Hoi, Mr so called manker

[Chip Monk]

Does your orifice have a male opening policy. Or is it just anybody who does the needful.

[manker]

I open everything with my name on it, the chapesses open everything else.

I didnae get anything exciting today :(

[Chip Monk]

No it was only posted today, due to a mixture of no DVDs and me being pished most of the weekend.

Given I don't actually know your name, per se, the envelope doesn't have it marked on.

OK, subsidiary question - Does the hawt blond burd with the big bewds have a decent sense of humour?

[Proper Bo]

Did you fill the envelope with aids filled needles loiyke?:smilie4:

[Chip Monk]

Did you fill the envelope with aids filled needles loiyke?:smilie4:
That's just stupid, razor blade infected with hep c sellotaped to the inside of the envelope. So that if anyone tries to open it with their finger then it's slicey, bleedy time.

[Proper Bo]

I think a deep envelope filled with needles would be better, for when they reach inside loiyke.

[manker]

No it was only posted today, due to a mixture of no DVDs and me being pished most of the weekend.

Given I don't actually know your name, per se, the envelope doesn't have it marked on.

OK, subsidiary question - Does the hawt blond burd with the big bewds have a decent sense of humour?
She could do, since you made her up. I don't got no blondes here.

The one who will open the envelope doesn't really have the best sense of humour but she does have fantastic bewds.

Why do you ask :pinch:

Edit: and why am I giving you this ammunition after you googled my office phone number :pinch: :pinch:

[DorisInsinuate]

I think a deep envelope filled with needles would be better, for when they reach inside loiyke.
The needles should be filled with liquid dog poo aswell.

[Cheese]

I think a deep envelope filled with needles would be better, for when they reach inside loiyke. The needles should be filled with liquid dog poo aswell.

How are you going to get a dog to poo into the container bit?

[DorisInsinuate]

Don't be silly. You make the dog swallow the syringe, then wait for it to poo it out to be honest.

[Fromagepas]

No it was only posted today, due to a mixture of no DVDs and me being pished most of the weekend.

Given I don't actually know your name, per se, the envelope doesn't have it marked on.

OK, subsidiary question - Does the hawt blond burd with the big bewds have a decent sense of humour?
She could do, since you made her up. I don't got no blondes here.

The one who will open the envelope doesn't really have the best sense of humour but she does have fantastic bewds.

Why do you ask :pinch:

Edit: and why am I giving you this ammunition after you googled my office phone number :pinch: :pinch:

You never told me your office phone number :blink: