 AM
:no2:

HeavyMetalParkingLot
01-01-2006, 06:29 AM
When i say so. :01:

And it will only take him seven days....

thewizeard
01-01-2006, 06:33 AM
...They never do...

suprafreak6
01-01-2006, 09:05 AM
i dont know when it is, there is no strict age, unless your jewish or something religous

Yogs
01-01-2006, 11:00 AM
When you go from thinking you know everything to understanding you know nothing.:01: :D

maebach
01-01-2006, 05:03 PM
is he a man yet?

GepperRankins
01-01-2006, 05:53 PM
you's all fucken noobs

Gripper
01-01-2006, 05:57 PM
When you learn to procreate and look after your progeny or spawn

Barbarossa
01-03-2006, 12:41 PM
When you learn to take responsibility for your actions.