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JPaul
01-08-2006, 11:13 PM
It's pish.

There's eight Dutchmen in it FFS.

manker
01-09-2006, 02:41 PM
What's the totty like, I've only managed to glean one pic of the female competitors from the BBC website :smilie4:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41196000/jpg/_41196702_gulliver416.jpg

Cheese
01-09-2006, 02:42 PM
Blimey, she's using her mind-powers to make that dart hover. Think of all the housework she could get done with those kind of powers.

Mr. Mulder
01-09-2006, 02:45 PM
johns a funny birds name, maybe she has a p33n :dabs:

DorisInsinuate
01-09-2006, 02:46 PM
I would have thought hovering darts around all day would mean no work got done. Unless she uses the dart to prod her children into doing her work for her, like in that book, where the mum made her kid eat poop.

manker
01-09-2006, 03:09 PM
like in that book, where the mum made her kid eat poop.I've not yet read The Scatty Adventures of a Milf in Canadia, is it good.

DorisInsinuate
01-09-2006, 03:13 PM
I haven't read it, only heard about it, I'm too scared to read it.

Apparently it's a roman ŕ clef too.

Busyman
01-09-2006, 03:19 PM
Blimey, she's using her mind-powers to make that dart hover. Think of all the housework she could get done with those kind of powers.
:lol:

....and "her" name is John Smith.

This darts championship has got to be quite boring compared to the other darts championship. :happy:

It's darsery.

manker
01-10-2006, 06:26 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/video_and_audio/help_guide/4304501.stm


Live Darts. It's just started, if you're interested :smilie4:

manker
01-10-2006, 06:29 PM
Meh, better to put this into WMP:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsa/n5ctrl/sport/live/bb/wm/video/sol_now5a_bb.asx

DanB
01-10-2006, 06:32 PM
or turn the telly to BBC2 :P

manker
01-10-2006, 06:34 PM
or turn the telly to BBC2 :P
Hiya, Dan.

I'm in work :snooty:

DanB
01-10-2006, 06:35 PM
Evening :01:

I watched some of last nights darts action at work on the telly this afternoon. Some dutchman was kickin proverbial arse :01:

You still got the tv card in at work?
:01:

manker
01-10-2006, 06:38 PM
This year the darts is infested with Dutch gheyness :dabs:

I've still got the TV card but I recently formated and can't find the software CD, prolly a good thing since I did start to get addicted to Neighbours again.

DanB
01-10-2006, 06:39 PM
:lol: Now that is sad :lol:

enoughfakefiles
01-10-2006, 06:39 PM
Is john smith playing :pinch:

manker
01-10-2006, 06:43 PM
Mervyn King is getting his arse kicked by someone who has a suspiciously Dutch looking name :dabs:

manker
01-10-2006, 06:50 PM
King makes a storming comeback, has pulled a set back and now has taken the last leg against the darts.

I'd forgotten how quality t'arrows are. Might get Sky Sports back just so I can watch teh PDC next year :smilie4:

manker
01-10-2006, 06:55 PM
King is out.

http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/ghey.gif

DanB
01-10-2006, 06:57 PM
Ex-closet dweller?

manker
01-10-2006, 06:59 PM
Must be, the 20 year old Dutch lad looked a bit suspect to me too.

They hugged for a bit too long when the match was over :smilie4:

DanB
01-10-2006, 06:59 PM
Fags :dry:

manker
01-10-2006, 07:18 PM
Another match on now - strewth, it's Paul Hogan (Eng) Vs Albertino Essers (Ned).



Essen takes the first leg. Quality and pace sucks c.f. the previous match.

JPaul
01-10-2006, 07:51 PM
Thanks for the link manley, they're not showing it on the telly.

JPaul
01-10-2006, 07:53 PM
Found "always on top", even better.

manker
01-10-2006, 07:56 PM
Found "always on top", even better.
Indeed, it's how I'm watching it.

Wish the streaming footie had a picture as good as this :dabs:



This Hogan/Essers match is pish, btw.

JPaul
01-10-2006, 07:57 PM
Found "always on top", even better.
Indeed, it's how I'm watching it.

Wish the streaming footie had a picture as good as this :dabs:



This Hogan/Essers match is pish, btw.
I've never been able to get the online puntsphere to work.:cry:

manker
01-10-2006, 08:02 PM
Indeed, it's how I'm watching it.

Wish the streaming footie had a picture as good as this :dabs:



This Hogan/Essers match is pish, btw.
I've never been able to get the online puntsphere to work.:cry:I thought you had teh Sky Sports rigged up in t'study so you didn't need to :dabs:

Get PPLive and PPStream installed and I'll try to remember to post a link before the next big game.


Quality links and guide here. (http://forum.freefootball.org/viewtopic.php?t=18&sid=eb47f2c9077630826c43c98c76218eb3)

JPaul
01-10-2006, 08:04 PM
I've never been able to get the online puntsphere to work.:cry:I thought you had teh Sky Sports rigged up in t'study so you didn't need to :dabs:

Get PPLive and PPStream installed and I'll try to remember to post a link before the next big game.


Quality links and guide here. (http://forum.freefootball.org/viewtopic.php?t=18&sid=eb47f2c9077630826c43c98c76218eb3)
I have, but they don't show every game played anywhere in the world.

Which means I don't have access to things that some other people do.

Which is just wrong, even if I don't want to see it.

manker
01-10-2006, 08:09 PM
You want to get one of those big satelite things that Yogi pretends to have hooked up to his caravan (:rolleyes:).

You get a shedload of sport on that - football games from every league in the world, apparementement.

manker
01-10-2006, 08:53 PM
Feck - there's a Scottish bloke on the darts now called Simon Whitlock.

He's in his late forties, perhaps early fifties.

He has 'Polly Boy' embroidered on the back of his shirt.


J'Pol hasn't posted for, loike, an hour :smilie:

manker
01-10-2006, 09:44 PM
Bollocks, I thought I must have fecked something up.

The Scotch chap's name is Paul Hanridge, not Simon Whitlock - Hence the 'Polly' nickname :blushing:

JPaul
01-10-2006, 11:44 PM
Whitlock is an Aussie with a ponytail, pishrod.

manker
01-10-2006, 11:48 PM
Wasn't even rodding - I just fecked up.

Not an avid arra appraiser, unlike your good self.

jetje
01-11-2006, 09:40 AM
The dutch are rulling darts, you 'ghey' English just have the Phil left...
But one day we rule both ...!

:)

{I}{K}{E}
01-11-2006, 11:26 AM
The dutch are rulling darts, you 'ghey' English just have the Phil left...
But one day we rule both ...!

:)

:01:

Busyman
01-11-2006, 01:29 PM
The dutch are rulling darts, you 'ghey' English just have the Phil left...
But one day we rule both ...!

:)
The netherman - "Yeah, but we rule at darts." :snooty:

manker
01-11-2006, 06:55 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsa/n5ctrl/sport/live/bb/wm/video/sol_now4a_bb.asx

Feed for live arras on teh BBC.

Martin Adams losing against Martin Atkins but 'Wolfie' Adams is putting a bit of pressure on - just got a 161 checkout :smilie4:

manker
01-11-2006, 07:13 PM
The darts isn't on atm :dabs:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/news_web/video/40401000/bb/40401997_bb_16x9.asx

All of those tricks look quite easy - so long as you don't mind looking a bit ghey.

Busyman
01-11-2006, 07:38 PM
The darts isn't on atm :dabs:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/news_web/video/40401000/bb/40401997_bb_16x9.asx

All of those tricks look quite easy - so long as you don't mind looking a bit ghey.
That Harlem Globetrotter does look gay, not because of the tricks, but because he's wearing a headband on his neck.

It's a friggin' furry necklace, ffs.:ermm:

JPaul
01-11-2006, 07:44 PM
There is one decent Dutch dartist

Roland Scholten

http://www.planetdarts.tv/javaImages/a5/5c/0,,10180~2776229,00.jpg

He plays in the PDC, which is the way of telling if a player is decent or not. Coz' that's where the goods ones play.

There's also a new lad playing at the Lakeside just now. A 21 year old who looks a good prospect.

manker
01-11-2006, 08:35 PM
mms://213.8.106.116:5948/1790326

Link for Man Utd Vs Blackburn, just put it into WMP.

JPaul
01-11-2006, 08:42 PM
mms://213.8.106.116:5948/1790326

Link for Man Utd Vs Blackburn, just put it into WMP.
Got it on sky mate, but thanks for that.

Any links appreciated.

manker
01-11-2006, 08:48 PM
mms://213.8.106.116:5948/1790326

Link for Man Utd Vs Blackburn, just put it into WMP.
Got it on sky mate, but thanks for that.

Any links appreciated.Apparently, Paris Hilton, Hotel chain heiress, has slept with Steve Bing, Green Shields Stamp heir - who, in turn, was engaged to be married to Liz Hurley.

