Tip Of The Day

[DorisInsinuate]

Makeup or nail polish remover dissolves buggering glue residue that gets left behind on stuff when you peel off stickers, glue remover does the same job but using that stuff would be just silly.

[Snee]

Yeah, 'cos it would be silly if you went out and bought that stuff when you already own something that works.

[DorisInsinuate]

I wear makeup because it makes me feel sophisticated :snooty:

[Snee]

Oh, I thought it was for the circus.

[DorisInsinuate]

I'm one of those yuppie clowns, with a mobile phone and a laptop.

[S!X]

Tip of The Day : Whens sins deep in my blood, you'll be the one to fall.

[Buffalo]

Tip Of The Day:
When you wake up tomorrow morning, Don't get up, go back to sleep till ya ready to get up :)

[Lilmiss]

i read a good one in one of those girly slagorfmenanddopointlessquiz mag things;

double up your bin bags, so you have one ready after taking out the trash.
:happy:

[twisterX]

its easier to use that 100 or 99% alcohol because not everyone has nail polish remover

[Lilmiss]

put clear nail varnish around the rim of your steel cans, to stop them rusting while sitting on the bathside. :happy:

[Lilmiss]

grind your green, instead of just using the buds.
stalks rawk too. :happy:

[Lilmiss]

never push your granny off a bus. :happy:


(t'is okey, i won't burst into song.)

[Lilmiss]

use a regular toothbrush softley, to get rid of those chapped lips. :happy:

[Lilmiss]

never trust a man in a polo neck. :happy:

[Lilmiss]

never trust a man wearing chainmail. :happy:

[Lilmiss]

never trust menfolk, in general. :happy:

[Lilmiss]

never trust the ramblings of a demented ho. :happy:

[Lilmiss]

never cough at an auction. :happy:

[Lilmiss]

never take luvdrugs, if ya know you're just gonna be sleeping with a skanky bitch. :happy:



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[Proper Bo]

never take luvdrugs, if ya know you're just gonna be sleeping with a skanky bitch. :happy:



:unsure:

define luvdrugs:unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

never take luvdrugs, if ya know you're just gonna be sleeping with a skanky bitch. :happy:



:unsure:

define luvdrugs:unsure:

Could these be the solid form of beer goggles :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

ooh those:rolleyes:

[Gripper]

Don't gargle Viagra it gives you a stiff neck

[enoughfakefiles]

Don't gargle Viagra it gives you a stiff neck

Put viagra drops in your eyes to make you look hard :schnauz:

[Lilmiss]

define luvdrugs:unsure:


e's. :lookaroun :unsure:

[Gripper]

Never expose your penis to CS gas

[enoughfakefiles]

Don't forget to switch off your TV set before you go to bed :lookaroun

[Gripper]

Don't forget to switch off your TV set before you go to bed :lookaroun
Remember when they used to wake you up when you came home pissed and decieded to watch the late night film...whooooweeeeewwoowoooo:O

[S!X]

grind your green, instead of just using the buds.
stalks rawk too. :happy:

POTHEAD. Go join celebs R us :snooty::dry:

[Dark Steno]

Tip of the day: Fuck you stupid hosting!

[Barbarossa]

Makeup or nail polish remover dissolves buggering glue residue that gets left behind on stuff when you peel off stickers, glue remover does the same job but using that stuff would be just silly.

I use blue-tack, it works great! :01:

True story.

[Blythorama]

Makeup or nail polish remover dissolves buggering glue residue that gets left behind on stuff when you peel off stickers, glue remover does the same job but using that stuff would be just silly.



WTF is buggering glue? And the residue?

I am concerned.....:blink:

[DorisInsinuate]

It's the left over sticky substance you're left with after buggery.

[Blythorama]

It's the left over sticky substance you're left with after buggery.

Ah. I see. Thank-you.

How's the dizziness?

[DorisInsinuate]

Still there :dabs: Am I supposed to cut out the caffeine or just cut down?

[Blythorama]

Cut down otherwise you'd get withdrawal symptoms. About time you saw a doctor about it though, young fellow! :nono:

[DorisInsinuate]

I have to like walk across a scary drawbridge to get to the doctors though lol

[Barbarossa]

I'm thinking about cutting down, but I'm worried I'm going to grind to a halt, like the tin man out of wizard of oz.

Wifey bought some caffeine-free tetley teabags the other day, but I can tell when she tries to sneak me one of them instead of my normal ones. :blink:

Also, I'd miss teh coca cola so very much. :(

Is caffeine really bad for you, i.e. will I live longer if I don't have caffeine, and more importantly, would it be worth it? :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

I have to like walk across a scary drawbridge to get to the doctors though lol

You should probably move house then. :dabs:

[Blythorama]

I'm thinking about cutting down, but I'm worried I'm going to grind to a halt, like the tin man out of wizard of oz.

