Where the hell are

[Mathea]

all the Brits that are usually up around now? Seriously. Wake the fuck up plz.

[SnnY]

I couldn't sleep, I dreamt I was bring choked :smilie4:

[Mathea]

That sucks. At least now you're here I got someone to talk to!

[SnnY]

Nope. Bye.

[Mike Nelson]

Sup. Work. Laters.

[Mathea]

I hate you now.

[Mathea]

Not you tho.

[Mathea]

I'm off to sleep. Laterz.

[Cheese]

Right I'm here to chat.


Oh . . .

[SnnY]

Ha ha ha. Evil is fun.

[brotherdoobie]

I couldn't sleep, I dreamt I was bring choked :smilie4:


By your own...wicked hand?

-bd

[Mr JP Fugley]

Gone to do the big shop. Then it's watching football, taking the wee one to opera thing, dinner and then stuff. Catch you chaps at about 10.

[Theswindler8]

I only just got out of bed.
I didnt go down the pub last night like I usually do on a Friday and I feel worse for it!
Whats that all about?

[Wizard Scuff]

I couldn't sleep, I dreamt I was bring choked :smilie4:

Did you wake up and found there really was a cawk in your mouth.

How weird is it when that happens.

[SnnY]

I don't know, you tell me.

[Mathea]

omg I am so fuckin bored. I got my mom comin by so I can highlight her hair and all for her for graduation...

... oh and the guy my roomate is sleeping with has been crying all day it's fuckin horrible.

[jimbo12345]

Brit is in the house. What's up Mathea?

[Mathea]

Gonna walk the dog and go buy smokes. Exciting exciting. You?

[jimbo12345]

Currently living homeless in Beijing (well, spending my nights in an internet bar)....got evicted 2 days ago for lack of rent, and the landlord took all my clothes etc....so not good.

Wish i had a dog. I'm starving.

[callum]

As long as there is plenty of cheap chicken fried rice, a man can want for nothing.

[Wizard Scuff]

Currently living homeless in Beijing (well, spending my nights in an internet bar)....got evicted 2 days ago for lack of rent, and the landlord took all my clothes etc....so not good.

Wish i had a dog. I'm starving.

I forgot why I ignored you before.

You're boring.

[callum]

Currently living homeless in Beijing (well, spending my nights in an internet bar)....got evicted 2 days ago for lack of rent, and the landlord took all my clothes etc....so not good.

Wish i had a dog. I'm starving.

I forgot why I ignored you before.

You're boring.

Think how boring he'd be if he wasn't talking shit.

[Wizard Scuff]

I forgot why I ignored you before.

You're boring.

Think how boring he'd be if he wasn't talking shit.

:lol: Fair point, well presented.

[jimbo12345]

i truely am homeless in Beijing, in an internet bar. The dog thing was bullshit.

[callum]

Good man, put the internets before paying the rent.

[brotherdoobie]

Good man, put the internets before paying the rent.

...and food.


-bd

[jimbo12345]

internet costs 1RMB an hour, rent costs me more than in England. The reason i have been evicted was because my landlord believes all foreigners are millionaires, and told me to pay 12 months rent up front and a 3 month deposit.

So, really, i'm not joking.

[callum]

How much is chicken fried rice, I'm being serious now.

[brotherdoobie]

How much is dawg?


-bd

[jimbo12345]

and to call a 25 year old boring, considering i've lived all over the world, been to places you'll never see and done some great things in my time, seems naive. Depends what you call boring. In a bar on Friday night, followed by a fight and kebab is not what i call interesting.

I'd murder a kebab though...cant wait to get home! Leeds awaits. Then off to Thailand.

What you doing this week?

[jimbo12345]

friend

[jimbo12345]

friend rice (chow fan) is 2.5rmb. There's 14/14 RMB to a pound.

[jimbo12345]

The dogs are eaten by the South Koreans. There are millions of restaurants here serving it. They put a bbq on your table, order loads of meat and veg, drink beer and wheat tea, and bbq away. Dog is pretty nasty though.

[brotherdoobie]

and to call a 25 year old boring, considering i've lived all over the world, been to places you'll never see and done some great things in my time, seems naive. Depends what you call boring. In a bar on Friday night, followed by a fight and kebab is not what i call interesting.

I'd murder a kebab though...cant wait to get home! Leeds awaits. Then off to Thailand.

What you doing this week?

I'll be smoking cigs,while sitting on the couch. I also
plan on sleeping.

ftw


-bd

[callum]

considering i've lived all over the world, been to places you'll never see and done some great things in my time, seems naive. Depends what you call boring. In a bar on Friday night, followed by a fight and kebab is not what i call interesting.

I'd murder a kebab though...cant wait to get home! Leeds awaits. Then off to Thailand.

What you doing this week?

are you gary glitter at all?

[jimbo12345]

what does the "-bd" thing mean?

[Hairbautt]

what does the "-bd" thing mean?
It's his own personal way of saying he loves you by placing his own custom signature to every post he makes. The bastard.

[jimbo12345]

[quote=callum;1985257
are you gary glitter at all?[/quote]

lol, no. There was a British guy here a year ago, and someone said he looked like one of the James Bulgar killers, and he got the living shite knocked out of him. He had toget escorted out of the country.

And Ian Huntley's wife lives in Leeds. I've been on the same bus. She wasnt beaten unfortunately.

[brotherdoobie]

jimbo,have you thought about pimping out and old slapper...for extra
money?

I can help. :dabs:



Peace bd

[jimbo12345]

jimbo,have you thought about pimping out and old slapper...for extra
money?

I can help. :dabs:



Peace bd


Haha, theres not much money in prostitution. I can get:

handjob: 25rmb
bj: 50rmb (100 without rubber)
sex: 100
all nigher: 200.

How do i know? All the hair salons are also brothels. And theres millions.

[jimbo12345]

The Russian ones cost more, but damn, they are hot.

And riddled with VD.

[GepperRankins]

i'm awake

[brotherdoobie]

jimbo,have you thought about pimping out and old slapper...for extra
money?

I can help. :dabs:



Peace bd


Haha, theres not much money in prostitution. I can get:

handjob: 25rmb
bj: 50rmb (100 without rubber)
sex: 100
all nigher: 200.

How do i know? All the hair salons are also brothels. And theres millions.


Aids is cheap!
Fact.


-bd :dabs:

[jimbo12345]

Haha, theres not much money in prostitution. I can get:

handjob: 25rmb
bj: 50rmb (100 without rubber)
sex: 100
all nigher: 200.

How do i know? All the hair salons are also brothels. And theres millions.


Aids is cheap!
Fact.


-bd :dabs:

So are condoms

[brotherdoobie]

:dabs:

-bd

[Hairbautt]

:lol:

[Mathea]

Haha, theres not much money in prostitution. I can get:

handjob: 25rmb
bj: 50rmb (100 without rubber)
sex: 100
all nigher: 200.

How do i know? All the hair salons are also brothels. And theres millions.


Aids is cheap!
Fact.


-bd :dabs::lol: