Ketchup?

[-Archwolf-]

what's up with that why is everybody using that

[abigspidermonkey]

im not sure but im asking the same thing.... :(

[Celerystalksme]

beats me aswell... ;)

[abigspidermonkey]

someone plz tell us???lol <_<

[scribblec]

no0bs :P

[smellycat]

The memory grows dim but it started a long time ago,
before Bender was even a Mod.

Bender had mentioned that his beloved, Skweeky had cooked him
a plate of pasta and had given him ketchup.
He cruelly dismissed the beloved ketchup, instead preferring bolognese.

Uproar ensued. The Board was split into several factions.
There were:
The Ketchup lovers, o:)
the evil Ketchup Haters ( also known as Bolognese Lovers) :devil:
and the confused. :blink:

The war lasted several days.
Cruel words pierced close friendship.
A lot of red blood-like substance was spilt.
However, a truce was reached.
And peace reigned.

Until evil Ron made his recent re-appearance.
Inciting anti-ketchup feeling, the flames of war were revived,
hence the recent battles.

Hope that makes sense. :lol:

[thewizeard]

http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Tempted.gif

Duidelijk?

[Ron]

Originally posted by nigel123@23 July 2003 - 23:11
http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Tempted.gif

Duidelijk?
Bolognese angelshttp://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Tempted.gifketchup Devils
. . . . . . . . confused people

Now it is. :D

[kAb]

i like ketchup, for some foods.

[Bender]

Actually it was superblaat who posted the first topic about ketchup; he has to be "credited" for it. :D


The first ketchup war (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?showtopic=34023&hl=ketchup%20wars&st=0)

[-Archwolf-]

So which is the good one, ketchup or bolognese


btw your are all crazy to me http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=qSusfbF3Mr7RoOwklJfvkOU&ext=.gif http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=p7fKxGmhx3sierYyTmyDUHfhJ&ext=.gif

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Archwolf-+23 July 2003 - 16:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (-Archwolf- &#064; 23 July 2003 - 16:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>So which is the good one, ketchup or bolognese[/b]
I would suggest just going with Prego, but non-Yanks might not know what that is. :unsure:


<!--QuoteBegin--Archwolf-@23 July 2003 - 16:50
btw your are all crazy to me[/quote]
How long did it take you to make your diagnosis doctor? :wacko:

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by Archwolf-@23 July 2003 - 21:50
So which is the good one, ketchup or bolognese


btw your are all crazy to me http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=qSusfbF3Mr7RoOwklJfvkOU&ext=.gif http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=p7fKxGmhx3sierYyTmyDUHfhJ&ext=.gif
This is the evidence


Posted: 23 July 2003 - 20:51


Member RON


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Those pics have been fabricated&#33;&#33;
They are NO evidence whatsoever&#33;&#33;
They only show a former general with Alzheimers disease.


____________________________________________________________________

These are the words of Ron, Bender has apparently got Alzeimers disease from eating Bolognese saus.

We ketchup lovers feel you should be aware of these dangers.

Ultimately you have to make the choice yourself.
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[MetroStars]

it all makes sense now..

[tite-wad]

:x But according to the post by the general himself, he was obviously stricken ill by Skweeky&#39;s lousy pasta cooking.

It had nothing to do with the sauce since Skweeks has apparently eaten all of it herself in an attempt to deprive him of his only chance for a decent meal. <_<

[Bender]

Originally posted by Archwolf-@23 July 2003 - 23:50
So which is the good one, ketchup or bolognese


The Ketchup / Bolognese Poll (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?showtopic=53611) o:)

[thewizeard]

Surely Bender, you of all people know that Dutch people dont let themselves be influenced by other peoples opinions? Must be that advanced stage of alzheimers disease catching up with you.

[Ron]

Originally posted by nigel123@24 July 2003 - 00:23

They only show a former general with Alzheimers disease.
__________________________________________________________________

These are the words of Ron, Bender has apparently got Alzeimers disease from eating Bolognese saus.

We ketchup lovers feel you should be aware of these dangers.
--------------------
Stop your foolish propaganda.
Everybody knows Alzheimer is a disease that strikes all Dutch men over the age of 15.
It has nothing to ddo with Bolognese.
In fact, the only reason Bender was saved from this horrible fate up to now, is that he used that delicious sauce on his pasta. Bolognese slows down the progress of Alzheimers disease drastically.
Unfortunately, Batwoman started putting in small amounts of ketchup in Benders sauce a while back.
She increased the amounts very slowly, thus numbing Benders taste buds to the point where he is now....: demented.
This is, under international law, cruel and unusual punishment, and the UN and Amnesty International should be made aware of this A.S.A.P.

[Bender]

Huh. :huh:

[lynx]

Originally posted by Bender@24 July 2003 - 00:07
Huh. :huh:
What more proof could be needed.

[Ron]

Originally posted by Bender@24 July 2003 - 01:07
Huh. :huh:
Sorry bro&#39;, but you brought it upon yourself, getting caught redhanded (no pun intented).
What mentally sane person would put ketchup on his pasta, his tongue hanging out of his mouth?

[lynx]

would that be Eva or Juan ?

[Bender]

Originally posted by lynx@24 July 2003 - 01:21
would that be Eva or Juan ?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Ron]

LOL&#33;&#33;
Took me a while to figure that one out. :D

[Bender]

Originally posted by Ron@24 July 2003 - 01:26
LOL&#33;&#33;
Took me a while to figure that one out. :D
Now who&#39;s demented here. :D

[thewizeard]

So it&#39;s true, Ron has got it too&#33;

[Ron]

Originally posted by nigel123@24 July 2003 - 01:29
So it&#39;s true, Ron has got it too&#33;
I have what too? :o
What are you talking about?


/me is puzzled.

[tite-wad]

http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/laugh.gif

[Ron]

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/sabber3.gif is more like it. ;)

[UseLessSkater]

What the hell is up with you people and ketchup?

[Ron]

YEAH&#33;&#33;
That&#39;s what I wanna know too&#33;&#33;&#33;
What&#39;s up with ketchup loving people?

[SiRius128]

what a conundrum......good thing you all cleared that up i was very confused.....

i guess im proud to be Italian.......i can make decent pasta

[Adster]

Parden My Ignorance but I&#39;m from Australia so what the fC*k is ketcup? :blink:

we have tomarto source

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by Hogster@24 July 2003 - 15:51
Parden My Ignorance but I&#39;m from Australia so what the fC*k is ketcup? :blink:

we have tomarto source
Its that stupid shyte they put on McDonalds Burgers...but with Quarter Pounders i have them with meat and cheese only...

[denis123]

I read somewhere that Celerystalksme was just a tomato in disguise. If its true, then he has probably been turned into ketchup already. It would be to late to explain.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme+24 July 2003 - 06:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Celerystalksme @ 24 July 2003 - 06:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Hogster@24 July 2003 - 15:51
Parden My Ignorance but I&#39;m from Australia so what the fC*k is ketcup? :blink:

we have tomarto source
Its that stupid shyte they put on McDonalds Burgers...but with Quarter Pounders i have them with meat and cheese only... [/b][/quote]
i always personally ask for plain globalisation burgers - the shite they put on them almost makes me vomit non-stop.

[Dapadipz]

:angry: KETCHUP IS SO HORRIBLE. GURR&#33;

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by Ron+23 July 2003 - 23:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 23 July 2003 - 23:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-nigel123@24 July 2003 - 01:29
So it&#39;s true, Ron has got it too&#33;
I have what too? :o
What are you talking about?


/me is puzzled. [/b][/quote]
Dementie through consuming to much bolgnese sauce.