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Seedler
05-23-2006, 03:02 PM
Found 3 red bumps on my cawk just now.:O

Gotta go to the clinic.:(

Bye.:pinch:

Barbarossa
05-23-2006, 03:10 PM
Watch that road :frusty:

SpatulaGeekGirl
05-23-2006, 04:40 PM
What have you been up to with the ladies, Seedler? :nono:

Spider_dude
05-23-2006, 04:47 PM
did you catch it from maeback?

Gripper
05-23-2006, 06:36 PM
Found 3 red bumps on my cawk just now.:O

Gotta go to the clinic.:(

Bye.:pinch:
P'raps they're speed humps or tread marks, or p'raps you've been gripping your pee pee to hard.:blink:

100%
05-23-2006, 06:43 PM
bump

manker
05-23-2006, 06:50 PM
It's definitely cawk-rot.

The only cure is having sex with a girl ... so you're doomed :(

100%
05-23-2006, 07:19 PM
or use a cheese grater

http://www.beadedthings.com/files/cheese_slicer500_1_.jpg

TheRealDave
05-23-2006, 07:56 PM
or use a cheese grater

http://www.beadedthings.com/files/cheese_slicer500_1_.jpg

that's a slicer. This is a grater :naughty:http://www.pans.com/images/grater.bmp

Spider_dude
05-23-2006, 07:58 PM
that's the most emo grater i've ever seen.

sArA
05-23-2006, 07:59 PM
Is that what emo's use to slash their arms?

Mr JP Fugley
05-23-2006, 08:00 PM
It's definitely cawk-rot.


Don't joke aboot cawk-rot.

It's one of the top ten killers of Ladyboys in Canadia.

Mr JP Fugley
05-23-2006, 08:02 PM
Is that what emo's use to slash their arms?
"emo's", for shame, just change "their" to "there" why don't you? Mrs so called Doctor sArA.:cry:

Smith
05-23-2006, 08:02 PM
Well we can be sure its not an STD..you need to have sex for that to happen.

Mr JP Fugley
05-23-2006, 08:04 PM
Well we can be sure its not an STD..you need to have sex for that to happen.
Yes but not necessarily with a female .... or even a human.

Spider_dude
05-23-2006, 08:33 PM
or a living one.

Mr JP Fugley
05-23-2006, 08:36 PM
or a living one.
:glag: :earl:

and they say we've lost our harsh edge.

No way Josey.

Seedler
05-24-2006, 02:30 AM
rofl just read all replies.:glag:

Peeps are as h4rsh as ever, if not even more so.

I'll leave the bumps alone tho, and hopefully they'll go away soon.:unsure:

sArA
05-24-2006, 10:01 AM
They will probably spread until your cawk looks like a sweet potato!

Mr JP Fugley
05-24-2006, 05:59 PM
They will probably spread until your cawk looks like a sweet potato!
hmmm, sweet potatoes :drool:

100%
05-24-2006, 09:37 PM
according to scientific research women prefer "bumps" on their dildoes.
be proud of your evolution seedler

HeavyMetalParkingLot
05-25-2006, 01:53 AM
Ribbed....for her pleasure:

http://www.ahrchk.net/ua/images/E.M.Shiva,%20died%20on%2018.12.03.gif

Guyver
05-25-2006, 01:57 AM
hahaha Seedler has herpes

SpatulaGeekGirl
05-25-2006, 02:00 AM
Ribbed....for her pleasure:

http://www.ahrchk.net/ua/images/E.M.Shiva,%20died%20on%2018.12.03.gif

You're sick. :dry:

HeavyMetalParkingLot
05-25-2006, 02:51 AM
Ribbed....for her pleasure:

http://www.ahrchk.net/ua/images/E.M.Shiva,%20died%20on%2018.12.03.gif

You're sick. :dry:

pot calling the kettle black lil' miss ladyboy fan. :P

100%
05-25-2006, 09:43 AM
@Heavy but does it vibrate or only spasm?

manker
05-25-2006, 09:59 AM
pot calling the kettle black lil' miss ladyboy fan. I don't actually think there is anything 'sick' about liking a band whose male members dress up in women's clothes.

Being a fan of a group of guys who like putting on female clothes is hardly in the same catagory as posting a photograph of a naked, emaciated pre-teen that probably died shortly after that photograph was taken.

Also, it seems the reason for you posting such an image is because someone mentioned the pleasure ridges on the sides of dildos - which then immediately made you think of the protruding bones of a starving child.

Yup, I think that's pretty darn sick.

HeavyMetalParkingLot
05-25-2006, 04:08 PM
pot calling the kettle black lil' miss ladyboy fan. I don't actually think there is anything 'sick' about liking a band whose male members dress up in women's clothes.

Being a fan of a group of guys who like putting on female clothes is hardly in the same catagory as posting a photograph of a naked, emaciated pre-teen that probably died shortly after that photograph was taken.

Also, it seems the reason for you posting such an image is because someone mentioned the pleasure ridges on the sides of dildos - which then immediately made you think of the protruding bones of a starving child.

Yup, I think that's pretty darn sick.

A)If you are going to quote, do not erase the smiley at the end thats shows I was not being serious.

B)so....what you are saying is that I should not order this shirt for you?
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a497/a497.gif

Today's lesson: quadriplegics have feeling too, well....emotionally...

HeavyMetalParkingLot
05-25-2006, 04:09 PM
dp

Cheese
05-25-2006, 04:24 PM
I don't get it, "her pleasure"? :unsure:

Buffalo
05-25-2006, 04:28 PM
If a person walked past me with a T-Shirt on like that, I would have to say something to that person...

Not nice.
The money is not going to help poor humans like this, it's just sick.

manker
05-25-2006, 04:57 PM
I don't actually think there is anything 'sick' about liking a band whose male members dress up in women's clothes.

Being a fan of a group of guys who like putting on female clothes is hardly in the same catagory as posting a photograph of a naked, emaciated pre-teen that probably died shortly after that photograph was taken.

Also, it seems the reason for you posting such an image is because someone mentioned the pleasure ridges on the sides of dildos - which then immediately made you think of the protruding bones of a starving child.

Yup, I think that's pretty darn sick.

A)If you are going to quote, do not erase the smiley at the end thats shows I was not being serious.

B)so....what you are saying is that I should not order this shirt for you?
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a497/a497.gif

Today's lesson: quadriplegics have feeling too, well....emotionally...I erased nowt, I did use the BBCode FF plug in, however. It won't copy smilies.

What I'm saying is that your comment alied with the picture you posted wasn't funny in the slightest and is in poor taste. Proving that you're copying someone else being a twat does not dilute your own twatishness.

It actually compounds it, tbh.

Mr JP Fugley
05-25-2006, 06:56 PM
The T-shirt is not offensive on this forum, moderators and admin decide what is offensive, they are allowing that to stay ergo it's not offensive.

Seedler
05-25-2006, 09:39 PM
Okay they went away, I guess my evolution failed miserably:(

Meh, I guess I'll just get a human upgrade then.

Check these out:naughty::
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d47/terryjia/ScreenHunter_2.jpg

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d47/terryjia/ScreenHunter_3.jpg

http://www.humanupgrades.com/

You know you want one:drool: