The Best FTN Request You Will Ever See

[WarrenBuffet]

My name is zaa730. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing
this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is
because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except
when I try to breathe.

The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with
leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of
us having no money or FTN. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need FTN. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag.
Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this post to
everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.
Johansen said that for every person you forward this post to, Bill
Gates will team up with AOL and send a an FTN request to NASA. With that
funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America
and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can
hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the requests to the you. You wonderful souls could then invite me to FTN

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be
third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take
more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true.
Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my
leaves to rot before I turn 10.

If you don't forward this , that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean
and heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only
a head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own
guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow, horrible death and
then burn forever in hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you
can't take five freakin' minutes to invite me to FTN and
that they can't feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodyless
nine-year-old boy?

Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty.
I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't
chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I
wish that very much.

Thank You,

zaa730

[hxcmusic]

u have nice name

[Presto]

Wow 10/10. Just too bad, that you aren't the original author. Good read though. Hopefully you'll get, what you need. :)

[snap3r]

:blink::blink::blink::huh::huh::huh::O:O:wacko::wacko::unsure::unsure::pinch::pinch:

[lingo]

I see that you're trying to be funny, but like Presto said, "copy-paste is bad, mmkay?" ;)

[Peter North]

:console:
Well come on now, you got to belive in something...

[weenden]

huh!!!!!

[kirktrix]

Nice story....but i don't believe you...:P Goodluck...

[mrnobody]

i enjoyed reading ur thoughtful post...i really did :)

[WarrenBuffet]

thanks, *cough *cough, I can't breath

[Xtremist]

Innovative Begging

[chillincool]

Lame copy/paste. Also he's been banned from oink for cheating.

[WarrenBuffet]

No I haven't buddy

I was banned for uploading some album in 128 kbps when I was a noob there.

[chillincool]

They don't ban for that, they just don't let you upload anymore.

[RaPPeR]

For god's sake Its so lame

[akkk]

This is the most amazingly made-up story in order to get FTN that I've ever heard. I thought that guy that lied that he left his family and job and anything because of FTN was a jerk and a lier, but you beat him up in a few times. The only thing I can't understand is why do you write such bullshit when no body is going to invite you to FTN with your lyings. Everybody who wants to give away an invite would rather invite a honest person than a kier who makes up stupid stories....

[Zeus]

/me orders akkk a sense of humour

[WarrenBuffet]

akkk, Wheres your sense of humor?

[Degenx]

Lame, pathetic, stupid......

[Actatoi]

akkk, Wheres your sense of humor?

Probably spent it on something that actually is fun.

[akkk]

akkk, Wheres your sense of humor?
I though you were serious with that thread :D But if you wanted to have some fun - it's OK :)

[WarrenBuffet]

NO i'm serious, in a funny way :)

[areg]

lol

[Bfietta]

it's a little pathetic, what people are prepared to do to get these trackers....

[embolism]

Each to his/her own

Try you shall
For FTN is worth it all

The more innovative you are with your beggin
the better are the chances
either for brick bats or good luck pats
:)

[nikmash232]

nice story :D...if it is true that would be very sad...

[SgtMajor]

How pathetic can some people be, on top of being lame:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/t-heartrending-email-239898

[dave12]

plz close the thread now it will be better for you .

[ohmboys]

funny story , but i think without a mother its better , and u type here with your nose :)

[GoLDeN]

is that real

[StefanSamara]

lol pathetic ...

[limpingaret]

lol the reqs are becoming more and more lame

[Elitist]

:lol: If you had actually typed that yourself I think you'd deserve an invite. That and for stealing bandwidth from your ISP :D

[bigjoe75]

How could anyone not get the humor in his post? He obviously isn't just a head, lmao. With a bag of leaves for a body. I think it is utterly ridiculous that people don't see the humor in it. Anyway, I thought it was really funny. Good luck getting FTN.

[SgtMajor]

How could anyone not get the humor in his post?

Because he stole it, credit where credit is due, if he had been upfront and said I C&P this from the lounge then fair enough, but he didn't.

[blackbird]

How could anyone not get the humor in his post?

Because he stole it, credit where credit is due, if he had been upfront and said I C&P this from the lounge then fair enough, but he didn't.

a true pirate :lol: .. he should really get an invite now !:naughty:

[Snaidis]

It is not funny at all, it looks like you are laughing at really disabled people without hands or legs, that couldn't even hug their mother.
It's not an issue you can make fun of.

[_coder_]

Did you really think this was going to be a productive thread or where you just having a laugh and if you were just taking the piss dont you think you should have posted it in the Longue section no wait a mintue someone already posted it their...dum ass...

