I've got a mate nicknamed shagger.

[JPaul]

She doesn't like it.

[manker]

She doesn't like it.What, shagging.

Maybe she doesn't get the ironing.

[JPaul]

Look, I'm doing one-liner jokes here, don't confuse moi.

[maebach]

pourquoi?

[peat moss]

I have a friend named Bella Jane , of course her nick is BJ . Always made me wonder ?

[Proper Bo]

I know a lass called "spitter" classy eh?:dabs:

[peat moss]

I know a lass called "spitter" classy eh?:dabs:

Rename her swallow and now you have my attention ! :01: Like the joke what kind of bird are you hon ? :lol:


Nick names are more fun when no one else gets it . Example my name is Robert but have been called Ob Knob for reasons that will be left out . Or Robbie obnob when have I'v had a few beers . : Don't understand the last one tho ! :ermm:

[Yogs]

I have a mate named Jesus................:rolleyes:


http://www.rivative.net/images/early_images/jesus.gif

[JPaul]

Excellent, you managed to find something which was neither funny or offensive and posted it.

I really am enjoying your insipid phase, who said bland was bad.

[JPaul]

http://www.strawberrydragon.com/junk/virginbits.gif

[Yogs]

http://www.mscclan.com/storage/pics/jesus.gif

[JPaul]

And the Dutch lad's drought continues.

[Yogs]

http://www.bratch.co.uk/coven/jesus.gif

[JPaul]

Nah, if you've got to explain it then it doesn't really work.

[Yogs]

http://www.crazyassholes.com/Jesus.gif

[manker]

And the Dutch lad's drought continues.I remember he once called Busyman an 'Asylum of one'.

That really was very funny.


Feck all since then but one lives in hope.

[JPaul]

And the Dutch lad's drought continues.I remember he once called Busyman an 'Asylum of one'.


To be fair Busboy could have said the same to him and it would have worked equally well.

[manker]

A 'Right back atcha, big guy', cuddly sort of moment, you think.

[JPaul]

A 'Right back atcha, big guy', cuddly sort of moment, you think.
Well, Yogi told us he's bisexual and Bell Bottom is due out of the closet soon, so I see a couple in the making.

A forum first p'raps.

[manker]

I thought he was already out of the closet - or doesn't a penchant for gazing admiringly at boys' bottoms count anymore.

[manker]

3-1 United :01:

Playing like a dream they are too.

[JPaul]

I thought he was already out of the closet - or doesn't a penchant for gazing admiringly at boys' bottoms count anymore.
Ah but he's still denying his sexuality and claiming a fantasy girlfriend. He's not really out till he joyously proclaims the real him and sings "Somewhere over the rainbow".

Yogi has provided proof of his bi-ness, by posting phoaties of his plain burds arse.

[manker]

I thought he was already out of the closet - or doesn't a penchant for gazing admiringly at boys' bottoms count anymore.
Ah but he's still denying his sexuality and claiming a fantasy girlfriend. He's not really out till he joyously proclaims the real him and sings "Somewhere over the rainbow".

Yogi has provided proof of his bi-ness, by posting phoaties of his plain burds arse.:lol: :schnauz:

Plain she may be but if I was a caravan dwelling, work-shy, mental old chap, I'd prolly post a piccy or two as well.

[JPaul]

Ah but he's still denying his sexuality and claiming a fantasy girlfriend. He's not really out till he joyously proclaims the real him and sings "Somewhere over the rainbow".

Yogi has provided proof of his bi-ness, by posting phoaties of his plain burds arse.:lol: :schnauz:

Plain she may be but if I was a caravan dwelling, work-shy, mental old chap, I'd prolly post a piccy or two as well.
Oh, don't get me wrong, she's too good for an old, puerile, wastrel, pikey, mental. Just a bit plain.

[manker]

Mais oui, bien sur.

Speaking of phoaties, it is rather surprising that Bell boy hasn't posted a pic or three of his arsenal.

[JPaul]

Mais oui, bien sur.

Speaking of phoaties, it is rather surprising that Bell boy hasn't posted a pic or three of his arsenal.
Maybe he has.

The pool player was really suspect, burd wise.

[manker]

Mais oui, bien sur.

Speaking of phoaties, it is rather surprising that Bell boy hasn't posted a pic or three of his arsenal.
Maybe he has.

The pool player was really suspect, burd wise.You know, a thought just occured.

Perhaps she is in his employ. Patrolling the outer perimiter of Fortress Six-corner, In lieu of a pack of doberman pinscers. What a deterrent that would be.

[JPaul]

Feck we really our outing a lot of stuff over the last 24 hours.

Being pished certainly clears the mind.

[manker]

I've just started drinking. I wonder if I'll break with tradition and log on later when really pished and everyone's gone to bed.

It was fun last night and I don't think anyone noticed that I'd had a few :lookaroun

[JPaul]

I've just started drinking. I wonder if I'll break with tradition and log on later when really pished and everyone's gone to bed.

It was fun last night and I don't think anyone noticed that I'd had a few :lookaroun
I think we hid it well mate.

I had more last night than I've had in literally years.

No-one noticed a thing.

Except Mrs JP who was a tad perturbed when I decided to put headphones on and watch Jimmy Carr, Peabody noted that I had posted a few lines from said Mr Carr. Anyhoo it was around 02:00 or so I think. Unfortunatement my study is beneath the master bedroom and I have a rather raucous larf.

I stopped posting shortly thereafter.

[manker]

I merely had the requisite eight. Seemed a lot more pished in the house than how I feel when I'm in the pub after the same amount.

Must be a pschycosumbatfink thing.

[JPaul]

I merely had the requisite eight. Seemed a lot more pished in the house than how I feel when I'm in the pub after the same amount.

Must be a pschycosumbatfink thing.
One more Babycham and you would have given the game away.