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Chip Monk
05-16-2006, 07:35 PM
Does it really exist?

EDIT - Les - Don't read any further, you really don't want to know.

Proper Bo
05-16-2006, 07:37 PM
does it matter?:smilie4:

Chip Monk
05-16-2006, 07:40 PM
does it matter?:smilie4:
Not to you.

sArA
05-16-2006, 07:48 PM
Does it really exist?

I hope so...or I have been delusional all this time....which, is fine actually cos the delusion felt good anyway. :lol:

SpatulaGeekGirl
05-16-2006, 07:49 PM
Not while one's on antidepressants. :(

Chip Monk
05-16-2006, 07:56 PM
Not while one's on antidepressants. :(
Opening post edited.

For the sake of both the young and the old.

CrabGirl
05-16-2006, 08:57 PM
According to the girl upstairs who seems to have been having one for an hour now, yes.

Chip Monk
05-16-2006, 09:05 PM
According to the girl upstairs who seems to have been having one for an hour now, yes.
:lol:

You mentioned that before.

Maybe she bought a new tumble dryer.

CrabGirl
05-16-2006, 09:11 PM
I've just put on some Orff. Very loudly, seeing as they think listening to someone screaming their head off for an hour is acceptable. I'm going to do it again at three o clock in the morning.

Chip Monk
05-16-2006, 09:29 PM
I've just put on some Orff. Very loudly, seeing as they think listening to someone screaming their head off for an hour is acceptable. I'm going to do it again at three o clock in the morning.
I was listening to Carmina Burana at work today. Much to the chagrin of the Green Day fans.

I wouldn't suggest for a second that it was loud, but I couldn't hear their music, they complained about mine.

CrabGirl
05-16-2006, 09:35 PM
I've just put on some Orff. Very loudly, seeing as they think listening to someone screaming their head off for an hour is acceptable. I'm going to do it again at three o clock in the morning.
I was listening to Carmina Burana at work today. Much to the chagrin of the Green Day fans.

I wouldn't suggest for a second that it was loud, but I couldn't hear their music, they complained about mine.

They just have that weird fashionable fear about music over 30 years old which seems to possess people today. It's a bit sad that they can't give it a go.
That said, I'm about to change tak and watch 50 years of eurovision on the TV. Primarily because it makes me giggle and also because I want to see the Greeks do that stupid song where they are dressed like robots. Plus it will annoy and confuse the terminal shaggers upstairs. :happy:

Gripper
05-16-2006, 09:37 PM
Myth or menace?

Chip Monk
05-16-2006, 09:38 PM
I was listening to Carmina Burana at work today. Much to the chagrin of the Green Day fans.

I wouldn't suggest for a second that it was loud, but I couldn't hear their music, they complained about mine.

They just have that weird fashionable fear about music over 30 years old which seems to possess people today. It's a bit sad that they can't give it a go.
That said, I'm about to change tak and watch 50 years of eurovision on the TV. Primarily because it makes me giggle and also because I want to see the Greeks do that stupid song where they are dressed like robots. Plus it will annoy and confuse the terminal shaggers upstairs. :happy:
Yup it's the "I don't like it" syndrome.

I don't like that.

Have you tasted it?

No, but I know I don't like it.

I hate you, cunt.

Gripper
05-16-2006, 09:41 PM
They just have that weird fashionable fear about music over 30 years old which seems to possess people today. It's a bit sad that they can't give it a go.
That said, I'm about to change tak and watch 50 years of eurovision on the TV. Primarily because it makes me giggle and also because I want to see the Greeks do that stupid song where they are dressed like robots. Plus it will annoy and confuse the terminal shaggers upstairs. :happy:
Yup it's the "I don't like it" syndrome.

I don't like that.

Have you tasted it?

No, but I know I don't like it.

I hate you, cunt.

Have you tried it,don't knock it till you have:whistling

Chip Monk
05-16-2006, 09:42 PM
Yup it's the "I don't like it" syndrome.

I don't like that.

Have you tasted it?

No, but I know I don't like it.

I hate you, cunt.

Have you tried it,don't knock it till you have:whistling
That's just a wee bit too clever to work, but thanks for making the effort.

Gripper
05-16-2006, 09:43 PM
:)

Gripper
05-16-2006, 10:01 PM
Not while one's on antidepressants. :(
They must work differently on females,I've found mine to be more intense.:robert0000000:

SpatulaGeekGirl
05-16-2006, 10:26 PM
Antidepressants can cause sexual side effects (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_serotonin_reuptake_inhibitor#Sexual_side_effects) such as anorgasmia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anorgasmia).

Gripper
05-16-2006, 10:30 PM
Shit and there was me thinking that I was getting better at controling myself,the drop in libido I agree with.

CrabGirl
05-16-2006, 10:39 PM
Takes ages on Prozac. Does return quickly once you're off them. Libido returns to normal too.

Chip Monk
05-16-2006, 10:40 PM
That's kind of ironic.

Taking anti-depressants lowers your libido.

Which is almost certain to make you more depressed.

Life really is a cunt for you mentals.

peat moss
05-17-2006, 01:22 AM
Females can fake it a little too easy in my experience , now a female ejaculation is a another matter . Find the old G spot problem solved ,or just be patient use the old tongue alphabet .

Barbarossa
05-17-2006, 08:34 AM
/moved to the apathy thread. :dabs:

Cheese
05-17-2006, 08:51 AM
Maybe Mythbusters could do an episode about this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/7ecbc798.jpg

manker
05-17-2006, 09:00 AM
That's kind of ironic.

Taking anti-depressants lowers your libido.

Which is almost certain to make you more depressed.

Life really is a cunt for you mentals.
Omfg :glag: :glag:

Gripper
05-17-2006, 11:43 AM
:emo:

missie
05-17-2006, 07:24 PM
it's all a big myth.
we just pretend it exists to make y'all try a bit harder. :eyebrows:

Spider_dude
05-17-2006, 10:28 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autocunnilingus

thewizeard
05-18-2006, 07:13 AM
Does it really exist?

EDIT - Les - Don't read any further, you really don't want to know.


:blink: you could try viagra... that might afford you the endurance, to find out for yourself :P