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Buffalo
05-08-2003, 05:45 PM
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summerlinda
05-08-2003, 06:20 PM
Stop feeding it :P

gumbydancin
05-08-2003, 07:00 PM
Mine will eat parsley if I give it to him, and that usually helps. ;)

hobbes
05-08-2003, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by summerlinda@8 May 2003 - 19:20
Stop feeding it  :P
Now that is just stoopid! The kat wood starve. If u eat katffod yurself, you dont hardly notice no smell. It ain't so bad, and its cheep!

Buffalo
05-08-2003, 09:18 PM
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FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
05-08-2003, 10:47 PM
;) Just shoot a cat the other day with my BB Gun.Damn thing was getting in the trash can.Have not seen it since.

But don't worry Ladies.....only had the gun pumped once.Did not break the skin.At least I don't think. :unsure:

J'Pol
05-08-2003, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@8 May 2003 - 23:47
;) Just shoot a cat the other day with my BB Gun.
You´re quite right mate.

If the cat had your BB gun then you were right to shoot it.

Thieving bar steward.

Wolfmight
05-08-2003, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@8 May 2003 - 18:45
:o My Cat's Breath Smells Of Cat Food, Does Any one know of a breath freshener for Cat's :blink:
http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/2404928.jpg < DOes your cat smell like ASS?

Darth Sushi
05-08-2003, 11:39 PM
There are special biscuits that helps control a dog&#39;s breath odor. I&#39;m pretty sure there will be a cat&#39;s counterpart.

Buffalo
05-08-2003, 11:51 PM
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Grim
05-10-2003, 07:11 AM
A bucket full of water, dunk it&#39;s had in there for a couple of minutes, no more bad breath.

I hate cat&#39;s, they are not pet&#39;s, they are leeches, they prowl aboot as if they own the place. They are natural born killers, they kill the little birdies.

If i&#39;ve upset any catlovers i don&#39;t give a shit cos i REELY hate them :angry:

Buffalo
05-10-2003, 09:11 AM
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Grim
05-10-2003, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US+10 May 2003 - 10:11--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CELEBS_ARE_US @ 10 May 2003 - 10:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Grim@10 May 2003 - 07:11
A bucket full of water, dunk it&#39;s had in there for a couple of minutes, no more bad breath.

I hate cat&#39;s, they are not pet&#39;s, they are leeches, they prowl aboot as if they own the place. They are natural born killers, they kill the little birdies.

If i&#39;ve upset any catlovers i don&#39;t give a shit cos i REELY hate them :angry:
Glad you got it of your Chest, I am the same with Dogs, I live on a beach Quite literally. And the only reason People bring there Dogs to the beach is to have a big poo. Now my cat "lu lu" will dig a hole, sit over it, do it&#39;s thing, then full the hole up, And will even pat it down, That&#39;s great.
Cat are cleen, Dog are just poo machines. [/b][/quote]
I agree with you on that Celebs, dogs are also noisy neighbors. I used live to next door to two rottweilers, an owl, an eagle, 3 noisy kids & there mother with a mouth like a foghorn :lol: so you can imagine the hell i went through. It took me four years to give in & move house.

Lilmiss
05-10-2003, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@10 May 2003 - 09:11
Now my cat "lu lu" will dig a hole, sit over it, do it&#39;s thing, then full the hole up, And will even pat it down, That&#39;s great.

id say that would be worse for the poor unsuspecting sunbathers........or treasure hunters. :D :) :lol:

amphoteric88
05-10-2003, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by JPaul+9 May 2003 - 00:03--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 9 May 2003 - 00:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@8 May 2003 - 23:47
;) Just shoot a cat the other day with my BB Gun.
You´re quite right mate.

If the cat had your BB gun then you were right to shoot it.

Thieving bar steward. [/b][/quote]
lmao :D :D

p.s. i don&#39;t like cats, they are parasites.
custard creams are a good idea though, even better would be bourbons

CrumbCat
05-10-2003, 05:29 PM
My Cat&#39;s Breath Smells Of Cat Food, Does Any one know of a breath freshener for Cat&#39;s

You should here what your cat has said about you........and it has nothing to do with your breathe&#33;

Tchau&#33;

summerlinda
05-10-2003, 07:20 PM
/me loves cats, rather shoots some people&#33;

Curley
05-10-2003, 07:49 PM
My cats just plain stupid. Shes started sleeping on my jewelry box... she can&#39;t be comfortable at all.

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/2529693.jpg

summerlinda
05-10-2003, 08:16 PM
How cute&#33; ... no, she cant be comfortable.
Nice Ka, mines green ;)

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
05-10-2003, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by Curley@10 May 2003 - 14:49
My cats just plain stupid. Shes started sleeping on my jewelry box... she can&#39;t be comfortable at all.

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/2529693.jpg
:o What is up with them Curtains.They got too go. :P

summerlinda
05-10-2003, 08:28 PM
Dont listen to FC Curley, purple is my fav color....
My livingroom is purple, i just love it:

http://photo.anort.com/photos/summerlinda/original/17669.jpg

:)

Curley
05-10-2003, 08:46 PM
FC, purples a lovely colour... even summerlinda agrees. What colour are your curtains, brown? :P :P :P

@summerlinda, that dog is sooo lovely&#33;

Buffalo
05-10-2003, 09:12 PM
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Proper Bo
05-10-2003, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by summerlinda@10 May 2003 - 21:28
Dont listen to FC Curley, purple is my fav color....
My livingroom is purple, i just love it:

http://photo.anort.com/photos/summerlinda/original/17669.jpg

:)
That&#39;s one BIG cat :lol:

marine_aart
05-10-2003, 09:18 PM
I love dogs :P

CrumbCat
05-10-2003, 09:27 PM
Please Meet Lu Lu The Cat, "My Cats Breath Smells Of Cat Food"
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/lu_lu_the_cat.JPG

That is one nice looking cat&#33;

She obviously has no idea what tht toothbrush is sitting in front of her is for......or whe would not be sitting there so happy.

Tchau&#33;

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
05-10-2003, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by Curley@10 May 2003 - 15:46
FC, purples a lovely colour... even summerlinda agrees.&nbsp; What colour are your curtains, brown?&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :P

:P I like purple.....but has to be a dark purple.

CrumbCat
05-10-2003, 09:41 PM
Her is a picture of &#39;Lauser&#39;, one of my cats.
He&#39;s not with us any longer, as I had to put him down a few months back...
he was a real sweetheart.

http://sigup.com/sigs/lausersm.jpg

He was by far a much Cooler Cat than I will ever be.

summerlinda
05-10-2003, 09:46 PM
All these pics makes me want a cat......... but my dog disagrees :(

R.I.P Lauser..... :&#39;(

Proper Bo
05-10-2003, 09:54 PM
You can have my cat&#33; I hate the little buggar&#33; He lies on his back making it look like he wants his chest stroked then when you do, he latches onto you with his front paws n starts kickin and biting&#33; I&#39;m trying to think of a way to "get rid of him" and make it look like an accident ;)

Curley
05-10-2003, 09:54 PM
One of my cats had to be put down last year due to a tumor, so you have my sympathy there crumbcat... I know what you went through.

I&#39;m too lazy to have a dog, taking them for walks and all that. Plus, my 2 cats would eat it alive&#33;

Curley
05-10-2003, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN+10 May 2003 - 22:31--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FuNkY CaPrIcOrN @ 10 May 2003 - 22:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Curley@10 May 2003 - 15:46
FC, purples a lovely colour... even summerlinda agrees. What colour are your curtains, brown? :P :P :P

:P I like purple.....but has to be a dark purple. [/b][/quote]
Well, you&#39;ve not denied the brown curtains part&#33;

Buffalo
05-10-2003, 09:58 PM
Sorry for you loss Crum Cat, Cats are like people, they have feelings, you can&#39;t throw a stick and say fetch, The cat will just sit there Thinking "You threw the stick you get it yourself".

Proper Bo
05-10-2003, 10:00 PM
Cat&#39;s actually see themselves as equal to humans, whereas dogs see themselves as inferior. That&#39;s one of the reasons cats can&#39;t be trained, they feel the relationship is mutual

CrumbCat
05-10-2003, 10:14 PM
R.I.P Lauser.....
Thanks summerlinda


....I&#39;m trying to think of a way to "get rid of him" and make it look like an accident....
Proper Bo, I tell thee - you try it and I&#39;ll come over to your place one night and you&#39;ll know what it means to be clawed and scratched&#33;


One of my cats had to be put down last year due to a tumor, so you have my sympathy there crumbcat... I know what you went through.
Thanks Curley, right back at ya&#39;


Sorry for you loss Crum Cat....
I appreciate that CELEBS_ARE_US


Cats are like people, they have feelings, you can&#39;t throw a stick and say fetch, The cat will just sit there Thinking "You threw the stick you get it yourself".

That&#39;s one of the reasons cats can&#39;t be trained, they feel the relationship is mutual

Well, I know the above is not true:

My first cat (Krume) actually did fetch. I bought him a little white mouse, and when I threw it into the living room for the first time, he ran after it, picked it up, came trotting back to me and dropped it at my feet&#33;

I thought - &#39;what the.....&#39; so I threw it again - and he fetched it again&#33;

This became a nightly ritual for him an I. He would not tire of it, and the play would only stop when I stopped - he would be happy to go at it all night long if I was willing.

Here is his picture:
http://sigup.com/sigs/krumesm.jpg

He was the Coolest of all my cats. I miss him along with Lauser.

Tchau&#33;

Proper Bo
05-10-2003, 10:17 PM
that just shows you and the cat were playing together, it wasn&#39;t trained. The cat will have decided it liked that game and kept playing it

Buffalo
05-10-2003, 10:40 PM
Sounds like you had good times with &#39;Lauser&#39; and &#39;Krume&#39; Crumb Cat, http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/lu_lu_the_cat.JPG

CrumbCat
05-10-2003, 10:49 PM
Sounds like you had good times with &#39;Lauser&#39; and &#39;Krume&#39; Crumb Cat

Always &#33;&#33;&#33;

I&#39;m a BIG fan of the Cat.

I see a slight resemblance between Lu Lu and Krume......those are a couple of Cool Cats &#33; &#33;

Tchau&#33;

Buffalo
05-10-2003, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by CrumbCat@10 May 2003 - 22:49

Sounds like you had good times with &#39;Lauser&#39; and &#39;Krume&#39; Crumb Cat

Always &#33;&#33;&#33;

I&#39;m a BIG fan of the Cat.

I see a slight resemblance between Lu Lu and Krume......those are a couple of Cool Cats &#33; &#33;

Tchau&#33;
There is a good likeness Crumb Cat, Lu Lu is 12 years old, and has no teeth, i chop up all lu lu&#39;s food as it can&#39;t chew.
I use to go to sea, and lu lu was allways waiting for my return to check out the catch.
Best food is crab meat.

CrumbCat
05-10-2003, 11:12 PM
There is a good likeness Crumb Cat, Lu Lu is 12 years old, and has no teeth, i chop up all lu lu&#39;s food as it can&#39;t chew.
I use to go to sea, and lu lu was allways waiting for my return to check out the catch.....

They are faithful............nice to see you returning the Love to Lu Lu :wub: ......the both of you are lucky to have each other.

Tchau&#33;

googleman
05-11-2003, 08:43 AM
if u have access to chloroform just put a drop or two in its food and whens its down brush its teeth,could not be simpeler

Oh and don&#39;t blame me if the cat "kicks the bucket" because you put more than one or two drops in.

summerlinda
05-11-2003, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by googleman@11 May 2003 - 09:43
if u have access to chloroform just put a drop or two in its food and whens its down brush its teeth,could not be simpeler

Oh and don&#39;t blame me if the cat "kicks the bucket" because you put more than one or two drops in.
Now thats the most stupid reply i ever read&#33; :angry:
Never ever play around with cloroform&#33;&#33;&#33; Unless you know damn well what you are doing and have experience with it. It could harm or kill your beloved pet.......

Curley
05-11-2003, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by googleman@11 May 2003 - 09:43
if u have access to chloroform just put a drop or two in its food and whens its down brush its teeth,could not be simpeler

Oh and don&#39;t blame me if the cat "kicks the bucket" because you put more than one or two drops in.
Can I ask where you got this stupid & cruel idea from?

amphoteric88
05-11-2003, 04:07 PM
chloroform is actually a pretty easy chemical to handle and deal with. as long as you use it in an area where there is a fresh air supply, you will be perfectly safe. as to the dosage required to knock a cat out, i don&#39;t know. some people may think this is a dangerous idea, however chloroform was used for many years in surgery on humans.
don&#39;t use it if you don&#39;t know what you&#39;re doing though

Buffalo
05-11-2003, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by googleman@11 May 2003 - 08:43
if u have access to chloroform just put a drop or two in its food and whens its down brush its teeth,could not be simpeler

Oh and don&#39;t blame me if the cat "kicks the bucket" because you put more than one or two drops in.
I could not give my cat chloroform, Just in case the worst should happen to my dear lu lu
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/lu_lu_the_cat.JPG

Buffalo
05-11-2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by amphoteric88@11 May 2003 - 16:07
chloroform is actually a pretty easy chemical to handle and deal with. as long as you use it in an area where there is a fresh air supply, you will be perfectly safe. as to the dosage required to knock a cat out, i don&#39;t know. some people may think this is a dangerous idea, however chloroform was used for many years in surgery on humans.
don&#39;t use it if you don&#39;t know what you&#39;re doing though
Always Read The Label
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/chloroform_a_40.jpg

Rocktron
05-11-2003, 04:47 PM
:angry: I love all my cats&#33;&#33;

Despite how they smell&#33;
Is this a joke thread or are you just someone that doesn&#39;t love cats? :unsure:

I love everything about my cats&#33;&#33;
They wash themselfes 10 times a day.. do you???

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
05-11-2003, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by Rocktron@11 May 2003 - 11:47
I love everything about my cats&#33;&#33;
They wash themselfes 10 times a day.. do you???
:huh: Maybe 10 times a year. :huh:

Buffalo
05-11-2003, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Rocktron@11 May 2003 - 16:47
:angry: I love all my cats&#33;&#33;

Despite how they smell&#33;
Is this a joke thread or are you just someone that doesn&#39;t love cats? :unsure:

I love everything about my cats&#33;&#33;
They wash themselfes 10 times a day.. do you???
I love My "Lu Lu" , lu lu has been with me for a long time, I care for lu lu, And give it&#39;s needs, i would not give Lu Lu Chloroform or any drug at all.
So far i think the best method for my problem is parsley as thats a herb and should be safe.
Do you have the same problem?

amphoteric88
05-11-2003, 04:59 PM
i suppose if you go overboard on the chloroform then there&#39;s always taxidermy :lol:

Buffalo
05-11-2003, 05:00 PM
Please Note I did not say to use Chloroform, this is very unsafe.
PLEASE READ THE LABLE
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/chloroform_a_40.jpg

amphoteric88
05-11-2003, 05:09 PM
i know you didn&#39;t advocate the use of chloroform. i was referring to goggleman.
however, chloroform is not as dangerous as you suggest it is.
i&#39;ve worked with more dangerous chemicals than chloroform, i&#39;ve used rat mutagens and suspected cancer agents. the biggest risk with chloroform is that it&#39;s a highly flammable volatile substance

edit: whoops, never let the page load to see the pic
:lol: stupid 56k

Buffalo
05-11-2003, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by amphoteric88@11 May 2003 - 17:09
i know you didn&#39;t advocate the use of chloroform. i was referring to goggleman.
however, chloroform is not as dangerous as you suggest it is.
i&#39;ve worked with more dangerous chemicals than chloroform, i&#39;ve used rat mutagens and suspected cancer agents. the biggest risk with chloroform is that it&#39;s a highly flammable volatile substance

edit: whoops, never let the page load to see the pic
:lol:&nbsp; stupid 56k
Are, You be able to help me, To just change the subject just for a mo.
Walkers Crisps have just added a new ingredient to there crisps.
Ribonucleotide
I have had no reply back from Walkers to my request.
Take a look ata this,
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/b12_a_40.jpg

Buffalo
05-11-2003, 05:34 PM
No crisps for my "Lu Lu"http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/lu_lu_the_cat.JPG

amphoteric88
05-11-2003, 05:42 PM
ok, i assume you want to know some information on ribonucleotide. before you mentioned it, i hadn&#39;t really done any research on it. i had heard the name before, but never had any interest.
after a little research, i&#39;ve found that anti-cancer research at the moment is in the study of using drugs called ribonucleotide reductase inhibitors. these are drugs which stop the reduction of ribonucleotide.
i very much doubt that any major food manufacturer would ever attempt to increase public risk. therefore ribonucleotide must be safe for public consumption.
(there is a binded cyanide group on the molecule pictured though)

Buffalo
05-11-2003, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by amphoteric88@11 May 2003 - 17:42
ok, i assume you want to know some information on ribonucleotide. before you mentioned it, i hadn&#39;t really done any research on it. i had heard the name before, but never had any interest.
after a little research, i&#39;ve found that anti-cancer research at the moment is in the study of using drugs called ribonucleotide reductase inhibitors. these are drugs which stop the reduction of ribonucleotide.
i very much doubt that any major food manufacturer would ever attempt to increase public risk. therefore ribonucleotide must be safe for public consumption.
(there is a binded cyanide group on the molecule pictured though)
Thank you, And very interesting. Thank you for taking a look.
The modern process and the science thats goes into a bag of crisps, hi hi.
Now back to Lu Lu.
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/lu_lu_the_cat.JPG

Buffalo
05-19-2003, 05:34 PM
just got back from the Vet&#39;s, I have got some cream to put in Lu Lu&#39;s mouth, It&#39;s like salmon spread.
I don&#39;t think Lu Lu will mind it. :o

Curley
05-19-2003, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@19 May 2003 - 18:34
just got back from the Vet&#39;s, I have got some cream to put in Lu Lu&#39;s mouth, It&#39;s like salmon spread.
I don&#39;t think Lu Lu will mind it. :o
:P I&#39;m sure she won&#39;t mind you borrowing some if you run out of food :D

Goldwheelz
05-19-2003, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@19 May 2003 - 18:34
just got back from the Vet&#39;s, I have got some cream to put in Lu Lu&#39;s mouth, It&#39;s like salmon spread.
I don&#39;t think Lu Lu will mind it. :o
Now she&#39;ll smell of Salmon :x :x

Buffalo
05-19-2003, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Goldwheelz+19 May 2003 - 18:07--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Goldwheelz @ 19 May 2003 - 18:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--CELEBS_ARE_US@19 May 2003 - 18:34
just got back from the Vet&#39;s, I have got some cream to put in Lu Lu&#39;s mouth, It&#39;s like salmon spread.
I don&#39;t think Lu Lu will mind it. :o
Now she&#39;ll smell of Salmon :x :x [/b][/quote]
Now, i did not think of that, And i don&#39;t know if i like the smell of salmon, Looks like i could be back to the drawing board again.

Goldwheelz
05-19-2003, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US+19 May 2003 - 19:12--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CELEBS_ARE_US @ 19 May 2003 - 19:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Goldwheelz@19 May 2003 - 18:07
<!--QuoteBegin--CELEBS_ARE_US@19 May 2003 - 18:34
just got back from the Vet&#39;s, I have got some cream to put in Lu Lu&#39;s mouth, It&#39;s like salmon spread.
I don&#39;t think Lu Lu will mind it. :o
Now she&#39;ll smell of Salmon :x :x
Now, i did not think of that, And i don&#39;t know if i like the smell of salmon, Looks like i could be back to the drawing board again. [/b][/quote]
Put a peg on your nose Baz or get Jonno to feed her :D

Buffalo
05-19-2003, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by Goldwheelz+19 May 2003 - 18:28--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Goldwheelz @ 19 May 2003 - 18:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -CELEBS_ARE_US@19 May 2003 - 19:12

Originally posted by -Goldwheelz@19 May 2003 - 18:07
<!--QuoteBegin--CELEBS_ARE_US@19 May 2003 - 18:34
just got back from the Vet&#39;s, I have got some cream to put in Lu Lu&#39;s mouth, It&#39;s like salmon spread.
I don&#39;t think Lu Lu will mind it. :o
Now she&#39;ll smell of Salmon :x :x
Now, i did not think of that, And i don&#39;t know if i like the smell of salmon, Looks like i could be back to the drawing board again.
Put a peg on your nose Baz or get Jonno to feed her :D [/b][/quote]
Thats probably the best thing to do, But it&#39;s when Lu Lu is near me, thats when the funny smells kick off.
Perhaps it&#39;s got wind, and it&#39;s not it&#39;s breath at all. :lol:

WeeMouse
05-19-2003, 08:01 PM
I bought him a little white mouse, and when I threw it into the living room for the first time, he ran after it, picked it up, came trotting back to me and dropped it at my feet&#33;

:blink:

Cruelty&#33;&#33;&#33;

/me hides under bed and cries&#33; :ph34r: