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JPaul
12-31-2005, 01:56 AM
Buy a camcorder.

manker
12-31-2005, 01:59 AM
Nick a microwave for her - to prove you're ghetto - and read encyclopedias to find out who you should be shagging.

maebach
12-31-2005, 05:50 AM
shows pics of you shagging a woman?

Guyver
12-31-2005, 07:01 AM
shows pics of you shagging a woman?

yeh a mom would love to c that.

enoughfakefiles
12-31-2005, 03:14 PM
Nick a microwave for her - to prove you're ghetto - and read encyclopedias to find out who you should be shagging.

:glag:

DorisInsinuate
12-31-2005, 03:31 PM
shows pics of you shagging a woman?

yeh a mom would love to c that.
I want to post a picture here of one of those "Missing person" posters, with a picture an iron or an ironing board on it. Really big, like.

GepperRankins
12-31-2005, 03:44 PM
be really careless where you hide your porn :dabs:

enoughfakefiles
12-31-2005, 03:46 PM
be really careless where you hide your porn :dabs:

Do you hide your computer under your bed so your mam won't find it while your out :dabs:

GepperRankins
12-31-2005, 03:50 PM
be really careless where you hide your porn :dabs:

Do you hide your computer under your bed so your mam won't find it while your out :dabs:
i had two pron mags under my mattress that dissappeared. i think our ben took them when the net went down for a month though :ermm:


my mum would never touch my PC, i know ben is always watching my porn when i'm at work though :rolleyes: no point hiding it from him cause i know he just presses windows+F and searches for *.avi :dabs:

Guillaume
01-01-2006, 11:19 AM
Do you hide your computer under your bed so your mam won't find it while your out :dabs:
i had two pron mags under my mattress that dissappeared. i think our ben took them when the net went down for a month though :ermm:


my mum would never touch my PC, i know ben is always watching my porn when i'm at work though :rolleyes: no point hiding it from him cause i know he just presses windows+F and searches for *.avi :dabs:
Rename everything to "hot donkey pron.avi"? :unsure:

brotherdoobie
01-01-2006, 12:38 PM
Hmm...wear...less comfortable shoes.:dabs:

Peace bd

Yogs
01-01-2006, 12:53 PM
If you need convincing yer mum i guess it's too late..........:lookaroun

maebach
01-01-2006, 04:58 PM
i had two pron mags under my mattress that dissappeared. i think our ben took them when the net went down for a month though :ermm:


my mum would never touch my PC, i know ben is always watching my porn when i'm at work though :rolleyes: no point hiding it from him cause i know he just presses windows+F and searches for *.avi :dabs:
Rename everything to "hot donkey pron.avi"? :unsure:

then find try to find out if ben watched it.