Who has nice hair :mellow:

JPaul
01-11-2006, 09:53 PM
Uhuh and what of Kevin Bacon.

jetje
01-11-2006, 10:49 PM
PDC... hmm that's the league made just to let Phil Taylor look great.. :pinch: :blink: Scholten isn't that bad but in the Netherlands we have a few hundred dart players better then him :01:

Everyone playing @ PDC just isn't good enough to qualify for tournaments like the Lakeside..... oké except Taylor :naughty:

JPaul
01-11-2006, 11:07 PM
PDC... hmm that's the league made just to let Phil Taylor look great.. :pinch: :blink: Scholten isn't that bad but in the Netherlands we have a few hundred dart players better then him :01:

Everyone playing @ PDC just isn't good enough to qualify for tournaments like the Lakeside..... oké except Taylor :naughty:
:lol:

World's first ever dartrod.

manker
01-11-2006, 11:12 PM
Feck :lol:

Jetje shall be known as van Daartrod, henceforth.

JPaul
01-11-2006, 11:19 PM
Nah, jeteje = Dart Rodder.

That's the billet.

manker
01-12-2006, 01:29 AM
Women's semi-finals tomorrow.

A Welsh bird is chucking contre a Dutch lass.

{I}{K}{E}
01-12-2006, 07:35 PM
:01:

Klaasen won again

manker
01-12-2006, 07:41 PM
:01:

Klaasen won againCould be the first all Dutch final of all time :o


In the other half of the draw, Barney is playing well all of a sudden and Klaasen looks as if nothing will stop him.

manker
01-12-2006, 07:56 PM
Forgot to post teh link earlier:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsa/n5ctrl/sport/live/bb/wm/video/sol_now5a_bb.asx

JPaul
01-12-2006, 08:18 PM
Klasen, that's the lad I was talking about, a good prospect.

Oh and do you think that jetje knows that this Dutch "domination" of darts is in the BDO.

Guess what that stands for.

manker
01-12-2006, 08:45 PM
So technically they're cheating :smilie4:


===

Some fit birds in the audience tonight, that's the thing about the darts; any and all totty is rooted out and shown by the cameraman. The bloke doing the camera work is even zooming in* on the cleavage ce soir.



*Actually he had already zoomed in before we cut to it, then the shot zoomed back out again, it was a close up of tits and then the shot kindof melted away to show who the magnificent mammaries belonged to. Bewdiful.

JPaul
01-12-2006, 09:16 PM
So technically they're cheating :smilie4:


===

Some fit birds in the audience tonight, that's the thing about the darts; any and all totty is rooted out and shown by the cameraman. The bloke doing the camera work is even zooming in* on the cleavage ce soir.



*Actually he had already zoomed in before we cut to it, then the shot zoomed back out again, it was a close up of tits and then the shot kindof melted away to show who the magnificent mammaries belonged to. Bewdiful.
Tabloid telly, my favourite.

manker
01-12-2006, 09:19 PM
So technically they're cheating :smilie4:


===

Some fit birds in the audience tonight, that's the thing about the darts; any and all totty is rooted out and shown by the cameraman. The bloke doing the camera work is even zooming in* on the cleavage ce soir.



*Actually he had already zoomed in before we cut to it, then the shot zoomed back out again, it was a close up of tits and then the shot kindof melted away to show who the magnificent mammaries belonged to. Bewdiful.
Tabloid telly, my favourite.The BBC is a beast with many heads :smilie4:

manker
01-12-2006, 09:23 PM
"Polly Boy" is out, the victor, Sean Greatbatch who doesn't appear to have a nickname, is crying like a girl :dabs:


Just as I decide I wanted Polly to win too. His daughter, university student, is in the crowd and the cameraman keeps showing her. Hawt, she is. Unfortunately she was dressed demurely.

Bet her Dad told her to wear that baggy jumper.

JPaul
01-12-2006, 10:04 PM
"Polly Boy" is out, the victor, Sean Greatbatch who doesn't appear to have a nickname, is crying like a girl :dabs:


Just as I decide I wanted Polly to win too. His daughter, university student, is in the crowd and the cameraman keeps showing her. Hawt, she is. Unfortunately she was dressed demurely.

Bet her Dad told her to wear that baggy jumper.
I won't bother watching the highlights on BBC2 then.

manker
01-13-2006, 01:06 AM
There were other hawt women in t'crowd, don't let one jumper spoil it :rolleyes:

jetje
01-13-2006, 01:15 AM
PDC = Phils Dart Club :sick:

BDO = By Dutchies Owned :naughty: or Beautifull Darts Organization :cool2:

Brilliant Darters Organisation.... :rolleyes: one of them must be it ;)

:P

btw did you guys knew that after the Lakeside Barney is going to announce he's joining Phils Club.... :dry:
To bad, it wouls have been so much better if both organisations joined forces. :(

Damn saw that Gulliver girl playing tonight, she would have kicked plenty guys butts.. She was on fire hitting 180's if it was nothing.

And yes, Klaassen today, Barneveld tomorrow and on Sunday we have a complete dutch final. :01:

manker
01-13-2006, 01:19 AM
PDC = Phils Dart Club:lol:

He is a bit of a leg end tho'. Head and shoulders above his peers and all that.


The averages do seem to bear out JP's assertion that all the best players are in the PDC but I'm with you in that I'd definitely like to see the two bodies combined.

Shame it aint gonna happen :dabs:

Mr JP Fugley
01-13-2006, 12:12 PM
Yeah and the English Premier League should be merged with the Championship. That's going to happen like.

Bottom Line, PDC is on Sky, there's money, that's where the good players want to be. The top 8 also play in the Premier League and earn serious money there, as well as in the various tournaments.

PDC > BDO. Fact

manker
01-13-2006, 12:22 PM
Philistine.

The Dartist Premier League can still go on with only the best players.

The knock-out tournament can be like the FA Cup, with all the underdogs vying to cause upsets.

Barbarossa
01-13-2006, 12:34 PM
Darts is just all luck anyway. :dabs:

manker
01-13-2006, 12:36 PM
First a geek rod, now a pish rod.

Will you ever learn :no:

Barbarossa
01-13-2006, 01:15 PM
Was actually watching the highlights last night at about 1 am or something. :dabs:

I have no idea who was playing, but it was dead exciting, especially when they kept missing the doubles.

If there wasn't so much luck involved, most of it bad, it'd be as dull as snooker. :)

manker
01-13-2006, 01:25 PM
Snooker isn't dull :blink:

You must be mental.

Barbarossa
01-13-2006, 01:34 PM
Snooker isn't dull :blink:

You must be mental.

Yeah, that was a sort of a semi-rod. :D

A cue, in fact :schnauz:

Gripper
01-13-2006, 05:30 PM
Darts players are tossers,don't see em getting pished like in the good old days...now they was binge drinkers:01:

JPaul
01-13-2006, 06:04 PM
Philistine.

The Dartist Premier League can still go on with only the best players.

The knock-out tournament can be like the FA Cup, with all the underdogs vying to cause upsets.
Don't talk to me about cup upsets.

You Welsh lads know how to rub it in .... and rub it in hard.

JPaul
01-14-2006, 12:07 AM
Martin Adams, bad wig or what.

{I}{K}{E}
01-15-2006, 12:22 AM
:01:

Barneveld vs. Klaasen

/me hopes Klaasen wins :)

manker
01-15-2006, 12:25 AM
I hadn't been watching it tonight.

I'll also be supporting teh Klaasen in the final :01:

JPaul
01-15-2006, 12:27 AM
I hadn't been watching it tonight.

I'll also be supporting teh Klaasen in the final :01:
Moi too.

{I}{K}{E}
01-15-2006, 08:03 PM
Klaasen won :01:

7-5

manker
01-15-2006, 08:08 PM
Bollocks!

I forgot it was on and didn't watch it.

Glad he won tho'.

JPaul
01-15-2006, 08:12 PM
Like I said, good prospect, he might even get invited to the PDC now.

His average for the final was only 93 tho', which is really good, but wouldn't live with The Power. So he'll probably stay where he is so he can win some stuff.

jetje
01-17-2006, 10:54 PM
The Power is only throwing high averages cause there is never any pressure, no competition whatsoever in the PDC...


His average for the final was only 93 tho', which is really good, but wouldn't live with The Power

He's just not stable in his throwing, only a few legs with very low scoring.
he won the game while Barney had the higher average.

Klaasen won, madhouse just a village away from where i live. :)
The lad is a star in just one week...

JPaul
01-17-2006, 11:04 PM
The Power is only throwing high averages cause there is never any pressure, no competition whatsoever in the PDC...


:lol:

You really are rodding like a good 'un jj.

Manley would have beat either of them and Taylor beat him 7-zip in the final.

Taylor averaged well over 100, for the whole feckin' tournament, never mind just the final. His checking out and darts at doubles is astonishing.

Remember the last time they had a champ v champ match, big Andy Fordham couldn't even finish the game.

Maybe they'll try again, I think this young lad might actually be able to give The Power a decent game, then lose.