I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?

[muchspl3]

I didn't need to see white jizz dripping out of gyllenthal's ass.

[Proper Bo]

you watched it, gheymar

[muchspl3]

you watched it, gheymar
I wantd to see munich

[maebach]

why didn't you?

[muchspl3]

girlfriend

[Busyman]

girlfriend
Fuck that. I wouldn't see that either way. I remember my gf wanted to see Closer at the theater and I didn't go for that.

No way I'd see Brokeback Mountain.

Funny thing too....I had no idea what the movie was about until my gf was channel surfing and stopped on Logo. She said that was a gay channel but the show that was on didn't look gay. I went to the website and there was Brokeback prominently displayed as a must see movie (among other gayeties).:dry:

[muchspl3]

lol @ gayeties

[Cheese]

I heard that if you watch it (the film) you catch gay.

[manker]

Mate of mine caught aids from watching too much QVC. True story.

[S!X]

Mate of mine caught aids from watching too much QVC. True story.

:lol: :ph34r:

[Barbarossa]

Funny thing too....I had no idea what the movie was about until my gf was channel surfing and stopped on Logo. She said that was a gay channel but the show that was on didn't look gay. I went to the website and there was Brokeback prominently displayed as a must see movie (among other gayeties).:dry:

You let your GF channel-surf? :o

What was she searching for - The Farmyard Fetishist channel? :naughty:

[sArA]

Me and the BF are going to see the movie at the weekend. Anyone got an opinion on it? (other than homophobic bollocks of course)

[GepperRankins]

i've never heard of it. the name is stupid though

[GepperRankins]

sounds pretty shit. not enough explosions :dabs:

[ziggyjuarez]

Gays are destroying the Christian moral fabric of our nation.
Also they duk err durbs!

[DorisInsinuate]

They also take our jobs, rape our women, and give under-aged children alcohol.

[GepperRankins]

They also take our jobs, rape our women, and give under-aged children alcohol.
junno :dry:



forgot to ask muchspl. what's wrong? you feel a twitch? :smilie4:

[MagicNakor]

Me and the BF are going to see the movie at the weekend. Anyone got an opinion on it? (other than homophobic bollocks of course)

You're forgetting where you are sara. ;)

:shuriken:

[Mr. Mulder]

there's fuck all in the way of kung-fu or helicopters exploding, can't see why anyone would bother with it, cawk or no cawk :unsure:

[manker]

Me and the BF are going to see the movie at the weekend. Anyone got an opinion on it? (other than homophobic bollocks of course)

You're forgetting where you are sara. ;)

:shuriken:Yeah, and you've forgotten a comma and a capital letter, book boi.


Je m'excuse, I come over all grammaticaster when someone casts aspersions on the good folk of the lounge. The way I see it is that there is a lot of piss taking that goes on, toward all people who frequent here.

There are a few members of a homosexual persuasion, if they weren't part of the banter then that would be a form of prejudice in itself. They would be on the peripheral, as it were.

I'm not entirely sure whether you and Sara seriously think that there truly are homophobes who write stuff in here but if you were to look a little deeper then you'd realise that it's meant with no more malice than when I call a bloke who happens to like watching Liverpool FC play a 'scouse robbing bar-steward' :)

[Guillaume]

What kind of a mentalist would want a stolen scouse?

[manker]

What kind of a mentalist would want a stolen scouse?:glag:

You've been particularly funny since we've outed you as being English :schnauz:

[vidcc]

girlfriend
Fuck that. I wouldn't see that either way. I remember my gf wanted to see Closer at the theater and I didn't go for that.

No way I'd see Brokeback Mountain.

Funny thing too....I had no idea what the movie was about until my gf was channel surfing and stopped on Logo. She said that was a gay channel but the show that was on didn't look gay. I went to the website and there was Brokeback prominently displayed as a must see movie (among other gayeties).:dry:

Yet I hear you were all up for "Free willie" until you found out it was about a whale http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/armed/explode.gif:schnauz:

[GepperRankins]

i wouldn't watch this film if it was lesbians. it's a shitty chick flic. nuff said

[Snee]

Fuck that. I wouldn't see that either way. I remember my gf wanted to see Closer at the theater and I didn't go for that.

No way I'd see Brokeback Mountain.

Funny thing too....I had no idea what the movie was about until my gf was channel surfing and stopped on Logo. She said that was a gay channel but the show that was on didn't look gay. I went to the website and there was Brokeback prominently displayed as a must see movie (among other gayeties).:dry:

Yet I hear you were all up for "Free willie" until you found out it was about a whale http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/armed/explode.gif:schnauz:
Now, if it had been about some sort of farmyard animal, on the other hand...

[Gripper]

Midnight Cowboy was a good movie,so what if its about homosexual cowboys,damn it's wild country up there and I should imagine the steers put up more of a fight than sheep:D

[Snee]

For what it's worth: From what little I've heard of it, it's inane in a "the piano" sort of way.

Nothing revolutionary, barring the same-sex thing :dabs:



And anyway, gay cowboys eating pudding and exploring their inner selves or whatever was old hat years ago.

[Cheese]

And anyway, gay cowboys eating pudding and exploring their inner selves or whatever was old hat years ago.
Exactly, gay cowboy films made to win awards has been the butt of a joke on the Simpsons years back as I recall.

[Snee]

Got that from southpark, but they prolly did that joke in simpsons as well.

[enoughfakefiles]

Is this joke in the film.

Main character 1 says "Y'up"

Main character 2 says "Y'ep"

In a cowboy accent of course :schnauz:

[Gripper]

Y'up

[Busyman]

Funny thing too....I had no idea what the movie was about until my gf was channel surfing and stopped on Logo. She said that was a gay channel but the show that was on didn't look gay. I went to the website and there was Brokeback prominently displayed as a must see movie (among other gayeties).:dry:

You let your GF channel-surf? :o
Do I have to give her permission?:huh:

What was she searching for - The Farmyard Fetishist channel? :naughty
RIF

Usually channel surfing involves searching for nothing in particular.

[Busyman]

Yet I hear you were all up for "Free willie" until you found out it was about a whale http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/armed/explode.gif:schnauz:
Now, if it had been about some sort of farmyard animal, on the other hand...
...then SnnY would have been sexually aroused by it.

[manker]

I know you are, but what am I?

:no:


I thought you'd got thro' that phase, Busy :dabs:

[Cheese]

She said that was a gay channel but the show that was on didn't look gay.

What is a show that does "look gay"? Lots of people dressed as the Village People having bum sex whilst carrying poodles and singing cabaret songs?

[Busyman]

I know you are, but what am I?

:no:


I thought you'd got thro' that phase, Busy :dabs:
Shut it, you doodyhead.

[Busyman]

She said that was a gay channel but the show that was on didn't look gay.

What is a show that does "look gay"? Lots of people dressed as the Village People having bum sex whilst carrying poodles and singing cabaret songs?
:blink: Of course.

Actually the show was hosted by a straight woman (or who I thought was) and she was talking to a non-butch woman.

However, I come back in and a fella was being interviewed. Gay fellas seem to have this weird try at mimicking woman's speech.

[Cheese]

Actually the show was hosted by a straight woman (or who I thought washttp://www.hyarbor.it/modules/Forums/images/avatars/gallery/Rod%20Flanders.gif) and she was talking to a non-butch womanhttp://www.hyarbor.it/modules/Forums/images/avatars/gallery/Rod%20Flanders.gif.

However, I come back in and a fella was being interviewed. Gay fellas seem to have this weird try at mimicking woman's speechhttp://www.hyarbor.it/modules/Forums/images/avatars/gallery/Rod%20Flanders.gif.
3 rods in 2 sentences. That's pretty damn economic.

[Busyman]

Actually the show was hosted by a straight woman (or who I thought washttp://www.hyarbor.it/modules/Forums/images/avatars/gallery/Rod%20Flanders.gif) and she was talking to a non-butch womanhttp://www.hyarbor.it/modules/Forums/images/avatars/gallery/Rod%20Flanders.gif.

However, I come back in and a fella was being interviewed. Gay fellas seem to have this weird try at mimicking woman's speechhttp://www.hyarbor.it/modules/Forums/images/avatars/gallery/Rod%20Flanders.gif.
3 rods in 2 sentences. That's pretty damn economic.
Oh damn you got me. I responded and stuff.:O

[Snee]

Now, if it had been about some sort of farmyard animal, on the other hand...
...then SnnY would have been sexually aroused by it.
Don't take this the wrong way, but you and your girlfriend with the arse having sex, accompanied by the soothing sounds of cows getting it on emanating from the telly doesn't really do it for me :unsure:

[muchspl3]

...then SnnY would have been sexually aroused by it.
Don't take this the wrong way, but you and your girlfriend with the arse having sex, accompanied by the soothing sounds of cows getting it on emanating from the telly doesn't really do it for me :unsure:
I thought you were more of a scat man.

