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Cheese
05-20-2006, 07:43 PM
Thoughts?

Me? As long as USA don't win it I could care less.

enoughfakefiles
05-20-2006, 07:43 PM
Are turkey in it.

Cheese
05-20-2006, 07:47 PM
Are turkey in it.

glag earl

Chip Monk
05-20-2006, 07:49 PM
I'm not bothering, I missed the semi-finals so I've lost interest in the whole sorry escapade.

Cheese
05-20-2006, 07:50 PM
I'm not bothering, I missed the semi-finals so I've lost interest in the whole sorry escapade.

If you had used the third semi-final joke I'd have glagged again.

enoughfakefiles
05-20-2006, 07:50 PM
I wonder if teery wogan will be presenting it this year :unsure:

Chip Monk
05-20-2006, 07:53 PM
I'm not bothering, I missed the semi-finals so I've lost interest in the whole sorry escapade.

If you had used the third semi-final joke I'd have glagged again.
I thought long and hard about it, however I decided it was derivative.

Cheese
05-20-2006, 07:57 PM
I wonder if teery wogan will be presenting it this year :unsure:

Terry Wogan is banned from Denmark for making fun of their presenters. Fact.

enoughfakefiles
05-20-2006, 08:06 PM
I wonder which tupee he'll be wearing tonight.

Cheese
05-20-2006, 08:06 PM
Lithuania = Winners.

Cheese
05-20-2006, 08:09 PM
England's entry is like my uncle trying to do a rap :dabs:

enoughfakefiles
05-20-2006, 08:10 PM
I seen that zombie band on the telly today.

Cheese
05-20-2006, 08:11 PM
You know, like when your parents dance at a disco. That type of embarrassing.

Chip Monk
05-20-2006, 08:14 PM
England's entry is like my uncle trying to do a rap :dabs:
It was a Glasgow cop who wrote the English entry.

Cheese
05-20-2006, 08:17 PM
Since when was the planet of the Klingons a part of Europe? :dabs:

Chip Monk
05-20-2006, 08:19 PM
Norway ftw, Mrs CM roused me from my wankpit to watch it.

enoughfakefiles
05-20-2006, 08:23 PM
Since when was the planet of the Klingons a part of Europe? :dabs:

Since we because part of the federation of planets :dabs:

Cheese
05-20-2006, 08:24 PM
gtg, apparently using my laptop whilst we have company is considered rude. Who knew. :dabs:

enoughfakefiles
05-20-2006, 08:25 PM
tell them to leave then :snooty:

Chip Monk
05-20-2006, 08:34 PM
gtg, apparently using my laptop whilst we have company is considered rude. Who knew. :dabs:
You are now someone who "has company". :glag:

This is the new "domesticated Cheese". :thumb:

Mr. Mulder
05-20-2006, 08:36 PM
youve got company which means youve got to be gay and talk to them or youll be inn touble PWND!!!!!!!

GepperRankins
05-20-2006, 08:38 PM
lol. i can't even preview cheeses massage

Petri
05-20-2006, 10:10 PM
We fuckin' kicked the rest of Europe's ass!

Go Lordi, Go Lordi, Go!

enoughfakefiles
05-20-2006, 10:11 PM
You actually watched it *dabs

Petri
05-20-2006, 10:17 PM
I just watched the end, when they gave the points. You really think I could've sat through all that crap without my head exploding?

Chip Monk
05-20-2006, 10:22 PM
lol. i can't even preview cheeses massage
Why would you wish to?

Biggles
05-20-2006, 11:20 PM
Lithuania = Winners.


That was the Vindaloo song wasn't it?

I rather liked that.

I couldn't believe the Finish Klingon/Slipknot crowd won but it did make me chuckle. Not that it was bad just that in previous years the old voting system ran a mile from that sort of thing. People texting in their vote rather than letting some crusty old panel choosing in each country has obviously had an impact.

Personally. I was rather taken by the Ukrainian girl :naughty:

I think Eurovision has become disturbingly professional though. Most of the countries sang in English and since when did Moldovia have Black Rap artistes? I was also slightly surprised to see Armenia is in Europe now - although their entry was actually ok.

Chip Monk
05-20-2006, 11:42 PM
Les,

Is "Factor Availability" an accounting term.

hammer231
05-21-2006, 05:04 PM
its all politics and bullshit

enoughfakefiles
05-21-2006, 05:09 PM
its all politics and bullshit

What about the singing :blink:

100%
05-21-2006, 05:49 PM
its all politics and bullshit

What about the singing :blink:

Elvis regrets never doing the EuroVision Song Festival

Biggles
05-21-2006, 09:33 PM
Les,

Is "Factor Availability" an accounting term.

Factoring is.....

but I suspect a rodding :ermm:

Chip Monk
05-21-2006, 09:45 PM
Les,

Is "Factor Availability" an accounting term.

Factoring is.....

but I suspect a rodding :ermm:
No, honestly. I saw it on a spreadsheet and wondered if it was an accounting term. It's not something I'd seen before.

As I understand it "Factoring" is when someone collects money on behalf of others and gets a cut for doing it (sorry if that was too technical).

Biggles
05-21-2006, 10:01 PM
Factoring is.....

but I suspect a rodding :ermm:
No, honestly. I saw it on a spreadsheet and wondered if it was an accounting term. It's not something I'd seen before.

As I understand it "Factoring" is when someone collects money on behalf of others and gets a cut for doing it (sorry if that was too technical).

Ah!

Your view of factoring is as I also understand it.

"Factor availabilty" sounds like factors of production

Labour, Plant, Investment etc., More of an Economists term than an accounting one - albeit there are crossovers.

Aren't Spreadsheets Brilliant? http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/characters/images/brilliant2.jpg

Chip Monk
05-21-2006, 10:47 PM
"Factor availabilty" sounds like factors of production

Labour, Plant, Investment etc., More of an Economists term than an accounting one - albeit there are crossovers.


That makes sense, given the context, thanks for that.

Barbarossa
05-22-2006, 03:17 PM
Why the fuck do we have to call the former Yugoslav republic of Macedonia "The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia"?

Why don't we just call it "Macedonia"? Is there another Macedonia we haven't been told about, which is why we have to qualify their name with their entire fucking history? :angry:

Bunch of fucking arse.

Oh, and while we're at it, "Bosnia and Herzegovenia" should just be Bosnia. Fucking Balkans :dry:

Anyway, we're never going to win this ever again unless we split up into England, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales, Cornwall, East Anglia and Northumbria :dabs:

Proper Bo
05-22-2006, 04:07 PM
Northumbria > *

fact.

Cheese
05-22-2006, 04:08 PM
Oh, and while we're at it, "Bosnia and Herzegovenia" should just be Bosnia. Fucking Balkans :dry:



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5003220.stm

I'm sure they're just doing it for even more Balkan votes at next year's Eurovision

Barbarossa
05-22-2006, 04:11 PM
So long as they don't call it "The Former Yugoslav Republic And Recently Split From Serbia To Make A New Country Montenegro" :frusty:

Seedler
05-22-2006, 11:28 PM
Who ususally wins?

SpatulaGeekGirl
05-23-2006, 07:45 AM
Lordi! FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????/////////11111111