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Mr JP Fugley
05-06-2006, 02:32 PM
wood ewe prefer you're cawk to be longer or wider.

Why?

peat moss
05-06-2006, 02:47 PM
Just straighter would be fine thanks . And maybe a teste tuck ?

Mr JP Fugley
05-06-2006, 02:49 PM
Just straighter would be fine thanks . And maybe a teste tuck ?
don't worry, it strightens up when it gets erect. sexual activity causes this phenomenum.

DorisInsinuate
05-06-2006, 02:59 PM
Longer. It'll help with those pesky barre chords.

Mr JP Fugley
05-06-2006, 03:07 PM
Longer. It'll help with those pesky barre chords.
and playing fancy bottleneck licks.

peat moss
05-06-2006, 03:14 PM
Just straighter would be fine thanks . And maybe a teste tuck ?
don't worry, it strightens up when it gets erect. sexual activity causes this phenomenum.


Nope still crooked but what the hey ,I could write some new positions for the Kumra Sutra .:D { I know I spelt that wrong } :)

Mr JP Fugley
05-06-2006, 03:21 PM
is it crooked like a banananana or is there a kink in it.

Proper Bo
05-06-2006, 03:25 PM
/me awaits a reply along the lines of "you (really) got me"

DorisInsinuate
05-06-2006, 03:25 PM
More like a pretzel.

There isn't a kink in it, but it's been in a Kink :smilie4:

Biggles
05-06-2006, 03:41 PM
Would it be possible to have a bottle opener included in this wish list?

peat moss
05-06-2006, 03:42 PM
/me awaits a reply along the lines of "you (really) got me"


:lol: I could make love to my wife around a corner . She does n't seem to mind tho .

Mr JP Fugley
05-06-2006, 03:55 PM
Would it be possible to have a bottle opener included in this wish list?
ok, just for you.

which wood ewe prefer - a longer cawk, a wider cawk, a bottle opener.

Proper Bo
05-06-2006, 03:56 PM
bottle opener

Seedler
05-06-2006, 07:01 PM
longer AND wider:01:

Proper Bo
05-06-2006, 07:25 PM
got small peen syndrome, seedler?:no:

Gripper
05-06-2006, 07:37 PM
Neither,quite happy with what i've got :)

MagicNakor
05-06-2006, 07:43 PM
Everyone can use a bottle opener.

:shuriken: