Who is the most condescending member of this forum?

[j2k4]

'Tis I.

The rest of you can merely pretend. :)

[Proper Bo]

for the rest of you, condescending means talking down to you:dabs:

[enoughfakefiles]

Well thats obvious if j2's at the top of this fwed :dabs:

[JPaul]

'Tis I.

The rest of you can merely pretend. :)
Yup, I pretty much agree with that.

I'm pretty condescending most of the time and you put me in the shade.

[Gripper]

I vote for Hobbes

[JPaul]

I vote for Hobbes
Nah, hobbes is right up there, maybe even a close second, but not as condescending as j2.

Thanks for trying tho', it's to your credit that you make the effort.

[manker]

'Tis I.

The rest of you can merely pretend. :)
Yup, I pretty much agree with that.

I'm pretty condescending most of the time and you put me in the shade.In the second sentence, I'd have thought it thro' and used a different adverb, rather than using 'pretty' again.

However, I wouldn't expect you to write a whole two sentences without your prose causing me at least a little consternation. Don't you worry your head about it.

[hobbes]

Who gives a crap what you lot think.

[JPaul]

Yup, I pretty much agree with that.

I'm pretty condescending most of the time and you put me in the shade.In the second sentence, I'd have thought it thro' and used a different adverb, rather than using 'pretty' again.

However, I wouldn't expect you to write a whole two sentences without your prose causing me at least a little consternation. Don't you worry your head about it.
:sleep1:

Sorry .... did someone mumble something.

[manker]

Heh heh :happy:

[j2k4]

I am humbled by your unanimous agreement.

This is so new to me...:cry:

[hobbes]

I am humbled by your unanimous agreement.

This is so new to me...:cry:

I imagine you should be as proud as a women who grows the best mustache.

Whatever :yawn:

[JPaul]

I am humbled by your unanimous agreement.

This is so new to me...:cry:
If you wish to thank anyone your time is limited.

Tho' I suspect you managed to get here all on your own.

Chapeau.

[j2k4]

I'd like to thank the Academy and all it's members for having the good grace to allow me to float above them on a cloud of sanctimony, fueled by hot air I manufacture all by myself.

Here's to me, and all I represent. :P































































You people aren't helping much. :huh:

[hamm]

I'd like to thank the Academy and all it's members for having the good grace to allow me to float above them on a cloud of sanctimony, fueled by hot air I manufacture all by myself.
The academy gave you flatulence?

[j2k4]

I'd like to thank the Academy and all it's members for having the good grace to allow me to float above them on a cloud of sanctimony, fueled by hot air I manufacture all by myself.
The academy gave you flatulence?

That, and a disclaimer, too. ;)

[hamm]

That, and a disclaimer, too. ;)
Air freshener might have been more appropriate.

[hamm]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/icons/icon8.gif

[Busyman]

'Tis I.

The rest of you can merely pretend. :)
Sorry, that honor is reserved for foreigners, on this forum at least.

Americans tend to be a little more direct (besides yourself).

I think instead of calling yourself condescending you should bill yourself, the spinner. However, it's not very good spinning since we all see the wheel turning a mile away.

[j2k4]

That, and a disclaimer, too. ;)
Air freshener might have been more appropriate.

All cyber-odors are figurative, you see.

Air-freshener is wasteful, and, depending on what type you buy, might aggravate the ozone-hole and/or propagate global warming.

Tsk, tsk.

Thank you for your help, BTW. :)

[hamm]

Perhaps they should have presented you a medallion then.

Something along the sorts of this.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4869/pine3df.jpg

[hamm]

Oh, and you're welcome. :P

[sArA]

Doesn't being condescending make one a little damp?

[hamm]

You're thinking of condensating.

[j2k4]

Doesn't being condescending make one a little damp?


Damp comes in different sizes? :huh:

I know a man has to stoop pretty low to drink from a trough. ;)

[JPaul]

Doesn't being condescending make one a little damp?
Thanks .... just thanks.

[sArA]

you're welcome

[Cheese]

Don't worry I'm not being condescending - I'm far too busy thinking about important things you wouldn't understand.

[JPaul]

Don't worry I'm not being condescending - I'm far too busy thinking about important things you wouldn't understand.

Yeah, like your homework.

[Proper Bo]

Don't worry I'm not being condescending - I'm far too busy thinking about important things you wouldn't understand.


so don't worry your pretty little head over it?:rolleyes:

[JPaul]

Don't worry I'm not being condescending - I'm far too busy thinking about important things you wouldn't understand.


so don't worry your pretty little head over it?:rolleyes:
That's more patronizing, but I see how you would make that mistake.

[j2k4]

so don't worry your pretty little head over it?:rolleyes:
That's more patronizing, but I see how you would make that mistake.

He can have patronizing.

I'm good. :)

[JPaul]

That's more patronizing, but I see how you would make that mistake.

He can have patronizing.

I'm good. :)
And fair.

[j2k4]

He can have patronizing.

I'm good. :)
And fair.
And appreciative.

[brotherdoobie]

'Tis I.

The rest of you can merely pretend. :) Yup, I pretty much agree with that.

I'm pretty condescending most of the time and you put me in the shade.

False modesty?

Peace bd

[Yogs]

Yup, I pretty much agree with that.

I'm pretty condescending most of the time and you put me in the shade.

False modesty?

Peace bd
:lol:

[JPaul]

Do we have to ask who the most obvious person is.

I can post a childish photograph of a wee character jumping up and down shitting all over the place as a clue.

[brotherdoobie]

Do we have to ask who the most obvious person is.

I can post a childish photograph of a wee character jumping up and down shitting all over the place as a clue.
Sometimes...you should throw them back. :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/1smellfish.gif

Peace bd

[hobbes]

If people here would just shut up and attempt absorb my wisdom, then they might actually evolve from their Cro-Magnon status and join the world of the cognoscente.

The ennui that fills me comes from my irritation that you monkeys think that are something more than that. Why do I bother attempting to fill a cracked pitcher?

[JPaul]

If people here would just shut up and attempt absorb my wisdom, then they might actually evolve from their Cro-Magnon status and join the world of the cognoscente.

The ennui that fills me comes from my irritation that you monkeys think that are something more than that. Why do I bother attempting to fill a cracked pitcher?
Indeed, you don't even bother filling in all the words in your own posts.

[lynx]

I wondered whether this thread was worth a reply. Of course, if I hadn't, that could have been construed as apathy. It's beneath me to explain further. :snooty:

[hobbes]

If people here would just shut up and attempt absorb my wisdom, then they might actually evolve from their Cro-Magnon status and join the world of the cognoscente.

The ennui that fills me comes from my irritation that you monkeys think that are something more than that. Why do I bother attempting to fill a cracked pitcher?
Indeed, you don't even bother filling in all the words in your own posts.


See the rod was so obvious. Genius does not dot i's nor cross t's, that is for the janitors of thought (Grammar boys)

Concrete thinkers versus the conceptual genius that I am.

Practice this jpaul

"We have a bluelight special in aisle 5"

Your ilk will become orgasmic and throbbing as they love savings on papertowels and salt and pepper shakers, not realizing that a whole abstract words exist above their concrete radars.

[manker]

Someone tell hobbes' Mam that he's been eating poppies again.

[JPaul]

Indeed, you don't even bother filling in all the words in your own posts.


See the rod was so obvious. Genius does not dot i's nor cross t's, that is for the janitors of thought (Grammar boys)

Concrete thinkers versus the conceptual genius that I am.

Practice this jpaul

"We have a bluelight special in aisle 5"

Your ilk will become orgasmic and throbbing as they love savings on papertowels and salt and pepper shakers, not realizing that a whole abstract words exist above their concrete radars.


Excellent, I have witnessed someone else losing their mind.

What was the chances of that well.

[JPaul]

Someone tell hobbes' Mam that he's been eating poppies again.
Stop jinxing me, bar steward.

[hobbes]

:schnauz:
Someone tell hobbes' Mam that he's been eating poppies again.

Yogi gave them to me.:schnauz:

[hobbes]

See the rod was so obvious. Genius does not dot i's nor cross t's, that is for the janitors of thought (Grammar boys)

Concrete thinkers versus the conceptual genius that I am.

Practice this jpaul

"We have a bluelight special in aisle 5"

Your ilk will become orgasmic and throbbing as they love savings on papertowels and salt and pepper shakers, not realizing that a whole abstract words exist above their concrete radars.


Excellent, I have witnessed someone else losing their mind.

What was the chances of that well.


You watched yourself lose your mind?

What a singular, and in your case, a rather trite and boring experience.

[Proper Bo]

Someone tell hobbes' Mam that he's been eating poppies again.

glag
:mellow:

[JPaul]

Excellent, I have witnessed someone else losing their mind.

What was the chances of that well.


You watched yourself lose your mind?

What a singular, and in your case, a rather trite and boring experience.
You really will wish you hadn't posted all this pish when you read it back.

Hey ho, you're big and ugly enough to work that out for yourself.

[hobbes]

Someone tell hobbes' Mam that he's been eating poppies again.

glag
:mellow:

Could you and Manker, and your manluv, contain yourselves the the "Bareback Mountain" thread. We all know that you received his "package" today.

[JPaul]

glag
:mellow:

Could you and Manker, and your manluv, contain yourselves the the "Bareback Mountain" thread. We all know that you received his "package" today.
Please make a post where you dont follow "," with "and".

I would consider it a personal favour (favor).

[Proper Bo]

glag
:mellow:
Could you and Manker, and your manluv, contain yourselves the the "Bareback Mountain" thread. We all know that you received his "package" today.

my word, all those sitcoms were true, you gays really are bitchy:mellow:

[manker]

We all knew that Bo made that thread title sound deliberately ghey.

We also assumed that everyone else would get the joke, rather than reiterate it several hours later :huh:

[JPaul]

Could you and Manker, and your manluv, contain yourselves the the "Bareback Mountain" thread. We all know that you received his "package" today.

my word, all those sitcoms were true, you gays really are bitchy:mellow:
hobbes = Will.

That's a bit h4r5h.

[hobbes]

You watched yourself lose your mind?

What a singular, and in your case, a rather trite and boring experience.
You really will wish you hadn't posted all this pish when you read it back.

Hey ho, you're big and ugly enough to work that out for yourself.

Welcome kmart shoppers, I am jpaul.

We have a special on nothing anyone would wat in aisle three.

I will be here to help you and answer all your questions.\

I will also be looking for my pants.

[JPaul]

We all knew that Bo made that thread title sound deliberately ghey.

We also assumed that everyone else would get the joke, rather than reiterate it several hours later :huh:
Is your upper lip sore at all.

[Gripper]

When you've all finished please turn out the lights...tssk children

[JPaul]

You really will wish you hadn't posted all this pish when you read it back.

Hey ho, you're big and ugly enough to work that out for yourself.

Welcome kmart shoppers, I am jpaul.

We have a special on nothing anyone would wat in aisle three.

I will be here to help you and answer all your questions.\

I will also be looking for my pants.
Quoted for posterity.

Which is a bit of a motif recently.

[hobbes]

How many rods can you lot swallow, hook, line and sinker?

I am embarassed for you all.

Perhaps you don't get this type of humor.

Well, I can't expect much from the UK.

[manker]

We all knew that Bo made that thread title sound deliberately ghey.

We also assumed that everyone else would get the joke, rather than reiterate it several hours later :huh:
Is your upper lip sore at all.Nope, but there is severe chafing a little lower.

[JPaul]

When you've all finished please turn out the lights...tssk children
:lol: :P

Nope, hobbes is rarely this mental, I'm quoting it for the avoidance of editry.

[manker]

How many rods can you lot swallow, hook, line and sinker?

I am embarassed for you all.

Perhaps you don't get this type of humor.

Well, I can't expect much from the UK.Over here, humor is a bone in the upper arm :snooty:

[hobbes]

Welcome kmart shoppers, I am jpaul.

We have a special on nothing anyone would wat in aisle three.

I will be here to help you and answer all your questions.\

I will also be looking for my pants.
Quoted for posterity.

Which is a bit of a motif recently.

More likely your "posterior"

[hobbes]

You all have been rodded.

How effortless it was, but then again you are all monkeys.

:awaits jp nonsequitor:

[JPaul]

How many rods can you lot swallow, hook, line and sinker?

I am embarassed for you all.

Perhaps you don't get this type of humor.

Well, I can't expect much from the UK.
I love the fact that someone so obviously intelligent still doesn't understand the rod.

Americanism would probably entitle you to "special" parking spaces in the UK.

[Proper Bo]

I like that, post to make an arse of yourself, then pretend it was one big rod
:mellow:

[manker]

You all have been rodded.

How effortless it was, but then again you are all monkeys.

:awaits jp nonsequitor:I see something different - but who am I to tell you your thoughts, opium boy.

[hobbes]

specious

[Buffalo]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Ukforums/rubberflyman.jpg

[manker]

I like that, post to make an arse of yourself, then pretend it was one big rod
:mellow:You did that the other night with that newb :schnauz:

[JPaul]

You all have been rodded.

How effortless it was, but then again you are all monkeys.

:awaits jp nonsequitor:
Sorry, got to quote this one as well.

Syntax and so forth, you all.

[hobbes]

I like that, post to make an arse of yourself, then pretend it was one big rod
:mellow:

why did you do that?

[JPaul]

I like that, post to make an arse of yourself, then pretend it was one big rod
:mellow:
:O

You think.

[Proper Bo]

I like that, post to make an arse of yourself, then pretend it was one big rod
:mellow:You did that the other night with that newb :schnauz:

rod off mankyboy:mellow:

that rod was hilarious, to me at least:mellow:

[manker]

You did that the other night with that newb :schnauz:

rod off mankyboy:mellow:

that rod was hilarious, to me at least:mellow:The first time I read it, I thought I was missing something - the second read thro', when I realised I'd not missed 'owt - yeah, I found it hilarious too :P

[hobbes]

I can't imagine a more clear cut victory than tonight.

Could y'all bother to take my trash and clean up the yard, at all.

thanks.

Rodding is almost as easy as taking a crap.

It takes no subtley, no intelligence, just a desire to be an arse.

How nice for the intellectually impaired.

[JPaul]

I can't imagine a more clear cut victory than tonight.

Could y'all bother to take my trash and clean up the yard, at all.

thanks.

Rodding is almost as easy as taking a crap.

It takes no subtley, no intelligence, just a desire to be an arse.

How nice for the intellectually impaired.
:lol:

I can't believe you even went with the y'all thing.

Fan-tastic.

Sorry I can't achieve your elevated level of "subtley". One lives in hope.

[hobbes]

I can't imagine a more clear cut victory than tonight.

Could y'all bother to take my trash and clean up the yard, at all.

thanks.

Rodding is almost as easy as taking a crap.

It takes no subtley, no intelligence, just a desire to be an arse.

How nice for the intellectually impaired.
:lol:

I can't believe you even went with the y'all thing.

Fan-tastic.

Sorry I can't achieve your elevated level of "subtley". One lives in hope.

The 'y'all thing' is mandated by the state of Texas. I really have no choice

I'll put you on my subtley e-mail list.

Soon you will be the internets "cat's arse".

the pain from being rodded so hard will wear off in 5 to 7 business days.

[manker]

Say hi to Peter Pan for me.

[JPaul]

:lol:

I can't believe you even went with the y'all thing.

Fan-tastic.

Sorry I can't achieve your elevated level of "subtley". One lives in hope.

The 'y'all thing' is mandated by the state of Texas. I really have no choice

I'll put you on my subtley e-mail list.

Soon you will be the internets "cat's arse".

the pain from being rodded so hard will wear off in 5 to 7 business days.

E&OE

[j2k4]

Not to be condescending, but...

When I look back upon my tenure here, devoted as it has been to relieving you lot of your collective, comprehensive, indeed willful ignorance, I realize it is not for lack of effort that I have been less than successful; it is, rather, that I somewhere and sometime determined my conscience would torture me unto eternity had I extinguished the spark of idiocy that produces such inane posting.

Also because superiority is a relative thing, and I need you guys. :P

[maebach]

you win.

[Busyman]

Not to be condescending, but...

When I look back upon my tenure here, devoted as it has been to relieving you lot of your collective, comprehensive, indeed willful ignorance, I realize it is not for lack of effort that I have been less than successful; it is, rather, that I somewhere and sometime determined my conscience would torture me unto eternity had I extinguished the spark of idiocy that produces such inane posting.

Also because superiority is a relative thing, and I need you guys. :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: Funny post.

Aren't you a Bush supporter?:mellow: Very intelligent indeed.:happy:

[j2k4]

you win.

I knew that going in.

I'm also insufferable; perhaps that escaped mention. :)

[j2k4]

Not to be condescending, but...

When I look back upon my tenure here, devoted as it has been to relieving you lot of your collective, comprehensive, indeed willful ignorance, I realize it is not for lack of effort that I have been less than successful; it is, rather, that I somewhere and sometime determined my conscience would torture me unto eternity had I extinguished the spark of idiocy that produces such inane posting.

Also because superiority is a relative thing, and I need you guys. :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: Funny post.

Aren't you a Bush supporter?:mellow: Very intelligent indeed.:happy:


I was worse during the Clinton administration.

[manker]

you win.

I knew that going in.Indeed, for it had been decreed by the powers that be a mere 24 hours previous.

By 'powers that be', I mean my good self and the 27 strong army of grammaticasting midgets I keep under my desk.

[j2k4]

*bump*

Lest ye forget....;)

[GepperRankins]

the thread died for over a month, because no-one cares what you have to say

[j2k4]

the thread died for over a month, because no-one cares what you have to say

Then why respond, putz?

Honestly, that was way too easy...:D

[GepperRankins]

the thread died for over a month, because no-one cares what you have to say

Then why respond, putz?

Honestly, that was way too easy...:D
manker told me you were above this :(

[manker]

Then why respond, putz?

Honestly, that was way too easy...:D
manker told me you were above this :(
No, I said j2 > Busyman - because he didn't feel the need to lie when Billy pointed out that the 'news report' that j2 posted was an urban legend.

[Spicker]

Dam weiners.

[GepperRankins]

ja, butlike J2 bumped this because he lurves himself. if i reply while it's at the top of the first page it's ok. causelike i didn't bump it. solike J2 pretended he was rodding or something, butnope, he lurves himself

[Cheese]

What urban legend?

[JPaul]

What Billy.

[manker]

ja, butlike J2 bumped this because he lurves himself. if i reply while it's at the top of the first page it's ok. causelike i didn't bump it. solike J2 pretended he was rodding or something, butnope, he lurves himselfAgreed.

When did I say he was above forumular onanism :huh:

[manker]

What urban legend?
Billy pwned Busy et al (but mainly Busy due to his blatant lie) in the Rambo Granny thread.

[Cheese]

What urban legend? Billy pwned Busy et al (but mainly Busy due to his blatant lie) in the Rambo Granny thread.
:lol: - Some people care too much about their online persona that they can't admit to being taken in by things like that. Like there's a prize or something awaiting them.

(I stopped reading that thread when idcc came blundering in with South Daytona stuff (or whatever)).

[manker]

(I stopped reading that thread when vidcc came blundering in with South Daytona stuff (or whatever)).Same here.

I only clicked on it because of my hatred of bold topic links in the off-topic section. Good thing to 'cause it was the funniest thing I'd read in the drawing room since forever.

[JPaul]

I only read it after it was debunked, just in time to see busboy and vidcc trying to save their interweb street cred. Neither seemed to realize they were just making it worse.

One of cheebus' "two legged dog" larf situations.

[GepperRankins]

ja, butlike J2 bumped this because he lurves himself. if i reply while it's at the top of the first page it's ok. causelike i didn't bump it. solike J2 pretended he was rodding or something, butnope, he lurves himselfAgreed.

When did I say he was above forumular onanism :huh:
onanism is something to do with plants, no?


i thought you said j2 was above pretending he was rodding when he wasn't :dabs:

[j2k4]

Agreed.

When did I say he was above forumular onanism :huh:
onanism is something to do with plants, no?


i thought you said j2 was above pretending he was rodding when he wasn't :dabs:

Just to clarify, Dave, I am not proficient at this activity you refer to as "rodding"; I recognize that it has facets of a colloquial nature I shall never be familiar with, but also that it overlaps comfortably enough with something I am rather good at, but which activity I reserve for use only in dealing with you.

I call it Dave-ball, and I only play when the mood suits me.

When it comes to "rodding", I am more than content merely to observe it's most excellent practitioners exercise their talents hereabout, and in that capacity I judge you at a lack by comparison.

They have you positively red-assed. :)

[JPaul]

onanism is something to do with plants, no?


i thought you said j2 was above pretending he was rodding when he wasn't :dabs:

Just to clarify, Dave, I am not proficient at this activity you refer to as "rodding"; I recognize that it has facets of a colloquial nature I shall never be familiar with, but also that it overlaps comfortably enough with something I am rather good at, but which activity I reserve for use only in dealing with you.

I call it Dave-ball, and I only play when the mood suits me.

When it comes to "rodding", I am more than content merely to observe it's most excellent practitioners exercise their talents hereabout, and in that capacity I judge you at a lack by comparison.

They have you positively red-assed. :)


http://www.almightylol.com/image.php?u=376&dateline=1138405423

[Snee]

Just to clarify, Dave, I am not proficient at this activity you refer to as "rodding"; I recognize that it has facets of a colloquial nature I shall never be familiar with, but also that it overlaps comfortably enough with something I am rather good at, but which activity I reserve for use only in dealing with you.

I call it Dave-ball, and I only play when the mood suits me.

When it comes to "rodding", I am more than content merely to observe it's most excellent practitioners exercise their talents hereabout, and in that capacity I judge you at a lack by comparison.

They have you positively red-assed. :)


http://www.almightylol.com/image.php?u=376&dateline=1138405423
:glag: Perfect fit.

[GepperRankins]

positively red arsed? :smilie4:

[brotherdoobie]

onanism is something to do with plants, no?


i thought you said j2 was above pretending he was rodding when he wasn't :dabs:
Just to clarify, Dave, I am not proficient at this activity you refer to as "rodding"; I recognize that it has facets of a colloquial nature I shall never be familiar with, but also that it overlaps comfortably enough with something I am rather good at, but which activity I reserve for use only in dealing with you.

I call it Dave-ball, and I only play when the mood suits me.

When it comes to "rodding", I am more than content merely to observe it's most excellent practitioners exercise their talents hereabout, and in that capacity I judge you at a lack by comparison.

They have you positively red-assed. :)

Jonno's back?

Peace bd

[Snee]

Erm.

[JPaul]

http://www.almightylol.com/image.php?u=376&dateline=1138405423
:glag: Perfect fit.
I find it strangely alluring.

[Skweeky1]

Just wipe your glasses j2k4, that'll sort out the condense.

You should stop using all those expensive words. People might think you're a wee bit uppity

[thewizeard]

He is a bit uppity Skweeky...which proves his point..I suppose ;)

..anyway ...dont ask him to stop using all those expensive words... I have shares in them you see.. :)

[sArA]

He is a bit uppity Skweeky...which proves his point..I suppose ;)

..anyway ...dont ask him to stop using all those expensive words... I have shares in them you see.. :)


Expansiveness can pay dividends I gather?


Interesting.....

[Biggles]

I was accused of being condescending on my work board. I was slightly taken aback at first but then felt rather chuffed with myself. :lookaroun

[j2k4]

Just wipe your glasses j2k4, that'll sort out the condense.

You should stop using all those expensive words. People might think you're a wee bit uppity

I don't wear glasses except to read, Skweeks.

The words are the result of a mis-spent youth, going around grabbing up all of the spare and odd syllables I found lying about to save for later use; I've such a hoard of them now (I found an interest-bearing shelter) there is no fear of exhausting the supply.

I also have stores of punctuation, especially semi-colons, which I can use, and octothorps, which I cannot.

Would you like some?

################################################

Spend them freely, and remember, there's more where they came from. :)

BTW-I've always wanted to be uppity, and insufferable into the bargain, but have decided my aim is worthy of nothing beyond a cuddly curmudgeonliness, alas. :huh:

Actually, apart from a wee poke at Dave, I only bumped the thread for want of nostalgia, and a dream that died aborning. :(



















:P

[JPaul]

I think you have a hack into www.dictionary.com and just make up your own words.

[j2k4]

I think you have a hack into www.dictionary.com and just make up your own words.

I have made up several words, each of which is easily understandable; haven't you? :huh:

[JPaul]

I think you have a hack into www.dictionary.com and just make up your own words.

I have made up several words, each of which is easily understandable; haven't you? :huh:
A manytude.

[j2k4]

I have made up several words, each of which is easily understandable; haven't you? :huh:
A manytude.

No problem for us cogilinguillists. :)

[JPaul]

A manytude.

No problem for us cogilinguillists. :)
Ooer, that sounds a bit rude.

[j2k4]

No problem for us cogilinguillists. :)
Ooer, that sounds a bit rude.

No, it just looks that way. :)

[clocker]

I have been monitoring this thread for two weeks but only now deign to post.

Which makes me the winner.

[j2k4]

I have been monitoring this thread for two weeks but only now deign to post.

Which makes me the winner.

Ah.

Give us a demonstration, please.

Can you condescend on command?

[Skweeky1]

Just wipe your glasses j2k4, that'll sort out the condense.

You should stop using all those expensive words. People might think you're a wee bit uppity

I don't wear glasses except to read, Skweeks.

The words are the result of a mis-spent youth, going around grabbing up all of the spare and odd syllables I found lying about to save for later use; I've such a hoard of them now (I found an interest-bearing shelter) there is no fear of exhausting the supply.

I also have stores of punctuation, especially semi-colons, which I can use, and octothorps, which I cannot.

Would you like some?

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Spend them freely, and remember, there's more where they came from. :)

BTW-I've always wanted to be uppity, and insufferable into the bargain, but have decided my aim is worthy of nothing beyond a cuddly curmudgeonliness, alas. :huh:

Actually, apart from a wee poke at Dave, I only bumped the thread for want of nostalgia, and a dream that died aborning. :(



















:P


You just send those octopusses my way. They'll make a nice seafood pasta.

[j2k4]

You just send those octopusses my way. They'll make a nice seafood pasta.

But I suspect they are pasta.

What, then, for the seafood part? :huh:

[100%]

Ah.

Give us a demonstration, please.

Can you condescend on command?

excellent text :lol:

[clocker]

[QUOTE=clocker]
Can you condescend on command?
When I'm not otherwise engaged, yes.

[j2k4]

[QUOTE=j2k4]
When I'm not otherwise engaged, yes.

I'm truthfully not inclined to question your level of accomplishment.

Would you agree to co-equal status, a 50-50 split of the profits and whatever participation you might manage in this thread? :)