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Skweeky
05-15-2007, 10:09 AM
I dreamt that I was out with a couple of my pals ( guys) and all of a sudden I had a penis and my pal had a vagina and we had sex! :w00t:

(my willie was massive by the way :shifty: )

thewizeard
05-15-2007, 10:17 AM
Well first, it's not only the size that's important..you need to love Footy too...and drink erm.. bitter!

SnnY
05-15-2007, 10:18 AM
Did you wake up with cum all over your crotch? Those are the best dreams.

thewizeard
05-15-2007, 10:19 AM
anyways..for a beginner you were quite good..I was the guy with the vagina ... :w00t:

Skweeky
05-15-2007, 10:33 AM
:lol:

You only let me stick it in you once because it was too big :snooty:

100%
05-15-2007, 10:47 AM
all this can be arranged, but costs a bit of cash.

but for a cheaper price you can simply buy a cucumber and some lube.

thewizeard
05-15-2007, 11:33 AM
all this can be arranged, but costs a bit of cash.

but for a cheaper price you can simply buy a cucumber and some lube.

I am afraid that's actually not possible and I will explain why.

Since Ron was imprisoned in the FST archives, the secret of growing king size cucumbers, and the copyright on producing generic Ron's Lube has been lost to Prosperity, who is a bitch with a small penis. She denies women the use of King_Size cucumbers, in their partners absence; while my mother always said to me, Cucumbers are healthy, Nigel!

Greatadmin
05-15-2007, 11:53 AM
lol thats so weird....how come i never get dreams...???

thewizeard
05-15-2007, 12:02 PM
lol thats so weird....how come i never get dreams...???

..That's because you are a noob, and are only allowed dreams after 100 posts...

Greatadmin
05-15-2007, 12:04 PM
oh yeah thanks !!! :)

thewizeard
05-15-2007, 12:06 PM
you are welcome..all you need is some Patience ( she is cute with long blond hair)or some of...I think they are called feromins ( Pheromone)..and 100 posts..still while you are waiting, drop into 't Koffie Shop in the funny forum.. http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-funny-stuff-11/t-t-koffieshop-dutch-109468 and I have something else that automatically induces erotic dreams..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone

brotherdoobie
05-15-2007, 07:55 PM
I dreamt that I was out with a couple of my pals ( guys) and all of a sudden I had a penis and my pal had a vagina and we had sex! :w00t:

(my willie was massive by the way :shifty: )

Did you cum really fast,and leave the bastard hanging?

-bd

Skweeky
05-15-2007, 09:08 PM
Naw, as I said, he didn;t let me get on with it because my beast was too big :s

brotherdoobie
05-15-2007, 11:19 PM
Naw, as I said, he didn;t let me get on with it because my beast was too big :s

Happens to me all of the time. :(



-bd

thewizeard
05-15-2007, 11:41 PM
Naw, as I said, he didn;t let me get on with it because my beast was too big :s

..which was totally unexpected, I thought they would be the rounded but firm type, with a brown ring around the nipples..what do they call that now, not cuticula, which would be a kewl name...but I thing that's for the fingers...