Got to give you 4/10 for effort tho...you need to try a little harder

[eurovox]

It is not funny at all, it looks like you are laughing at really disabled people without hands or legs, that couldn't even hug their mother.
It's not an issue you can make fun of.

I agree.

[tiolewis]

To be honest , im tired of this threads.

[Wizard Scuff]

For god's sake Its so lame

You're right RaPPeR

:lol:

[weenden]

the guy is a burlap bag and i think hes all ready there lol im not a burlap bag although sometimes i may look like im wearing a burlap bag i cant get there yet and all can say is hope you get better and somebody will take care of you and tell your mom you love her thats it

[tiolewis]

You dont need an FTN invite , you need a GIRL !

[ekk3123]

thanks, *cough *cough, I can't breath

why do you have a fake speed test? And yes, I can tell. I know how to do all kinds of manipulations and that is one bad jobb dude..

[mrnobody]

why do you have a fake speed test?

coz he thinks someone will get impressed enough to invite him.

because of people like him, there is no trust in this community :(

[ekk3123]

why do you have a fake speed test?

coz he thinks someone will get impressed enough to invite him.

because of people like him, there is no trust in this community :(

true. but why do that when it such obvious?

[mrnobody]

coz he thinks someone will get impressed enough to invite him.

because of people like him, there is no trust in this community :(

true. but why do that when it such obvious?

to fool people as me. i didn't know that was a fake one.

[Allexandar]

thanks, *cough *cough, I can't breath

why do you have a fake speed test? And yes, I can tell. I know how to do all kinds of manipulations and that is one bad jobb dude..

:blink: How do u know?How to recognize fake?

It's too fast for me,but... looks normal to me...

[ekk3123]

true. but why do that when it such obvious?

to fool people as me. i didn't know that was a fake one.

oh, I see. but this one is pretty simple.. just som shading errors. + it's never no point in uploading your speedtest on ImageShack so that reveals it a bit too :P Check my theory out: (it's a simple error in copy paste prosess)

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/889/fakeef3.th.jpg (http://img86.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fakeef3.jpg)

[_coder_]

to fool people as me. i didn't know that was a fake one.

oh, I see. but this one is pretty simple.. just som shading errors. + it's never no point in uploading your speedtest on ImageShack so that reveals it a bit too :P Check my theory out: (it's a simple error in copy paste prosess)

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/889/fakeef3.th.jpg (http://img86.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fakeef3.jpg)

LOL, I dont think thats enough for u to bust him but seeing as he has not got a direct link to speedtest.net im pretty sure its a fake.

God job on spotting it tho..

btw no ones going to give this guy a FTN invite since he's kown for making many dupe accounts *cough* *cough* "Revolt" and god knows what other shit he has been up to tbh he does not seem like a worthy candidate.

[ekk3123]

oh, I see. but this one is pretty simple.. just som shading errors. + it's never no point in uploading your speedtest on ImageShack so that reveals it a bit too :P Check my theory out: (it's a simple error in copy paste prosess)

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/889/fakeef3.th.jpg (http://img86.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fakeef3.jpg)

LOL, I dont think thats enough for u to bust him but seeing as he has not got a direct link to speedtest.net im pretty sure its a fake.

God job on spotting it tho..

btw no ones going to give this guy a FTN invite since he's kown for making many dupe accounts *cough* *cough* "Revolt" and god knows what other shit he has been up to tbh he does not seem like a worthy candidate.

I'll guess the only actual way to find out about his speed for sure is to ask får the speedtest.net link.

So please, post the real link.

And shame on you for breaking the basic rule about dupe accounts..!

[kooftspc11]

My name is zaa730. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing
this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is
because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except
when I try to breathe.

The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with
leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of
us having no money or FTN. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need FTN. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag.
Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this post to
everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.
Johansen said that for every person you forward this post to, Bill
Gates will team up with AOL and send a an FTN request to NASA. With that
funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America
and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can
hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the requests to the you. You wonderful souls could then invite me to FTN

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be
third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take
more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true.
Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my
leaves to rot before I turn 10.

If you don't forward this , that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean
and heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only
a head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own
guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow, horrible death and
then burn forever in hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you
can't take five freakin' minutes to invite me to FTN and
that they can't feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodyless
nine-year-old boy?

Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty.
I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't
chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I
wish that very much.

