World Darts Final - Offensive Discussion Warning

[JPaul]

Who will win.

Phil "The Power" Taylor, the best ever but played pishly yesterday in the semi.

Peter "One Dart" Manley, a git, but excellent in his semi-final.

I still think Taylor, but the semi-finals were ominous.

[Proper Bo]

I definately think it's going to be one of them.

[enoughfakefiles]

Phil taylor just seems to good at the moment, he seems to be able to not play up to scratch and still win :lookaroun

[JPaul]

Phil taylor just seems to good at the moment, he seems to be able to not play up to scratch and still win :lookaroun
Good point, but I think Manley is confident enough to win if Taylor plays badly.

Manley will also get pelters from the crowd. Particularly after the debacle with Lewis (Taylor's Protege).

[suprafreak6]

i didnt even know there was a worlds dart finals

[JPaul]

i didnt even know there was a worlds dart finals
There's at least a couple, this is the real one with most of the best players. The PDC.

[JPaul]

Taylor takes the first leg against the darts.

Double with his second dart.

Looks really calm and confident.

[JPaul]

A 170 finish in the second leg.

[enoughfakefiles]

Taylor wins the first set :01:

[JPaul]

Taylor wins first set 3-0, two legs against the darts.

I've never, ever seen him looking this concentrated.

[enoughfakefiles]

The comentators were just saying he won the last encouter 7-0 :unsure:

[JPaul]

The commentators were just sating he won the lst encouter 7-0 :unsure:
I can't see that happening again, but Taylor looks really serious.

Tho' if Manley loses the plot who knows. I can't imagine that happening, after the way he played yesterday.

[JPaul]

Manley wins a leg - game on.

[JPaul]

Taylor goes 2 sets up.

[JPaul]

Taylors averaging over 109 with a 75% checkout rate.

It's unpossible.

[JPaul]

3-0 in sets

Manley is fighting back, but Taylor is awesome.

[manker]

You think Taylor was just messing about in the semis.

Making the public believe that someone else actually stood a chance this year.

[JPaul]

You think Taylor was just messing about in the semis.

Making the public believe that someone else actually stood a chance this year.
I did actually think that, coz he really is that good.

More to set Manley up for a fall than anything else. After he fucked about with you Lewis' head in the quarters.

Taylor does seem genuinely fond of Lewis, treats him like a son sort of thing.

[JPaul]

The other thing is that Taylor is well minted. Manley wouldn't even be in his leaque cash wise.

There's a difference of £50,000 between first and second.

[Busyman]

i didnt even know there was a worlds dart finals
Yeah man. If you get in shape, keep up those in bathroom hand exercises and practice at your local pub, you can be there in 5 years or so.

I wonder if they have darts on ESPN or ESPN2 and who are the sponsors.

I was surprised to see Rocafella sponsor Rugby Union.

[manker]

You think Taylor was just messing about in the semis.

Making the public believe that someone else actually stood a chance this year.
I did actually think that, coz he really is that good.

More to set Manley up for a fall than anything else. After he fucked about with you Lewis' head in the quarters.

Taylor does seem genuinely fond of Lewis, treats him like a son sort of thing.Just been reading about that in the paper. That Manley seems a bit of an arse.

Mourinho will probably try to sign him in the transfer window.

[enoughfakefiles]

4-0 to phil taylor :01:

The geordie commentators a mentalists :lol:

[JPaul]

4-0

Manley's head may drop now, who knows. I still think he has a enough pride to keep fighting. Especially after the last 7-0, when he walked off the stage without shaking hands.

It is obvious from the look in Taylor's eyes that he really doesn't want to let him win a set.

[JPaul]

4-0 to phil taylor :01:

The geordie commentators a mentalists :lol:
Waddell is a Commentary God, I think I said that before.

He has an Honours Degree in Modern History, which he got at Cambridge.

[JPaul]

I did actually think that, coz he really is that good.

More to set Manley up for a fall than anything else. After he fucked about with you Lewis' head in the quarters.

Taylor does seem genuinely fond of Lewis, treats him like a son sort of thing.Just been reading about that in the paper. That Manley seems a bit of an arse.

Mourinho will probably try to sign him in the transfer window.
:lol: irl

Quality.

He could be the back four.

[enoughfakefiles]

I actually think phil taylors taking the piss letting manley get one leg and then finishing the set off himself :ph34r:

[JPaul]

5-0

[enoughfakefiles]

Manley hasn't relised phil taylors gone for a break he did that leg so fast, manley still throwing :lol:

[Proper Bo]

Yeah man. If you get in shape, keep up those in bathroom hand exercises and practice at your local pub, you can be there in 5 years or so.


You sound kind of bitter there, could that be perhaps cause you have to stand on a bar stool to be tall enough to see the double twenty?:unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

Yeah man. If you get in shape, keep up those in bathroom hand exercises and practice at your local pub, you can be there in 5 years or so.


You sound kind of bitter there, could that be perhaps cause you have to stand on a bar stool to be tall enough to see the double twenty?:unsure:

It's because they don't have big boys darts in the US of A :snooty:

[manker]

Yeah man. If you get in shape, keep up those in bathroom hand exercises and practice at your local pub, you can be there in 5 years or so.


