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brotherdoobie
05-27-2007, 07:39 AM
Twat,Orkney, Shetland Islands, Scotland?

If you have...what's it like? :unsure:



-bd

WHRST
05-27-2007, 07:41 AM
no,but my mother has been there she said it was interesting, but what else i don't remember what she said about it.

CrabGirl
05-27-2007, 11:52 AM
Never been but in my previous incarnation as a Shark Conservationist I worked closely with Orkney and Shetland folk and they were all lovely and I'd love to visit sometime because it's beautiful up there.

Skweeky
05-27-2007, 01:10 PM
You want to know if I've ever been up a twat? :huh:

Skiz
05-27-2007, 01:25 PM
:badabumdeesh:

Sextent
05-27-2007, 01:52 PM
You do know that Orkney and Shetland are entirely different places, right.

Skiz
05-27-2007, 01:55 PM
You do know that Orkney and Shetland are entirely different places, right.

I think he has asking if anyone has been to either of those places. At least, that's how I read it. :unsure:

Sextent
05-27-2007, 02:00 PM
That would be,

Have you ever been to Twat, Orkney, Shetland Islands or Scotland?

It was written more like an address. Maybe not what he intended, but what he wrote.

Sextent
05-27-2007, 02:01 PM
Oh and "either" implies 2.

So what would the 2 be.

Skiz
05-27-2007, 02:05 PM
Oh and "either" implies 2.

So what would the 2 be.

Orkney and Shetland, obviously. :unsure:

Sextent
05-27-2007, 02:07 PM
Yeah but he said "what's it like".

Why would he say that about two places.

You are sooooo wrong. It was 1 address. Fact.

Skiz
05-27-2007, 02:12 PM
Yeah but he said "what's it like".

Why would he say that about two places.

You are sooooo wrong. It was 1 address. Fact.

I was referring to your previous comment:


You do know that Orkney and Shetland are entirely different places, right.

Why would he say that about two places? It bd, ffs. You have to use a sliding scale. :P

Sextent
05-27-2007, 02:18 PM
You are one of those, fuck I'm wrong and can't admit it guys. Brilliant, I like people like that. Always good for a laugh, watching the squirming get more and more desperate.

Hairbautt
05-27-2007, 02:30 PM
bd's posts are shit. fact.

(as you would have it)

Skiz
05-27-2007, 03:44 PM
You are one of those, fuck I'm wrong and can't admit it guys. Brilliant, I like people like that. Always good for a laugh, watching the squirming get more and more desperate.

You're one of those twits that I'll ignore from now on. Brilliant, glad to get this out of the way early on. :dry:

(Not that I don't ignore your other IDs anyhow.)

Sextent
05-27-2007, 04:28 PM
You are one of those, fuck I'm wrong and can't admit it guys. Brilliant, I like people like that. Always good for a laugh, watching the squirming get more and more desperate.

You're one of those twits that I'll ignore from now on. Brilliant, glad to get this out of the way early on. :dry:

(Not that I don't ignore your other IDs anyhow.)

:lol:

Oh noes, Skizo is going to ignore me. All because he can't read plain English as well. I'll miss our wee chats.

What to do.

tesco
05-27-2007, 04:45 PM
Oh and "either" implies 2.

It does? :O

Sextent
05-27-2007, 04:48 PM
Yup.

tesco
05-27-2007, 05:36 PM
naww, unbelievable.

i call bs

Hairbautt
05-27-2007, 07:13 PM
Either/or:

Either it is choice 'A' or choice 'B'. Either one will do in this case.

Now, do either of you get it?

Check that.

Gripper
05-27-2007, 07:18 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twatt,_Shetland

Found it,damn its for real. :lol:

Hairbautt
05-27-2007, 07:20 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twatt,_Shetland

Found it,damn its for real. :lol:

The name Twatt is similar to the common English (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_language) expletive (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expletive) "Twat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twat)," (an insulting word used by someone to express contempt or derision for another individual, although it can also colloquially refer to a vagina). For this reason, Twatt remains a source of amusement to people from outside of the village.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/ROTFL.gif

brotherdoobie
05-27-2007, 08:38 PM
I was referring to your previous comment:


You do know that Orkney and Shetland are entirely different places, right.

Why would he say that about two places? It bd, ffs. You have to use a sliding scale. :P

Fuck off, twat. (sliding scale...coming from someone who can barely use
the search function)

I had seen it typed as one place. ( sextent > skizo ) the name aroused my curiosity.


-bd

brotherdoobie
05-27-2007, 08:42 PM
Meh. I'm heading to Fucking,Austria.



-bd

WHRST
05-27-2007, 08:58 PM
Meh. I'm heading to Fucking,Austria.



-bd

:w00t::w00t::w00t:

brotherdoobie
05-27-2007, 09:36 PM
I think I'll stop at Muff,Ireland first. Foreplay, and all.


-bd

Mr JP Fugley
05-27-2007, 10:34 PM
Make up your mind, do you want to got to Muff or Twat.

Mr JP Fugley
05-27-2007, 10:36 PM
I was referring to your previous comment:



Why would he say that about two places? It bd, ffs. You have to use a sliding scale. :P

Fuck off, twat. (sliding scale...coming from someone who can barely use
the search function)

I had seen it typed as one place. ( sextent > skizo ) the name aroused my curiosity.


-bd

Ignore him Paul, remember English is like a second language.

At least that's the impression he gives to the cognoscenti when trying to use it. Not even basic comprehension.

brotherdoobie
05-27-2007, 11:18 PM
I can't make up my mind. Have you been to both places? I know...

Titty Hill, Sussex, England...that's where I'll start.

Have you been there? (Anyone?)


-bd :happy:

brotherdoobie
05-27-2007, 11:24 PM
Hey,Skizo... have you ever been here? (ever)

Looneyville, Texas, United States


-bd

Mr JP Fugley
05-27-2007, 11:27 PM
:lol::earl:

brotherdoobie
05-28-2007, 04:09 AM
I'm sure Harrisons been to Cockburn,Australia...

How's the weather, lad?
A bit dry...:pinch:


-bd

jimbo12345
05-28-2007, 06:09 AM
isn't there a Cockamouth in the North of England?

Mr JP Fugley
05-28-2007, 09:30 AM
I think it's slighty over 1:1, but it's fairly close.

Skweeky
05-28-2007, 09:48 AM
There's a Bonar Bridge up in the north of Scotland

Always thought that was fairly amusing

Hairbautt
05-28-2007, 11:56 AM
I'm sure Harrisons been to Cockburn,Australia...

How's the weather, lad?
A bit dry...:pinch:


-bd
Nothing a bit of lotion won't cure/;)

Proper Bo
05-28-2007, 01:47 PM
I think it's slighty over 1:1, but it's fairly close.

:drummer:

Proper Bo
05-28-2007, 01:48 PM
isn't there a Cockamouth in the North of England?

Cockermouth

Sextent
05-28-2007, 07:17 PM
What do you say to a man with no arms, if you want to know the time.

"Have you got a watch on yer cock."

deal
05-30-2007, 08:43 AM
Yes I do!

brotherdoobie
05-30-2007, 09:43 AM
Jimbo, were you in the vicinity of Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)- When you
pleasured your own cruddy cock?

A poll...


-bd