View Full Version : Thinking about getting a vasectomy
Gripper
03-30-2007, 08:50 PM
what do you think,anyone had one,or should I stick to the alternatives.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/t-finger-what-thb.jpg
Hairbautt
03-30-2007, 08:58 PM
Fuck that - wear a condom or give that bitch the pill.
Oh, right...get her tubes tied.
Fuck that - wear a condom or give that bitch the pill.
Oh, right...get her tubes tied.
Agreed.
Lilmiss
03-30-2007, 10:05 PM
^ :o
Do it. When me proper pa had it done, I larfed so much at him hobbling about. We used to leave stuff on the stairs for him to manoeuvre around.
lolz. :happy:
tesco
03-30-2007, 10:08 PM
:lol: @ miss
Gripper
03-30-2007, 10:19 PM
Miss you is one sadistic lil gurl. :lol:
Lilmiss
03-30-2007, 10:26 PM
tanks for noticing. :happy:
CrabGirl
03-30-2007, 11:08 PM
Get one.
1. It doesn't hurt that much.
2. You'l have a few days off work = sympathy card.
3. It's a very minor operation as opposed to your good lady getting half her insides ripped out, being on HRT for the rest of her life facing an early menopause and brittle bones.
4. You'll never have to use contraception. Thus negating the effects of the Pill on the Psyche of your woman, or the awkwardness and un-naturalness of the condom, and there will be no surprise sprogs.
5. Free sex
6. You'll still be able to ejaculate. It's just not full of wigglers.
7. The brownie points you'll gain from her indoors are immeasurable.
8. You can scare people with "when I had my vasectomy" stories.
9. It's reversible.
10. Free Sex
Honestly, I've known people who've had it done and they've said it really doesn't hurt very much and it's well worth it if you don't want kids.
My dad did it as well. Can't have been bad, 'cos I never even noticed him hobble or owt.
Can't imagine why he did it, I mean, five kids isn't THAT much.
Gripper
03-30-2007, 11:11 PM
Teh missus was on the pill for 20 years,not good,been using condoms,tends to inhibit the moment,shall look in to it and keep peeps posted :pinch:
Proper Bo
03-30-2007, 11:13 PM
use nature's contraceptive, obviousement.
Mr. Mulder
03-30-2007, 11:14 PM
*we'll need pics also :smilie4:
use nature's contraceptive, obviousement.
What. He should get really ugly or something?
CrabGirl
03-30-2007, 11:15 PM
Mate, get her off the pill and onto something non-hormonal.
What about a mirena coil? It's as safe as a vasectomy and hardly any side effects. Those there are I'll talk to you about privately via PM if you're interested.
Gripper
03-30-2007, 11:16 PM
Not looking forward to the shaving bit :pinch:
Proper Bo
03-30-2007, 11:17 PM
use nature's contraceptive, obviousement.
What. He should get really ugly or something?
:noes:
Gripper
03-30-2007, 11:18 PM
She's off the pill,to dangerous for her.
Tried condoms for a year,so I reackon the semi-permanant solutions down to me,got 2 great kids so thats no prob.
What about a vivisection? That sounds like fun.
Hairbautt
03-30-2007, 11:21 PM
What. He should get really ugly or something?
:noes:Vacate maneuver and pull out? :huh: Or have her jump up and down afterwards?
Also, after the procedure is done what do you ejaculate? I really don't know...:unsure: I thought they cut the tube and no more cream.
:lol:@miss
Proper Bo
03-30-2007, 11:23 PM
:noes:Vacate maneuver and pull out? :huh: Or have her jump up and down afterwards?
:noes:
CrabGirl
03-30-2007, 11:23 PM
:noes:Vacate maneuver and pull out? :huh: Or have her jump up and down afterwards?
Also, after the procedure is done what do you ejaculate? I really don't know...:unsure: I thought they cut the tube and no more cream.
:lol:@miss
What did you think they do? Ejaculate dust?
Hairbautt
03-30-2007, 11:26 PM
I thought they just orgasm, shoot nothin', then that's it. Toss her out. Apparently, it's more than just snipping the tube - I need to look it up.
Oh, wait :(
Gripper
03-30-2007, 11:26 PM
You still ejaculate,its just devoid of tadpoles.
Pulling out don't work cause you leak a little even b4 orgasm,'swhy there's so many Catholics in the world,as for jump up an down :glag:
CrabGirl
03-30-2007, 11:27 PM
Sigh...The ejaculate is thinner but thats the only difference.
use nature's contraceptive, obviousement.
Teh back door :smilie4:
Vacate maneuver and pull out? :huh: Or have her jump up and down afterwards?
Also, after the procedure is done what do you ejaculate? I really don't know...:unsure: I thought they cut the tube and no more cream.
:lol:@miss
What did you think they do? Ejaculate dust?
Fairy-dust wot comes from heaven and makes little angels out of the gnomes that dwell in the vaginar, like :wub:
Lilmiss
03-30-2007, 11:28 PM
Teh back door
^ :o
:no:
Proper Bo
03-30-2007, 11:29 PM
use nature's contraceptive, obviousement.
Teh back door :smilie4:
mars bar to that man:lol:
Gripper
03-30-2007, 11:30 PM
http://hcd2.bupa.co.uk/fact_sheets/html/Vasectomy.html
I thinks some people need the facts ma'rm
Lilmiss
03-30-2007, 11:34 PM
mars bar to that man:lol:
:o I see how this is working! :o
I'm gonna book you into a, ahem, dentist, btw. :happy:
Hairbautt
03-30-2007, 11:36 PM
You will still have erections and produce the same amount of fluid when you ejaculate.Thank god for that.
CrabGirl
03-30-2007, 11:37 PM
You will still have erections and produce the same amount of fluid when you ejaculate.Thank god for that.
It does come out a bit green though. :huh:
Bit like the run-off from mushy peas.
I fail to see why we should thank God for it :blink:
Hairbautt
03-30-2007, 11:40 PM
It does come out a bit green though. :huh:
Bit like the run-off from mushy peas.
Now you're just creeping me out again. :no:
CrabGirl
03-30-2007, 11:41 PM
It does come out a bit green though. :huh:
Bit like the run-off from mushy peas.
Now you're just creeping me out again. :no:
:whistling
G'night!
JPaul
03-31-2007, 12:54 AM
Get one.
1. It doesn't hurt that much.
2. You'l have a few days off work = sympathy card.
3. It's a very minor operation as opposed to your good lady getting half her insides ripped out, being on HRT for the rest of her life facing an early menopause and brittle bones.
4. You'll never have to use contraception. Thus negating the effects of the Pill on the Psyche of your woman, or the awkwardness and un-naturalness of the condom, and there will be no surprise sprogs.
5. Free sex
6. You'll still be able to ejaculate. It's just not full of wigglers.
7. The brownie points you'll gain from her indoors are immeasurable.
8. You can scare people with "when I had my vasectomy" stories.
9. It's reversible.
10. Free Sex
Honestly, I've known people who've had it done and they've said it really doesn't hurt very much and it's well worth it if you don't want kids.
As above, agreed.
JPaul
03-31-2007, 12:59 AM
You will still have erections and produce the same amount of fluid when you ejaculate.Thank god for that.
It's still the same ffs, there just aren't any spermatozoa.
It's not a case of stopping ejaculating (you still talk as much) you just don't mix the wee sperms in.
Adster
03-31-2007, 01:07 AM
sounds to painful
andrewlee7
03-31-2007, 09:14 AM
No way... dont get one.
MagicNakor
03-31-2007, 02:25 PM
She's off the pill,to dangerous for her.
Tried condoms for a year,so I reackon the semi-permanant solutions down to me,got 2 great kids so thats no prob.
Pill + condoms = 2 kids? Hmmmm.
:shuriken:
accat13
03-31-2007, 07:08 PM
Well most definitely reversible got a 6 yr old to prove it....But it costs a fair chunk of change about 5000$.....Think he will have top start paying me back soon..When they do the big V it feels like there hanking your insides with crochet hooks...I will never trust a women with a knife again....took about 2 weeks to heal , received a nice little infection to boot :angry:....At least with the reversal your put under ....and you don't feel all the pulling and tugging :sick:
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