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MagicNakor
05-08-2003, 05:22 PM
The Bible is a book. Gay can mean happy. Sexism is descrimination against one sex. The Bible says that gay sex is a sin.

:ninja:
Buffalo
05-08-2003, 05:50 PM
Sex can be Fun with vegertables, What category am i in :o
MagicNakor
05-09-2003, 12:15 AM
Hmm. Very different dynamic on this forum. ;)

This concludes my little test.

:ninja:
complete noob
05-09-2003, 12:35 AM
Sex can be fun with vegertables
Not cantelopes though. They're too snobby
Buffalo
05-09-2003, 12:52 AM
Evolution is a sin, The modern world for some is a dream, For the chosen few.
If KaZaA Lite was God, Then Share he would, Be no longer a Dream.
Buffalo & jonno 2003
hobbes
05-09-2003, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by MagicNakor@8 May 2003 - 18:22
The Bible is a book. Gay can mean happy. Sexism is descrimination against one sex. The Bible says that gay sex is a sin.

:ninja:
Books say that happiness is a sin?
MagicNakor
05-09-2003, 01:16 AM
Well, the Bible in particular says homosexuality. ;)

Honestly, this was just a test. Someone told me if you use the words "Bible, sin, gay, sexism, sex, [and] homosexual" in any forum post you'd get a flamewar. It seems to work in 98% of the cases I've tested it on. ;)

:ninja:
hobbes
05-09-2003, 01:20 AM
Originally posted by MagicNakor@9 May 2003 - 02:16
Well, the Bible in particular says homosexuality. ;)

Honestly, this was just a test. Someone told me if you use the words "Bible, sin, gay, sexism, sex, [and] homosexual" in any forum post you'd get a flamewar. It seems to work in 98% of the cases I've tested it on. ;)

:ninja:
I thought this was one of those faulty reason tests.

God is love.
Love is blind
Steve Wonder is blind

therefore

Steve Wonder is God

Anyway, screw you, you sexist gay bible thumping bastard!












Is that considered a flame?
Buffalo
05-09-2003, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by MagicNakor@9 May 2003 - 01:16
Well, the Bible in particular says homosexuality. ;)

Honestly, this was just a test. Someone told me if you use the words "Bible, sin, gay, sexism, sex, [and] homosexual" in any forum post you'd get a flamewar. It seems to work in 98% of the cases I've tested it on. ;)

:ninja:
Yes i agree, I came back with the vegetable joke, Sorry.
It's all to easy, Words, some good , Some bad.
It makes you think. :)
MagicNakor
05-09-2003, 05:46 AM
Originally posted by hobbes@9 May 2003 - 02:20
Anyway, screw you, you sexist gay bible thumping bastard!












Is that considered a flame?
Not really. ;) But I'm glad this board failed. Not enough boards do. It's not a test you want to pass. :D

:ninja:
Buffalo
05-09-2003, 08:24 AM
This board did not fail, "REALITY FAILED"
And we are in the Lounge!!!!, Don't be bitter, Tests are better run in a lab, Than on people who are not aware, And i did not think this forum would ever get that serious.
To put this to people as a test is not right, and you should think twice, as all you are doing is stirring trouble, And that in it's self is very wrong.
People are people, we are all different, And thats beauty of the human race.
MagicNakor
05-09-2003, 11:22 AM
The point was to run on people who weren't aware. ;) To see how the different dynamics and demographics of this board compared to other forums. That first post had a bunch of "hot" words that, it was suggested, wouldn't matter what order they were put in, as long as the sentences themselves made sense, would cause a flamewar to erupt. So yes, there is no flamewar, the board failed. This is a good thing. ;) It's good to fail certain tests. Or, if you want to look at it the opposite way, this board passed and 98% of the total didn't.

I'm not stirring up trouble. :P It was a test, it's over, you all passed, let's move on with our lives.

Although I'm starting to think maybe we didn't pass after all.... :ph34r:

:ninja:
oldmancan
05-09-2003, 04:25 PM
Painless but not pointless. Good one MagicNakor.

note: no vegetables were harmed in the making of this post. :lol: :unsure: :P
j2k4
05-09-2003, 06:47 PM
Is this a great place, or what? :)

Truly exceptional. B)
J'Pol
05-09-2003, 06:52 PM
When do you intend passing out the cheese lumps test-boy.
MagicNakor
05-09-2003, 10:57 PM
Cheese is only given as a stimulant. Plus no one ran through any mazes. Also, I'm out of cheese.

