Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin

[tesco]

A Jewish millionaire from London has married a male dolphin this week, according to reports.

Sharon Tendler, 41, and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy wed in Israel's Eliat resort Wednesday. Tendler had received the approval of Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber for the unusual ceremony.

Tendler met Cindy fifteen years ago, when she visited Eliat's dolphin reef. The British rock concert producer immediately had a liking for the mammal, and since then has been visiting the resort several times a year.

The bride was wearing a white dress to the dock on Wednesday, when she married Cindy before a huge crowd of astounded visitors, newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has revealed as cited by Ynetnews.com.

Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was cited as saying. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she has stressed.

:source: Source: http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=57190

[suprafreak6]

i wonder how they are gonna have sex

[SingaBoiy]

i wonder how they are gonna have sex
:naughty:

You'll see when the home video comes out.

[Gripper]

Sounds a bit fishy to me...

[Damnatory]

and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy
To make the story even more odd, why would a male dolphin have a female name?

[thewizeard]

maybe it's gay? which might help explain things...

[zapjb]

Ya ever hear or say that girls legs are so long, she could wrap ém around me twice?

Well male dolphins have taken a shine at times to people they're swimming with. Not like this story. But when it's the dolphins idea, the humans in big & long trouble.:lol: :wacko: They grab them around the leg. I hear twice at least guess what with. That'd be some movie. Like a snuff film.:sick:

[GepperRankins]

Sounds a bit fishy to me...
mammal :snooty:

[Guillaume]

Well, he's male, she's female, at least it isn't this god-awful same sex marriage.

[Yogs]

Well, he's male, she's female, at least it isn't this god-awful same sex marriage.:blink: :huh:

[Cheese]

Well, he's male, she's female, at least it isn't this god-awful same sex marriage.:blink: :huh:
Guillaume's Joke

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Satellites

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Sky

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Yogs' roof

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Yogs' ceiling

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Yogs' head

[Biggles]

Millionaire?


Dolphins are smart :shifty:

[maebach]

rly.

Isn't sex with animals illegal?

[Biggles]

rly.

Isn't sex with animals illegal?

Only if it is for money. If it is love then it is ok.

[maebach]

:lol: :lol:

[Yogs]

rly.

Isn't sex with animals illegal?

Only if it is for money. If it is love then it is ok.

Phew......:blushing: :lol:

[colt45joe]

i wonder how they are gonna have sex

complete guide to having sex with dolphins:
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

[manker]

i wonder how they are gonna have sex

complete guide to having sex with dolphins:
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.htmlI just spent five minutes reading that thinking it must be a joke. It's not :mellow:


How did you find that.

[maebach]

I was scared to click on the link

[colt45joe]

complete guide to having sex with dolphins:
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.htmlI just spent five minutes reading that thinking it must be a joke. It's not :mellow:


How did you find that.

found this same news bout dolphin marriage on torrentspy, i read the comments, 'cause comments on that site are funny. found the link there.

[maebach]

I just read a bit of it and that's actually a bit disgusting.

[MagicNakor]

I've seen a similiar page about horses... I'd get the link but it was on fark.com and they don't save their comments. :(

:shuriken:

[clocker]

I wonder why she is described in the title as a "Jewish" millionaire?
Of what relevance to the story is her religion?

[colt45joe]

I wonder why she is described in the title as a "Jewish" millionaire?
Of what relevance to the story is her religion?

nobody knows.

[Darth Sushi]

i wonder how they are gonna have sex
The shape of the "Bottlenose" should be a clue! :naughty:

[Barbarossa]

i wonder how they are gonna have sex

Rly? :blink:

[Spider_dude]

they saiud she was jewish cos when they got married a rabbi performed the ceremony and people lifted her up on a chair and the dolphin stood on a glass and they will most likely get persecuted, upon which they will claim it is anti-semitic. bastards.

[JPaul]

:blink: :huh:
Guillaume's Joke

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Satellites

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Sky

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Yogs' roof

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Yogs' ceiling

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Yogs' head


That, Sir is the proverbial picture in words.

You are to be congratulated.

[tesco]

I wonder why she is described in the title as a "Jewish" millionaire?
Of what relevance to the story is her religion?
No idea, although when I heard the story on the radio (that's why i searched for it online to post) they said she was from israel or one of those middle east country that start with an I.:unsure:

[Mad Cat]

Nasty....





One of those strange couples where the woman pops the question.

EDIT: 6 years age difference too, he's in it for the money.