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Agrajag
08-31-2006, 09:50 PM
Biggles, get a life and get laid.

Proper Bo
08-31-2006, 09:51 PM
You look like The.

Gripper
08-31-2006, 09:51 PM
Biggles, get a wife and get laid.

Was that necessary?:O

Agrajag
08-31-2006, 09:53 PM
Biggles, get a wife and get laid.

Was that necessary?:O

Shut it speccy

DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 09:54 PM
Fuck off, manker, you wanker, lol, go get laid.

manker
08-31-2006, 09:56 PM
Get bent, The.



Oh ... wait.

DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 09:57 PM
Fuckknuckle.

I like that one, it kinda rhymes or at least has a rhythm.

Cockjockey.

Agrajag
08-31-2006, 09:57 PM
Fuck off, manker, you wanker, lol, go get laid.

Derivative prick.

Agrajag
08-31-2006, 09:58 PM
Fuckknuckle.

I like that one, it kinda rhymes or at least has a rhythm.

Cockjockey.

Rhymes with what, arsebiscuit.

manker
08-31-2006, 09:58 PM
Oi, missus! Get your thumb out of my arse, it's making me gay, lol.

Gripper
08-31-2006, 09:58 PM
Spunkyspermonkeys

DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 09:59 PM
Fuckknuckle.

I like that one, it kinda rhymes or at least has a rhythm.

Cockjockey.

Rhymes with what, arsebiscuit.
The first two syllables rhyme.

I raped your mum, she was shit, so I raped your dad.

DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 10:00 PM
Fuck off, manker, you wanker, lol, go get laid.

Derivative prick.
Prick? Really original, knobflicker.

Agrajag
08-31-2006, 10:01 PM
Rhymes with what, arsebiscuit.
The first two syllables rhyme.

I raped your mum, she was shit, so I raped your dad.

Sorry to be pedantic but is that an insult, per se.

Gripper
08-31-2006, 10:02 PM
Pedantic penis head

DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 10:03 PM
The first two syllables rhyme.

I raped your mum, she was shit, so I raped your dad.

Sorry to be pedantic but is that an insult, per se.
I asked manker, he said:

"To treat with gross insensitivity, insolence, or contemptuous rudeness. See synonyms at offend."

I thought the rape thing was quite harsh, so yes, it is an insult.

Agrajag
08-31-2006, 10:04 PM
Pedantic penis head

Alliterate arsewipe.

DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 10:05 PM
Illiterate knobdoctor.

Mr. Mulder
08-31-2006, 10:06 PM
http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm >*

DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 10:08 PM
http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm >*
No, you're a fucking insult mong.

Gripper
08-31-2006, 10:09 PM
After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.

Agrajag
08-31-2006, 10:10 PM
Sorry to be pedantic but is that an insult, per se.
I asked manker, he said:

"To treat with gross insensitivity, insolence, or contemptuous rudeness. See synonyms at offend."

I thought the rape thing was quite harsh, so yes, it is an insult.

It really is a poor insult, making a fictitious claim that you are a rapist and also that you are a homosexual rapist.

I don't wish to argue with manker's advice here, heaven forfend, however I would suggest that your claim is more detrimental to you than it is to me.

Unless of course it's true, however again I don't really see how it insults me.

A grauitously harsh comment, I'll give you that. An insult tho', I don't really see it.

Maybe you should start a thread for gratuitously harsh comments.

Mr. Mulder
08-31-2006, 10:12 PM
http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm >*
No, you're a fucking insult mong.

that's what your birth giver said right before i punched her in the vagina and had forced sexual relations with her face for three minutes straight.

manker
08-31-2006, 10:14 PM
Hoi! Cunts!

You're not allowed to do 'your mom' jokes or any variation thereof.

Reason; they're shit.

Proper Bo
08-31-2006, 10:14 PM
that's what your birth giver said right before i punched her in the vagina and had forced sexual relations with her face for three minutes straight.

I would suggest that your claim is more
detrimental to you than it is to me.

Unless of course it's true, however again I don't really see how it insults me.

A grauitously harsh comment, I'll give you that. An insult tho', I don't really see it.

Maybe you should start a thread for gratuitously harsh comments.

Agrajag
08-31-2006, 10:17 PM
Hoi! Cunts!

You're not allowed to do 'your mom' jokes or any variation thereof.

Reason; they're shit.

Your Mam knows nowt about sandwiches. Fact.

Smith
08-31-2006, 10:35 PM
Your father was a hamster..and your mother smells of berries.

Proper Bo
08-31-2006, 10:36 PM
canadiaian

DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 10:49 PM
Your father was a hamster..and your mother smells of berries.
Rapist.

DorisInsinuate
08-31-2006, 10:50 PM
Maybe you should start a thread for gratuitously harsh comments.
Fuck off, wanker, go get laid.

I do agree with your point though, after reading Mr. Muldtwatender's post.

j2k4
09-01-2006, 12:36 AM
Hoi! Cunts!

You're not allowed to do 'your mom' jokes or any variation thereof.

Reason; they're shit.

And you are a large pimple on the ass of modest progress.

Snee
09-01-2006, 12:54 AM
Arse-monkeys, the lot of you.

GepperRankins
09-01-2006, 02:25 AM
hoi wankers. fuck off and get laid


if we say it more than 500 times it becomes funny again :dabs:

DorisInsinuate
09-01-2006, 09:47 AM
American dunderheads.

DorisInsinuate
09-01-2006, 09:50 AM
Faggots.

If I get moderated I automatically win this competition.

Gripper
09-01-2006, 07:31 PM
You are a skid mark on the pants of humanity.

Lilmiss
09-01-2006, 07:33 PM
pishflapsh. :happy:

Proper Bo
09-01-2006, 07:34 PM
pishflapsh ishn't an inshult, pnueb:no2:

Lilmiss
09-01-2006, 07:37 PM
wouldsh sha likesh shome cheesh with thaat inshult, poshibly shome wenshleydale?

Biggles
09-01-2006, 07:46 PM
Biggles, get a life and get laid.


:O

I say! you bounder.

Proper Bo
09-01-2006, 07:49 PM
Biggles, get a life and get laid.


:O

I say! you bounder.

you might need to to get your end away, fnar fnar

Agrajag
09-01-2006, 08:15 PM
Biggles, get a life and get laid.


:O

I say! you bounder.

Accountant, there I've said it now

j2k4
09-01-2006, 08:38 PM
:O

I say! you bounder.

Accountant, there I've said it now

This is getting out of hand.

In my new capacity as moderator advisor, I recommend this thread be closed. :huh:

Agrajag
09-01-2006, 08:41 PM
Accountant, there I've said it now

This is getting out of hand.

In my new capacity as moderator advisor, I recommend this thread be closed. :huh:

Shut it then, Forum Star Wannabee

j2k4
09-01-2006, 08:48 PM
This is getting out of hand.

In my new capacity as moderator advisor, I recommend this thread be closed. :huh:

Shut it then, Forum Star Wannabee

I'm hurt; really hurt...



































...you needle-dick bug-fucker.

Agrajag
09-01-2006, 09:25 PM
...you needle-dick bug-fucker.

Bog off, need a dick fuck bugger.

j2k4
09-01-2006, 11:06 PM
...you needle-dick bug-fucker.

Bog off, need a dick fuck bugger.

Periphrastic tautologist. :yup:

Biggles
09-02-2006, 05:16 PM
:O

I say! you bounder.

Accountant, there I've said it now

I was going to say that was uncalled for ... :( but that is rather the point isn't it?

Closet Teddies fan :whistling

manker
09-02-2006, 05:21 PM
JP's wife has got a pic of him in full Rangers kit that he proudly wore on their first date at Ibrox.

He switched allegiances to t'Hoops when Rangers signed Mo Johnston.

manker
09-02-2006, 05:28 PM
Hmm, that wasn't really a 'random' insult, more a calculated one.

Even if the last line makes not one iota of sence :dabs:

Agrajag
09-02-2006, 05:31 PM
Hmm, that wasn't really a 'random' insult, more a calculated one.

Even if the last line makes not one iota of sence :dabs:

:lol::earl:

Ya big bald, fat, spankmonkey.

Agrajag
09-02-2006, 05:31 PM
Wait, that's not you. :cry:

Smith
09-03-2006, 01:19 AM
Cunts..the lot of you.

Lilmiss
09-03-2006, 01:54 AM
if i thought you knew what a cunt was, i'd be majorly insulted right now. :smilie4:

Smith
09-03-2006, 02:53 AM
Well played.

DorisInsinuate
09-03-2006, 10:40 AM
Moron.

100%
09-03-2006, 12:26 PM
liposuction straw sucker

j2k4
09-03-2006, 12:53 PM
liposuction straw sucker

Now really-who would actually do that?

More contrived than random, in any case. :whistling

100%
09-03-2006, 01:55 PM
only a mortal like you :whistling

j2k4
09-03-2006, 04:00 PM
only a mortal like you :whistling

Pong. :whistling

BrolyBoo
09-04-2006, 05:00 PM
Fuck da manker
Fuck Mr.Jp (dog soilder)
and fuck all the posts above me

have a great time doing all the fucking :)

DorisInsinuate
09-04-2006, 05:41 PM
Bloody racist.