How long do you think i got banned for yesterday..

[enoughfakefiles]

How long do you think i got banned for yesterday.:dry:

[Proper Bo]

:huh:

[enoughfakefiles]

Not from the board :dabs:

I was in court yesterday for speeding :dry:

[Fromagepas]

The Linkin Park option.

[manker]

I'm gonna say one month :smilie4:

[enoughfakefiles]

The sheriff was very nice to me. She gave me 12 month ban and a £400 pound fine :angry:

[Fromagepas]

Nah, I think he got off, by crying like a wee gurl in front of the Sheriff.

[Mr. Mulder]

2 years

edit, 12 months?

[Fromagepas]

The sheriff was very nice to me. She gave me 12 month ban and a £400 pound fine :angry:
What speed were you doing in what limit?

[enoughfakefiles]

107.9 Mph on the M74 near lanark.

[manker]

Feck! I got a seven hundred (I think) quid fine and a 21 day ban for going 105mph.

I represented myself in court and told them children would starve and the commies would take over the world if I couldn't drive for an extended period (paraphrased).

Seemed to work in my favour.

[Fromagepas]

107.9 Mph on the M74 near lanark.

:o you're lucky you didn't get the jail, what with you being Engerlish like.

[enoughfakefiles]

107.9 Mph on the M74 near lanark.

:o you're lucky you didn't get the jail, what with you being Engerlish like.

I know it's harsh but that's the truth. As soon as she asked me if i would lose my job if i was banned and i said yes she gave me that sentence :dry:

I don't know if i could appeal though :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

you don't appeal to me. :dabs:

[enoughfakefiles]

you don't appeal to me. :dabs:

:dabs:

[Gripper]

Some people get away with speeding quite often(you know who you are).
I don't advocate speeding,but it pisses me off that famous/political types get away with it on a regular basis, I assume you were not driving stupidly and just getting your foot down on a clear bit.
How'd they catch ya, on camera or did they chase you down with helicopters,stingers and fast pursuit vehicles.

[enoughfakefiles]

It was an unmarked police car. The road was clear as it was early in the morning. I think because i didn't suck up to her and i was one of the last people to been seen she just wanted rid. The sheriff took 4 minutes precisly to ban me :dry:

[Gripper]

Are you just banned in Scoterland or the whole country

[enoughfakefiles]

Are you just banned in Scoterland or the whole country

If only that could be true :smilie4:

[Fromagepas]

It was an unmarked police car. The road was clear as it was early in the morning. I think because i didn't suck up to her and i was one of the last people to been seen she just wanted rid. The sheriff took 4 minutes precisly to ban me :dry:
You were told to suck up, that's the way it works.

[Fromagepas]

Are you just banned in Scoterland or the whole country
:glag:

[Gripper]

Well I thought yous lot was independent now :snooty:

[Fromagepas]

Well I thought yous lot was independent now :snooty:
Evolved, mate.

[lynx]

You should know about sharing by now.

You provide the money, they share it out.

[enoughfakefiles]

This made an interesting read :dabs:

http://www.speed-trap.co.uk/Accused_Home/SpeedVSFines/SpeedVSFines.htm

[Chip Monk]

Yeah, you should have read that before you came to Scotland, where we are a different jurisdiction.

Obviously she fined you £300 as per the table and a further £400 for being a dirty English cunt speeding on her good clean Scottish road.

(Forgive me if that appears harsh, but some cawk said that harshness no longer existed here)

[Chip Monk]

Yeah, you should have read that before you came to Scotland, where we are a different jurisdiction.

Obviously she fined you £300 as per the table and a further £400 for being a dirty English cunt speeding on her good clean Scottish road.

(Forgive me if that appears harsh, but some cawk said that harshness no longer existed here)
Or was the £700 the Welsh cunt?

[enoughfakefiles]

The welsh cunt.

I gonna get some legal advice next week.

[Chip Monk]

The welsh cunt.

I gonna get some legal advice next week.
With a view to appealing the sentence on the grounds of ubber harshness?

In fact use that phrase - I appeal this sentence on the grounds of ubber harshness.

Meh, you never listened when you were told to be obsequious.

[enoughfakefiles]

I expected a ban but not that much :dry:

I wonder if they'll go for uberharshness

[Chip Monk]

I expected a ban but not that must :dry:
I agree it was harsh, however you saying "Hoi, Scotch bitch, get it over with, I've got to ge back to Engerland a.s.a.p. and I'm going to have to drive at a brazillion miles an hour as it is" didnae help.

[enoughfakefiles]

I was one of the last ones to be seen. I watched at least 40 people go before me. I was quite gutted when she only gave me 4 minutes of her time :snooty:

[Chip Monk]

I was one of the last ones to be seen. I watched at least 40 people go before me. I was quite gutted when she only gave me 4 minutes of her time :snooty:
Best performance I ever saw in Court was a lorry driver (self employed) who didn't have a tax disc on his wagon.

He waited all day, got in the box and represented himself. He apologised for what he had done, explained that cash flow had been really tight and that he simply couldn't afford one until he did a couple of jobs without it. He apologised again for all the bother he had caused and said that he had bought the disc a.s.a.p. and promised he wouldn't do it again.

The Sheriff asked "Have you lost a days work by being here?"

The man replied that he had.

The Sheriff said "Well that seems like a harsh enough fine to me" and sent him on his way. He didn't even give him a flea in his ear. Just said, don't let me see you here again. The man replied that he certainly wouldn't be back and went on his way.

I tried to tell you, the Sheriff is God in their Court. The only way to get anything out of them is to play their game.

[100%]

always tailgate fast cars

[Chip Monk]

always tailgate fast cars
Indeed, if being dead forms part of your immediate plans.

[Seedler]

stfu plz linkin park emo band ghey cut bleed.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I don't think you got banned at all! I think you died! :snooty:

[Dawkins19312]

not long enough <_<

[enoughfakefiles]

not long enough <_<

Was that a play on words :blink:

/edit that was your fifth post :dabs:

[Mr JP Fugley]

not long enough <_<

Was that a play on words :blink:

/edit that was your fifth post :dabs:
I think it's why his last girfriend left him.

I'm implying her has an unfeasibly small penis. :shifty: