0mg squirrel HaX!

[Mr. Mulder]

Was eating lunch outside rite ( :ghey: ) and this squirrel just jumped up on the table and was all lyke “sup” :smilie4: so then I was like “sup?” :unsure: then he was lyke “is that milkshake” then I was lyke “yeah, totally” so then he was like “omg n00b!1 give me some!1” so I was like “k?” :unsure: and poored some onto the table then he started drinking it :mushy: then I gave it some ham from my sandwich and he picked it up and started eating that too :mushy: then he had a bit more milkshake but then he had to go and he ran up a tree :lookaroun

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/Photo-0088.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/Photo-0089.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/Photo-0090.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/Photo-0091.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/Photo-0092.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/Photo-0093.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/Photo-0094.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/Photo-0095.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/Photo-0096.jpg

Never seen a squirrel that close before, it was an orsum day :smilie4:

brb, there’s more excitement to follow…

[BawA]

you're totally noob, you could've add it to your ham. would have been good meal

[Alien5]

Aids! :fear:

[Barbarossa]

OMGLOLH4X That squirrel just sicked up on your picnic table :O


Squirrels are loike, rats with feather dusters for tails, and they spread bad aids around. Alot. You are now officially a massive gay.




Actually, I had a similar experience with a whole gang of squirrels in bournemouth, when I was on a systems analysis training course (I know, lol, I got totally ratted on the thursday night and was sick during my presentation at the end of the course on friday, lol) anyway, in bournemouth I was sitting on a bench in this gullyway eating cheesy doritos, and this gang of squirrels like totally ambushed me loike I was an old lady and stole all my crisps, true story lol.

Squirrels ftw, but don't mess wiv them re: the bad aids thing :nono:

[tralalala]

Quite sweet I must admit.

@Barbarossa - Bournemouth really does have a ton of squirrels down the river way.. Last time we were there they were like having picnics on the grass by the Bourne river.. :lol:

[Barbarossa]

It's a fuckin' squirrel ghetto down there, I can tell you. I feared for my life :O

[tralalala]

:lol: As long as they don't bite they are actually really cute.. Like oversized hamsters.

[Shiranai_Baka]

Omg You Has Killed Squrrl Wif Sweetz. Oh Noesssssssssssssssssss

[Hairbautt]

I didn't know squirrels swallowed.

[Proper Bo]

Yeah, well I was trying to read the paper but the cat is lying on it:dabs:

True story.

[Barbarossa]

:eyebrows:

[Proper Bo]

My animal story > mouldy's.:snooty:

[Proper Bo]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/4163/image00012qa1.jpg
see?:snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

ive got a vid wot im making into a gif so there :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

OMGLOLH4X That squirrel just sicked up on your picnic table :O


Squirrels are loike, rats with feather dusters for tails, and they spread bad aids around. Alot. You are now officially a massive gay.




Actually, I had a similar experience with a whole gang of squirrels in bournemouth, when I was on a systems analysis training course (I know, lol, I got totally ratted on the thursday night and was sick during my presentation at the end of the course on friday, lol) anyway, in bournemouth I was sitting on a bench in this gullyway eating cheesy doritos, and this gang of squirrels like totally ambushed me loike I was an old lady and stole all my crisps, true story lol.

Squirrels ftw, but don't mess wiv them re: the bad aids thing :nono:
you got beat up by squirrels!1 :glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

you're totally noob, you could've add it to your ham. would have been good meal
:sneaky:

[Barbarossa]

They was loike ninja squirrels and there was loike 12 of them :snooty:

[Barbarossa]

Proper Bo you massive gay, your cat is shaped like a banana.

[Mr. Mulder]

They was loike ninja squirrels and there was loike 12 of them :snooty:
only 12? :kiss: :ghey:

[Barbarossa]

They had chainsaws :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

that is one lazy looking cat, you can totally tell its bo's :no:

[Proper Bo]

that is one lazy looking cat, you can totally tell its bo's :no:

hoi, he's like 17 years old or summfin, i'm pretty sure cats aren't event meant to live that long nevarmind actually move and stuff:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/th_Video-0001.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/?action=view&current=Video-0001.flv)


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/th_Video-0002.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/?action=view&current=Video-0002.flv)

:01:

[Mr. Mulder]

i have no idea why its upside down :mellow:

[Mr. Mulder]

that is one lazy looking cat, you can totally tell its bo's :no:

hoi, he's like 17 years old or summfin, i'm pretty sure cats aren't event meant to live that long nevarmind actually move and stuff:unsure:
agreed, all old people like to sit down and read the paper :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

dialed into a hairdressers internets and just pasted skwirelhaxrolf into their software key :pinch:

whats a skwirelhaxrolf? .....nothing, you've got a virus, shutup! :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

and as if all that exsitement wasn't enough, i went to the seaside oop north and got my photie taken with the rudston monolith, it was educational as fuck! :mellow:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/Photo-0105.jpg

The tallest standing stone in Britain, at just under 8 m in height, with a circumference of 5m. The pointed top is protected with a metal cap. Dragged from Cayton or Cornelian Bay 16 Km to the north, the stone weights an estimated 40 Tons. The stone was erected (lol :blushing: ) in approximately 1600 BC, and its depth into the ground may be as much as its height! There is a smaller gritstone in the nearby cemetery, along with a slab cyst grave. An oft-quoted legend recounts how the Devil threw the stone at the church and missed. (n00b)

[Proper Bo]

that's not teh seaside or north, pneub:snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

its above lincoln, poo face :snooty:

i looked out for you with it being the north but you wasn't there at all :cry:

[Mr. Mulder]

dave was no where to be seen either :cry:

[Proper Bo]

its above lincoln, poo face :snooty:

i looked out for you with it being the north but you wasn't there at all :cry:

you were about 115 miles too far south:no:

[Mr. Mulder]

they'll always be forces keeping us apart :no:

[Gripper]

The truth is out there!!! (http://www.geocities.com/nickedemis/)

[Barbarossa]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/3995/muldergherkingf0.jpg

Your crappy boring old stone has been updated to something more moderner, lolololololol



Cue Darthy, to replace stone with a magenta CDC...

[Proper Bo]

zomfg!1 I just noticed how tiny you are, mouldy:o

[Gripper]

OMG!! (http://www.deadsquirrel.com/)

[Proper Bo]

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/5369/zomgju9.jpg
he's smaller than that gravestone:o

[Gripper]

That is actually a model village that he visited.

[Barbarossa]

He's even smaller than the squirrel ZOMGS! :O

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4103/muldersmallpd8.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

:glag:

that stones 8 meters tall :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

lols, i feel a b3ta style "where's mouldy?" challenge coming on:smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

:smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

/disappointed over the lack of magenta cawks

[Proper Bo]

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/1343/wheresmouldyco3.jpg
:smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

:glag:

that stones 8 meters tall :snooty:

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/5876/illusionce6.jpg

8 metres = 4 and a half mulders. By the power of perspective I deduce that you are therefore 1 metre 77 centimetres tall?

Short-arse :dry:

[Barbarossa]

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/1343/wheresmouldyco3.jpg
:smilie4:

He's in teh cotton candy :ghey:

[Proper Bo]

lols, i'm loiyke 10cms taller than mouldy:01:

[Barbarossa]

/disappointed over the lack of magenta cawks

Fixed.

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6086/magentacawkai2.jpg

[Proper Bo]

/disappointed over the lack of magenta cawks

Fixed.