[S!X]

http://www.hyarbor.it/modules/Forums/images/avatars/gallery/Rod%20Flanders.gif

[MagicNakor]

...someone casts aspersions on the good folk of the lounge. The way I see it is that there is a lot of piss taking that goes on, toward all people who frequent here...

I'm barred from partaking. Duly noted.

:shuriken:

[manker]

...someone casts aspersions on the good folk of the lounge. The way I see it is that there is a lot of piss taking that goes on, toward all people who frequent here...

I'm barred from partaking. Duly noted.

:shuriken:I think that's a bit harsh. Has tesco laid down the law.

Canadians, lol :rolleyes:

[sArA]

You're forgetting where you are sara. ;)

:shuriken:Yeah, and you've forgotten a comma and a capital letter, book boi.


Je m'excuse, I come over all grammaticaster when someone casts aspersions on the good folk of the lounge. The way I see it is that there is a lot of piss taking that goes on, toward all people who frequent here.

There are a few members of a homosexual persuasion, if they weren't part of the banter then that would be a form of prejudice in itself. They would be on the peripheral, as it were.

I'm not entirely sure whether you and Sara seriously think that there truly are homophobes who write stuff in here but if you were to look a little deeper then you'd realise that it's meant with no more malice than when I call a bloke who happens to like watching Liverpool FC play a 'scouse robbing bar-steward' :)


Is this a rod manker or were you feeling a little uptight?

[Barbarossa]

You let your GF channel-surf? :o
Do I have to give her permission?:huh:


But that means... that means... that means... you let her do the remote! :O

Shame on you! :no:


RIF

Usually channel surfing involves searching for nothing in particular.

Really? How rewarding that must be.

For me, channel surfing involves searching for something of interest to me, through the detritus of shite that is usually broadcast. In your GF's case, probably something involving livestock would have fit the bill... :ermm:


P.S. I too can play the hilarious changing the name on the quotes game... :dabs:

[manker]

Yeah, and you've forgotten a comma and a capital letter, book boi.


Je m'excuse, I come over all grammaticaster when someone casts aspersions on the good folk of the lounge. The way I see it is that there is a lot of piss taking that goes on, toward all people who frequent here.

There are a few members of a homosexual persuasion, if they weren't part of the banter then that would be a form of prejudice in itself. They would be on the peripheral, as it were.

I'm not entirely sure whether you and Sara seriously think that there truly are homophobes who write stuff in here but if you were to look a little deeper then you'd realise that it's meant with no more malice than when I call a bloke who happens to like watching Liverpool FC play a 'scouse robbing bar-steward' :)


Is this a rod manker or were you feeling a little uptight?
Yeah, it was a rod.

I fucking hate fags.

[GepperRankins]

fags are gay, lol

[sArA]

I fucking hate fags.

New Years resolution then? ex smokers are so fecking smug :dry:

[manker]

Kinda.

Also, after I've just put one out, I really do fucking hate cigarettes.


If Chebus is still not smoking after the Six Nations, I'm also going to give up :ermm:

[MagicNakor]

I think that's a bit harsh. Has tesco laid down the law.

Canadians, lol :rolleyes:


I'm unsure... I'll have to ask next we have tea.

:cowboy:

[Busyman]

...then SnnY would have been sexually aroused by it.
Don't take this the wrong way, but you and your girlfriend with the arse having sex, accompanied by the soothing sounds of cows getting it on emanating from the telly doesn't really do it for me :unsure:
Don't take this the wrong the way but you CaptainObviously can't read.

Try again.

Stop telling your fantasies and making them someone elses.:lol: :lol:

[Busyman]

Do I have to give her permission?:huh:


But that means... that means... that means... you let her do the remote! :O

Shame on you! :no:
:huh:



RIF

Usually channel surfing involves searching for nothing in particular.

Really? How rewarding that must be.

For me, channel surfing involves searching for something of interest to me, through the detritus of shite that is usually broadcast. In your GF's case, probably something involving livestock would have fit the bill... :ermm:


P.S. I too can play the hilarious changing the name on the quotes game... :dabs:
Why would she wanna see cows?:huh:

I really didn't change your name too much. I just kinda took 'ross' out of it.:ermm:

Urine: Don't all women have arses.? Well maybe not from what I've seen folks post.

[Cheese]

Don't take this the wrong way, but you and your girlfriend with the arse having sex, accompanied by the soothing sounds of cows getting it on emanating from the telly doesn't really do it for me :unsure: Don't take this the wrong the way but you CaptainObviously can't read.

Try again.

Stop telling your fantasies and making them someone elses.:lol: :lol:

Sometimes I think you're like an American version of Lauren Cooper, complete with your own catchphrase that you use constantly. Ad infinitum. Ad nauseum.

But most of the time I'M NOT BOVVERED.

[manker]

I called Bus Boy 'Captain Obvious', only once, about six months ago - he's been using it several times a day ever since.

Musta liked it, I guess :dabs:

[Cheese]

I called Bus Boy 'Captain Obvious', only once, about six months ago - he's been using it several times a day ever since.

Musta liked it, I guess :dabs:
I like the way he uses it, like a magician distracting you whilst performing magic. In Busyman's case the "CaptainObviously" is an attempt to distract you from seeing there is nothing in the sentence of worth or of truth. The name changing and wordsallwroteuptogether are other examples of this. Kind of like how Jonno would overuse smilies as well, he'd realise there was nothing to his posts so he fill it with "flourishes".

It is a shame though, Captain Obvious used to be a great putdown. Now its overused around here (by one man ffs).

[Barbarossa]

I really didn't change your name too much. I just kinda took 'ross' out of it.:ermm:

No you didn't. :lol:

RIF. :dabs:

[Cheese]

I really didn't change your name too much. I just kinda took 'ross' out of it.:ermm:
No you didn't. :lol:

RIF. :dabs:

Shut it, Barbaa.

[Proper Bo]

bustychap>captainobvious:snooty:

[manker]

I called Bus Boy 'Captain Obvious', only once, about six months ago - he's been using it several times a day ever since.

Musta liked it, I guess :dabs:
I like the way he uses it, like a magician distracting you whilst performing magic. In Busyman's case the "CaptainObviously" is an attempt to distract you from seeing there is nothing in the sentence of worth or of truth. The name changing and wordsallwroteuptogether are other examples of this. Kind of like how Jonno would overuse smilies as well, he'd realise there was nothing to his posts so he fill it with "flourishes".

It is a shame though, Captain Obvious used to be a great putdown. Now its overused around here (by one man ffs).I was just gonna say about the smilies, then you edited in the part about Jonno.

The best bit for me is when he laughs at his own posts. Wtf is all that about.


Having said that, altho' I rarely post smilies to depict the event, I do make myself laugh on occasion. Mind, I am a lot funnier than Busyman :smilie4:

[Cheese]

Having said that, altho' I rarely post smilies to depict the event, I do make myself laugh on occasion. Mind, I am a lot funnier than Busyman :smilie4:
I laugh at my own posts, all of them. Then I will wake up my girlfriend, landlady's dog or neighbour to admire my prose. I keep printouts of the best which I keep on my "Wall of Awfully Neat Quotes" (WANQ for short).

[manker]

While I haven't, yet, gone so far as having a wanq wall. I do praise the interweb gods for the search function.

If I'd had a particulary arduous morning, I'll often ask someone here to do a quick search for a bit of vintage 2004 manker. They will then arrange the best bits into a screenplay with me as the hero and a 15 year old Canadian as the hapless villan.

After a hearty 20 minute chuckle, I get back to work.

I imagine many people do this with my posts.

[Barbarossa]

I have a "Threads Which Are Terrible" wall (TWAT for short).

Only the very crappiest threads get printed out and "twatted".

[Cheese]

I have a "Threads Which Are Terrible" wall (TWAT for short).

Only the very crappiest threads get printed out and "twatted".
Ah, if you'd probably have no need for a WANQ then. I'm thinking of having a WANQ at my girlfriend's house, maybe ask my mum if she wants me to have a WANQ there and see if my local council would like to sponser me to have a public WANQ.

[Barbarossa]

I doubt there is much crossover from your WANQ to my TWAT, so I might need to have a WANQ too, do you think it's worth it?

It sounds like you can't have too many WANQs.

[manker]

Barbie,if ever your TWAT needs filling, I have a magnificent rod which would amply furnish even the largest of TWATs.

[Proper Bo]

Chroist, this is like watching graham norton:dabs:

[Cheese]

FST WANQ. Sounds painful...:ermm:

[manker]

You watch Graham Norton, gheymar http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/ghey.gif

[Proper Bo]

you love the cock

[/arguement]

:01:

[hobbes]

Having said that, altho' I rarely post smilies to depict the event, I do make myself laugh on occasion. Mind, I am a lot funnier than Busyman :smilie4:
I laugh at my own posts, all of them. Then I will wake up my girlfriend, landlady's dog or neighbour to admire my prose. I keep printouts of the best which I keep on my "Wall of Awfully Neat Quotes" (WANQ for short).


Sometimes I find weeks have gone by I get so self absorbed.

http://allthingshawaiian.com/lurkah/graphics/narcissus.jpg

But I'm worth it!

[Cheese]

I laugh at my own posts, all of them. Then I will wake up my girlfriend, landlady's dog or neighbour to admire my prose. I keep printouts of the best which I keep on my "Wall of Awfully Neat Quotes" (WANQ for short).

Sometimes I find weeks have gone by I get so self absorbed.

http://allthingshawaiian.com/lurkah/graphics/narcissus.jpg

But I'm worth it!

Narcissus was punished for not liking the bum sex, so that should be a cautionary message for us all. :sage:

[Cheese]

Anyone notice that "Brokeback Mountain" is an anagram of "I bumknock bandit"?

[Proper Bo]

teddy sheringham = he'd shag dirty men:snooty:

[Cheese]

teddy sheringham = he'd shag dirty men:snooty:
There's no apostrophe in Teddy Sheringham* :dabs:

*Though probably there is plenty of cawk.

[Proper Bo]

there isn't a capital "I" in brokeback mountain :dabs:

[Cheese]

there isn't a capital "I" in brokeback mountain :dabs:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/brokeback_mountain.jpg

Looks like a capital "I" to me.

***Warning*** The above image may make you gay. Or a cowboy.

[Proper Bo]

the above image being an advert for a website:dabs:

selfpwnageFTW!1

[Cheese]

the above image being an advert for a website:dabs:

selfpwnageFTW!1
Excuse me :blink:




:whistle:

[Proper Bo]

rod?:dabs:

the picture I'm assuming you tried to post wasn't there an an advert for the website you were linking it from replaced it:rolleyes:

[Cheese]

rod?:dabs:

the picture I'm assuming you tried to post wasn't there an an advert for the website you were linking it from replaced it:rolleyes:

you love the cock

[Snee]

Don't take this the wrong way, but you and your girlfriend with the arse having sex, accompanied by the soothing sounds of cows getting it on emanating from the telly doesn't really do it for me :unsure:
Don't take this the wrong the way but you CaptainObviously can't read.

Try again.

Stop telling your fantasies and making them someone elses.:lol: :lol:
:rolleyes:

I think you'll find that the flip was entirely valid. I'm not the one who's been watching beastial porn with my girlfriend, after all.

But then again, seeing that "non sequitur"-comment you made in the lounge the other day, I s'pose you've got issues with reading and whatnot, so maybe you really don't get these tricky things.

[DanB]

That Jake whatshisname's other new film Jarhead is quite good though :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

it seems a bit off, him being in that army film - you wouldn't expect him to be an ‘ard marine type bloke, you'd expect him to fanny about with rabbits and get picked on at skool :unsure:

[DanB]

For a war film there is surprisingly little war in it

[Mr. Mulder]

o rly?

thought about seeing it but it looks a bit too american lyke :ermm:

[DanB]

Rly.

I watched it Tuesday night, thought it was pretty good.

[Mr. Mulder]

might d/l the dvdscr, but there again, might not :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

i got it, it was meh, not great, not awful:dabs:

[Busyman]

Don't take this the wrong the way but you CaptainObviously can't read.

Try again.

Stop telling your fantasies and making them someone elses.:lol: :lol:
:rolleyes:

I think you'll find that the flip was entirely valid. I'm not the one who's been watching beastial porn with my girlfriend, after all.

But then again, seeing that "non sequitur"-comment you made in the lounge the other day, I s'pose you've got issues with reading and whatnot, so maybe you really don't get these tricky things.
I wouldn't "non-sequitur" if the comment didn't fit which yours certainly was.

A fellow co-worker of mine downloaded to his work laptop (he's a dumbass) a lady getting a banged by dog. About 8 of us saw it.

So because we all saw it do you have another dumbass comment to make?:rolleyes:

[DanB]

Did it turn you on?

[Busyman]

I called Bus Boy 'Captain Obvious', only once, about six months ago - he's been using it several times a day ever since.

Musta liked it, I guess :dabs:
I like the way he uses it, like a magician distracting you whilst performing magic. In Busyman's case the "CaptainObviously" is an attempt to distract you from seeing there is nothing in the sentence of worth or of truth. The name changing and wordsallwroteuptogether are other examples of this. Kind of like how Jonno would overuse smilies as well, he'd realise there was nothing to his posts so he fill it with "flourishes".

It is a shame though, Captain Obvious used to be a great putdown. Now its overused around here (by one man ffs).
Nah all your writing was for nothing. It's simply used instead of just "obvious". Pretty simple.

That and all the others are used when I feel like it.

I'll let folks like yourself get wrapped up in your own prose and carefully formulated posts.

Maybe you could count my words and/or smilies while your at it.:ermm:

[Proper Bo]

my posted be fromulated real carfull:01:

[Busyman]

Did it turn you on?
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showpost.php?p=1230463&postcount=3

[DanB]

Did it turn you on?
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showpost.php?p=1230463&postcount=3

that would be a no then :lol:

I think I have seen some stills from that movie :sick:


I really, really can't understand people fucking animals, its not right at all.

[manker]

:snooty:

[DanB]

http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif

[Busyman]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showpost.php?p=1230463&postcount=3

that would be a no then :lol:

I think I have seen some stills from that movie :sick:


I really, really can't understand people fucking animals, its not right at all.
I bet the "actors" didn't get paid alot of money for it either. I imagine they normally do that typa thing.:ermm:

I wonder where my friend got that movie? I didn't know that typa movie was at the sectionintheback of the video store.

If he did rent it, I wonder what the cashier thought of him.:lol: :lol:

[DanB]

That he was some sick mofo no doubt :lol:

[GepperRankins]

Now I've seen a lady get fucked by a dog but was aight. However, another scene in this "Bizarre" movie was a lady sucking dog's dick (and another sucking a horse's dick) and the dog cuming and the lady letting it go in her mouth and all over her face. You see those 'clips' when the movie is coming on.


:ermm:

[Biggles]

I haven't seen Lumbago Mountain but it would appear to be getting rave reviews. I am sure it is being touted as a possible Oscar winner.

[Busyman]

I haven't seen Lumbago Mountain but it would appear to be getting rave reviews. I am sure it is being touted as a possible Oscar winner.
Damn I hope not.

They'll probably give it an Oscar just to make history.:dry:

When are the Oscars anyway?

[Cheese]

I haven't seen Lumbago Mountain but it would appear to be getting rave reviews. I am sure it is being touted as a possible Oscar winner. Damn I hope not.

They'll probably give it an Oscar just to make history.:dry:



Perhaps they will give it an Oscar because they think it is a good film?

[Snee]

I wouldn't "non-sequitur" if the comment didn't fit which yours certainly was.

A fellow co-worker of mine downloaded to his work laptop (he's a dumbass) a lady getting a banged by dog. About 8 of us saw it.

So because we all saw it do you have another dumbass comment to make?:rolleyes:
Oh,ffs, you were wrong about the logic/grammar/whatever there, with baz's crabs. That comment, and the ones I've made here weren't illogical, but not very serious either.

But, before this escalates or degenerates into another argument, I'll just say I'm sorry. I forgot I wasn't taking the piss out of someone like manker or cheese, who would have taken it the way it was intended.

I made a joke at your expense, sorry. And when you went something like "I know you are but what am I" instead of responding like I would have expected, I did the same thing. I really should have known better.

Lighten up, already.

One question tho', a woman being shagged by a dog was "aight"?:blink:

[GepperRankins]

I haven't seen Lumbago Mountain but it would appear to be getting rave reviews. I am sure it is being touted as a possible Oscar winner.
Damn I hope not.

They'll probably give it an Oscar just to make history.:dry:

When are the Oscars anyway?
ja. like you don't already have them schedueled in your tivo :smilie4:

[Busyman]

I wouldn't "non-sequitur" if the comment didn't fit which yours certainly was.

A fellow co-worker of mine downloaded to his work laptop (he's a dumbass) a lady getting a banged by dog. About 8 of us saw it.

So because we all saw it do you have another dumbass comment to make?:rolleyes:
Oh,ffs, you were wrong about the logic/grammar/whatever there, with baz's crabs. That comment, and the ones I've made here weren't illogical, but not very serious either.

But, before this escalates or degenerates into another argument, I'll just say I'm sorry. I forgot I wasn't taking the piss out of someone like manker or cheese, who would have taken it the way it was intended.

I made a joke at your expense, sorry. And when you went something like "I know you are but what am I" instead of responding like I would have expected, I did the same thing. I really should have known better.

Lighten up, already.

One question tho', a woman being shagged by a dog was "aight"?:blink:
Meaning I wasn't about to throw-up and I could deal with it.

It's all sick but the woman sucking dog dick and fella banging the pony triggered the uncontrollable response of yacking.

Don't do the I'm sorry stuff. After all this time I really do know that it is the typa humor you put across. Actually it's all the time.

(plus for the 1st time, I'm actually feeling the Percocets I'm taking)

[Busyman]

Damn I hope not.

They'll probably give it an Oscar just to make history.:dry:



Perhaps they will give it an Oscar because they think it is a good film?
Nah. If it's a good love story, those are a dime-o-dozen. It will because it's a good story and it's gay.:ermm:

[Snee]

Don't do the I'm sorry stuff. After all this time I really do know that it is the typa humor you put across. Actually it's all the time.

(plus for the 1st time, I'm actually feeling the Percocets I'm taking)

I'd like to think I've got a wider repertioire than that.

Once, I did a pun :01:

Hope whatever it is you need pk's for gets sorted :unsure:

[Busyman]

Don't do the I'm sorry stuff. After all this time I really do know that it is the typa humor you put across. Actually it's all the time.

(plus for the 1st time, I'm actually feeling the Percocets I'm taking)

I'd like to think I've got a wider repertioire than that.

Once, I did a pun :01:

Hope whatever it is you need pk's for gets sorted :unsure:
ACL reconstrution, left knee.

Had it yesterday.

I haven't been taking my "pks" like I'm supposed to and my gf had me step up my dosage.

I don't like taking painkillers.

[Cheese]

Perhaps they will give it an Oscar because they think it is a good film? Nah. If it's a good love story, those are a dime-o-dozen. It will because it's a good story and it's gay.:ermm:

So a bit like when Denzel Washington and Halle Berry won Oscars?

[GepperRankins]

Nah. If it's a good love story, those are a dime-o-dozen. It will because it's a good story and it's gay.:ermm:

So a bit like when Denzel Washington and Halle Berry won Oscars?
no, they were bleck



the whole halle berry thing pissed me right off. it's no achievement for black people in general, bitch

[Busyman]

Nah. If it's a good love story, those are a dime-o-dozen. It will because it's a good story and it's gay.:ermm:

So a bit like when Denzel Washington and Halle Berry won Oscars?
They weren't gay.:unsure:

I don't think Halle Berry put up an Oscar winning performance. Denzel did.

Halle was just banged by Billy Bob and the scene had "shock value".

[enoughfakefiles]

Damn I hope not.

They'll probably give it an Oscar just to make history.:dry:

When are the Oscars anyway?
ja. like you don't already have them schedueled in your tivo :smilie4:

He's proberbly already downloaded the workprint version :smilie4:

[GepperRankins]

So a bit like when Denzel Washington and Halle Berry won Oscars?
They weren't gay.:unsure:

I don't think Halle Berry didn't put up an Oscar winning performance. Denzel did.

Halle was just banged by Billy Bob and the scene had "shock value".
the double negatives caused my brain to become unusable. back in 20 minutes while i restart

[Cheese]

So a bit like when Denzel Washington and Halle Berry won Oscars? no, they were bleck

They were? Are they not black anymore?:unsure:


They weren't gay.:unsure:
They weren't gay? They are gay now?:unsure:




Edit: Pedantic gits.

[Biggles]

The Oscars have become rather emotional in recent years. Find it a bit hard to take really but perhaps I am just getting grumpy in my old age.

[Busyman]

no, they were bleck

They were? Are they not black anymore?:unsure:


They weren't gay.:unsure:
They weren't gay? They are gay now?:unsure:
I don't know.

[Busyman]

ja. like you don't already have them schedueled in your tivo :smilie4:

He's proberbly already downloaded the workprint version :smilie4:
:lol: :lol:
Good one.

also gotta love the redneck spellin' of "probably".

[enoughfakefiles]

back in 20 minutes while i restart

Watch out for the Velociraptors dave :rolleyes:

[enoughfakefiles]

He's proberbly already downloaded the workprint version :smilie4:
:lol: :lol:
Good one.

also gotta love the redneck spellin' of "probably".

:O manker

[Busyman]

:lol: :lol:
Good one.

also gotta love the redneck spellin' of "probably".

:O manker
:angry:

[j2k4]

I have no interest in seeing Brokeback Mountain but have been paying attention to the media phenomenon it has become.

I have heard that it is basically about two cow-pokes (:lol:...sorry) who discover an irresistable though unintended attraction for each other.

Their relationship ultimately breaks up two families, which events are cinematically depicted with all due attention to the accompanying heartbreak and strife.

The ironic part is, if the protagonists were a male and female pursuing a heterosexual affair, it wouldn't be worth a hum-drum Thursday night TV movie.

Make them gay, add a cum-shot and we are awash in "Oscar" chatter.

A simple-enough formula, I guess...

[Busyman]

I have no interest in seeing Brokeback Mountain but have been paying attention to the media phenomenon it has become.

I have heard that it is basically about two cow-pokes (:lol:...sorry) who discover an irresistable though unintended attraction for each other.

Their relationship ultimately breaks up two families, which events are cinematically depicted with all due attention to the accompanying heartbreak and strife.

The ironic part is, if the protagonists were a male and female pursuing a heterosexual affair, it wouldn't be worth a hum-drum Thursday night TV movie.

Make them gay, add a cum-shot and we are awash in "Oscar" chatter.

A simple-enough formula, I guess...
Eggszacklee.:ermm:

[GepperRankins]

hate to agree with j2 and busyman. but you're right :dabs:

[GepperRankins]

i mean like really hate to agree, but

[j2k4]

i mean like really hate to agree, but

Don't fret, that's a good sign.

How do you take your baby; rare, or well done? :dry:

[Snee]

I have no interest in seeing Brokeback Mountain but have been paying attention to the media phenomenon it has become.

I have heard that it is basically about two cow-pokes (:lol:...sorry) who discover an irresistable though unintended attraction for each other.

Their relationship ultimately breaks up two families, which events are cinematically depicted with all due attention to the accompanying heartbreak and strife.

The ironic part is, if the protagonists were a male and female pursuing a heterosexual affair, it wouldn't be worth a hum-drum Thursday night TV movie.

Make them gay, add a cum-shot and we are awash in "Oscar" chatter.

A simple-enough formula, I guess...

Left out the eating of pudding, but still a good post.

[GepperRankins]

i mean like really hate to agree, but

Don't fret, that's a good sign.

How do you take your baby; rare, or well done? :dry:
i like to wait 'til it commits a crime before killing it :snooty:

[Biggles]

I have no interest in seeing Brokeback Mountain but have been paying attention to the media phenomenon it has become.

I have heard that it is basically about two cow-pokes (:lol:...sorry) who discover an irresistable though unintended attraction for each other.

Their relationship ultimately breaks up two families, which events are cinematically depicted with all due attention to the accompanying heartbreak and strife.

The ironic part is, if the protagonists were a male and female pursuing a heterosexual affair, it wouldn't be worth a hum-drum Thursday night TV movie.

Make them gay, add a cum-shot and we are awash in "Oscar" chatter.

A simple-enough formula, I guess...


Perhaps. :unsure:

Young Hannah McGill of the Glasgow Herald gave it a good review and generally I have found that she has sound judgement on the movie front. So there is a fair chance it is a good movie.

The Oscars could of course go for a family movie like The Chronicles of Narnia (which Hannah also highly recommended) - not sure how Holywood is on family movies these days though.

[Busyman]

I have no interest in seeing Brokeback Mountain but have been paying attention to the media phenomenon it has become.

I have heard that it is basically about two cow-pokes (:lol:...sorry) who discover an irresistable though unintended attraction for each other.

Their relationship ultimately breaks up two families, which events are cinematically depicted with all due attention to the accompanying heartbreak and strife.

The ironic part is, if the protagonists were a male and female pursuing a heterosexual affair, it wouldn't be worth a hum-drum Thursday night TV movie.

Make them gay, add a cum-shot and we are awash in "Oscar" chatter.

A simple-enough formula, I guess...


Perhaps. :unsure:

Young Hannah McGill of the Glasgow Herald gave it a good review and generally I have found that she has sound judgement on the movie front. So there is a fair chance it is a good movie.

The Oscars could of course go for a family movie like The Chronicles of Narnia (which Hannah also highly recommended) - not sure how Holywood is on family movies these days though.
Personally I couldn't care what critics think.

I don't really like "heart-warming love stories" so this movie is definitely not one I'd care about.

On a different note, I did like the Chronicles Of Narnia no more than I liked LOTR. It was snazzy with the special effects but was also a snorefest.

[Biggles]

Perhaps. :unsure:

Young Hannah McGill of the Glasgow Herald gave it a good review and generally I have found that she has sound judgement on the movie front. So there is a fair chance it is a good movie.

The Oscars could of course go for a family movie like The Chronicles of Narnia (which Hannah also highly recommended) - not sure how Holywood is on family movies these days though.
Personally I couldn't care what critics think.

I don't really like "heart-warming love stories" so this movie is definitely not one I'd care about.

On a different note, I did like the Chronicles Of Narnia no more than I liked LOTR. It was snazzy with the special effects but was also a snorefest.


I would agree about critics - most appear to be more interested in demonstrating how witty they are without regard for either movie or viewer. I like Hannah because she does try to sort the wheat from the chaff and help people find stuff worth watching.

[j2k4]

How do you take your baby; rare, or well done? :dry:
i like to wait 'til it commits a crime before killing it :snooty:

That appears to be a can of worms you are fondling, Dave.

Leave it where you found it.

[GepperRankins]

i like to wait 'til it commits a crime before killing it :snooty:

That appears to be a can of worms you are fondling, Dave.

Leave it where you found it.
hehehehe :happy:

[sArA]

Went to see this movie on Saturday night. No cumshot :(

I thought it was a really good film, great scenery, cute guys snogging...what more could a girl ask for?

The film imo was able to show that love is love and the sex of those involved is not relevant. I think the guys were portrayed as pretty much straight/bi but that they had to keep their relationship secret for fear of repercussions in red-neck USA particularly at that time. It was nice that neither guy was effeminate or obviously gay (I dislike mincers).

Funny, but the cinema was packed. 2 different camps so to speak... guys in pairs or groups or hetero (appearing) couples.

[MagicNakor]

Is it recommendable? Most people I've talked to say it is, but might be more of a renter.

Then again, I'd be downloading it once it's available to do so... no cinema around here would play it. :P

:shuriken:

[sArA]

I think that the scenery would be lost on the small screen but the story itself would not be diminished. Highly recommended film though.

[manker]

Went to see this movie on Saturday night. No cumshot Feck, muchspl (aka Busyman) was rodding :o


You saw it here first, on FST, the first successful merkin rod.

[Snee]

Btw, are any cumshots ever necessary?

[Barbarossa]

Btw, are any cumshots ever necessary?

Yes, otherwise male pron stars will spontaneously combust. :unsure:

[Snee]

That's why god invented lesbians.

[Barbarossa]

That does kind of make sense. :blink:

[j2k4]

I think that the scenery would be lost on the small screen but the story itself would not be diminished. Highly recommended film though.

Why, exactly?

And what would your comment (if any) be as to it's Oscar-worthiness? :huh:

[Cheese]

I think that the scenery would be lost on the small screen but the story itself would not be diminished. Highly recommended film though.
Why, exactly?



I suppose because you'd be able to see the visuals better on a big screen.

[Busyman]

Why, exactly?



I suppose because you'd be able to see the visuals better on a big screen.
That's why it's highly recommended?:blink:

[Cheese]

I suppose because you'd be able to see the visuals better on a big screen. That's why it's highly recommended?:blink:

Yeah, the joke worked better in my head.:(

[sArA]

Recommended because it is a beautifully understated and superbly acted study of the human condition. It is sensitive to the issues without being syrupy, and is predominantly about love not gratuitous homosexual titlation for the masses.

Better J2k4?

[Barbarossa]

Recommended because it is a beautifully understated and superbly acted study of the human condition. It is sensitive to the issues without being syrupy, and is predominantly about love not gratuitous homosexual titlation for the masses.

Better J2k4?

Are there any explosions in it? :huh:

Big explosions > Beautifully understated and superbly acted study of the human condition

:dabs:

[manker]

Since when has male homosexuality titilated the masses.


I mean, really :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

Certainly not alot since Larry Grayson's Generation Game :dabs:

[Busyman]

Recommended because it is a beautifully understated and superbly acted study of the human condition. It is sensitive to the issues without being syrupy, and is predominantly about love not gratuitous homosexual titlation for the masses.

Better J2k4?

Are there any explosions in it? :huh:

Big explosions > Beautifully understated and superbly acted study of the human condition

:dabs:
It's in the thread title, Barbara...so yeah. :ermm:

[Barbarossa]

:D That's not what I meant.

Anyway, Sara said she didn't see any sex-wee at the cinema.

(At least not in the film :sick: )

[Busyman]

:D That's not what I meant.

Anyway, Sara said she didn't see any sex-wee at the cinema.

(At least not in the film :sick: )
muchpl3 went to the unrated director's special edition cut of the movie at Joe's Feel Good Cinema.

You get to it by going through the special door in the back of Joe's Feel Good Video Store....so I've heard.:ermm:

[manker]

Ya, I've heard that about muchspl.

He gets through a lot of 'special back doors'.

[Busyman]

Ya, I've heard that about muchspl.

He gets through a lot of 'special back doors'.
....in Joe's Feel Good..no doubt.

[Busyman]

I think there was probably a jizz shot in the movie when sara..excuse me, sArA saw it but she just wasn't paying up-close special attention like muchpl3 was.:ermm:

[Cheese]

she just wasn't paying up-close special attention like muchpl3 was.:ermm:
Don't be mean to your sock puppet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_sock_puppet) account.:no:

[manker]

I think there was probably a jizz shot in the movie when sara..excuse me, sArA saw it but she just wasn't paying up-close special attention like muchpl3 was.:ermm:You know, I'm thinking they could both be right, Sara and much.

Sara didn't see a jizz shot in the movie she saw in the cinema - because there wasn't one. While muchspl really did see jizz trickling down Gyllenhaal's bare arse on his monitor, because it was the real deal :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

Yes. In which case :-


I didn't need to see white jizz dripping out of gyllenthal's ass.

You probably should have used a sock then. :dabs:

[Busyman]

I think there was probably a jizz shot in the movie when sara..excuse me, sArA saw it but she just wasn't paying up-close special attention like muchpl3 was.:ermm:You know, I'm thinking they could both be right, Sara and much.

Sara didn't see a jizz shot in the movie she saw in the cinema - because there wasn't one. While muchspl really did see jizz trickling down Gyllenhaal's bare arse on his monitor, because it was the real deal :dabs:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[sArA]

manker....oh you can be sooooo tiresome :dry: bored again huh? Go and do some number crunching or suduko or somat....rod rod rod.....don't you get weary sometimes?

Obviously, I was refering to the lack titilation for the homosexual or (curious) masses (such as yourself). I think there are sufficient numbers of people with such proclivities to be considered en masse so to speak. Besides, as it has been marketed as 'explicit' (yeah right) then considering its success in attracting large audiences, one can (rightly or wrongly yeah yeah manker) assume that one of the reasons for high attendance was a possiblility of a bit o gay pron thinly disguised as a mass audience mainstream film. This turns out to be completely unfounded thus lacking in titilation for the masses.......phew....rising to manker's rodding is such an exercise in precision writing it makes me wonder if he is one of those wannabe Drill Sergeant types......

As the movie here is rated 15, perhaps this is why there was no cum shot. I will await the directors cut.

[manker]

manker....oh you can be sooooo tiresome :dry: bored again huh? Go and do some number crunching or suduko or somat....rod rod rod.....don't you get weary sometimes?

Obviously, I was refering to the lack titilation for the homosexual or (curious) masses (such as yourself). I think there are sufficient numbers of people with such proclivities to be considered en masse so to speak. Besides, as it has been marketed as 'explicit' (yeah right) then considering its success in attracting large audiences, one can (rightly or wrongly yeah yeah manker) assume that one of the reasons for high attendance was a possiblility of a bit o gay pron thinly disguised as a mass audience mainstream film. This turns out to be completely unfounded thus lacking in titilation for the masses.......phew....rising to manker's rodding is such an exercise in precision writing it makes me wonder if he is one of those wannabe Drill Sergeant types......

As the movie here is rated 15, perhaps this is why there was no cum shot. I will await the directors cut.'The masses' traditionally refers to the common people - all of them, like.

What you wrote was pish, but don't let that stop you taking pride in it.


:dabs:

[Busyman]

I will await the directors cut.
PM muchpl3.

He'll shoot it right to ya.

[sArA]

manker....oh you can be sooooo tiresome :dry: bored again huh? Go and do some number crunching or suduko or somat....rod rod rod.....don't you get weary sometimes?

Obviously, I was refering to the lack titilation for the homosexual or (curious) masses (such as yourself). I think there are sufficient numbers of people with such proclivities to be considered en masse so to speak. Besides, as it has been marketed as 'explicit' (yeah right) then considering its success in attracting large audiences, one can (rightly or wrongly yeah yeah manker) assume that one of the reasons for high attendance was a possiblility of a bit o gay pron thinly disguised as a mass audience mainstream film. This turns out to be completely unfounded thus lacking in titilation for the masses.......phew....rising to manker's rodding is such an exercise in precision writing it makes me wonder if he is one of those wannabe Drill Sergeant types......

As the movie here is rated 15, perhaps this is why there was no cum shot. I will await the directors cut.'The masses' traditionally refers to the common people - all of them, like.

What you wrote was pish, but don't let that stop you taking pride in it.


:dabs:


teh bollocks dear...


feckin manker :dry:

[manker]

'The masses' traditionally refers to the common people - all of them, like.

What you wrote was pish, but don't let that stop you taking pride in it.


:dabs:


teh bollocks dear...


feckin manker :dry:Then Google (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=define%3A+the+masses&btnG=Search) it. I just did to make sure that what I wrote was correct.

If you choose to do likewise, then you'll find that it isn't bollocks, but quite correct.

I wasn't rodding, just passing a comment, you wanna make yourself look like an arse by continuing to insist that what I wrote is bollocks, please don't let me stop you - for I don't mind in the slightest :)

[Proper Bo]

:handbags:

[manker]

:schnauz:

[Proper Bo]

have you done a dave again today, or has postage been achieved?:unsure:

[sArA]

shut up you bored accountant....

Googling is for the masses....ffs.

I never look an arse because I maintain my dignity.....:snooty:

Besides, I am in the fortunate position of being able to re-interpret anything I like provided that I can justify my re-usage of a concept....My innovative and original use of Denzin's Interpretive Interactionism in research analysis is a case in point. In this case, to take a technique and to re-interpret and re-position its original stance in order to utilise some of its methods whilst rejecting others, was seen as a significant contribution to research methodological theory.....

Therefore, if I want to re-interpret the meaning of 'masses' for the purposes of maintaining my original stance and without having to back down I will do....ner ner ne ner ner :lol:

[manker]

shut up you bored accountant....

Googling is for the masses....ffs.

I never look an arse because I maintain my dignity.....:snooty:

Besides, I am in the fortunate position of being able to re-interpret anything I like provided that I can justify my re-usage of a concept....My innovative and original use of Denzin's Interpretive Interactionism in research analysis is a case in point. In this case, to take a technique and to re-interpret and re-position its original stance in order to utilise some of its methods whilst rejecting others, was seen as a significant contribution to research methodological theory.....

Therefore, if I want to re-interpret the meaning of 'masses' for the purposes of maintaining my original stance and without having to back down I will do....ner ner ne ner ner :lol::lol:

I shall maintain my original ':schnauz:' position.

[manker]

have you done a dave again today, or has postage been achieved?:unsure:It's in the postage tray ftw :01:

[Proper Bo]

have you done a dave again today, or has postage been achieved?:unsure:It's in the postage tray ftw :01:

:lookaroun

[ziggyjuarez]

What are you sending?

[Proper Bo]

drugs and money

[ziggyjuarez]

Gay porn then?
Or gay 24 discS?

[sArA]

[QUOTE=sArA]shut up you bored accountant....



I shall maintain my original ':schnauz:' position.


And what does the chinaman moustache smilie mean according to your interpretation?

[Proper Bo]

racist:dabs:

[ziggyjuarez]

[QUOTE=manker]


And what does the chinaman moustache smilie mean according to your interpretation?
:O Racist!!!

[manker]

And what does the chinaman moustache smilie mean according to your interpretation?Why do you think he's a Chinaman :huh:

[Proper Bo]

cause she's a racialist:dabs:

[Barbarossa]

And what does the chinaman moustache smilie mean according to your interpretation?Why do you think he's a Chinaman :huh:

:schnauz:

slanty eyes, yellow skin, chopsticks and no body hair.

It's so obviously a chinaman. :dabs:

[Blythorama]

Why do you think he's a Chinaman :huh:

:schnauz:

slanty eyes, yellow skin, chopsticks and no body hair.

It's so obviously a chinaman. :dabs:


It's an Italian wine waiter with jaundice. Christ....:blink:

[Proper Bo]

racist:dabs:

[sArA]

I used it as a descriptive and formally withdraw and apologise for any comment that I may have made that could be regarded as racist in any way....

fecking Martians :dry:

[Blythorama]

:schnauz:

slanty eyes, yellow skin, chopsticks and no body hair.

It's so obviously a chinaman. :dabs:


It's an Italian wine waiter with jaundice. Christ....:blink:


Sorry. Its an Italian wine waiter with jaundice, alopecia and downs-syndrome.

What's racist about that?

[Yogs]

Sometimes I find weeks have gone by I get so self absorbed.

http://allthingshawaiian.com/lurkah/graphics/narcissus.jpg

But I'm worth it!:lol:

[j2k4]

Recommended because it is a beautifully understated and superbly acted study of the human condition. It is sensitive to the issues without being syrupy, and is predominantly about love not gratuitous homosexual titlation for the masses.

Better J2k4?

Not really.

Love, the "human condition", great acting, cinematography...

I don't have enough fingers and toes (even if I borrow yours) to count the movies I've seen having all of those qualities in spades, but are nonetheless not Oscar-worthy owing to the subject, which, no matter how well-treated or executed, has been done to death.

Add the gay "sub-plot" and voila?

Pish, I say. ;)

[DorisInsinuate]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8071/edit44qa.gif

[Proper Bo]

rolf

[DorisInsinuate]

Stolen from b3ta, by the way.

[Busyman]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8071/edit44qa.gif
:lol: :lol:

[Afronaut]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8071/edit44qa.gif

SPOILER!!!!!


:angry:

[Busyman]

Well folks....4 Golden Globe Awards.:ermm:

Picture, Drama
Director: Ang Lee
Screenplay: Larry McMurtry and Diana Ossana
Original Song: "A Love That Will Never Grow Old," Gustavo Santaolalla and Bernie Taupin

[Cheese]

I hope Brokeback Mountain wins every Oscar. Even categories it shouldn't really win like Best Actress or Best Animated Short Not Featuring Gay Cowboys. At the end Ang Lee should get his actors to all have a massive gay orgy and Tom Cruise can finally come out of the closet and join in with all the other flaming faggots that Hollywood employs. "Year of the Queer" they'll call it, and all the homophobes will spontaneously combust or (more likely) turn gay themselves. Then there won't be anyone to breed with our women and the human race will become extinct and crash into the sun.

Or "Capote" looks quite good ftw, I always liked his books.

[Busyman]

I hope Brokeback Mountain wins every Oscar. Even categories it shouldn't really win like Best Actress or Best Animated Short Not Featuring Gay Cowboys. At the end Ang Lee should get his actors to all have a massive gay orgy and Tom Cruise can finally come out of the closet and join in with all the other flaming faggots that Hollywood employs. "Year of the Queer" they'll call it, and all the homophobes will spontaneously combust or (more likely) turn gay themselves. Then there won't be anyone to breed with our women and the human race will become extinct and crash into the sun.

Or "Capote" looks quite good ftw, I always liked his books.
It's a gay love story. It could have been just a love story and it would suck.

After seeing a movies like Million Dollar Baby and Ray, I can't believe this movie being Oscar worthy.:ermm:

[Cheese]

I hope Brokeback Mountain wins every Oscar. Even categories it shouldn't really win like Best Actress or Best Animated Short Not Featuring Gay Cowboys. At the end Ang Lee should get his actors to all have a massive gay orgy and Tom Cruise can finally come out of the closet and join in with all the other flaming faggots that Hollywood employs. "Year of the Queer" they'll call it, and all the homophobes will spontaneously combust or (more likely) turn gay themselves. Then there won't be anyone to breed with our women and the human race will become extinct and crash into the sun.

Or "Capote" looks quite good ftw, I always liked his books. It's a gay love story. It could have been just a love story and it would suck.

After seeing a movies like Million Dollar Baby and Ray, I can't this movie being Oscar worthy.:ermm:
Have you seen Brokeback Mountain then?

I haven't seen Million Dollar Baby yet but I hear it only won an Oscar because of the conspiracy in Hollywood to promote euthanasia.

[Busyman]

It's a gay love story. It could have been just a love story and it would suck.

After seeing a movies like Million Dollar Baby and Ray, I can't this movie being Oscar worthy.:ermm:
Have you seen Brokeback Mountain then?

I haven't seen Million Dollar Baby yet but I hear it only won an Oscar because of the conspiracy in Hollywood to promote euthanasia.
Nope haven't seen it.

The euthanasia bit in MDB is near the end. The movie is mostly full of boxing.

It's not about euthanasia.

[Cheese]

Have you seen Brokeback Mountain then?

I haven't seen Million Dollar Baby yet but I hear it only won an Oscar because of the conspiracy in Hollywood to promote euthanasia. Nope haven't seen it.

The euthanasia bit in MDB is near the end. The movie is mostly full of boxing.

It's not about euthanasia.
It's a Right To Die movie cleverly disguised as a female Rocky. Least that's what I heard.

I'm not going to watch it to find out for sure though.

[Busyman]

Nope haven't seen it.

The euthanasia bit in MDB is near the end. The movie is mostly full of boxing.

It's not about euthanasia.
It's a Right To Die movie cleverly disguised as a female Rocky. Least that's what I heard.

I'm not going to watch it to find out for sure though.
Really? The right-to-die part is at the end.

She's goes through, convincing Clint to train her, there are gym antics, she whips ass, then in her title fight, fucking dirty bitch sucker punches her.

In contrast, Brokeback seems to be a gay love story...and that is what the entire movie is about.;)

[Cheese]

It's a Right To Die movie cleverly disguised as a female Rocky. Least that's what I heard.

I'm not going to watch it to find out for sure though. Really? The right-to-die part is at the end.

She's goes through, convincing Clint to train her, there are gym antics, she whips ass, then in her title fight, fucking dirty bitch sucker punches her.

In contrast, Brokeback seems to be a gay love story...and that is what the entire movie is about.;)

Well, until you watch it you won't know for sure what the entire movie is about. Just as I won't know for sure what the hell Million Dollar Baby is about by watching trailers (which are apparently misleading) or reading critics reviews (which are apparently shit).

I'll watch Million Dollar Baby if you'll watch Brokeback Mountain.:ermm:

[Cheese]

I'll watch Million Dollar Baby if you'll watch Brokeback Mountain.:ermm:

Of course, if you do go to see it you will have to be careful none of your mates see you and think you have caught gay. Similarily I will have to be careful none of my elderly or sick relatives see me renting out Million Dollar Baby and think I am going to mercy-kill them.

[manker]

Busy has got the best deal because Clint Eastwood was once in a film with 'Fist' in the title.

So your elderly relatives will probably think you're gay and that you're going to euthanize them :dabs:

[Busyman]

Really? The right-to-die part is at the end.

She's goes through, convincing Clint to train her, there are gym antics, she whips ass, then in her title fight, fucking dirty bitch sucker punches her.

In contrast, Brokeback seems to be a gay love story...and that is what the entire movie is about.;)

Well, until you watch it you won't know for sure what the entire movie is about. Just as I won't know for sure what the hell Million Dollar Baby is about by watching trailers (which are apparently misleading) or reading critics reviews (which are apparently shit).

I'll watch Million Dollar Baby if you'll watch Brokeback Mountain.:ermm:
Guess won't be watchin' Million Dollar Baby then.:P

I'll probably watch BBM eventually on cable one day but it will only because of hype.

Do you normally watch love stories?

One can go to imdb.com to find out what an entire movie is about. I bet that BBM sans the gay part doesn't even sound interesting to the average joe.

Imagine a love story set on a ranch in the 60's between a man and a woman.
Hot shit.:ermm:

Now instead shoot in forbidden male gay love. Mind you, if it was women, the hoopla would have been just as small.

Had MDB's Hilary Swank gotten better and walked out that hospital, I would have still loved the movie.

[Busyman]

I'll watch Million Dollar Baby if you'll watch Brokeback Mountain.:ermm:

Of course, if you do go to see it you will have to be careful none of your mates see you and think you have caught gay. Similarily I will have to be careful none of my elderly or sick relatives see me renting out Million Dollar Baby and think I am going to mercy-kill them.
Tbh, they would think it odd I went to watch any love story.

It's a cultural thing I guess.

Ya see, me and the fellas don't hit the movies to see romantic dramas. :dabs:

[Busyman]

Busy has got the best deal because Clint Eastwood was once in a film with 'Fist' in the title.

So your elderly relatives will probably think you're gay and that you're going to euthanize them :dabs:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Now that's got me really LingOL!

[Cheese]

Imagine a love story set on a ranch in the 60's between a man and a woman.
Hot shit.:ermm:


Imagine Romeo and Juliet without the families warring. Imagine North and South without the class conflict of the two central characters. Imagine Guess Who's Coming To Dinner where a white woman brings a white man home. Seems stupid to take the element of conflict that the writer or director is trying to tell their story against, you wouldn't take out the scenery.

[Cheese]

One can go to imdb.com to find out what an entire movie is about.

Seriously, I hope that is a rod. You need to watch a movie before you can attempt to know what it is about, not read the reviews of a bunch of thirteen year olds.

[Busyman]

One can go to imdb.com to find out what an entire movie is about.

Seriously, I hope that is a rod. You need to watch a movie before you can attempt to know what it is about, not read the reviews of a bunch of thirteen year olds.
The movie synopsis? :huh:

[Cheese]

Do you normally watch love stories?


Does porn count?

[Busyman]

Imagine a love story set on a ranch in the 60's between a man and a woman.
Hot shit.:ermm:


Imagine Romeo and Juliet without the families warring. Imagine North and South without the class conflict of the two central characters. Imagine Guess Who's Coming To Dinner where a white woman brings a white man home. Seems stupid to take the element of conflict that the writer or director is trying to tell their story against, you wouldn't take out the scenery.
Ahhh...so what's the conflict in BBM?

I know what it is and that's what the movie is about.

[Busyman]

Do you normally watch love stories?


Does porn count?
No. Plus I'm referring to longer than 5 minutes.

[Cheese]

Seriously, I hope that is a rod. You need to watch a movie before you can attempt to know what it is about, not read the reviews of a bunch of thirteen year olds. The movie synopsis? :huh:
Where's that on IMDB? There's a plot summary, which I've spoilered below so as not to spoil the film for all the people who want to watch it with all the details it reveals.



Plot Summary for
Brokeback Mountain (2005 (http://www.imdb.com/Sections/Years/2005))

A raw, powerful story of two young men, a Wyoming ranch hand and a rodeo cowboy, who meet in the summer of 1963 sheepherding in the harsh, high grasslands of contemporary Wyoming and form an unorthodox yet life-long bond--by turns ecstatic, bitter and conflicted.

Summary written by Larry McMurtry and Diana Ossana (http://www.imdb.com/SearchPlotWriters?Larry%20McMurtry%20and%20Diana%20Ossana)
The new film from Academy Award-nominated director Ang Lee (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000487/). An epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love.

[Busyman]

The movie synopsis? :huh:
Where's that on IMDB? There's a plot summary, which I've spoilered below so as not to spoil the film with all the details it reveals.



Plot Summary for
Brokeback Mountain (2005 (http://www.imdb.com/Sections/Years/2005))

A raw, powerful story of two young men, a Wyoming ranch hand and a rodeo cowboy, who meet in the summer of 1963 sheepherding in the harsh, high grasslands of contemporary Wyoming and form an unorthodox yet life-long bond--by turns ecstatic, bitter and conflicted.

Summary written by Larry McMurtry and Diana Ossana (http://www.imdb.com/SearchPlotWriters?Larry%20McMurtry%20and%20Diana%20Ossana)
The new film from Academy Award-nominated director Ang Lee (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000487/). An epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love.

You just spoilered it. :dabs:

[Cheese]

Fixed.

Interestingly, the Million Dollar Baby "synopsis" makes no reference to the murder sub-plot.

[Busyman]

Fixed.

Interestingly, the Million Dollar Baby "synopsis" makes no reference to the murder sub-plot.
Funny enough, that ain't what the movie is about.

Mind you I hadn't read either synopsis 'till you posted BBM's

[Cheese]

Fixed.

Interestingly, the Million Dollar Baby "synopsis" makes no reference to the murder sub-plot. Funny enough, that ain't what the movie is about.



One can go to imdb.com to find out what an entire movie is about.

:ermm:

[Busyman]

Funny enough, that ain't what the movie is about.



One can go to imdb.com to find out what an entire movie is about.

:ermm:
From imdb...


Yet, they both face a battle that will demand more heart and courage than any they've ever known.


So it has to give away everything?:dry:

[Cheese]

One can go to imdb.com to find out what an entire movie is about.
:ermm: From imdb...


Yet, they both face a battle that will demand more heart and courage than any they've ever known.

So it has to give away everything?:dry:

That was my point originally, with reference to BBM:


Well, until you watch it you won't know for sure what the entire movie is about.

:blink:

[Cheese]

Anyhow, there is a version on Torrentspy: http://ts.searching.com/torrent/515984/Brokeback_Mountain_LiMiTED_DVDSCR_XviD_DoNE

And, as we were discussing it, a version came up on Torrentbytes: http://www.torrentbytes.net/details.php?id=13495

I'll post a NZB as soon as one comes up.

No excuses now, you have the spare time. I'm going to find a copy of Million Dollar Baby.

[Busyman]

:ermm: From imdb...


Yet, they both face a battle that will demand more heart and courage than any they've ever known.

So it has to give away everything?:dry:

That was my point originally, with reference to BBM:


Well, until you watch it you won't know for sure what the entire movie is about.

:blink:
You are fishing and nit-picking.

If the plot summary doesn't say that one of the cowboys (when he was younger) gets buttfucked by his uncle in a flashback, that doesn't make it what the movie is about.

People can find out what a movie is about without seeing it.:dry:

[Busyman]

Anyhow, there is a version on Torrentspy: http://ts.searching.com/torrent/515984/Brokeback_Mountain_LiMiTED_DVDSCR_XviD_DoNE

And, as we were discussing it, a version came up on Torrentbytes: http://www.torrentbytes.net/details.php?id=13495

I'll post a NZB as soon as one comes up.

No excuses now, you have the spare time. I'm going to find a copy of Million Dollar Baby.
I don't have Bittorent on this computer.

Furthermore, I know what the movie is about just like you know what MDB is about.

Because you know what it's about you can decide whether the subject matter interests you or not.

A gay cowboy love story doesn't interest me.

If a female Rocky story interests you, go for it.

[Cheese]

People can find out what a movie is about without seeing it.:dry:

But can they form a valid opinion on whether it deserves to win an Oscar just by believing they know what it is about?

[Cheese]

A gay cowboy love story does interest me.



Cool, I'll see if I can find a Kazaa verified for you.

[Busyman]

People can find out what a movie is about without seeing it.:dry:

But can they form a valid opinion on whether it deserves to win an Oscar just by believing they know what it is about?
That's up to them.

Opinions and all o that

[manker]

You are fishing and nit-picking.Yeah, Chebus.

Would you quit with the valid points and crushing counter arguments.

Busy's got a bad leg and all.

[Barbarossa]

You are fishing and nit-picking.Yeah, Chebus.

Would you quit with the valid points and crushing counter arguments.

Busy's got a bad leg and all.

Yeah, and just in case anyone was likely to forget, he keeps bumping this thread (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?p=1239697) :gunsmilie

[Busyman]

You are fishing and nit-picking.Yeah, Chebus.

Would you quit with the valid points and crushing counter arguments.

Busy's got a bad leg and all.
Yeah cut that shit out.

Movie synopses don't tell what a movie is about. :dabs:

[manker]

Noice pluralisation :happy:

[Cheese]

But can they form a valid opinion on whether it deserves to win an Oscar just by believing they know what it is about? That's up to them.

Opinions and all o that
Of course, but could they construct a sound argument against a film receiving an Oscar based on what they have heard about it from secondary sources? Do they look just a tad foolish making comments like "I can't believe this movie being Oscar worthy.:ermm:" when they have no idea what the artistic content of the film is but rather just a vague notion of what it is about.

Sure, anyone can say they don't like the sound of a film, I do it all the time. I don't like the sound of MDB but until I see it I won't be commenting on its Oscar worthiness. And here's the shocker, I don't like the sound of Brokeback Mountain either. Cowboys? Mountains? 1960's? Gays? Fuck that, I want to watch people get blown away (in a 24 sense, obviously). But until I watch it (if ever), I'll hold my tongue as to its quality. For all I know it could be the greatest story ever told (ha!).

Hell, if I watched it I might end up agreeing with the idea that it is only winning awards because Hollywood is having a "Year of the Queer". But that won't be until I watch it...ugh.

[Busyman]

That's up to them.

Opinions and all o that
Of course, but could they construct a sound argument against a film receiving an Oscar based on what they have heard about it from secondary sources? Do they look just a tad foolish making comments like "I can't believe this movie being Oscar worthy.:ermm:" when they have no idea what the artistic content of the film is but rather just a vague notion of what it is about.

Sure, anyone can say they don't like the sound of a film, I do it all the time. I don't like the sound of MDB but until I see it I won't be commenting on its Oscar worthiness. And here's the shocker, I don't like the sound of Brokeback Mountain either. Cowboys? Mountains? 1960's? Gays? Fuck that, I want to watch people get blown away (in a 24 sense, obviously). But until I watch it (if ever), I'll hold my tongue as to its quality. For all I know it could be the greatest story ever told (ha!).

Hell, if I watched it I might end up agreeing with the idea that it is only winning awards because Hollywood is having a "Year of the Queer". But that won't be until I watch it...ugh.
Ok looky here see.....

The basic subject matter of BBM make it so it can't be Oscar worthy to me...and when I say that, I mean Best Picture.

The individual acting performances may be great...:mellow:

[Busyman]

Noice pluralisation :happy:
My bad.:happy: Corrected.

[Cheese]

The basic subject matter of BBM make it so it can't be Oscar worthy to me...and when I say that, I mean Best Picture.

The basic subject matter to you is? Love? Homosexuality?

[muchspl3]

how the hell did this get to 6 pages

[Busyman]

how the hell did this get to 6 pages
Busyman and friends.

[Gripper]

Spam

[manker]

how the hell did this get to 6 pages
Busyman and friends.
Rod :dry:

[sArA]

Busyman and friends.
Rod :dry:


Who's Rod? :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

Rod :dry:

Who's Rod? :unsure:


rodoff, rodnoob:snooty:


:schnauz:

[ziggyjuarez]

Downloaded it.Might watch it l8ER.I hope no guys kiss :x

[Gripper]

Downloaded it.Might watch it l8ER.I hope no guys kiss :x
:lol: :lol: :lol: :naughty: No wanking to the sex scenes

[Busyman]

Downloaded it.Might watch it l8ER.I hope no guys kiss :x
:ermm:

[sArA]

Downloaded it.Might watch it l8ER.I hope no guys kiss :x


Of course they kiss, a full on mouth to mouth passionate rough and ready snog.......:naughty:

[Busyman]

Downloaded it.Might watch it l8ER.I hope no guys kiss :x


Of course they kiss, a full on mouth to mouth passionate rough and ready snog.......:naughty:
I think I'll skip the hype and forget this movie for the time being.

Seeing men kiss makes me yack.:sick:

[manker]

Of course they kiss, a full on mouth to mouth passionate rough and ready snog.......:naughty:
I think I'll skip the hype and forget this movie for the time being.

Seeing men kiss makes me jack.:sick::smilie4:

[enoughfakefiles]

I think I'll skip the hype and forget this movie for the time being.

Seeing men kiss makes me jack.:sick::smilie4:

:O

[Busyman]

I think I'll skip the hype and forget this movie for the time being.

Seeing men kiss makes me jack.:sick::smilie4:
:lol: :lol: :lol: