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brotherdoobie
06-01-2007, 02:19 AM
Liz Phair used to cause such a stir...and not just in my underwear.
While Exile in Guyville caused a joyfull smile, lately I've been crying
on the inside. Liz, could you put out a single...that doesn't
sound like Avril's aunts B-side?



I wrote this poem around 2005. It was soon, after I had listened to
Somebody's Miracle (a severely polished...turd.) I fucken hated the
shite album before that too!

It's a few years later and I was messin around with MusiCovery-
and one of the paths I followed...led me back to you.


"Fuck and Run" From Exile was a well written, well crafted, lo-fi confession...and I had such a hard on...for you...and your alternative...sluttish...fun.

Plus...your name sounds like Lezzy Fair; A carnival (the world's greatest carnival) on and island in the Aegean Sea.


Peace,Paul
brotherdoobie
06-01-2007, 11:38 AM
The world's greatest carnival is in production. I'm looking for women
volunteers for the kissing booth.

-bd
brotherdoobie
06-01-2007, 12:09 PM
Oh,and mud wrestlers.


-bd
brotherdoobie
06-01-2007, 01:43 PM
We'll also need midget lesbos...tis the greatest carnival in the world, after all.


-bd :happy:
brotherdoobie
06-01-2007, 02:03 PM
If you're applying for the kissing booth...unkempt armpits and a Indigo
Girls cd collection is a must. (teh mullet is optional)


-bd
brotherdoobie
06-01-2007, 02:24 PM
There will also be a "finger painting" booth.


-bd
brotherdoobie
06-01-2007, 03:15 PM
Finger painting example:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/schiele.jpg (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/schiele.jpg%5B/IMG%5D)



-bd
Seedler
06-01-2007, 04:03 PM
You just posted in your own thread 7 times in a row without anyone else's reply.

Nicely done, I wish I could be as shameless.
brotherdoobie
06-01-2007, 05:12 PM
It would of been eight...if some cawk wouldn't of broken my streak. :dry:
You're Canadian...shame is a way of life.

Anyhoo...know any bearded, midget, lezzies?


-bd
brotherdoobie
06-01-2007, 08:22 PM
Besides your mum?

-bd
brotherdoobie
06-01-2007, 11:04 PM
Hey,Mathea...would you like to sign up for the kissing booth at my carnival? I'll waive the stipulations for someone as fine as you.

You'll have to kiss lezzy's (no getting around that one)


-bd
brotherdoobie
06-03-2007, 06:33 AM
Well, the carnival is off. Christams is now ruined. I'll have to tell
my crippled and dying nephew...that Mathea was too "good" to
kiss a few girls...for a good cause. (I hope the poor bugger makes it)

Peace,Paul :cry:
brotherdoobie
07-14-2007, 03:34 AM
Man... A lezzie fair would of been so cool. (people are lazy and boring these days.)

Fact.


-bd :(