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6086/magentacawkai2.jpg

he's beside the stone, i win:01:

[Mr. Mulder]

dunno how tall i am but im taller than most people i know :unsure: i'll find out next time im at the gym and candy floss ftw

[Barbarossa]

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/3640/muldermatheawo5.jpg

:naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

/yes

[Proper Bo]

dunno how tall i am but im taller than most people i know :unsure: i'll find out next time im at the gym and candy floss ftw

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2356/mouldywonkaqq8.jpg

:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

:fist:

[Mr. Mulder]

178cm, is that short? i don't feel short :unsure:


:emo:

[Snee]

You totally wanked on that bench, didn't you?

[Mr. Mulder]

:sly:

[CrabGirl]

Then made a squirrel lap it up.

You need help Mouldy, you need help.

[Alien5]

hoi aids squirrel, drink my milkshake :D

[CrabGirl]

178cm is fairly short for a guy non? I'm 157 cm. But I'm a girl and I need to be short to be closer to the sinx

[Proper Bo]

It's about 5'10" isn't it?

[Proper Bo]

That's about average, I think:unsure:

[Snee]

Slightly above, even. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height) :unsure:

I, on the other hand, am pretty short for my nationality. I should lyke move to Mexico or Singapore.

Or Japan :sly:

[Proper Bo]

I'm taller than the average of everywhere in teh world:01:

[Mathea]

Im only 5'2".


:( Everyone is tall to me.

[Proper Bo]

Yeah, crabgirl already explained why wimmins are short tho'.

[Alien5]

how tall is everyone?

[Proper Bo]

They're also short so they can be used as a chin rest when you're drunk at gigs and can't be arsed to stand up properly.

fact.

[Biggles]

Im only 5'2".


:( Everyone is tall to me.

Is my memory going or were those your boobs he was hiding out in? :unsure:

[CrabGirl]

Really! Fab boobs girly!

Busty short gals FTW.

We're also the perfect form to be used as twixt-breasts beer holders.

[Dr.Pretentious]

This:

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/521/thishc7.jpg

or this:

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/9963/orthisfh9.jpg

[Proper Bo]

http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/5071/untitled1iw4.jpg
slike the burds:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

:lol:

the burds ftw btw fyi :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

if I could make flash gheymes, I'd totally make that into a whack-a-mouldy with ewe like popping up behind the gravestones n stuff:smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

that would be so orsum :o

[Dr.Pretentious]

if I could make flash gheymes, I'd totally make that into a whack-a-mouldy with ewe like popping up behind the gravestones n stuff:smilie4:

I bet Barbara could do that. She's dead smart :smilie4:

Technically I could too, but I'm fucking lazy.

[CrabGirl]

That would be really cool. With really stupid circus musics

[Proper Bo]

or do it as a FPS with a selection of pistols to pwn him with:smilie4:
(no machine guns or sniper rifles, they're for gheys)

[Mr. Mulder]

you'd have to have something random pop-up that you're not supposed to hit though, magenta cawks perhaps? :unsure:

[CrabGirl]

:glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

I'd totally upload better pics if someone were to do that :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

you'd have to have something random pop-up that you're not supposed to hit though, magenta cawks perhaps? :unsure:

should also get bonus points if you shoot The if he pops up:smilie4:

zomfg!1 a bettar idea:

you can upgrade your guns by buying new ones off busy!1!:o

[Mr. Mulder]

it could be liek an fst fps ftw1! :o

[Proper Bo]

someone should totally make it and then put it in teh arcade:smilie4:

[Dr.Pretentious]

you'd have to have something random pop-up that you're not supposed to hit though, magenta cawks perhaps? :unsure:

I'd hit it :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

this should totally lyke be the screen where you buy guns:smilie4:

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/2941/untitled2kc4.jpg

[Something Else]

My 1st memory is of a squirrel jumping on my head in Hampstead Heath. Not sure what happened after that, so it must have affected me badly....

[Mathea]

Biggles: yes that they were


Crabgirl: ty. I can drink the beer as well once it's there. No hands, w00t!


Bo: I tried to iron something finally and burned it :( Think if I send it your way either you or your woman could fix it?

[Cheese]

Fucksocks. WRong account and wrong post to be using the wrong account.