Thank You,

zaa730

u know ur isp does NOT offer service anywhere near what u have on ur speedtest. 4 zip codes in your city and none of them are even catered to by your isp

post a new speed test and u may get an invite

[mrnobody]

to fool people as me. i didn't know that was a fake one.

oh, I see. but this one is pretty simple.. just som shading errors. + it's never no point in uploading your speedtest on ImageShack so that reveals it a bit too :P Check my theory out: (it's a simple error in copy paste prosess)

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/889/fakeef3.th.jpg (http://img86.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fakeef3.jpg)

good point, he has it on imageshack when they already give the speed test link. also, the copy paste makes sense.

[kooftspc11]

oh, I see. but this one is pretty simple.. just som shading errors. + it's never no point in uploading your speedtest on ImageShack so that reveals it a bit too :P Check my theory out: (it's a simple error in copy paste prosess)

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/889/fakeef3.th.jpg (http://img86.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fakeef3.jpg)

good point, he has it on imageshack when they already give the speed test link. also, the copy paste makes sense.

well read my post above

[ekk3123]

good point, he has it on imageshack when they already give the speed test link. also, the copy paste makes sense.

well read my post above

yeah, just did. imo, that's seriously bad of him trying to fraud us. It simply don't work.

[sear]

I don't think this will make him take it down. We've been hassling him about the fake speed test for months and he still has it up :P I'm surprised people haven't cottoned on before now.

As for the story it would be funny if it wasn't stolen from the lounge...m8 word of advice next time at least steal it from a different board.

[pro267]

Wow, zaa730, I'm so impressed by your speeds.

[bigjoe75]

I don't think this will make him take it down. We've been hassling him about the fake speed test for months and he still has it up :P I'm surprised people haven't cottoned on before now.

As for the story it would be funny if it wasn't stolen from the lounge...m8 word of advice next time at least steal it from a different board.

Well, I never read it before, so thats why I thought it was funny.

[Saroman]

I guess it was much better when FTN didnt have Invites..

[mrnobody]

I guess it was much better when FTN didnt have Invites..

at least i could sleep well :frusty:

[th0r]

That has to be the dumbest request for an FT.N invite I've seen so far. I want three minutes of my life back.

[mrnobody]

*squirr3l hands 3 mins to th0r.

[tuning]

You were born without an body...and thats cool. :lol:

Noone believes you, you wont get that invite. :D

PS : And why FFS sick boy needs FTN !?.....if you cant get out of your chair, why the hell you want FTN ????.....

EDiT : The most pathetic thing ive ever heard is...that your mom is crying...its not good thing to lie, isnt it ?

[angryghost]

... this is just stupid

[Saroman]

Is there any way if one request MODs to close this thread.

Reson :- The mindless spam will increase and then it will rise to next level i.e flaming and hopefully not till swearing.

So theres nothing productive thats gonna come out of this. So why not close it..

[lingo]

Is there any way if one request MODs to close this thread.

Reson :- The mindless spam will increase and then it will rise to next level i.e flaming and hopefully not till swearing.

So theres nothing productive thats gonna come out of this. So why not close it..

You can always use the report button if it suits the situation... ;)

[itS0v3r]

So your mom wrote 416 posts for you ??!

[gnlstryker]

I wish i could help kid but i dont even have an account i FTN my dream site....Maybe one day...:(

take care god bless...

[tony1328]

i believe you i will send u an invite as soon as i get (i promise) trust me

in the mean time ( FUCK OFF)

[orpazgeula88]

Nice story :)

[JA]

PM me your mail..

[ekk3123]

i believe you i will send u an invite as soon as i get (i promise) trust me

in the mean time ( FUCK OFF)

That was one strange way to tell it :P

[bhoopesh54321]

pls invite me

I am donate some money after invite to site
if i am not donate disabled my acc

i am good seeder and good speed here is proof

http://www.speedtest.net/result/192665138.png

demonoid
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9139/demonoidbhoopeshej2.th.gif (http://img228.imageshack.us/my.php?image=demonoidbhoopeshej2.gif)

learnbits
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3160/learnbitsproofue1.th.gif (http://img508.imageshack.us/my.php?image=learnbitsproofue1.gif)

desitorrents
http://i12.tinypic.com/53ucq6p.gif

[Xtremist]

PM me your mail..

wtf!!!

[nihility]

bhoopesh54321 thats not good speed...

[Ali-g]

People are going too crazy this days :S

[JA]

PM me your mail..

wtf!!!
Still waiting for that PM...
This dick wasted my time figured i'd waste his aswell:whistling:D

[edeinho]

I will pm you for ftn if you want:D

[nihility]

PM me your mail..

lol, bestiality mailing lists?