Confessions

[Skiz]

I like that Anna Nalick song. :lookaroun

Is that bad?

[asmithz]

Ehh. I hate people more well off then me.

[Busyman]

My friend gave me a movie called Brazillian Bizarre.

Me and wifey saw a scene where a fella fucked a donkey (or pony) and my gf laughed at me 'cause I almost threw up. It was the nastiest shit I have ever seen.

Now I've seen a lady get fucked by a dog but was aight. However, another scene in this "Bizarre" movie was a lady sucking dog's dick (and another sucking a horse's dick) and the dog cuming and the lady letting it go in her mouth and all over her face. You see those 'clips' when the movie is coming on.

I was over my friend's house yesterday getting some movies and I told him about it that fucking movie. He said, "Oh yeah, I don't have that anymore can you give it back. There are about 15 people that want a copy."

I told him he could gladly have it back. I won't even make a copy for myself.
I like shock value and I guess he has alot of buyers that like it too but :sick:

You've got to be a nasty and sick motherfucker to fuck an animal.

No wonder new sexual diseases popup. Some nasty bitch or dude fucks an animal and then goes back and fucks in gen pop spreading their bestial remnants all over the place.

So now I've seen Germans pissing on each other and fucking in it, a dude fucking another dude, basketball-sized stomach pregnant women porn fucking and now this. :ermm:

[Proper Bo]

a man fucking a donkey made you sick yet you find those "women" you post hawt?!:blink:

[Busyman]

a man fucking a donkey made you sick yet you find those "women" you post hawt?!:blink:
Post your hot women then. You've been noticeably silent about whether you like women.

[Proper Bo]

I know myself I'm heterosexual, I don't feel the need to post "hot" women to try and prove my sexuality:dabs:

[scott_pd]

Me and wifey saw a scene where a fella fucked a donkey (or pony) and my gf laughed

You get your wife and girlfriend to sit down and watch porn together? Your a lucky man.

[Busyman]

I know myself I'm heterosexual, I don't feel the need to post "hot" women to try and prove my sexuality:dabs:
Why be in denial? Be yourself.

Posting pics just proves one knows how to post pics. Now the type of pic you post may shed light on what type of pic you like.

So I assume you'll be making a "Sexy Gentleman Thread" soon, perchance?:unsure:

[Proper Bo]

was that a pitiful attempt at a rod? If not, could someone please get this merkin a dictionary:dabs:

edit: even if I did choose to post, I couldn't anyway, she said I'm not allowed:snooty:

[manker]

edit: even if I did choose to post, I couldn't anyway, she said I'm not allowed :snooty:Your Mam is teh harsh :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

:glag:

that is meant as in you implying my mam won't let me post pictures of nekkid ladies, ya?:unsure:

[manker]

:glag:

that is meant as in you implying my mam won't let me post pictures of nekkid ladies, ya?:unsure:Certainellement.

After what Mulder posted yesterday that My Mam did to him ... I'm staying well clear of anything suggestive :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

what did your mam do to mouldy?!:blink:

:naughty:

[Gripper]

what did your mam do to mouldy?!:blink:

:naughty:
Bum bum bumde bum de bum:naughty:

[manker]

He said that she bummed him in a variety of different positions :ermm:

[Proper Bo]

o rly? pics?:naughty:

[manker]

o rly? pics?:naughty:Feck awf, heemasex.

Mouldy's bottom will remain unphotographed - epsecially with a strap-on embedded in it :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

are yee cahllun me a puffta like?:dabs:

[asmithz]

a man fucking a donkey made you sick yet you find those "women" you post hawt?!:blink:

Oh Burn, but so true :lol:


You get your wife and girlfriend to sit down and watch porn together? Your a lucky man.

Every girl i have been with, or just know like to watch porn together. It's fun to try some of it too. :01:

Wouldn't watch that crap tho that busy Busy watched:sick:

[Gripper]

Beastiality's best, boys
Beastiality's best
Beastiality's best boys
Beastiality's best

Split the tw*t of a rat, .....
Intercourse with a horse, .....
Put your pole in a vole, .....
Sixty-nine with a swine, .....
Put your log in a frog, .....
Put your tool up a mule, .....
Spray your sperm in a worm, .....
Sodomy with a bee, .....
Shoot your load with a toad, ....


To the tune of Tie me kangaroo down

[manker]

are yee cahllun me a puffta like?:dabs:Well, Busboy did so it must be true :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

jah but bustychap sez dat dem ho's he posts are hawt :dabs:

[manker]

jah but bustychap sez dat dem ho's he posts are hawt :dabs:Clearly the man is a sexual deviant.

Probably due to not being able to get any proper women due to bitch tits and small stature :dabs:

[enoughfakefiles]

jah but bustychap sez dat dem ho's he posts are hawt :dabs:Clearly the man is a sexual deviant.

Probably due to not being able to get any proper women due to bitch tits and small stature :dabs:

You get them if all you do is answer phones all day :dabs:

[Busyman]

Clearly the man is a sexual deviant.