:ninja:
Grim
05-10-2003, 06:02 AM
Yees are all nutters, this place is becoming a madhoose :lol:
J'Pol
05-10-2003, 08:35 AM
You know I meant metaphorical cheese and you gave it out fairly early in the proceedings.

By the way, I assume you all know the test isn't actually over.

Or is it.
Buffalo
05-10-2003, 09:23 AM
:huh: Life is one big Test, My girlfriend told me that i smell of chocolate last night, Now was that a test, Or was it a hint?
MagicNakor
05-10-2003, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by JPaul@10 May 2003 - 09:35
You know I meant metaphorical cheese and you gave it out fairly early in the proceedings.

By the way, I assume you all know the test isn't actually over.

Or is it.
:shifty:

:ninja:
j2k4
05-10-2003, 07:48 PM
I'm too busy birthing cats at the moment to care (at the moment) :blink:
slaphappy
05-11-2003, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by j2k4@9 May 2003 - 18:47
Is this a great place, or what? :)

Truly exceptional. B)
Oh, we just know shite when we smell it and can't be bothered tasting it to be sure.
Buffalo
05-12-2003, 10:43 AM
You are all so cool B)
J'Pol
05-12-2003, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@12 May 2003 - 11:43
You are all so cool B)
The cheese has already been declined.
Buffalo
05-12-2003, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by JPaul+12 May 2003 - 17:05--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 12 May 2003 - 17:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--CELEBS_ARE_US@12 May 2003 - 11:43
You are all so cool&nbsp; B)
The cheese has already been declined. [/b][/quote]
I have been to the Doctor, not so long ago, please note "this is true" I have a fetish for cheese, the mere word spoken "CHEESE" triggers of my impulsive Behaviour, I can&#39;t even go in a shop that sells cheese.
I am not joking, i have got this bad thing going on.
Now you have started me off again, Yes there is cheese in the fridge, Now i will have to nibble again.
j2k4
05-12-2003, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by slaphappy+11 May 2003 - 18:48--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slaphappy @ 11 May 2003 - 18:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--j2k4@9 May 2003 - 18:47
Is this a great place, or what?&nbsp; :)

Truly exceptional. B)
Oh, we just know shite when we smell it and can&#39;t be bothered tasting it to be sure. [/b][/quote]
No-

Just commenting on the quality of discourse here; it&#39;s becoming &#39;business as usual&#39;; and I think it IS edifying. ;)
Buffalo
05-12-2003, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US+12 May 2003 - 17:12--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CELEBS_ARE_US @ 12 May 2003 - 17:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -JPaul@12 May 2003 - 17:05
<!--QuoteBegin--CELEBS_ARE_US@12 May 2003 - 11:43
You are all so cool B)
The cheese has already been declined.
I have been to the Doctor, not so long ago, please note "this is true" I have a fetish for cheese, the mere word spoken "CHEESE" triggers of my impulsive Behaviour, I can&#39;t even go in a shop that sells cheese.
I am not joking, i have got this bad thing going on.
Now you have started me off again, Yes there is cheese in the fridge, Now i will have to nibble again. [/b][/quote]
Cheese is my friend :lol:
Got_brains?
05-12-2003, 08:40 PM
Cheese is my friend

You should definately talk with wee mouse&#33; She has been gone for a wile... but she will be back.... I think :( .
The Knife Thrower
05-12-2003, 08:54 PM
The bible also discriminates against animal fuckers. Which is why it would be really funny if you hacked a christian website and put lots of pics from goatse.cx :D .
Got_brains?
05-12-2003, 08:57 PM
from goatse.cx

God&#33; Thats sick&#33; You had to mention something that I havent heard about and make me :x :x :x &#33;

Sicko.

Even worse is a link to urinalpoop.org (http://urinalpoop.org).


Sicko.
The Knife Thrower
05-12-2003, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by Got_memory?@12 May 2003 - 20:57

from goatse.cx

God&#33; Thats sick&#33; You had to mention something that I havent heard about and make me :x :x :x &#33;

Sicko.

Even worse is a link to urinalpoop.org (http://urinalpoop.org).


Sicko.
I have never visited that site. Someone at this forum said they didn&#39;t trust .cx domains because of goatse.cx and with the word "goat" in it, it&#39;s obvious what it&#39;s about.
Buffalo
05-12-2003, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by The Knife Thrower+12 May 2003 - 21:02--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (The Knife Thrower @ 12 May 2003 - 21:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Got_memory?@12 May 2003 - 20:57

from goatse.cx

God&#33; Thats sick&#33; You had to mention something that I havent heard about and make me :x :x :x &#33;

Sicko.

Even worse is a link to urinalpoop.org (http://urinalpoop.org).


Sicko.
I have never visited that site. Someone at this forum said they didn&#39;t trust .cx domains because of goatse.cx and with the word "goat" in it, it&#39;s obvious what it&#39;s about. [/b][/quote]
I will not eat Goats Cheese now, I don&#39;t think it will be nice.
Got_brains?
05-12-2003, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by The Knife Thrower+12 May 2003 - 14:02--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (The Knife Thrower @ 12 May 2003 - 14:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Got_memory?@12 May 2003 - 20:57

from goatse.cx

God&#33; Thats sick&#33; You had to mention something that I havent heard about and make me :x :x :x &#33;

Sicko.

Even worse is a link to urinalpoop.org (http://urinalpoop.org).


Sicko.
I have never visited that site. Someone at this forum said they didn&#39;t trust .cx domains because of goatse.cx and with the word "goat" in it, it&#39;s obvious what it&#39;s about. [/b][/quote]
Well, i didnt look around that far (to see the goat), I just saw the picture of the guy on the front and that scared me enough&#33;


NOTE: I wasn&#39;t serious about blaming you, but it was really disgusting.
Got_brains?
05-12-2003, 09:30 PM
What ever you do, dont go to: http://www.goatse.cx/loopback.jpg. Just tell your friends. They will hate you forever.

That site is just a funny, but sick joke. I am going to tell all my friends to go to it&#33; ;) :lol:

They have stuff just like this:


* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; g&nbsp;
o /&nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; /&nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; o&nbsp;
a|&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; a&nbsp;
t|&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; `.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; t&nbsp;
s`&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;|&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; s&nbsp;
e &#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; | /&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; /&nbsp; &#092;&#092;&#092;&nbsp; --__ &#092;&#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; e&nbsp;
x&nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;/&nbsp; _--~~&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ~--__| &#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; x&nbsp;
*&nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;_-~&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ~-_&#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; *&nbsp;
g&nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;_&nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; _.--------.______&#092;|&nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; g&nbsp;
o&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;______// _ ___ _ (_(__>&nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; o&nbsp;
a&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; .&nbsp; C ___)&nbsp; ______ (_(____>&nbsp; |&nbsp; /&nbsp; &nbsp; a&nbsp;
t&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; /&#092; |&nbsp; C ____)/&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#092; (_____>&nbsp; |_/&nbsp; &nbsp; t&nbsp;
s&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; / /&#092;|&nbsp; C_____)&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; (___>&nbsp; /&nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; s&nbsp;
e&nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; (&nbsp; _C_____)&#092;______/&nbsp; // _/ /&nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; e&nbsp;
x&nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; |__&nbsp; &#092;&#092;_________// (__/&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; x&nbsp;
*&nbsp; &nbsp; | &#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;____)&nbsp; `----&nbsp; --&#39;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; *&nbsp;
g&nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &#092;_&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ___&#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; /_&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; _/ | g&nbsp;
o&nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; /&nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; | o&nbsp;
a&nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; /&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; | a&nbsp;
t&nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; / /&nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &#092;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |t&nbsp;
s&nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; / /&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#092;__/&#092;___/&nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |s&nbsp;
e&nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; / /&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |e&nbsp;
x&nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; |x&nbsp;
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t e x *


Its all mesed up because it took out the spacing. Anyway, show your friends and coworkers&#33; ;) :lol:

(the real text one is here (http://www.goatse.cx./contrib.html) and the real one is here (http://www.goatse.cx./hello.jpg). Dont say I didnt warn you&#33;)
WeeMouse
05-12-2003, 10:33 PM
see what happens when I&#39;m away for a while?&#33;

:lol:
Buffalo
05-12-2003, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by WeeMouse@12 May 2003 - 22:33
see what happens when I&#39;m away for a while?&#33;

:lol:
It&#39;s all gone to pot today, Please sort these people out :lol:
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/cheeez_is_cool.gif
WeeMouse
05-12-2003, 10:53 PM
/Mouse flexes her rodent muscles

Who&#39;s messing?&#33;


:lol:
ugluk
05-12-2003, 11:04 PM
curse them goats&#33; disgusting. :x