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JPaul
01-14-2006, 12:10 AM
Does he have a genetically enhanced gub, or what.

It's twice as wide as a normal human being's and moves in about 17 different directions at the same time.

Still talks pish btw.

manker
01-14-2006, 12:16 AM
All the United fanzines I read and several of the songs that reverberate around the Stadium refer to him as the WGT (wonky gobbed toser).

Wonkly gob, because his mouth is wonky; tosser, because he's a bit of an arse.

JPaul
01-14-2006, 12:18 AM
All the United fanzines I read and several of the songs that reverberate around the Stadium refer to him as the WGT (wonky gobbed toser).

Wonkly gob, because his mouth is wonky; tosser, because he's a bit of an arse.
:lol: irl

Why do you relate tosser to arse btw :O Have you found your man g spot.

manker
01-14-2006, 12:24 AM
All the United fanzines I read and several of the songs that reverberate around the Stadium refer to him as the WGT (wonky gobbed toser).

Wonkly gob, because his mouth is wonky; tosser, because he's a bit of an arse.
:lol: irl

Why do you relate tosser to arse btw :O Have you found your man g spot.Feck, freudian or wot.

Busyman will be here in a minute, thumbarse thumbarse.

JPaul
01-14-2006, 12:44 AM
:lol: irl

Why do you relate tosser to arse btw :O Have you found your man g spot.Feck, freudian or wot.

Busyman will be here in a minute, thumbarse thumbarse.
At least you're not a wanker, you get the missus to stimulate it.

Which makes you a poove, in spite of it being an opposite secks thing.

Thank feck it was simpler when I was young(er).

S!X
01-14-2006, 12:46 AM
Franz Ferdinand? :unsure:

JPaul
01-14-2006, 12:49 AM
Franz Ferdinand? :unsure:
Yes, yes indeed, well done.

S!X
01-14-2006, 12:52 AM
Yes, yes indeed, well done.

Do ya, Do ya do ya wanna...
:lookaroun

manker
01-14-2006, 12:52 AM
Feck, freudian or wot.

Busyman will be here in a minute, thumbarse thumbarse.
At least you're not a wanker, you get the missus to stimulate it.

Which makes you a poove, in spite of it being an opposite secks thing.

Thank feck it was simpler when I was young(er).I think Bus head is of a similar age to you, n'est ce pas.

However, he has become increasing confused with matters of teh secks.

I find reading his take on the subject with one eyebrow firmly raised, right up until the end of the post, saves a lot of fecking about with uppage and downage.

JPaul
01-14-2006, 12:56 AM
I think he's nearer your age than mine (45) but I've never been able to confirm that coz I'm on his ignore list.

This and his self-confessed bestiality kind of confuses any reasonable apprisal.

Proper Bo
01-14-2006, 03:46 PM
rio= a bald cunt with wavey lips

(no longer works now he's got ghey hair:dabs:)

enoughfakefiles
01-14-2006, 03:53 PM
(no longer works now he's got ghey hair:dabs:)

He didn't work much today :pinch: