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Mr. Mulder
06-11-2007, 06:27 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ec/DOA.jpg

quite possibly the greatest film in the history of films ever to be made. ever.


ever.

/ordered it off play.com as it was that good. ever.
Snee
06-11-2007, 08:18 PM
Well, you totally sold that one.

I'm stealing it fo' sho'.
4play
06-11-2007, 08:31 PM
stealing this as well. judging by the front cover this film is gonna be a bewb fest.
Mr. Mulder
06-11-2007, 08:34 PM
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/doafilm1.jpg

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/doafilm3.jpg

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/doafilm2.jpg

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/doafilm5.jpg

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/doafilm4.jpg < work wallpaper
100%
06-11-2007, 08:43 PM
As a male it is mere instinct to be tempted by this movie.
Proper Bo
06-11-2007, 08:46 PM
Yeah, the story/acting/action sucked bawls tho'.
Snee
06-11-2007, 08:50 PM
Fag
4play
06-11-2007, 09:07 PM
Yeah, the story/acting/action sucked bawls tho'.

so there is bawl sucking as well as bewbage in this film it sounds better all the time.
Dr.Pretentious
06-11-2007, 10:02 PM
I notice everyone except Holly Valance is a complete uggo.
Hairbautt
06-11-2007, 10:11 PM
I notice everyone except Holly Valance is a complete uggo.
She's the one in the middle, right? :unsure:
Busyman™
06-11-2007, 10:46 PM
This movie looks shit.

Besides pretty faces, the chicks have no body....no tits (maybe one does), no ass, no nothin'.

Then Bo says the action/story/blahblah is shit.

I wouldn't waste my time.:snooty:
Mr. Mulder
06-11-2007, 10:50 PM
http://mk31.image.pbase.com/u42/deanzat/large/27468549.Whatever.jpg
Proper Bo
06-11-2007, 10:52 PM
Then Bo says the action/story/blahblah is shit.

I wouldn't waste my time.:snooty:

wurd:smilie4:
Mr. Mulder
06-12-2007, 12:22 PM
bump :snooty:
Snee
06-12-2007, 02:03 PM
Seems like most people are fags who don't care about quality reviews :no:

They're all idiots :snooty:
Mr. Mulder
06-12-2007, 02:25 PM
Seems like most people are fags who don't care about quality reviews :no:

They're all idiots :snooty:
smelly idiots that smell like wee :snooty:

its got chicks and fighting ffs! :o
Cheese
06-12-2007, 02:43 PM
Grabbing now. It's either watch a film or answer this stupid complaint letter (quite an interesting letter, the passenger is threatening me with God if I don't offer him compensation).
Barbarossa
06-12-2007, 02:46 PM
We need to see the letter, please :blink:
Mr. Mulder
06-12-2007, 03:07 PM
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Cheese
06-12-2007, 03:35 PM
If we do not receive a satisfactory apology and some compensation for all the unnecessary upset, worry, expense and trauma we have been through, we will refer this letter and our complaint to the highest authority.

You might be asking what "trauma" did these poor people go through? They queued up in the wrong queue at check-in and were thus delayed (but note, not denied) boarding their flight. I get a lot of these . . .
Mr. Mulder
06-12-2007, 04:07 PM
If we do not receive a satisfactory apology and some compensation for all the unnecessary upset, worry, expense and trauma we have been through, we will refer this letter and our complaint to the highest authority.

You might be asking what "trauma" did these poor people go through? They queued up in the wrong queue at check-in and were thus delayed (but note, not denied) boarding their flight. I get a lot of these . . .
you should cut off your bawls and post them to Noob flyer with instructions on how to suck them. fact.
thewizeard
06-12-2007, 04:11 PM
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5080/dfgsdfgve0.jpg

This is whitemail
Mr. Mulder
06-12-2007, 04:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI7z6w_0hcs
thewizeard
06-12-2007, 04:23 PM
/me turns the music down ...
Snee
06-12-2007, 11:16 PM
Just sawrit.

At first the english-speaking ninjas wot had the semi-asian princess and the purple-haired caucasian one with the japanese name in their ranks had me a bit worried, but then when the princess jumped off a cliff I knew they were on to something.

Then Joy smacked up Liu Kang, which was a bit strange, but she had bewbs, so it was ok.

All in all it had awesome actions AND dramas (lyke when Joy was mad at her dad).

I dunno why Julia Roberts's brother had that green pajama on all the time, but I totally wanna do that too.
Lilmiss
06-12-2007, 11:21 PM
10yr olds pron, apparently. :ermm:

May "borrow" it when hell freezes or something worse.
Snee
06-12-2007, 11:22 PM
The token black guy was a total smacktard.

Good job he took that role. Way to represent, I say.
Busyman™
06-12-2007, 11:42 PM
Ok now I wanna see it.:crazy:
Snee
06-12-2007, 11:43 PM
I should warn you though: There were no real lesbians in it :no:
Busyman™
06-13-2007, 12:20 AM
I should warn you though: There were no real lesbians in it :no:

No wimfags!?

No qwimin!?:O
Cheese
06-13-2007, 07:07 AM
You might be asking what "trauma" did these poor people go through? They queued up in the wrong queue at check-in and were thus delayed (but note, not denied) boarding their flight. I get a lot of these . . .
you should cut off your bawls and post them to Noob flyer with instructions on how to suck them. fact.

I did. Sent the reply first class yesterday, day off today so it becomes an SEP when they phone to complain.
Snee
06-13-2007, 11:29 AM
I should warn you though: There were no real lesbians in it :no:

No wimfags!?

No qwimin!?:O

:no:
Mr. Mulder
06-13-2007, 12:07 PM
still the greatest film ever made ever. forever. :snooty:
Dr.Pretentious
06-13-2007, 12:35 PM
YouTube the best bits please.
Gripper
06-13-2007, 01:01 PM
T'is fun,just a no brainer.