The American Dream

[S!X]

1. Drinkin beer
2. Shootin guns
3. fucking everything that walks..
4. Eating whenever and whatever possible.

Interesting isnt it?

[enoughfakefiles]

3. fucking everything that walks..

Interesting isnt it?

:unsure:

[manker]

There might be hope for you yet :)


Btw, you forgot 4. Eating whenever and whatever possible.

[S!X]

Btw, you forgot 4. Eating whenever and whatever possible.

Added ;)

[Busyman]

1. Drinkin beer
2. Shootin guns
3. fucking everything that walks..
4. Eating whenever and whatever possible.

Interesting isnt it?
STFU:dry:

[{I}{K}{E}]

1. Drinkin beer
2. Shootin guns
3. fucking everything that walks..
4. Eating whenever and whatever possible.

Interesting isnt it?

Drinkin beer as nr1 :unsure:

[Busyman]

nvm

[Busyman]

1. Drinkin beer
2. Shootin guns
3. fucking everything that walks..
4. Eating whenever and whatever possible.

Interesting isnt it?

Drinkin beer as nr1 :unsure:
Funny that Linkin would know when Linkin....
1. Drinkin beer
....ain't old enough to purchase beer.
2. Shootin guns
....can't shoot a gun unless his friends in the Trenchcoat Mafia help out.
3. fucking everything that walks..
....masturbation doesn't count.
4. Eating whenever and whatever possible.
....when his mom puts food in his feeding bowl.

[hobbes]

Drinkin beer as nr1 :unsure:
Funny that Linkin would know when Linkin....
1. Drinkin beer
....ain't old enough to purchase beer.
2. Shootin guns
....can't shoot a gun unless his friends in the Trenchcoat Mafia help out.
3. fucking everything that walks..
....masturbation doesn't count.
4. Eating whenever and whatever possible.
....when his mom puts food in his feeding bowl.

Those Percocet make you crotchety.

Make sure they don't lock your bowels or you will have a major American impaction.:pinch:

[Busyman]

Funny that Linkin would know when Linkin....
1. Drinkin beer
....ain't old enough to purchase beer.
2. Shootin guns
....can't shoot a gun unless his friends in the Trenchcoat Mafia help out.
3. fucking everything that walks..
....masturbation doesn't count.
4. Eating whenever and whatever possible.
....when his mom puts food in his feeding bowl.

Those Percocet make you crotchety.

Make sure they don't lock your bowels or you will have a major American impaction.:pinch:
I've stopped takin'em.

I ain't takin' no more o' dat narcotic. :snooty:

[S!X]

Busyman this is how we do. 1.my uncle buys me booze whenever I want, 2. he has 3 guns so we went shooting (M4,M16,m1 garand) 3.:ph34r: 4. I eat w/e the fuck I want... best of all I dont even live in the US :lol:

[Virtualbody1234]

... best of all I dont even live in the US :lol:
That's why you proudly show the USA flag in your profile?

[Spider_dude]

yeah but his boyfriend lives in the states and as soon as marrigae of homos is legal over there he is moving there.

[Busyman]

yeah but his boyfriend lives in the states and as soon as marrigae of homos is legal over there he is moving there.
It's already legal in CanCan, right?

[j2k4]

3. fucking everything that walks..


You're aware Busyman isn't, just now?

Remember, he's still a mesomorph, however couch-bound and convalescent, and would probably grab you by the swaller-pipe and squeeze until your head pops.

[j2k4]

It's already legal in CanCan, right?

:lol: What's the opposite of a Freudian slip? :lol:

[MagicNakor]

A Jungian one, possibly.

:shuriken:

[j2k4]

A Jungian one, possibly.

:shuriken:

There you go; well done, sir. :D

[Busyman]

3. fucking everything that walks..


You're aware Busyman isn't, just now?

Remember, he's still a mesomorph, however couch-bound and convalescent, and would probably grab you by the swaller-pipe and squeeze until your head pops.
But I get head though. :snooty:

[S!X]

That's why you proudly show the USA flag in your profile?

Indeed. RED WHITE AND FUCKIN BLUE!!!! :01: :ph34r:

[Gripper]

I just don't get it,but it sounds fun

[Busyman]

1. Owning a house.

[Gripper]

2.Having 2 cars

[enoughfakefiles]

2.Having 2 cars

2 fast 2 furious :unsure:

[Busyman]

2.Having 2 cars
Nah. That's too easy to have.:ermm:

[Lilmiss]

i have 2 cars. :snooty:

[Busyman]

i have 2 cars. :snooty:
I do too and wifey has 1 one.

I also have a pretty fast lawn tractor.:unsure:

[manker]

Gawd.

[Lilmiss]

i have 2 pairs of rollerblades, and a scooter. :snooty:


:ermm:

[enoughfakefiles]

I have a shitty brown ford escort :snooty:

[manker]

Funny how the American Dream thread turned into the who has got the most stuff thread.

[Busyman]

Gawd.
You got a problem with people having 2 two cars?

[Busyman]

Funny how the American Dream thread turned into the who has got the most stuff thread.
How so?
Cause Lilmiss said she has 2 cars, I said I have 2 plus wifey has 1 one, and effy has a shitty brown escort?:lol: :lol:

[manker]

Gawd.
You got a problem with people having 2 two cars?Certainly not.

I do, however, think it's odd that someone who saves $3 by getting his g/f to pose as a child to go to the cinema keeps three cars when there are only 2 adults in the household.

[manker]

Funny how the American Dream thread turned into the who has got the most stuff thread.
How so?
Cause Lilmiss said she has 2 cars, I said I have 2 plus wifey has 1 one, and effy has a shitty brown escort?:lol: :lol:What did you write that was funny this time.

I always seem to miss it and can never see the correlation between the prose and the smilies.

[Busyman]

How so?
Cause Lilmiss said she has 2 cars, I said I have 2 plus wifey has 1 one, and effy has a shitty brown escort?:lol: :lol:What did you write that was funny this time.

I always seem to miss it and can never see the correlation between the prose and the smilies.
Dude I'm laughing at you ffs.

I don't have to put the smiley first and whatnot or in between the words:lol: in:lol: my:lol: post.

[manker]

What did you write that was funny this time.

I always seem to miss it and can never see the correlation between the prose and the smilies.
Dude I'm laughing at you ffs.

I don't have to put the smiley first and whatnot or in between the words:lol: in:lol: my:lol: post.I suppose the concept I wrote about was funny in an ironic way.

I didn't think it would make anyone laugh, tho'.

[Busyman]

Dude I'm laughing at you ffs.

I don't have to put the smiley first and whatnot or in between the words:lol: in:lol: my:lol: post.I suppose the concept I wrote about was funny in an ironic way.

I didn't think it would make anyone laugh, tho'.
Tbh, when I post a :lol: I'm probably just smiling.

It's has been a rare occasion (like Linkin Park's thread) when I just fucking lost it and was actually laughing OUT LOUD.

[enoughfakefiles]

lol

[Proper Bo]

It's has been a rare occasion (like Linkin Park's thread) when I just fucking lost it and was actaully laughing OUT LOUD.

fo'sho?:01:

[S!X]

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/4549/charverdog0ud9ug8dj.jpg

[Proper Bo]

i wish i cuold find teh pic with your dunce hat:lol:

[S!X]

i wish i cuold find teh pic with your dunce hat:lol:

:spam:

[enoughfakefiles]

i wish i cuold find teh pic with your dunce hat:lol:

:spam:

And you would know mr kettle :rolleyes:

[maebach]

mr. kettle ? :blink:

[enoughfakefiles]

mr. kettle ? :blink:

:blink:

[Proper Bo]

:blink::unsure::blink::mellow::blink::mellow:

[Busyman]

You got a problem with people having 2 two cars?Certainly not.

I do, however, think it's odd that someone who saves $3 by getting his g/f to pose as a child to go to the cinema keeps three cars when there are only 2 adults in the household.
She doesn't pose, silly.

How do you think I have all this shit? I don't spend frivolously and like to jump on bargains.
I'm not a rich fella so I choose not to spend extra when it's not necessary.

Besides that, one car is an old 93' Camry. I use it for bad weather and putting shit in it I wouldn't in my Lincoln.

[maebach]

mr. kettle ? :blink:

:blink:

rly.

[manker]

Certainly not.

I do, however, think it's odd that someone who saves $3 by getting his g/f to pose as a child to go to the cinema keeps three cars when there are only 2 adults in the household.
She doesn't pose, silly.

How do you think I have all this shit? I don't spend frivolously and like to jump on bargains.
I'm not a rich fella so I choose not to spend extra when it's not necessary.

Besides that, one car is an old 93' Camry. I use it for bad weather and putting shit in it I wouldn't in my Lincoln.Look after the pennies and the pounds ($14.84) will look after themselves. Gotcha.

I knew that about you anyhow, but still - having three cars between two adults is frivolous.

[Busyman]

She doesn't pose, silly.

How do you think I have all this shit? I don't spend frivolously and like to jump on bargains.
I'm not a rich fella so I choose not to spend extra when it's not necessary.

Besides that, one car is an old 93' Camry. I use it for bad weather and putting shit in it I wouldn't in my Lincoln.Look after the pennies and the pounds ($14.84) will look after themselves. Gotcha.

I knew that about you anyhow, but still - having three cars between two adults is frivolous.
What's frivolous about it?

Is it taking up too much driveway space? :huh:

[enoughfakefiles]

:blink:

rly.

You never heard the story of the kettle and the pot :blink:

[manker]

Look after the pennies and the pounds ($14.84) will look after themselves. Gotcha.

I knew that about you anyhow, but still - having three cars between two adults is frivolous.
What's frivolous about it?

Is it taking up too much driveway space? :huh:
I wouldn't have to explain that to someone who is even half an IQ point above retard, so I'm assuming that you're asking not for need of an answer, but because you have no way of refuting my assertion.

[manker]

rly.

You never heard the story of the kettle and the pot :blink:It would be as funny as feck if it transpired that maeback was rodding you.

Rodded by a Canadian lol boy :schnauz:

[Busyman]

What's frivolous about it?

Is it taking up too much driveway space? :huh:
I wouldn't have to explain that to someone who is even half an IQ point above retard, so I'm assuming that you're asking not for need of an answer, but because you have no way of refuting my assertion.
Mmk? What's frivolous about it?

[Proper Bo]

rodded by nemo himslef:mellow:

[Proper Bo]

rodded by nemo himslef:mellow:

[Proper Bo]

rodded by nemo himslef:mellow:

[Proper Bo]

:blink:

[manker]

I wouldn't have to explain that to someone who is even half an IQ point above retard, so I'm assuming that you're asking not for need of an answer, but because you have no way of refuting my assertion.
Mmk? What's frivolous about it?You're not half IQ point above retard.

Bad luck, old chap.

[Proper Bo]

why isn't it showing mankeeres posts? o r is it lying to me sayingthat he's posted:mellow:

[Busyman]

:blink:
Yeah it happened to me before too. Only twice though.:huh:

Yours are a minute apart.

[manker]

why isn't it showing mankeeres posts? o r is it lying to me sayingthat he's postedFor me on the lounge index, it's not showing your posts, but when I click on the fred, I can see them.

Weird.

[enoughfakefiles]

You never heard the story of the kettle and the pot :blink:It would be as funny as feck if it transpired that maeback was rodding you.

Rodded by a Canadian lol boy :schnauz:

Somehow i don't think so, you said it youself. Canadian :lookaroun

[Busyman]

Mmk? What's frivolous about it?You're not half IQ point above retard.

Bad luck, old chap.
Oh that means you're wrong then. Cool.:happy:

[Proper Bo]

:blink: Yeah it happened to me before too. Only twice though.:huh:

Yours are a minute apart.

i know, it went menthol:mellow:

[Guillaume]

why isn't it showing mankeeres posts? o r is it lying to me sayingthat he's postedFor me on the lounge index, it's not showing your posts, but when I click on the fred, I can see them.

Weird.
Bo's on to something. I can't see the smilies in manker's posts.

[Proper Bo]

For me on the lounge index, it's not showing your posts, but when I click on the fred, I can see them.

Weird. Bo's on to something. I can't see the smilies in manker's posts.

rolf

[Busyman]

For me on the lounge index, it's not showing your posts, but when I click on the fred, I can see them.

Weird.
Bo's on to something. I can't see the smilies in manker's posts.
mank doesn't use smileys, silly.:ermm:

[manker]

Yeah it happened to me before too. Only twice though.
Yours are a minute apart.

i know, it went mentholDo you, by any chance, know that joke about the sweets in the bar, with the chewit getting bullied and smartie sticking up for him until locket comes along?

[Proper Bo]

no, prey tell:mellow:

[manker]

That must be a rod :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

no:mellow:

[Proper Bo]

rly, i'm intrigued, please do go on:mellow:

[manker]

Meh, okay.

Smartie and Rolo are chatting in the pub when Chewit comes in, all covered in cuts and bruises. Rolo goes; 'What the feck's happened to you, matey'.

Chewit replies that he's being bullied by Fruit Gum - Smartie tells him to sort himself out but Chewit protests that no matter how much he tries, Fruit Gum just pwns him.

Smarite goes; 'Right, okay. I'll stick up for you, I'm pretty useful in a scrap - I got a hard shell, see'

Chewit and Rolo look at Smartie beating his hard shell with admiration.

So anyway, they have a couple of beers and Locket walks in and goes up to Chewit, calls him a poof and demands he buy him a pint. Chewit, secure in the knowledge that Smartie is looking after him, tells Locket to fuck off.

Locket proceeds to beat the shit into Chewit and Rolo looks around, anticipating that his mate, Smartie, will intervene. When he spots him cowering underneath the table, he enquires why he's hiding.

Smartie replies; 'I'm not messing with Locket - he's fucking menthol'.

:mellow:

[S!X]

Im proud to be Americanadian.

[Proper Bo]

rolf:mellow: irl, rolf:mellow:

that took 18minutes to appear for me:dabs:

[Busyman]

Meh, okay.

Smartie and Rolo are chatting in the pub when Chewit comes in, all covered in cuts and bruises. Rolo goes; 'What the feck's happened to you, matey'.

Chewit replies that he's being bullied by Fruit Gum - Smartie tells him to sort himself out but Chewit protests that no matter how much he tries, Fruit Gum just pwns him.

Smarite goes; 'Right, okay. I'll stick up for you, I'm pretty useful in a scrap - I got a hard shell, see'

Chewit and Rolo look at Smartie beating his hard shell with admiration.

So anyway, they have a couple of beers and Locket walks in and goes up to Chewit, calls him a poof and demands he buy him a pint. Chewit, secure in the knowledge that Smartie is looking after him, tells Locket to fuck off.

Locket proceeds to beat the shit into Chewit and Rolo looks around, anticipating that his mate, Smartie, will intervene. When he spots him cowering underneath the table, he enquires why he's hiding.

Smartie replies; 'I'm not messing with Locket - he's fucking menthol'.

:mellow:
:mellow:

[Proper Bo]

:mellow: indeed

[manker]

So we're all agreed.

:mellow:

[Proper Bo]

is everyone else rly:mellow: right now?

[Busyman]

Hell no1!!1!1!

I watched 2 two great games today and 24 is on (the undisputed king of thrillers)!!!

[Proper Bo]

im just rlly high still:mellow:

[Busyman]

im just rlly high still:mellow:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Proper Bo]

:mellow:

[Dark Steno]

Fuck americans because I am emo.

[Busyman]

Fuck americans because I am emo.
Wtf's emo?

You're emotional?

That's fucking ghey...that and shortening it.:dry:

Or is it an acronym?

You kids and your "problems". :dabs:

[S!X]

Emo = teh ghey.

[Barbarossa]

Meh, okay.

Smartie and Rolo are chatting in the pub when Chewit comes in, all covered in cuts and bruises. Rolo goes; 'What the feck's happened to you, matey'.

Chewit replies that he's being bullied by Fruit Gum - Smartie tells him to sort himself out but Chewit protests that no matter how much he tries, Fruit Gum just pwns him.

Smarite goes; 'Right, okay. I'll stick up for you, I'm pretty useful in a scrap - I got a hard shell, see'

Chewit and Rolo look at Smartie beating his hard shell with admiration.

So anyway, they have a couple of beers and Locket walks in and goes up to Chewit, calls him a poof and demands he buy him a pint. Chewit, secure in the knowledge that Smartie is looking after him, tells Locket to fuck off.

Locket proceeds to beat the shit into Chewit and Rolo looks around, anticipating that his mate, Smartie, will intervene. When he spots him cowering underneath the table, he enquires why he's hiding.

Smartie replies; 'I'm not messing with Locket - he's fucking menthol'.

:mellow:

I know a similar one involving different coloured tarmac. :dabs:

I won't go into it in as much detail, but the bottom line is:

The red tarmac replies; "I'm not messing with the green tarmac - he's a fucking cycle-path".

:mellow:

[Proper Bo]

:mellow:

[maebach]

:lookaroun