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jimbo12345
05-16-2007, 03:30 AM
I can send my eyes into spasm, freaks girls out. Apparently, quite a dangerous thing to do.

I also learnt i can get my cock into my mouth when 14 years old. No, i have all my ribs. No, i'm medium-small. Impressed?

Hurt my back though and can no longer do it. So i pay for it.

brotherdoobie
05-16-2007, 04:13 AM
So...you've sucked your own cawk?


-bd :dabs:

brotherdoobie
05-16-2007, 04:17 AM
Did you swallow?


-bd

popopot
05-16-2007, 11:09 AM
It would have been more impressive if you didn't have to bend over, although if you're todger is medium-small then its quite the feat.

Skweeky
05-16-2007, 12:41 PM
I can make disgusting noises with my wrist and elbows. Freaks people out when they hear the bones grinding on top of each other.

Proper Bo
05-16-2007, 01:24 PM
I can snap a man's arm like a twig with a single punch.

Hairbautt
05-16-2007, 01:34 PM
I use to lick my elbow.

Chip Monk
05-16-2007, 01:36 PM
So...you've sucked your own cawk?


-bd :dabs:

He's eaten loads of cawks, fact.

Chip Monk
05-16-2007, 01:37 PM
If you can suck your own is that a gay act.

Chip Monk
05-16-2007, 01:37 PM
I use to lick my elbow.

You use what to lick it, an aardvark.

brotherdoobie
05-16-2007, 01:40 PM
I can snap a man's arm like a twig with a single punch.

Captain?


-bd

Hairbautt
05-16-2007, 01:41 PM
No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.

Chip Monk
05-16-2007, 01:42 PM
No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.

If you can breathe thro' your ears you'll be a real hit with the Ladies.

Hairbautt
05-16-2007, 01:43 PM
No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.

If you can breathe thro' your ears you'll be a real hit with the Ladies.
Hurts too much for it to be worth it. :pinch:

brotherdoobie
05-16-2007, 01:44 PM
No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.

Can you suck your own willie to?


-bd

Chip Monk
05-16-2007, 01:45 PM
If you can breathe thro' your ears you'll be a real hit with the Ladies.
Hurts too much for it to be worth it. :pinch:

Suffer for your art. It is a greater thing to give than to receive.

Chip Monk
05-16-2007, 01:46 PM
And you'll probly get your hole.

Chip Monk
05-16-2007, 01:46 PM
Or a gammy.

brotherdoobie
05-16-2007, 01:46 PM
ur



If you can breathe thro' your ears you'll be a real hit with the Ladies.
Hurts too much for it to be worth it. :pinch:


Harrison, If oral sex hurts...you're doing something wrong...or she/he is.




-bd :dabs:

Hairbautt
05-16-2007, 01:47 PM
No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.

Can you suck your own willie to?


-bd
Never tried. :dabs:

Hairbautt
05-16-2007, 01:47 PM
No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.

Can you suck your own willie to?


-bd
No.

brotherdoobie
05-16-2007, 01:49 PM
Can you suck your own willie to?


-bd
Never tried. :dabs:


I doubt that,lad.


-bd :dabs:

Hairbautt
05-16-2007, 01:50 PM
I think I just seriously hurt my neck. :(

Chip Monk
05-16-2007, 01:51 PM
Never tried. :dabs:


I doubt that,lad.


-bd :dabs:

I second that doubt.

Start a poll BD. Has Henderson sucked his own cawk.

Barbarossa
05-16-2007, 01:54 PM
I also learnt i can get my cock into my mouth when 14 years old. No, i have all my ribs. No, i'm medium-small. Impressed?


paedo :dry:



Hurt my back though and can no longer do it. So i pay for it.

Who do you pay to put their cock into your mouth :blink:

Hairbautt
05-16-2007, 01:57 PM
Can you suck your own willie to?


-bd
Never tried. :dabs:





Can you suck your own willie to?


-bd
No.


I think I just seriously hurt my neck. :(:shutup:

Gripper
05-16-2007, 02:41 PM
I can click my wrists,have "double jointed fingers and thumbs",and can dislocate my shoulders.

Proper Bo
05-16-2007, 02:42 PM
I can do orsum things with my tongue:smilie4:

slim150
05-16-2007, 06:00 PM
i have hitchhikers thumb

jimbo12345
05-16-2007, 10:55 PM
i have hitchhikers thumb

WTF is that? I have walkers foot....i have wankers wrist. Fool.

Anyway, back to my DIY felatio. I was a consenting 14 year old, so thats fine.

I never took it all the way, like i said, it wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world. But, well, having your bell in a warm mouth is always nice, even your own. Other than another mans. That's very homo.

So, there was no spitting/swallowing necessary.

And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was liking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.

!!Top Tip!! - the white smegma around your bell doesn't taste good and you should definitely wash before expecting your woman to tongue tickle it. No need for pets though, they love it.:sick:

You'll thank me one day.

Hairbautt
05-17-2007, 12:34 AM
Hitched:
http://pics.livejournal.com/qafhappy/pic/0001fd6g/s640x480
Straight:
http://www.ncrtec.org/tl/camp/gene/thumb2.jpg
I too suffer from Wanker's wrist. :(

Alien5
05-17-2007, 12:35 AM
i can force the tip of my thumb to touch my forearm :o

jimbo12345
05-17-2007, 01:09 AM
i can force the tip of my thumb to touch my forearm :o


I assume you mean on one arm, or thats not that impressive.

brotherdoobie
05-17-2007, 01:31 AM
i have hitchhikers thumb

WTF is that? I have walkers foot....i have wankers wrist. Fool.

Anyway, back to my DIY felatio. I was a consenting 14 year old, so thats fine.

I never took it all the way, like i said, it wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world. But, well, having your bell in a warm mouth is always nice, even your own. Other than another mans. That's very homo.

So, there was no spitting/swallowing necessary.

And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was liking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.

!!Top Tip!! - the white smegma around your bell doesn't taste good and you should definitely wash before expecting your woman to tongue tickle it. No need for pets though, they love it.:sick:

You'll thank me one day.


/banned


-bd

jimbo12345
05-17-2007, 01:47 AM
no, it's totally legal. I think there's a few psycho issues, but perfectly legal.

just jealous.

-Bd

brotherdoobie
05-17-2007, 01:55 AM
no, it's totally legal. I think there's a few psycho issues, but perfectly legal.

just jealous.

-Bd




!Top Tip!! - the white smegma around your bell doesn't taste good and you should definitely wash before expecting your woman to tongue tickle it. No need for pets though, they love it.:sick:



Sucking your own cock,is one thing. Sucking your own dirty cock,is another.

/banned


-bd

jimbo12345
05-17-2007, 01:59 AM
Remember that cheese...ba ba ba ba Baby Bell?This is the spreadable form.

jimbo12345
05-17-2007, 02:01 AM
Hitched:
http://pics.livejournal.com/qafhappy/pic/0001fd6g/s640x480
Straight:
http://www.ncrtec.org/tl/camp/gene/thumb2.jpg
I too suffer from Wanker's wrist. :(

I stand corrected. My wankers cramp mainly due to the PS2.

Barbarossa
05-17-2007, 08:49 AM
And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was licking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.

Wow. I know a dog is a man's best friend and all that, but that's taking things a bit too far :sick:

jimbo12345
05-17-2007, 01:48 PM
And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was licking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.

Wow. I know a dog is a man's best friend and all that, but that's taking things a bit too far :sick:

YOu know what i mean.

But, it does look like lipstick. If i was a lady, i'd get confused.

slim150
05-17-2007, 05:05 PM
Hitched:
http://pics.livejournal.com/qafhappy/pic/0001fd6g/s640x480
Straight:
http://www.ncrtec.org/tl/camp/gene/thumb2.jpg
I too suffer from Wanker's wrist. :(

Thanks for explaining it for me. I was going to do it with ascii.

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Aaron_T
05-17-2007, 08:53 PM
I can wiggle my ears :01:

Hairbautt
05-17-2007, 08:59 PM
I can wiggle my ears :01:
Haha, me too. :D

DefX
05-17-2007, 09:18 PM
I can roll my tongue :01:

Lilmiss
05-17-2007, 10:55 PM
I can click wrists, elbows, back, knees. n hula for as long as I want, bite me own toenails...damnit, I'm the queen of freaks. :happy:

Hairbautt
05-17-2007, 10:58 PM
Who can't bite their own toenails? :huh:

Fat people?

DefX
05-17-2007, 11:10 PM
Who can't bite their own toenails? :huh:

Fat people?

paraplegic

SHUVT
05-17-2007, 11:17 PM
I met one of those the other day and he was swimming in the pool...his name was BOB

Hairbautt
05-17-2007, 11:33 PM
I met one of those last month and he was shitting himself in his chair...his name was STFU


:bleh:

DefX
05-17-2007, 11:37 PM
You guys mean fat people? Thats no biggie. I see em everyday. Half of America 's like that.

jimbo12345
05-22-2007, 10:33 AM
You guys mean fat people? Thats no biggie. I see em everyday. Half of America 's like that.

what that has to do with anything.

come on, show us your freakiness!

ruwi
05-23-2007, 06:07 AM
roll and twist my tongue