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Smith
06-03-2007, 03:43 AM
I know yah think it, think it that, must be armor all flow cause it never gets rusty.

Your move.

brotherdoobie
06-03-2007, 04:58 AM
I know of another Canadian rapper, went by the name of Snow.
Who couldn't battle fo shit, what is it with ya bitches? Is it the
cold that causes ya to freeze, instead of flow?

So...Ho, get down on you knees and do whatcha ya canuks do best-
and... :lips:

Put yo hands in the air...and wave em like ya just dont care!
(I really don't)

A licky boom-boom down!

So... Put yo hands in the air...and wave em like ya just don't care!
(I really don't)

A licky boom-boom down!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/12inchesofsnow.jpg (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/12inchesofsnow.jpg%5B/IMG%5D)


Peace, brotherdoobie

brotherdoobie
06-04-2007, 03:59 AM
Sup,cunt? Where you at...whigger?


-bd

Smith
06-05-2007, 12:32 AM
they say the game is the belly of the beast
blunts for fingers and hollow tips for teeth
wire taps for ears
nike airs for feet
blasphemy for prayers
a system for a heart
rap music for beats
heroin for a son and hes married to the streets
crack pipes for lungs

Your move sir.

brotherdoobie
06-05-2007, 02:10 AM
That's not your rap, sir!
Cheater...


-bd :snooty:

Seedler
06-05-2007, 02:30 AM
Stfukthnx.

brotherdoobie
06-05-2007, 02:38 AM
Are moose good eatin?


-bd

brotherdoobie
06-06-2007, 04:49 AM
Copycat content is the decision/plagiarism is your rhythm/stealin the vision/ -and the vives/of anothers precision/. Don't give a shit what you wrote /no quote and going for broke/what a joke/ funny to watch/ as you stutter and choke.


-bd

Smith
06-13-2007, 02:29 AM
The one you posted wasn't yours ... Except for that last one. And how do you know that wasn't mine?

Smith
06-13-2007, 03:00 AM
You rhyme then run like its a track meet. Im grimy your whiny, I'm a menace on the beat. I desire spitting fire knocking bitches off their feet. Don't cock guns just cock whip your mother in her seat. You cook but cant handle the heat. Im rib in its prime, your rhymes is ground beef.

brotherdoobie
06-13-2007, 03:38 AM
I wrote my raps, sir! Shall I finish your earlier rap...

And he never sleeps just spies with it
Dice in his eyes, loves life 'cause he likes when it dies
With a baking soda soul, he cough up pleasure
Clothes made out of dollar bills that he sewed together
He knows he's clever, jail is his house
All the liquor that's poured out goes right in his mouth
Rides around on a stray bullet
With prostitutes, pimps, dope dealers and killers tied to it to pull it
A TV in his head, stripper slides down his legs
And he's known to run around with the feds
Out there"


Throw your mic in the trash, please?
That is all.


-bd

Smith
06-13-2007, 03:22 PM
I wrote my raps, sir! Shall I finish your earlier rap...

And he never sleeps just spies with it
Dice in his eyes, loves life 'cause he likes when it dies
With a baking soda soul, he cough up pleasure
Clothes made out of dollar bills that he sewed together
He knows he's clever, jail is his house
All the liquor that's poured out goes right in his mouth
Rides around on a stray bullet
With prostitutes, pimps, dope dealers and killers tied to it to pull it
A TV in his head, stripper slides down his legs
And he's known to run around with the feds
Out there"


Throw your mic in the trash, please?
That is all.


-bd

Real recognize real. Thats cool, the last one was mine. Do you have a reply to my last post?

DanB
06-13-2007, 03:26 PM
:glag:

owl92
06-13-2007, 09:17 PM
plz if u wanna here some good raps then goto a rap forum, dont waste ur time on this slezee thread, this guy is way to proud to be a rapper (a real one not 50 cent like) u need to be humble like nas.

Smith
06-13-2007, 09:47 PM
plz if u wanna here some good raps then goto a rap forum, dont waste ur time on this slezee thread, this guy is way to proud to be a rapper (a real one not 50 cent like) u need to be humble like nas.

Your a twat. Im just playing around.

owl92
06-13-2007, 09:57 PM
plz if u wanna here some good raps then goto a rap forum, dont waste ur time on this slezee thread, this guy is way to proud to be a rapper (a real one not 50 cent like) u need to be humble like nas.

Your a twat. Im just playing around.


my apologize i thought u were really serious about rapping :lol:

Smith
06-13-2007, 10:05 PM
LOL. Yeah, this 17 year old white kid from the suburbs is starting a rap career :P

owl92
06-14-2007, 08:15 PM
then dont try to! ur disrespecting rap!

Mr JP Fugley
06-14-2007, 08:20 PM
then dont try to! ur disrespecting rap!

Fo sho. mobo.

owl92
06-14-2007, 08:33 PM
then dont try to! ur disrespecting rap!

Fo sho. mobo.


:whistling

Mr JP Fugley
06-14-2007, 08:34 PM
Roger Whittaker

GepperRankins
06-14-2007, 08:55 PM
LOL. Yeah, this 17 year old white kid from the suburbs is starting a rap career :P

they're the best at it IRL. you never heard of scribblejam?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vPZ1lWp-lQ

(first guy's bit sucks a little. gets better)

Vakill
06-14-2007, 09:54 PM
u need to be humble like nas.

Stfu, What are you talking about? you don't even listen to Nas...

owl92
06-14-2007, 11:37 PM
u need to be humble like nas.

Stfu, What are you talking about? you don't even listen to Nas...


fashizzle another white boy from the compton. wonder whose his bitc*

Snee
06-15-2007, 12:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJPthMsZgLY
About the level you lot are on.

And I don't mean that in any sort of good way.

brotherdoobie
06-15-2007, 08:57 AM
kJPthMsZgLY
About the level you lot are on.

And I don't mean that in any sort of good way.


I've always pictured you...as the whitest of white men.
Are you?



-bd

Vakill
06-15-2007, 07:43 PM
Stfu, What are you talking about? you don't even listen to Nas...


fashizzle another white boy from the compton. wonder whose his bitc*


:lol: lol. Who are you? You try too hard Owl...

Snee
06-15-2007, 08:18 PM
kJPthMsZgLY
About the level you lot are on.

And I don't mean that in any sort of good way.


I've always pictured you...as the whitest of white men.
Are you?



-bd

Depends on who you ask :dabs:

The bulk of my family comes from sweden, and before that belgium several generations back :ermm: Yet I've been subject to racialist remarks and whatnot that would imply I'm not caucasian. Fudge knows why tho', 'cos I don't see that.

Even my hair is slowly turning white, so I guess I'm heading towards whitest.






Whooshage FTW.

brotherdoobie
06-15-2007, 09:13 PM
Bo, said he's been told, that he resembles Ice Cube.


-bd

owl92
06-15-2007, 09:44 PM
fashizzle another white boy from the compton. wonder whose his bitc*


:lol: lol. Who are you? You try too hard Owl...


im ur mentor u should look up to me for adivce, otherwise its just another white boy (a.k.a ur best rapper paul wall)

brotherdoobie
06-15-2007, 09:50 PM
The Beastie Boys.


-bd :snooty:

GepperRankins
06-15-2007, 09:54 PM
i haven't read your raps 'cause you can't hold my attention
or did BD just invent something, was it his intention
to make me feel sorry for him and never even mention
that this guy is fucking senile but too young to claim and pension
and smith's hot nine bars, what the fuck is that
is it profound. no man, just this kid can't rap
now i feel sorry for myself to even have play with ya
a fucking drug bore and a highschool dropout from canadia

brotherdoobie
06-15-2007, 10:01 PM
Dave, you try so hard to be a cunt. (it's cute) However, you always end up
a pussy.

Pussy.


-bd

GepperRankins
06-15-2007, 10:04 PM
sry. it just rhymed. and i'm slightly drinking beer

brotherdoobie
06-15-2007, 10:10 PM
It's a rap battle, Dave. No need to apologize. You're rap was actually decent.
Mine are shite. However, I don't care.

I had to reply when Smith...did the armor all thingy. (that was pure crap)


-bd

100%
06-15-2007, 10:13 PM
It is his rap, let it suck
suck him dry, so the little sperms
sound like angels crying while they wiggle down your throat
without you knowin .......

Lilmiss
06-15-2007, 10:17 PM
Bo, said he's been told, that he resembles Ice Cube.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/bo.jpg :O

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/

Proper Bo
06-15-2007, 10:19 PM
Bo, said he's been told, that he resembles Ice Cube.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/bo.jpg :O

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/

I look nowt like ice cube and my rap skillz are far superior:snooty:

callum
06-15-2007, 10:23 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/bo.jpg :O

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/

I look nowt like ice cube and my rap skillz are far superior:snooty:

I can tell from the picture you don't look like ice cube.

Proper Bo
06-15-2007, 10:24 PM
Yeah, the pineapple on my head really sets us apart.

Lilmiss
06-15-2007, 10:26 PM
The man cardy is a total giveaway though. :smilie4:

Proper Bo
06-15-2007, 10:27 PM
It's a zip-sweatshirt:snooty:

Snee
06-15-2007, 10:29 PM
Yeah, the pineapple on my head really sets us apart.

It's gone black tho', you should swap it out for a new one.

Proper Bo
06-15-2007, 10:30 PM
racist

Snee
06-15-2007, 10:32 PM
:happy:

Vakill
06-16-2007, 12:33 AM
:lol: lol. Who are you? You try too hard Owl...


im ur mentor u should look up to me for adivce, otherwise its just another white boy (a.k.a ur best rapper paul wall)

Your not funny...

brotherdoobie
06-16-2007, 12:40 AM
He's not.



-bd

owl92
06-17-2007, 03:38 PM
im ur mentor u should look up to me for adivce, otherwise its just another white boy (a.k.a ur best rapper paul wall)

Your not funny...


ur hillarious im not trying to be funny! stupid loser why r u in this forum? tell me... trying to get some friends... well it aint gonna happen

Smith
06-19-2007, 10:42 PM
Horah for interweb arguing.

brotherdoobie
06-19-2007, 10:55 PM
They fecked up our battle rap, did they not?
Jealous poofs.


-bd :lol:

Smith
06-19-2007, 11:20 PM
What do I think about Daves rhymes?

They wack, like crack,
you selling them to the blind now they trapped.
used to garbage lyrics OD on this crap.
you fell off like jill and jack
im on top, your girl likes flashbacks
I cant rap?
shiit
you should go to comedy central with the rhymes you spit
i dream of big cars, you dream of having big tits
im only 17 but i snap back quick
auctioning off my raps, im taking bids
see you in the front row not surprised a bit
leach off my flow, need salt on this shit
seeing you win is like seeing Muslims eating cesar salad with pork bits.

yeah i know.lol

Smith
06-25-2007, 02:13 AM
: /

brotherdoobie
06-25-2007, 04:28 AM
Hoi, Smith. I've recently retired from teh rap game. Biggies cuz
sez Doobie you're the shitz...they'll be coming for you next, kid.

So, I was outie 5000, lyke.

-bd :ph34r:

Smith
06-26-2007, 10:04 PM
So i wins?