Probably due to not being able to get any proper women due to bitch tits and small stature :dabs:

You get them if all you do is answer phones all day :dabs:
:huh:
I'm a technician you dolt.

[enoughfakefiles]

You get them if all you do is answer phones all day :dabs:
:huh:
I'm a technician you dolt.

rly :schnauz:

[Busyman]

:huh:
I'm a technician you dolt.

rly :schnauz:
Yes Rly.

[Lilmiss]

why would i confess anything to you ho's? :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

:naughty:

[Lilmiss]

okey yah, i wore your cardigan like once. :snooty:

[4play]

bo owns a cardigan :snigger

[Proper Bo]

:dabs:

okay, I wore your.....no, nuff said:ph34r:

[Proper Bo]

bo owns a cardigan :snigger

It's a zip sweatshirt:snooty:

[JPaul]

a man fucking a donkey made you sick yet you find those "women" you post hawt?!:blink:
Post your hot women then. You've been noticeably silent about whether you like women.
From the guy who watches bestiality movies, with his girlfriend.

Quality.

[Lilmiss]

It's a zip sweatshirt



cardigan.
there's no fleece inside it, so it can't be a sweatshirt. :happy:

[Proper Bo]

There's only no fleece inside it cause it's cheap and not made of wool:snooty:

[hobbes]

Post your hot women then. You've been noticeably silent about whether you like women.
From the guy who watches bestiality movies, with his girlfriend.

Quality.

I love Non Sequiturs

[Busyman]

I love Non Sequiturs
Hilarious!!!:lol: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

There's only no fleece inside it cause it's cheap and not made of wool


:O the one redeming factor of that cardy was it's woolyness.


guess the ben shermans were cheap too. :snooty: :pinch:

[Proper Bo]

Hey! It was never wooly to start with:blink:

AND you wanted to keep it, if I recall correctly:snooty:

[Lilmiss]

i'm a girley though. :snooty:

[JPaul]

I love Non Sequiturs
Hilarious!!!:lol: :lol:
Perverts are easily amused, obviousement.

Three ! and two :lol:, non-sequitur humour doesn't often get that good a reaction.

[Proper Bo]

i'm a girley though. :snooty:

and that makes your point make sense how?:unsure:

[hobbes]

Hilarious!!!:lol: :lol:
Perverts are easily amused, obviousement.

Three ! and two :lol:, non-sequitur humour doesn't often get that good a reaction.

So you liked it then?

[Lilmiss]

and that makes your point make sense how?



:unsure: cos only girleys wear cardigans.
although it does look better on you. :fist:

[JPaul]

Perverts are easily amused, obviousement.

Three ! and two :lol:, non-sequitur humour doesn't often get that good a reaction.

So you liked it then?
Well no, not amongst your best work.

You can be funny, but that was a bit derivative.

[hobbes]

So you liked it then?
Well no, not amongst your best work.

You can be funny, but that was a bit derivative.


Good call, I wasn't even trying.

Demand the best, too be sure I can do better.

[Proper Bo]

and that makes your point make sense how?


:unsure: cos only girleys wear cardigans.
although it does look better on you. :fist:

course it does:happy:

[JPaul]

Well no, not amongst your best work.

You can be funny, but that was a bit derivative.


Good call, I wasn't even trying.

Oh I think you'll find you were.

[hobbes]

Good call, I wasn't even trying.

Oh I think you'll find you were.

Well, at least you are not doubting that I can do better.

That would be a hurtful thing.

[JPaul]

Oh I think you'll find you were.

Well, at least you are not doubting that I can do better.

That would be a hurtful thing.
You can do much better, as demonstrated oft times.

It's just that the befuddled pervert isn't your natural audience.

Even if they disingenuously react as if you had posted comedy gold.

[Lilmiss]

course it does:happy:


:smug: :lookaroun

[Busyman]

Good call, I wasn't even trying.

Demand the best, too be sure I can do better.
I still thought that was funny. Especially looking at the history of the posters here.:happy:

Perhaps more punctuation and smiley counting can be brought forth?:unsure:

[Proper Bo]

course it does:happy:

:smug: :lookaroun

:unsure:

[JPaul]

Or more confessions of bestiality, which would be nice.

[Proper Bo]

inelephant point, but I notice JP has a palindromic post count

[JPaul]

inelephant point, but I notice JP has a palindromic post count
Good point that man.

D'oh

[Busyman]

Oh Burn, but so true :lol:


You get your wife and girlfriend to sit down and watch porn together? Your a lucky man.

Every girl i have been with, or just know like to watch porn together. It's fun to try some of it too. :01:

Wouldn't watch that crap tho that busy Busy watched:sick:
That shit wasn't porn. That was just nastyness.:sick:

I had the movie for awhile and me and my gf had finished watching football. So I it would be nice to check out as a goof.

Instead I end up almost yacking my gametime munchies on the couch and her tearing up laughing at me.:(

[Buffalo]

I confess that I've spent just under £500 last week on utility bills

[enoughfakefiles]

I confess that I've spent just under £500 last week on utility bills

For your batman belt :unsure:

[Buffalo]

ya close ~ Bat mine is not yellow

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