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[Alien5]

An attempt to enlarge his e-penis through constructive work, anything and everything you ever wanted to know, you ask it, He'll answer it (try to).

[ziggyjuarez]

Go into ridiculusly detailed info about your first time (u knoe wat i mean)

[Adster]

my first ever wank?

[ziggyjuarez]

obviously:dry:

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

[Adster]

because you gotta get it in

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?

[ziggyjuarez]

Is the whole "Buttered toast straped to a cat" thing true?

[Adster]

I know a girl who said her first was with a teddy bears nose

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

I know a girl who said her first was with a teddy bears nose

yea, your mom's a real whore.

[Dreamz]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

air has to hit it

[Dreamz]

and

[Dreamz]

the

[Dreamz]

way they bottle

[Dreamz]

it ... they dont let

[Dreamz]

air in

[Lilmiss]

K's, so a rhinoceros' horn is made up of compact hair.

Why does a rhinoceros' have so much hair on its nose, and who was the first muppet to style it into a big sharp horn? :huh:

[Adster]

:huh:

[Alien5]

why do some men have more body hair than women but not others?

[woolenundies]

why does it hurt when i pee?

[Adster]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

answer

See, in the bottle, there's little air.

What makes the glue move is the water in the glue.
In the bottle, there's no air, so the water doesn't evaporate.
When it leaves the bottle, or the bottle is left open, the water evaporates or dries and sticks things together

. We say it dries because it loses the moisture by evaporation.

why does it hurt when i pee?

amswer

better stop jaming things in your peehole can cause some real damage there doing that!! oh and watch what you drink you could be pissing kidney stones too!

[Adster]

why do some men have more body hair than women but not others?

Genetics is the answer!! if your father was a hairy bastard your fucked!

[Alien5]

when you drop a slice of bread on the floor, why does it always land buttered side down?

[Adster]

ummmm

falling piece of bread is influenced by several factors.

The major one is gravity.
The second one is height of the standard kitchen counter.
The third factor is the size of the bread.
The fourth and final factor is the angle at which the bread initially leaves its starting position.

Most falling bread falls either to the left or the right.

Rarely does a person hold both sides of the bread level with the ground and simultaneously drop it from both hands at the same instant.

Instead, one is usually balancing the aforementioned bread slice in one hand and a bread knife in the other

[Alien5]

How do i make the best Sandwich?