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JPaul
01-14-2006, 11:54 PM
http://24ur.com/media/images/extra/May2004/2046015.jpg

manker
01-14-2006, 11:56 PM
If he had one of those quality hooks instead of his one remaining hand, he might be able to get a decent bit of friction going.

Snee
01-14-2006, 11:56 PM
That's propaganda, that is.

GepperRankins
01-14-2006, 11:58 PM
no wonder he's so angry :smilie4:

enoughfakefiles
01-15-2006, 12:04 AM
I bet his peen was sore until he got used to them :smilie4:

Snee
01-15-2006, 12:06 AM
I bet he has a custom one he screws in when he needs some lovin'.

manker
01-15-2006, 12:09 AM
I bet he has a custom one he screws in when he needs some lovin'.Good thinking!

It might, in actual fact, be a positive boon to have a customisable hookified hand when it comes to onanistic matters.


No wonder the guy doesn't do much preaching nowadays, he's too busy wanking into a detachable, vibrating love cup.

JPaul
01-15-2006, 12:58 AM
I bet he has a custom one he screws in when he needs some lovin'.Good thinking!

It might, in actual fact, be a positive boon to have a customisable hookified hand when it comes to onanistic matters.


No wonder the guy doesn't do much preaching nowadays, he's too busy wanking into a detachable, vibrating love cup.
Are you Q, at all.

Buffalo
01-15-2006, 01:43 AM
marks & spencers vibrating love hand

http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/fst/hand.jpg

Spider_dude
01-15-2006, 02:39 AM
gay

maebach
01-15-2006, 11:11 PM
I bet his peen was sore until he got used to them :smilie4:

:lol: :lol:

Dark Steno
01-16-2006, 05:07 AM
His hand was cut off during the battle with Jedi. He got no money to make an artificial hand, so...