Name something

[JPaul]

You really don't give a feck about.

[Mr. Mulder]

which wai round the handles face on paint tins :dabs:

[Lilmiss]

my hair. :unsure:

[manker]

Cholesterol.

[Mr. Mulder]

if the overstock doors are dust free :dabs:

[hobbes]

soccer

[enoughfakefiles]

Spelling thread titles correctly :dabs:

And big boys rounders :rolleyes:

[Lilmiss]

reclaiming transporting fee's with your pension credit.

[Mr. Mulder]

if the core range of wallpapers is neat and tidy :dabs:

[hobbes]

my hair. :unsure:

upstairs or downstairs?

Curtains or rug?

[manker]

Kebab.

[Cheese]

The weather.

[DorisInsinuate]

The last song you were listening to.

[Cheese]

Jordan.

[DorisInsinuate]

Screenshots of people's desktops.

[DorisInsinuate]

Animated Family Guy gifs.

[DorisInsinuate]

Santa hats.

[DorisInsinuate]

The one hundred dollars.

[manker]

Doris being on yet another downer about the forum.

[tesco]

spleelign

[JPaul]

spleelign
Blue hats still there, Canadia Boy.

[hobbes]

Non-sequitors

[JPaul]

Poor rodding.

[Spider_dude]

yogi

[MagicNakor]

What the latest thing your newborn infant did.

:shuriken:

[thewizeard]

I can't think of anything at the moment...

[GepperRankins]

football

[DorisInsinuate]

Doris being on yet another downer about the forum.
I could care less about what manker has to say :snooty:

[Gripper]

Moving house

[Guillaume]

Rodding.

The whole thing is making me paranoid. :wacko:

[Proper Bo]

guillaume, a.k.a doris, from kent.

The whole thing is making me paranoid. :wacko:

[Gripper]

Faux French

[Proper Bo]

j'adore le faux francais, c'est teh roka:01:


edité: or should that be les francais faux:unsure:

[manker]

Le Francais faux, Je crois :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

d'accord, merci beaucoup:smilie4:

[manker]

De rien :happy:



Hang on, c'etait proper francais.

[Proper Bo]

Zut!!

[Gripper]

alors

[Proper Bo]

Je me demande pourquoi Gillian est si tranquille :incertain:

edité: est tranquille the right word for quiet:unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

Tout le monde est pourquoi parlant en français :unsure:

[JPaul]

C'est une bonne larf.

[enoughfakefiles]

Ce serait si je pourrais parler le français :lol:

[Barbarossa]

You really don't give a feck about.

particle physics

[Cheese]

Charles Kennedy.

[Lilmiss]

diet irn bru.

[Mr. Mulder]

posting until tomorrow morning :dabs:

[maebach]

rly.

[LZAPC03]

Jodie Marsh

[sArA]

hunting.....if its there...chase it...if you catch it.....rend it limb from limb....couldn't care two hoots........owls on the other hand.....


note: I have never been hunting myself.


note 2: I am combining this response to include bits and pieces for the 'dont care' thread, the 'outrageous response' thread and the 'look at the bits of me dear wot I shot' thread.....

Lazy cow...

[JPaul]

note: I have never been hunting myself.

How could you hunt yourself.

[Buffalo]

Frabulator ~..~

[manker]

Lancastrian irony :dabs:

Blackburn fans chanting at the United fans "Fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all".

[Lilmiss]

celeb big brother.
decided it's gash after only 10 mins.

[manker]

celeb big brother.
decided it's gash after only 10 mins.Bet it was Jodie Marsh, wasn't it.

Did it look like a bucket with syphillis around the rim :smilie4:

[enoughfakefiles]

Lancastrian irony :dabs:

Blackburn fans chanting at the United fans "Fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all".

Everbody hates blackburn fans :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

for some reason this reminds me of the things people say thread cheese made. can't be arsed to search.


when carl tells customers something will be "a few moments" i have to fight the urge to throw him in the fryers and beat him to death with a mop :smilie4:

[GepperRankins]

Lancastrian irony :dabs:

Blackburn fans chanting at the United fans "Fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all".

Everbody hates blackburn fans :dabs:
you're right. gayham supports blackburn.

[enoughfakefiles]

for some reason this reminds me of the things people say thread cheese made. can't be arsed to search.


when carl tells customers something will be "a few moments" i have to fight the urge to throw him in the fryers and beat him to death with a mop :smilie4:

Is carl fibbing :shifty:

[GepperRankins]

is effy rodding?


wtf is a moment?


s'like saying someone's a little bit bigger than yay high or somethign :dabs:


say a "while" or "moment" FFS

[Lilmiss]

Bet it was Jodie Marsh, wasn't it.


oddly enough, no.
although, i would mind punching tatt wench in the nose a few times. :happy:



it was pete "i'm not wearing clogs" burns.

[manker]

Bet it was Jodie Marsh, wasn't it.


oddly enough, no.
although, i would mind punching tatt wench in the nose a few times. :happy:You'd be doing her a favour.

Face of a woman, nose of a three toed aardvark.

[JPaul]

oddly enough, no.
although, i would mind punching tatt wench in the nose a few times. :happy:You'd be doing her a favour.

Face of a woman, nose of a three toed aardvark.
It's difficult to treat her as a serious person, with that beak.

Oh and she's a thick git as well.

[Lilmiss]

my beak is fine, thanks. :snooty:

[enoughfakefiles]

my beak is fine, thanks. :snooty:

Has it been unwell recently :lookaroun

[JPaul]

my beak is fine, thanks. :snooty:
I think you've posted your beak previously.

[Gripper]

Cylons

[GTRGT]

School

[Lilmiss]

Has it been unwell recently :lookaroun


eff once again win's the :huh: factor award.
congrats. :01:



:blink: :ermm:

[manker]

Effy rawks like that :happy:

[Lilmiss]

i only dream of being so random.
he's like, my icon. :happy:

[maebach]

You really don't give a feck about.

that moderation forum :lookaroun

[manker]

You really don't give a feck about.

that moderation forum :lookarounhttp://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif

[GepperRankins]

You really don't give a feck about.

that moderation forum :lookaroun
lol

[maebach]

How many other people are on that forum? I know guillaume, snny and jpaul and doris institute are on.

thanks for the ban. :dry:

[Proper Bo]

I'm meant to be, but i keep forgetting to bookmark it:dabs:

[manker]

How many other people are on that forum? I know guillaume, snny and jpaul and doris institute are on.

thanks for the ban. :dry:I had to donate ten UK pounds to gain membership ($87). The reason you were banned is because you didn't pay first.

A bit rude, dontcha think :smilie4:

[maebach]

eye see

[maebach]

How many other people are on that forum? I know guillaume, snny and jpaul and doris institute are on.

thanks for the ban. :dry:I had to donate ten UK pounds to gain membership ($87). The reason you were banned is because you didn't pay first.

A bit rude, dontcha think :smilie4:

:lol:

10 pounds = $87

according to xe.com

10.00 GBP = 20.6186 CAD

[JPaul]

Did you get banned for never understanding bad jokes, coz that's all there is at t'modulation.

[maebach]

I don't know, I got an email saying my name was changed to 'BANNED - lol'

It didn't say why.

[Proper Bo]

http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/2219/untitled0ad.jpg

[JPaul]

I don't know, I got an email saying my name was changed to 'BANNED - lol'

It didn't say why.
Have you tried logging in as that. They change names there every month or so, for security reasons.

[manker]

I had to donate ten UK pounds to gain membership ($87). The reason you were banned is because you didn't pay first.

A bit rude, dontcha think :smilie4:

:lol:

10 pounds = $87

according to xe.com

10.00 GBP = 20.6186 CADYou're like a little pet Koi carp.

[DanB]

:lol: I wondered who that was

[JPaul]

It was manker :blink:

[Biggles]

Ukip

[GepperRankins]

lad mags


found zoo and that other one on the bus home. scanned through em. verdict= they're shite

[maebach]

I don't know, I got an email saying my name was changed to 'BANNED - lol'

It didn't say why.
Have you tried logging in as that. They change names there every month or so, for security reasons.
I can log in, but I cant post.

[manker]

lad mags


found zoo and that other one on the bus home. scanned through em. verdict= they're shiteI ususally buy a few for bus trips when I go and watch United play, Zoo and Nuts are 50% sport and 50% tits.

You're a non sport-playing cawkfan ... it's hardly surprising that it wasn't your cup of tea :dabs:

[manker]

Have you tried logging in as that. They change names there every month or so, for security reasons.
I can log in, but I cant post.Paypal Cheese (the admin) the equivalent of ten UK pounds.

Here is the addy you instruct paypal to pay [email protected] (email:[email protected]).

[GepperRankins]

lad mags


found zoo and that other one on the bus home. scanned through em. verdict= they're shiteI ususally buy a few for bus trips when I go and watch United play, Zoo and Nuts are 50% sport and 50% tits.

You're a non sport-playing cawkfan ... it's hardly surprising that it wasn't your cup of tea :dabs:
it's all poor taste unfunny crap. it's like yogi is editting a magazine

[manker]

I thought drugs were making you be nice to Yogi :unsure:

[Biggles]

I thought drugs were making you be nice to Yogi :unsure:

Why is Yogi getting such a hard time? He is quite loveable in a VW Combi sort of way really.

[GepperRankins]

I thought drugs were making you be nice to Yogi :unsure:
nu-uh. i still think everything he posts is crap. i just don't tell him. slike JP says, i don't have to read it.

[Cheese]

maebach: Sorry mate, I think the guys are having a laugh with you. Obviously the forum is called The Moderation for a reason, that reason being that you have to spend six months on moderation before you gain full membership. If you behave yourself during that time then you will be moved to Sports Club where you will be free to post but no-one can read your posts and then, lastly, you are moved to full member.

[GepperRankins]

maebach: Sorry mate, I think the guys are having a laugh with you. Obviously the forum is called The Moderation for a reason, that reason being that you have to spend six months on moderation before you gain full membership. If you behave yourself during that time then you will be moved to Sports Club where you will be free to post but no-one can read your posts and then, lastly, you are moved to full member.
we let you into teamchat before then though :dry:

[manker]

I thought drugs were making you be nice to Yogi :unsure:

Why is Yogi getting such a hard time? He is quite loveable in a VW Combi sort of way really.I can't speak for other folk, but there was that thing a while ago when he left. I kinda tolerated him for a few days when he came back. Then I was probably sarky about something he said, he insulted me and put me on ignore.

So I figure it really doesn't matter what I say because he can't read it anyhow.

[manker]

maebach: Sorry mate, I think the guys are having a laugh with you. Obviously the forum is called The Moderation for a reason, that reason being that you have to spend six months on moderation before you gain full membership. If you behave yourself during that time then you will be moved to Sports Club where you will be free to post but no-one can read your posts and then, lastly, you are moved to full member.
we let you into teamchat before then though :dry::glag:

[Biggles]

Why is Yogi getting such a hard time? He is quite loveable in a VW Combi sort of way really.I can't speak for other folk, but there was that thing a while ago when he left. I kinda tolerated him for a few days when he came back. Then I was probably sarky about something he said, he insulted me and put me on ignore.

So I figure it really doesn't matter what I say because he can't read it anyhow.

Although I do recall you telling Yogi he was a leech on the rear end of humanity a year or so ago so perhaps there will always be a certain tension there :shifty:

[manker]

:lol:

Yeah, maybe so.

[JPaul]

Have you tried logging in as that. They change names there every month or so, for security reasons.
I can log in, but I cant post.
If you can log in you're not banned, just moderated.

PM a mod there and ask what for and for how long.

You at least deserve to know the reason why, that seems the only fair thing.

[JPaul]

I thought drugs were making you be nice to Yogi :unsure:

Why is Yogi getting such a hard time? He is quite loveable in a VW Combi sort of way really.
With me it's because he is a git with a persecution complex, who posts unfunny and often disgusting images, but still manages to feel morally superior.

I just don't find people like that clever, amusing or endearing. Maybe it's just me.

[Biggles]

Why is Yogi getting such a hard time? He is quite loveable in a VW Combi sort of way really.
With me it's because he is a git with a persecution complex, who posts unfunny and often disgusting images, but still manages to feel morally superior.

I just don't find people like that clever, amusing or endearing. Maybe it's just me.

Yogi's humour and my own are not similar so I tend to skip those bits. I am not good at following some of the spats on here so I do miss a lot of the nuances. However, he has been kind to SGG and she likes him so perhaps my view is skewed.

[manker]

Big Les = The most diplomatic man in the world. Fact :happy:

[manker]

I think I've said that before, actually.

Just had a rather alarming sensation of deja vu.

[Biggles]

I think I've said that before, actually.

Just had a rather alarming sensation of deja vu.

:lol:

They can't touch you for it. :shifty:

I am sure they were doing past life regression on Radio One the other day. Although I might have imagined it as I was desperately trying to get the Annual Accounts to balance at the time and it was death by Excel spreadsheet (and what appeared to be finger painted claims forms :blink: ).

[manker]

I think I've said that before, actually.

Just had a rather alarming sensation of deja vu.

:lol:

They can't touch you for it. :shifty:

I am sure they were doing past life regression on Radio One the other day. Although I might have imagined it as I was desperately trying to get the Annual Accounts to balance at the time and it was death by Excel spreadsheet (and what appeared to be finger painted claims forms :blink: ).:lol: :lol:


Please, please, don't mention forms - not at this time of year :pinch:

[JPaul]

FUCK OFF AND GET A ROOM YOU ACCOUNTANT BASTARDS.

sorry did I say that out loud.

[Biggles]

FUCK OFF AND GET A ROOM YOU ACCOUNTANT BASTARDS.

sorry did I say that out loud.

Yes :dry:


What is wrong with accountants? :unsure:

[JPaul]

FUCK OFF AND GET A ROOM YOU ACCOUNTANT BASTARDS.

sorry did I say that out loud.

Yes :dry:


What is wrong with accountants? :unsure:
Accountancy

[Snee]

sorry did I say that out loud.

No, you wrote it.


Damn my isp.

[Biggles]

Yes :dry:


What is wrong with accountants? :unsure:
Accountancy

Ok I'll give you that. :lookaroun

[manker]

FUCK OFF AND GET A ROOM YOU ACCOUNTANT BASTARDS.

sorry did I say that out loud.

Yes :dry:


What is wrong with accountants? :unsure:JP qualified with the AAT and is, as such, precluded from being an accountant. Altho' sometimes he gets to add up stuff.

Don't feel too sorry for him tho', his wife earns a fecking fortune :lookaroun

[Biggles]

Yes :dry:


What is wrong with accountants? :unsure:JP qualified with the AAT and is, as such, precluded from being an accountant. Altho' sometimes he gets to add up stuff.

Don't feel too sorry for him tho', his wife earns a fecking fortune :lookaroun

I think it is harsh the way they make the ATT'rs use the old calculators with the big handle at the side.

[JPaul]

Yes :dry:


What is wrong with accountants? :unsure:JP qualified with the AAT and is, as such, precluded from being an accountant. Altho' sometimes he gets to add up stuff.

Don't feel too sorry for him tho', his wife earns a fecking fortune :lookaroun
Yeah.

Do accountants ever add up, no. They get other people to do that (on minimum wage). They just cut n' paste, top n' tail and sign the resulting bollocks.

Acid test ratio, my arse

[manker]

JP qualified with the AAT and is, as such, precluded from being an accountant. Altho' sometimes he gets to add up stuff.

Don't feel too sorry for him tho', his wife earns a fecking fortune :lookaroun

I think it is harsh the way they make the ATT'rs use the old calculators with the big handle at the side.
I'm almost ashamed to say, but I'm giggling like a girl - that's the funniest thing I've read in ages :lol: :schnauz:

[Biggles]

JP qualified with the AAT and is, as such, precluded from being an accountant. Altho' sometimes he gets to add up stuff.

Don't feel too sorry for him tho', his wife earns a fecking fortune :lookaroun
Yeah.

Do accountants ever add up, no. They get other people to do that (on minimum wage). They just cut n' paste, top n' tail and sign the resulting bollocks.

Acid test ratio, my arse

It is not so much the adding as the balancing.

I prefer to think of it as Yin and Yang - the natural harmony of all life





Boss kept wittering on about medication when I explained this so I keep it to myself - apart from adopting the lotus position to finalise the accounts.

[manker]

JP qualified with the AAT and is, as such, precluded from being an accountant. Altho' sometimes he gets to add up stuff.

Don't feel too sorry for him tho', his wife earns a fecking fortune :lookaroun
Yeah.

Do accountants ever add up, no. They get other people to do that (on minimum wage). They just cut n' paste, top n' tail and sign the resulting bollocks.

Acid test ratio, my arseI hear some of them, unbeknown to their friends and family, dick about on the interweb all day :smilie4:

[JPaul]

Yeah.

Do accountants ever add up, no. They get other people to do that (on minimum wage). They just cut n' paste, top n' tail and sign the resulting bollocks.

Acid test ratio, my arseI hear some of them, unbeknown to their friends and family, dick about on the interweb all day :smilie4:
That's just mad talk.

Accountants don't have friends.

I prefer unbeknownst btw, it just seems more esoteric.

[JPaul]

Yeah.

Do accountants ever add up, no. They get other people to do that (on minimum wage). They just cut n' paste, top n' tail and sign the resulting bollocks.

Acid test ratio, my arse

It is not so much the adding as the balancing.

I prefer to think of it as Yin and Yang - the natural harmony of all life





Boss kept wittering on about medication when I explained this so I keep it to myself - apart from adopting the lotus position to finalise the accounts.


Yeah, but Yin lives in a big fancy dan house and Yang gets the bus to work and takes his piece in with him, in an ASDA bag.

[Biggles]

It is not so much the adding as the balancing.

I prefer to think of it as Yin and Yang - the natural harmony of all life





Boss kept wittering on about medication when I explained this so I keep it to myself - apart from adopting the lotus position to finalise the accounts.


Yeah, but Yin lives in a big fancy dan house and Yang gets the bus to work and takes his piece in with him, in an ASDA bag.


Tesco bag if you please!

:(

[manker]

I hear some of them, unbeknown to their friends and family, dick about on the interweb all day :smilie4:
That's just mad talk.

Accountants don't have friends.

I prefer unbeknownst btw, it just seems more esoteric.Yeah, I've noticed that you enjoy putting 'st' on the end of perfectly good words for reasons that are mostly unclear.

I'm sure accountants have friends, btw, else who would they get shitfaced with when celebrating the fleecing of an old lady.



I'll just set a reposte up nicely for you.

[JPaul]

Yeah, but Yin lives in a big fancy dan house and Yang gets the bus to work and takes his piece in with him, in an ASDA bag.


Tesco bag if you please!

:(
Oh sorry, I forgot, you're a civilian slave. mangit is in the private, rip people off game.

[JPaul]

Yeah, I've noticed that you enjoy putting 'st' on the end of perfectly good words for reasons that are mostly unclear.

I'm sure accountants have friends, btw, else who would they get shitfaced with when celebrating the fleecing of an old lady.



I'll just set a reposte up nicely for you.

It's an age thing, amongst other reasons.

Do you want me to do the "that should be which" btw, or shan't I bother. Or the split infinitive, you do know I have learned to live with them, much as I still don't approve..

[manker]

Is that a half arsed ellipsis I spy :smilie4:

It's all well and good you learning to live with split infinitives, I hardly notice them, but abusing ellipsis convention is taking things too far ... .

[JPaul]

Is that a half arsed ellipsis I spy :smilie4:

It's all well and good you learning to live with split infinitives, I hardly notice them, but abusing ellipsis convention is taking things too far ... .
Yeah, take the pish out of a typing impediment. :cry:

Hope it makes you fell big.

[Snee]

Is that a half arsed ellipsis I spy :smilie4:

It's all well and good you learning to live with split infinitives, I hardly notice them, but abusing ellipsis convention is taking things too far ... .
I've given up on this sort of pit nicking, it's so passé, and also ghey :snooty:

[manker]

Is that a half arsed ellipsis I spy :smilie4:

It's all well and good you learning to live with split infinitives, I hardly notice them, but abusing ellipsis convention is taking things too far ... .
I've given up on this sort of pit nicking, it's so passé, and also ghey :snooty:
I'm not fecking surprised, mate.

The amount of apostrophe abuse in this post (http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showpost.php?p=1232886&postcount=43) alone would preclude you from taking such a position.

[JPaul]

Grammar savant, I rest my case.

[Snee]

According to my teachers in swedish I should be using colons, but that doesn't seem right, gheymar.

[Snee]

In all fairness, tho', you use them when denoting plural on (lower case) letters, like s's, and a's, so that has me a bit confused when typing fast and using those one and two letter words/abbreviations.

[JPaul]

If your Swedish teachers want you to use your colon then perhaps you should. It's a cultural thing.

[Snee]

I only have one tho', and I'd need to use lots :unsure:

[manker]

:ermm:

Whatever works.

[JPaul]

I only have one tho', and I'd need to use lots :unsure:
Or one, many times.

[Lilmiss]

eff once again win's the :huh: factor award.


knew it t'was here somewhere. :happy:

[Snee]

I only have one tho', and I'd need to use lots :unsure:
Or one, many times.
One colon can't take the world all on its own.

[JPaul]

Or one, many times.
One colon can't take the world all on its own.
That's loser talk.

[Barbarossa]

How many other people are on that forum? I know guillaume, snny and jpaul and doris institute are on.

thanks for the ban. :dry:


The name changes are teh funny, once they all had girls names, then they all had names relating to thumbs. It's non-stop fun over there. Rly. :dabs:

[Cheese]

How many other people are on that forum? I know guillaume, snny and jpaul and doris institute are on.

thanks for the ban. :dry:

The name changes are teh funny, once they all had girls names, then they all had names relating to thumbs. It's non-stop fun over there. Rly. :dabs:
You're lucky you already have a girl's name or I would so change it. :snooty:

[Barbarossa]

The name changes are teh funny, once they all had girls names, then they all had names relating to thumbs. It's non-stop fun over there. Rly. :dabs:
You're lucky you already have a girl's name or I would so change it. :snooty:

I did think about joining as "Barbarella" over there, but in the end, I couldn't be arsed. I only pop in from time to time into the "lol" thread, to see what Darthinsinuate thinks is funny.. :dabs:

[manker]

Yeah, I look at that a lot too.

I keep wanting to add to it but you lot never make me laugh :dabs:

[Cheese]

Yeah, I look at that a lot too.

I keep wanting to add to it but you lot never make me laugh :dabs:
Just add your own then. I'm sure your fans (Linkin Park and Capt Azad) would appreciate not having to click too many of them complicated forum button things trying to find your posts. A database of mank, if you will.

[manker]

Yeah, I look at that a lot too.

I keep wanting to add to it but you lot never make me laugh :dabs:
Just add your own then. I'm sure your fans (Linkin Park and Capt Azad) would appreciate not having to click too many of them complicated forum button things trying to find your posts. A database of mank, if you will.Formidablé!

Maybe a new thread; 'I made myself laugh'.

With all the egotards we have here, it's sure to be a winnar.

[Barbarossa]

I think a WANQ is required. :D