You sound kind of bitter there, could that be perhaps cause you have to stand on a bar stool to be tall enough to see the double twenty?:unsure::schnauz:

[enoughfakefiles]

3 sets to win. I actually feel a bit sorry for manley now taylors wiped the floor with him :lol:

[JPaul]

6-0

It's total destruction.

Manley has won just 6 legs. He was actually rather cocky when he was interviewed before the game. I think he had it in the bag (in his head)

After yesterday I'm starting to get more convinced that it was deliberate. These are the best darts I have ever seenm from anyone.

[manker]

After yesterday ... .As opposed to ... ?

[JPaul]

3 sets to win. I actually feel a bit sorry for manley now taylors wiped the floor with him :lol:
Nah, he was a twat when he played mind games with the 20 year old lad. Taylor is teaching him a lesson.

The funny thing is that he's saying he learned a lot the last time Taylor did this to him. Maybe he didn't learn enough.

[JPaul]

After yesterday ... .As opposed to ... ?
:P

Away and ogle yer Gran.

[manker]

As opposed to ... ?
:P

Away and ogle yer Gran.You hink people will forget I wrote that soon :schnauz:

[enoughfakefiles]

Everything taylor aims for goes in, manley must be totally gutted inside by now, about to be beat 7-0 twice a row.

[JPaul]

:P

Away and ogle yer Gran.You hink people will forget I wrote that soon :schnauz:
Oh yeah, it being in my sig should help.

There's a lad in the crowd with a betting slip for £100 ($386) on Taylor to win 7-0.

[JPaul]

7-0

Manley wins just 6 legs.

Absolute destruction.

[manker]

Feck, he'll probably win enough to buy Texas (£4509.38).

[Busyman]

Yeah man. If you get in shape, keep up those in bathroom hand exercises and practice at your local pub, you can be there in 5 years or so.


You sound kind of bitter there, could that be perhaps cause you have to stand on a bar stool to be tall enough to see the double twenty?:unsure:
How does it sound bitter? You makin' up shit again to get a shot?:unsure:

Next time just say "Do you have to stand on a bar stool to be tall enough to see the double twenty?"

5'9" and in shape > 6'3" scrawny wimp

Try again.

[JPaul]

You sound kind of bitter there, could that be perhaps cause you have to stand on a bar stool to be tall enough to see the double twenty?:unsure:
How does it sound bitter? You makin' up shit again to get a shot?:unsure:

Next time just say "Do you have to stand on a bar stool to be tall enough to see the double twenty?"

5'9" and in shape > 6'3" scrawny wimp

Try again.
I thought your knees were fecked.

[manker]

How can someone with bitch tits be in shape :blink:


Unless you mean in a womanly shape - in which case, carry on.

[Proper Bo]

6'2" and not scrawny actually, I just don't feel the need to post about myself lifting weights, nobody want's to hear about it;)

[Busyman]

How can someone with bitch tits be in shape :blink:


Unless you mean in a womanly shape - in which case, carry on.
They can't be since you made up them having bitch tits.

Weaklings tend to do that.

[JPaul]

How can someone with bitch tits be in shape :blink:


Unless you mean in a womanly shape - in which case, carry on.
A bubble arse.:blink:

[Busyman]

6'2" and not scrawny actually, I just don't feel the need to post about myself lifting weights, nobody want's to hear about it;)
Some may not want to hear about another being in an accident but yet you were born.

[manker]

6'2" and not scrawny actually, I just don't feel the need to post about myself lifting weights, nobody want's to hear about it;)
Some may not want to hear about another being in an accident but yet you were born.Pure comedy gold, right there.

:pinch:

[enoughfakefiles]

No need to worry bo :lookaroun

[Proper Bo]

6'2" and not scrawny actually, I just don't feel the need to post about myself lifting weights, nobody want's to hear about it;) Some may not want to hear about another being in an accident but yet you were born.

ooh witty retort in response to your short-self being pwned, your coat, sir.


btw, that's a lovely coat, do they do them in mens sizes?:rolleyes:

[manker]

How can someone with bitch tits be in shape :blink:


Unless you mean in a womanly shape - in which case, carry on.
They can't be since you made up them having bitch tits.

Weaklings tend to do that.
'They can't be since you made up them having bitch tits'

Good England, flowe.

[Busyman]

Some may not want to hear about another being in an accident but yet you were born.

ooh witty retort in response to your short-self being pwned, your coat, sir.


btw, that's a lovely coat, do they do them in mens sizes?:rolleyes:
Too planned, try again.

Your mom wears this sorta coat. Look at her tag. XXXL, dumbass.

[Busyman]

They can't be since you made up them having bitch tits.

Weaklings tend to do that.
'They can't be since you made up them having bitch tits'

Good England, flowe.
I tried.:happy:

[JPaul]

ooh witty retort in response to your short-self being pwned, your coat, sir.


btw, that's a lovely coat, do they do them in mens sizes?:rolleyes:
Too planned, try again.

Your mom wears this sorta coat. Look at her tag. XXXL, dumbass.
He's calling someone's Mam, who he's never met, fat now.

The guys a genious (:rolleyes: )

[JPaul]

Hehehe.

Taylor called Lewis onto the stage to give him his darts (he always gives them away when he wins a final).

One thinks salt and wound.

Point made, carry on.

[manker]

Quality.

[JPaul]

No-one has ever dominated a sport like "The Power" has, or been so much better than his peers.

It's an honour to be able to watch him.

Chapeau.