Favorite Quote From The Simpsons.

[iceseal]

As i said there are a lot but mine is:

Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware: it carries a terrible curse!

Homer: Oooh, that's bad.

Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free Frogurt!

Homer: That's good!

Shopkeeper: The Frogurt is also cursed.

Homer: That's bad.

Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings!

Homer: That's good!

Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

[Homer looks puzzled.]

Shopkeeper: That's bad.

Homer: Can I go now?

What are yours?

[hawkeye18]

Being in the Navy, and thinking the Air Force is primarily composed of over-babied, over-decorated spineless wimps, my favorite line is where there's an AF dude guarding the parking lot:

Bart: "Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun."

AF: (in squeaky voice) "I got two medals for this!"

P.S. Top Gun was about NAVY pilots

P.P.S I'm probably the only one that found that funny...

Hawkeye18

[Z]

what about "Thank you, come again!" :lol: *Indian accent*

edit: oh, you want a discussion. ok then. not just a line. :lol:

[Riddler]

:huh: D'oh!

[Z]

Originally posted by Riddler@24 April 2003 - 00:39
:huh: D'oh!
damn right.

[soopaman]

Anything to do with Homer's "pet" lobster Pinchy!! "Look at him cowering. Just like the Boy." :lol:

Also, "Help me Jebus!!" - Homer. Superb :lol: :lol:

[DarthInsinuate]

"if you'd like to kill someone on the way out that would help me alot" - Hank Scorpio

there's a line i really love but i can't remember it, its not exsctly easy filtering out the quite good lines from the bestest lines

[Ma5t3rM1nD]

Damn I think I have seen like every episode of The Simpsons like three times each episode. But I have a really bad memory but bascially anything Homer has said is hilarous. Some of the comic books guy's are good. I just recently saw a epsiode so I will quote something good from that.
Lisa after Bleeding Gum's Murphy die's and she is trying to buy a record from the comic book guy so it can be played on the radio . . .
Lisa:$500 were am I going to get that from
Lisa:He is dead I really need that album
Comic Book Guy:He is dead why didn't you say so
(He then marks the price up!)

[Nightwolf]

Anything Professor Frink says always makes me laugh. In fact I have a soundboard with some of his funniest lines, if anyone wants to download it...

Professor Frink Soundboard (1.8 MB) (http://mywebpages.comcast.net/weidnerd/Messageboard/frink.zip)

(You need Shockwave to play it)

[Knuckles187]

Originally posted by nWa Th3 NeW GeN3rAtIoN@24 April 2003 - 09:06
Damn I think I have seen like every episode of The Simpsons like three times each episode. But I have a really bad memory but bascially anything Homer has said is hilarous. Some of the comic books guy's are good. I just recently saw a epsiode so I will quote something good from that.
Lisa after Bleeding Gum's Murphy die's and she is trying to buy a record from the comic book guy so it can be played on the radio . . .
Lisa:$500 were am I going to get that from
Lisa:He is dead I really need that album
Comic Book Guy:He is dead why didn't you say so
(He then marks the price up!)
well actually it was $250 then it got marked up to $500....


and...

best line by far is.. when homer posts an angry letter to burns...

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr.Burns i belive you have a letter for me.
Assist : ok Mr.Burns whats your first name sir?
Homer : i dont know......

[DarthInsinuate]

prof frink is the most under used character in the simpsons

Fry - What was it like being buried here for 2000 years?
Bender - Great, until you guys showed up

i liked that episode, no stupid yellow people

[mrcall1969]

Bart's on the school roof and wont come down-
Homer- "give me that loudspeaker, Bart, do you know where the tv remote is"


Homer - "operator, give me the number for 911"

Homer - "Pinchy, you taste so sweet"

Groundsperson Willie - "Ya grease theiving bandit, i'll kill ye"

["The Avatar Man"]

The Cable Stays>"The Foot Has Spoken"
SO CLASSIC :lol:

[insanebassman]

Willie: (after ripping off shirt) "...grease me up woman!"

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by insanebassman@24 April 2003 - 19:05
Willie: (after ripping off shirt) "...grease me up woman!"
that and the sound of Homer drooling

[random nut]

There are so many funny lines (in the earliest seasons), but since I read a couple of Groundskeeper Willie lines I'll add another funny one:

[Groundskeeper Willie is teaching french]
"Bon jour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys!"

With a Willie accent that's even more hilarious! :D

[pyromonkey]

i have two, both from the same episode!
#1) Lisa*talking to Willie*: Whoa, so you and Sherry Bobbins where engaged?
Willie: Yeah, and then she got her eyesight back, after that the ugliest man in (some Scottish area)wasn't good enough for her
Sherry Bobbins: Well it's nice to see you again Willie
Willie: THATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW ME!!!!

#2) TV: And for another young celebrity, you may remember him from the blockbuster McBane movies, Raynier Wolfcastle!
Little child Mcbane guy: My braughtworst (mind the typo)has a first name it L A C H E R. My bruaughtworst has a second name its B R E C H L O P M U N T E R S V I E R....(goes on... and on.... and on... untill the commercial fades out)

[Tormentor]

I got one

Homer:I know i dont pray often but if your up there pleas help me superman

[Z]

*Homer checking out the prof. fink's matter transporter at a yard sale*
(not exact quotes :P )

homer - "how much for this?"

fink - "$50"

homer - "$50 dollars! and it only transports matter, eh? i'll give you 35 cents."

fink - "deal."

:lol: :lol: (something like that)

[Z]

*homer and marge in a bar in australia*
(again, not exact quotes)

homer - 'hey gimme one of those giant beers you always hear about'
*barkeep slams giant can on bar*
homer - "oohh. its pretty big."

and then...

marge - 'i'll have a coffee'

barkeep - 'beer it is"

marge - 'no co - ffee'

barkeep - 'yea be-er'

marge - 'C-O'

barkeep - 'B-E'

:lol: :lol: :lol: wow...

[4play]

in the one where flanders dates the movie star he is talking to homer

homer: flanders cant a man just drink alone on a wednesday morning.

flanders : i need your advice it is about a lady.

.........

homer: wait just a minute i used to worry marge was too good for me. she was always thinking of ways to improve me, then part of here died and she doesn't try any more.

[sjohnston]

Apart from the one in my signature, my other fave has to be when Homer is smoking a weed, and he says.

"I could walk up to the President of the United States and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he'd just have to sit there, groovin' on it"

or

"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"

:D :D :D :D

[-Archwolf-]

All my life i wondered where the J stand for in Homer J. Simpson

and i finally know

HOMER JAY SIMSPON


in the episode where homer turns in to a hippie

[Schmiggy_JK23]

almost anything Comic Book Guy says, as he is absolutely hilarious.

But my favorite line, prolly, isnt really an original one... its from the 2nd season, 1st halloween special, with bart as the raven... and james earl jones reading Edgar Allan Poes, "raven"...

"nevermore... nevermore"... hearing that in barts voice, was just wonderfull.

and...

the beer song...

"when i was 17... I drank my very first beer... i drank a very good beer... my name was brian mcgee... "

good stuff..

[opivy]

My fav is when the comic book guy gets kicked out of moe's bar and he sais something like
alone and friendless hmm i wonder if they have a word for that in klingon and then he pulls out a little handbook and goes aww yes grrffkaljfdal some crazy word

[insanebassman]

http://www.feralkills.com/media/dohtech.mp3


this is pretty funny

[iceseal]

Another funny one is an episode when Home needs a lawyer and he goes to Lionel Hutz. It goes something like this:

Hutz: If you sign up with me you will get the smoking monkey. LOOK! He's taking another puff.

I was laughing so hard the first time I saw that.

[Nightwolf]

Marge: Your boss called and said if you don't come in today, don't bother coming in Monday.

Homer: Woohoo! A four day weekend!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[kAb]

the scene where the simpsons are taking the identity of the thompsons.
the end of it..:

Agent: Ok homer, you're now mr. thompson, so when i say "hello mr. thompson" and i step on your foot, you smile and nod.. ready? 'HELLO MR. THOMPSON' (he steps on homers foot repeatedly)

-pause-, homer turns to the other agent, and whispers loudly "i think he's talking to you."

:lol: :lol: :lol:


edit: typo
edit again: revised a little.

[pyromonkey]

another good one is with Linel Hutz, the lawyer.
Linel: Oh no... we've drawn Judge Shnieder
Marge: is that bad?
Linel: well...he's had it in for me since I kinda ran over his dog once.
Marge: oh
Linel: well... replace the word kinda with repeatedly, and dog... with son..

[Z]

i think pyro and kab have the winners. :lol:

[fallenknight308]

"EXCELLENT" -- Mister burns
:devil:

[pyromonkey]

Originally posted by Z@27 April 2003 - 02:52
i think pyro and kab have the winners. :lol:
i think kab's got this one... i've heard mine way too much... so they've lost some of the impact to me...

[kAb]

Originally posted by Mathea@26 April 2003 - 20:11
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try' -Homer

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution -Homer
:lol: lol

[DarthInsinuate]

Famous Actress Lady: your're not like other men, oh god, your're not gay are you?
Ned Flanders: Oh no! I would never put anything longer than 3 inches in my mouth

(err, i think that's the line or i imagined it)

[pyromonkey]

nono, i remember that one! its real... its real... trust me

[kaspiske]

Homer: "To Start Press Any Key, Where's the ANY key?"

[vivitron 15]

Barney - My name is barney and im an alcoholic

Lisa - Mr Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting

Barney - Is it? or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?