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DorisInsinuate
05-15-2006, 02:51 PM
Despite my parents only being able to speak and write a very mangled form of English, both of them understand and can use 'there', 'their', and 'they're' correctly in sentences.

Therefore, my slightly senile parents > lolboys.
Barbarossa
05-15-2006, 02:54 PM
Doris's parents = manker + JP.

Big fucking deal. :dabs:
Proper Bo
05-15-2006, 02:54 PM
canadiaians < *
DorisInsinuate
05-15-2006, 02:55 PM
Doris's parents = manker + JP.

Big fucking deal. :dabs:
/moved to apathyworld
Barbarossa
05-15-2006, 02:57 PM
:lol: I was going to put that.
Barbarossa
05-15-2006, 03:05 PM
OK. Things I didn't know last week.


Cybermen are shit. :dabs:
Cheese
05-15-2006, 03:12 PM
Cybermen are shit. :dabs:

Why is Trigger trying to take over the world? :dabs:
Barbarossa
05-15-2006, 03:13 PM
He's pissed off because he keeps getting mistaken for that bloke in the Vicar of Dibley. :dabs:
Cheese
05-15-2006, 03:20 PM
He's pissed off because he keeps getting mistaken for that bloke in the Vicar of Dibley. :dabs:

Dawn French?
Barbarossa
05-15-2006, 03:23 PM
Exactly. It's enough to send anyone spiralling down the path of World Domination via the means of stamping cybernetic automatons made out of hobos and armed with tazers. :dabs:
Chip Monk
05-15-2006, 03:49 PM
Doris's parents = manker + JP.

Big fucking deal. :dabs:
/moved to apathyworld
manker = male :O

I didn't know that.
DorisInsinuate
05-15-2006, 04:15 PM
During France 1998, the stadium authorities were astonished to find the Japan fans' seating area cleaner after a game than before. On the final whistle, the fans had picked up all the rubbish they could find before depositing it in the bins by the exit.
Glag.

Sauce. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2006/teams/japan/4369188.stm)
Proper Bo
05-15-2006, 04:17 PM
During France 1998, the stadium authorities were astonished to find the Japan fans' seating area cleaner after a game than before. On the final whistle, the fans had picked up all the rubbish they could find before depositing it in the bins by the exit.
Glag.

Sauce. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2006/teams/japan/4369188.stm)

that has nothing to do with their race though.

scottish fact.
manker
05-15-2006, 04:26 PM
Last week I didn't know how vivid dreams were when you're wearing a nicotine patch.

Kinda like acid - the good feelings are intensified, but also the bad ones too. If you're going to have a bad dream, it's really fucking bad, if you're going to have a good dream, then it's teh awesome.

I've had one cool one about zombies a bad one last night about some emo shit to do with my family getting threatened by aliens and a rebellious force (:dabs:) but mostly I've been dreaming about hawt secks :01:
DorisInsinuate
05-15-2006, 04:26 PM
Glag.

Sauce. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2006/teams/japan/4369188.stm)

that has nothing to do with their race though.

scottish fact.
Of course not. It's because of their skin colour, that's just common sense.
DorisInsinuate
05-15-2006, 04:27 PM
Last week I didn't know how vivid dreams were when you're wearing a nicotine patch.

Kinda like acid - the good feelings are intensified, but also the bad ones too. If you're going to have a bad dream, it's really fucking bad, if you're going to have a good dream, then it's teh awesome.

I've had one cool one about zombies a bad one last night about some emo shit to do with my family getting threatened by aliens and a rebellious force (:dabs:) but mostly I've been dreaming about hawt secks :01:
I'm gonna try and find some of my Dad's old nicotine patches and watch some zombie movies before bed now later afterwards to be honest :01:
Barbarossa
05-15-2006, 04:27 PM
Common Sense > Solid Facts.
Barbarossa
05-15-2006, 04:28 PM
Common Sense learnt on the Street > *
Barbarossa
05-15-2006, 04:28 PM
God I look funny as a Chinaman :dabs:
manker
05-15-2006, 04:31 PM
Last week I didn't know how vivid dreams were when you're wearing a nicotine patch.

Kinda like acid - the good feelings are intensified, but also the bad ones too. If you're going to have a bad dream, it's really fucking bad, if you're going to have a good dream, then it's teh awesome.

I've had one cool one about zombies a bad one last night about some emo shit to do with my family getting threatened by aliens and a rebellious force (:dabs:) but mostly I've been dreaming about hawt secks :01:
I'm gonna try and find some of my Dad's old nicotine patches and watch some zombie movies before bed now later afterwards to be honest :01:It doesn't work like that. I watched an entire season of Scrubs in the morning and then the first three of Season two before i went to bed last night but still dreamed about emo sci-fi.

So, just shut the fuck up and die to be honest.
manker
05-15-2006, 04:31 PM
God I look funny as a Chinaman :dabs:
Whatcha telling me for to be honest.
Guillaume
05-15-2006, 04:36 PM
mostly I've been dreaming about hawt secks :01:
You need nicotine for that?

:no:
manker
05-15-2006, 04:39 PM
mostly I've been dreaming about hawt secks :01:
You need nicotine for that?

:no:
Gawd no.

Just that the vividosity is increased :happy:
DorisInsinuate
05-15-2006, 04:39 PM
I'm gonna try and find some of my Dad's old nicotine patches and watch some zombie movies before bed now later afterwards to be honest :01:It doesn't work like that. I watched an entire season of Scrubs in the morning and then the first three of Season two before i went to bed last night but still dreamed about emo sci-fi.

So, just shut the fuck up and die to be honest.
Sarah Chalke, phwwwwwwwwoar, by the way, to be honest, quite frankly, au jour dui.