The "im gonna get pished cos im a double 'ard bastard" fred

[Mr. Mulder]

one of loobi's little sisters is staying over and being the responsible adult that I am im gonna get pished and watch ninja films. went to lidl and got all kinds of cheep spirits n stuff lol, will anyone else be partaking this evening? :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

got three ace michelle yeoh films to watch, wing chun, police assassins and magnificent warriors :smilie4:

[GepperRankins]

how little is little?

[Mr. Mulder]

her sister? i dunno, 4 or 5 i think? why do you ask, dave? :smilie4:

[GepperRankins]

:dabs:

taking it on myself to make sure you're a responsible baby sitter obviously

[Mr. Mulder]

:dabs:

drinking a long island ice tea atm, made from gin, white rum and vodka and ice tea - all bought from lidl :smilie4:

[GepperRankins]

:dabs:

drinking a long island ice tea atm, made from gin, white rum and vodka and ice tea - all bought from lidl :smilie4:
that's a pretty artistic way to call yourself a raving homosexual :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

i don't care its pretty good :snooty:

[enoughfakefiles]

Wot no grolsch :chad:

[Guillaume]

Tonight, I'll be mostly drinking whisky, to drive the paint fume away. :sick:

[Mr. Mulder]

theres alwais grolsch ftw ::smilie4

[Mr. Mulder]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005KH53.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

wtf uber

[Chip Monk]

Isn't he that fat polis on the telly.

[GepperRankins]

on a scale of one to ten i wish i was watching that right now

[Mr. Mulder]

marshal law >*

[Chip Monk]

marshal law >*
That's the fella.

Bruce Lee > *.Kung Fu Player

[Gripper]

He's very light on his feet for a fat bloke,trained with Jackie chan as Chinese acrobats before they went into the martial arts films.

[Chip Monk]

He's very light on his feet for a fat bloke,trained with Jackie chan as Chinese acrobats before they went into the martial arts films.
So, basically he's a fat dancer doing kid on fighting.

[Seedler]

At least incest is something the whole family can do.