Wifey bought some caffeine-free tetley teabags the other day, but I can tell when she tries to sneak me one of them instead of my normal ones. :blink:

Also, I'd miss teh coca cola so very much. :(

Is caffeine really bad for you, i.e. will I live longer if I don't have caffeine, and more importantly, would it be worth it? :dabs:


Yes it's bad for you, but I personally couldn't do without it.
Check what wikipedia says on the matter. I like the thought of caffeine psychosis. :shifty:

[Blythorama]

I have to like walk across a scary drawbridge to get to the doctors though lol


Wear blinkers. :blink:

[Gripper]

Whilst decorating the new house,I was drinking like a cup every 1/2 hour and at the end of the day I swear I was speeding,started grinding me teeth and all that stuff

[Barbarossa]

I'm thinking about cutting down, but I'm worried I'm going to grind to a halt, like the tin man out of wizard of oz.

Wifey bought some caffeine-free tetley teabags the other day, but I can tell when she tries to sneak me one of them instead of my normal ones. :blink:

Also, I'd miss teh coca cola so very much. :(

Is caffeine really bad for you, i.e. will I live longer if I don't have caffeine, and more importantly, would it be worth it? :dabs:


Yes it's bad for you, but I personally couldn't do without it.
Check what wikipedia says on the matter. I like the thought of caffeine psychosis. :shifty:

Wow, does it fuck up spiders, or what!!! :lol:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Caffeinated_spiderwebs.jpg

[Blythorama]

Whilst decorating the new house,I was drinking like a cup every 1/2 hour and at the end of the day I swear I was speeding,started grinding me teeth and all that stuff


Symptoms of caffeine intoxication include: restlessness, nervousness, excitement, insomnia, flushed face, diuresis, muscle twitching, rambling flow of thought and speech, cardiac arrhythmia or tachycardia, and psychomotor agitation, gastrointestinal complaints, increased blood pressure, rapid pulse, vasoconstriction (tightening or constricting of superficial blood vessels) sometimes resulting in cold hands or fingers, increased amounts of fatty acids in the blood, and an increased production of gastric acid. In extreme cases mania, depression, lapses in judgment, disorientation, loss of social inhibition, delusions, hallucinations and psychosis may occur.

Did yer house get finished quickly though?

[Blythorama]

Yes it's bad for you, but I personally couldn't do without it.
Check what wikipedia says on the matter. I like the thought of caffeine psychosis. :shifty:

Wow, does it fuck up spiders, or what!!! :lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Caffeinated_spiderwebs.jpg

Good! Next spidy I see I'll invite it to tea. :ph34r: :shifty:

[DorisInsinuate]

Symptoms of caffeine intoxication include: restlessness, nervousness, excitement, insomnia, flushed face, diuresis, muscle twitching, rambling flow of thought and speech, cardiac arrhythmia or tachycardia, and psychomotor agitation, gastrointestinal complaints, increased blood pressure, rapid pulse, vasoconstriction (tightening or constricting of superficial blood vessels) sometimes resulting in cold hands or fingers, increased amounts of fatty acids in the blood, and an increased production of gastric acid. In extreme cases mania, depression, lapses in judgment, disorientation, loss of social inhibition, delusions, hallucinations and psychosis may occur.
I had all those symptoms when I wasn't drinking caffeine lol

[Gripper]

Whilst decorating the new house,I was drinking like a cup every 1/2 hour and at the end of the day I swear I was speeding,started grinding me teeth and all that stuff


Symptoms of caffeine intoxication include: restlessness, nervousness, excitement, insomnia, flushed face, diuresis, muscle twitching, rambling flow of thought and speech, cardiac arrhythmia or tachycardia, and psychomotor agitation, gastrointestinal complaints, increased blood pressure, rapid pulse, vasoconstriction (tightening or constricting of superficial blood vessels) sometimes resulting in cold hands or fingers, increased amounts of fatty acids in the blood, and an increased production of gastric acid. In extreme cases mania, depression, lapses in judgment, disorientation, loss of social inhibition, delusions, hallucinations and psychosis may occur.

Did yer house get finished quickly though?


Still working on it:w00t:

[Blythorama]

Symptoms of caffeine intoxication include: restlessness, nervousness, excitement, insomnia, flushed face, diuresis, muscle twitching, rambling flow of thought and speech, cardiac arrhythmia or tachycardia, and psychomotor agitation, gastrointestinal complaints, increased blood pressure, rapid pulse, vasoconstriction (tightening or constricting of superficial blood vessels) sometimes resulting in cold hands or fingers, increased amounts of fatty acids in the blood, and an increased production of gastric acid. In extreme cases mania, depression, lapses in judgment, disorientation, loss of social inhibition, delusions, hallucinations and psychosis may occur.
I had all those symptoms when I wasn't drinking caffeine lol


That'd be to do with your excessive spider consumption.

[Proper Bo]

I had all those symptoms when I wasn't drinking caffeine lol

That'd be to do with your excessive spider consumption.

ooh-err:ph34r:


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