My old Spar got robbed.

[Cheese]

http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=200174&command=displayContent&sourceNode=200173&home=yes&more_nodeId1=133168&contentPK=14413724 :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

suspect

"nearly six foot"
ginger

:no:

[DorisInsinuate]

Hmm, just after you leave aswell. Inside job, me thinks.

[Fromagepas]

Coincidence, I don't think so.

You were the inside man and I will be passing your details to the local rozzers.

I shall tell them to look for a bald man, smelling of gorgonzola and bent on Galactic domination.

Phoatiefit.

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:0wfOD84XQIOQnM:http://fabrizio.bitacoras.com/par/ming.jpg

Feck, everyone thinks the same thang.

[manker]

Wow, a ram raid. I remember they were all the rage about ten years ago. Not heard much about them recentement.

If ever I need to steal 'owt, I'm definitely taking the ram raiding approach - even if it's just a microwave for my Mam. It's just more manly than white collar receipt fraud.

[Proper Bo]

I thought ram raid meant something else in wales:unsure:

[Fromagepas]

Wow, a ram raid. I remember they were all the rage about ten years ago. Not heard much about them recentement.

If ever I need to steal 'owt, I'm definitely taking the ram raiding approach - even if it's just a microwave for my Mam. It's just more manly than white collar receipt fraud.
:lol::earl:

Would you OK it with Mamker though?

[Fromagepas]

I thought ram raid meant something else in wales:unsure:
Everyone who stereotypes is a cunt. Fact.

[manker]

Right, that meal was shit. I'm not paying for it.

Quick, darling, steal a Mondeo from the carpark and back it through the double doors.

I'll be right with you after I call the chef a cunt.

[Fromagepas]

Right, that meal was shit. I'm not paying for it.

Quick, darling, steal a Mondeo from the carpark and back it through the double doors.

I'll be right with you after I call the chef a cunt.
:glag::earl:

:stoppit:

[Proper Bo]

I thought ram raid meant something else in wales:unsure: Everyone who stereotypes is a cunt. Fact.

quiet, you booze soaked scotch cunt:snooty:

[Fromagepas]

Everyone who stereotypes is a cunt. Fact.

quiet, you booze soaked scotch cunt:snooty:
You will never even come close to Jocko McBannockburn.

Really, even if you wear a condiment.

[Proper Bo]

:lol:

[Cheese]

Lets hope if the police do come to interview me that my missus doesn't tell them I spent until 4pm in bed today because I'm a lazy cunt...

[Fromagepas]

Lets hope if the police do come to interview me that my missus doesn't tell them I spent until 4pm in bed today because I'm a lazy cunt...
They'll assume your guilty anyway, because you're a work-shy, tax-dodging wastrel.

You really shouldn't have put that on your C.V.

[tesco]

What's a spar?

[Gripper]

Its the boom on a ships mast where you can buy groceries and shoplift easily due to the apathetic students working there

[CrabGirl]

Lets hope if the police do come to interview me that my missus doesn't tell them I spent until 4pm in bed today because I'm a lazy cunt...


I told them you came home very late last night with cuts all over your hands and were mumbling something about "serving the evil bitches right...sweep the glass up" in your sleep.

[Cheese]

There was an incident on the road where my old Spar is yesterday. Apparently someone threw a knife from an adjacent higher-up street and it smashed through a car window and embedded itself in the glove-box.

Looks like I quit that job just in time. :ermm:

[manker]

TCE worked out that you're not local and are on your tail :smilie4: