I Wanna Talk To Jessica! [Archive]

thewizeard

07-23-2003, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by Fox@23 July 2003 - 22:30
[SIZE=14][COLOR=blue]I WANT TO TALK TO YOU JESSICA!!!!
Jessica is my daughter and she has just gone to bed.

What might I ask, do you want to talk to her, about?

tite-wad

07-23-2003, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by MetroStars@23 July 2003 - 17:32
Sorry man u have 2 pay for Jessica's time and services...
Who are you... her pimp? http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/forumwhore.gif

MetroStars

07-23-2003, 10:38 PM

god dam right iam her pimp and soon iam going 2 b pimping your ass Tite-wad

Riddler

07-23-2003, 10:39 PM

Originally posted by MetroStars@23 July 2003 - 15:38
god dam right iam her pimp and soon iam going 2 b pimping your ass Tite-wad
:blink: UH OH. :blink:

tite-wad

07-23-2003, 10:39 PM

http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://www.emule-project.net/board/html/emoticons/shock.gif

MetroStars

07-23-2003, 10:44 PM

what r u pulling thatface for, sum 1 might pay big bucks for u

tite-wad

07-23-2003, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by MetroStars@23 July 2003 - 17:44
what r u pulling thatface for, sum 1 might pay big bucks for u

Don't you mean some Star? <_<

:D I know what you're getting at there!

MetroStars

07-23-2003, 10:51 PM

If i pimp Tite-Wad at 90 bucks a shot.. and i have 10 customers i would have made 900 bucks in 1 night.. god dam...

lynx

07-23-2003, 10:56 PM

Yeah, but you are more likely to 90 cents a shot.

You are going to be sore, tw.

tite-wad

07-23-2003, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by MetroStars@23 July 2003 - 17:51
If i pimp Tite-Wad at 90 bucks a shot.. and i have 10 customers i would have made 900 bucks in 1 night.. god dam...

Hmmm...

I hate to admit it, but I'm not so sure I can shoot my tite wad ten times in the same night. :unsure:

MetroStars

07-23-2003, 10:58 PM

Hmmm...

I hate to admit it, but I'm not so sure I can shoot my tite wad ten times in the same night.

I don't want 2 hear u complain now get back on the street...

tite-wad

07-23-2003, 11:02 PM

You'd better watch yourself lynx or Metro will be after your pelt.

You know how the pimps love their fur coats! :lol:

lynx

07-23-2003, 11:03 PM

He won't want mine, it's mangy and full of holes.

MetroStars

07-23-2003, 11:04 PM

hey Lynx maybee we could team up and join our whoes together 2 make sum big money..

tite-wad

07-23-2003, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by MetroStars@23 July 2003 - 17:58
I don't want 2 hear u complain now get back on the street...

You don't love me anymore! http://www.emule-project.net/board/html/emoticons/cry.gif

Ron

07-23-2003, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by MetroStars@24 July 2003 - 01:04
hey Lynx maybee we could team up and join our whoes together 2 make sum big money..
Not with ho's like t-w, you won't.
Now, NikkiD on the other hand.....
But she's mine, so don't even think of it, unless you want a pimp war on top of the Ketchup one. <_<

Assultsniper

07-23-2003, 11:07 PM

I AM JESSICA! not really but hey

MetroStars

07-23-2003, 11:09 PM

Not with ho's like t-w, you won't.
Now, NikkiD on the other hand.....
But she's mine, so don't even think of it, unless you want a pimp war on top of the Ketchup one

I don't want know pimp wars but u wanna trade Nikki D for Tite-Was for 1 night...

i still luv ya tho Titey..

the_faceman

07-23-2003, 11:11 PM

These might be who he's looking for....

Jessica (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?showuser=7584)
Jessicah (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?showuser=11307)
JessicaRabbit (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?showuser=28669)

Ron

07-23-2003, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by MetroStars@24 July 2003 - 01:09
I don't want know pimp wars but u wanna trade Nikki D for Tite-Was for 1 night...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice try.
Don't tell me you were really serious. :o

Proper Bo

07-23-2003, 11:11 PM

I hear CBB loves you long time for just a fiver! :lol:

Ron

07-23-2003, 11:12 PM

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@24 July 2003 - 01:11
I hear CBB loevs you long time for just a fiver! :lol:
Yeah!
And his herpes will stay with you for the rest of your life. :lol:

MetroStars

07-23-2003, 11:14 PM

I hear CBB loves you long time for just a fiver! 

a fiver is five pounds right....

I scrub Tite-was my self so he aint got no Diseases

tite-wad

07-23-2003, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by MetroStars@23 July 2003 - 18:14

I scrub Tite-was my self so he aint got no Diseases
And your tongue does a right nice job of it too! :P

MetroStars

07-23-2003, 11:18 PM

Titey iam your pimp, no sexual action go's on Between us...

tite-wad

07-23-2003, 11:21 PM

Originally posted by MetroStars@23 July 2003 - 18:18
Titey iam your pimp, no sexual action go's on Between us...
But you told me that the tongue baths you give are purely professional! :D

MetroStars

07-23-2003, 11:23 PM

Ok just that time, it was just 2 teach u how to b a better whoe...

Proper Bo

07-23-2003, 11:24 PM

:ph34r: So,.................. nice weather we're having today

MetroStars

07-23-2003, 11:25 PM

yea nice weather for pimping

tite-wad

07-23-2003, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by MetroStars@23 July 2003 - 18:23
Ok just that time, it was just 2 teach u how to b a better whoe...
Then why do you insist on continuing the ritual every night??? :blink:

Proper Bo

07-23-2003, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by tite-wad+24 July 2003 - 00:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 24 July 2003 - 00:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MetroStars@23 July 2003 - 18:23
Ok just that time, it was just 2 teach u how to b a better whoe...
Then why do you insist on continuing the ritual every night??? :blink: [/b][/quote]
He likes to be thorough!

MetroStars

07-23-2003, 11:27 PM

being thorough is what makes a good pimp, BO u ever thought about pimping...

tite-wad

07-23-2003, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@23 July 2003 - 18:26

He likes to be thorough!
VERY!!! :lol:

Sometimes he goes over the same place a dozen times!!!

MetroStars

07-23-2003, 11:29 PM

if iam 2 make 900 bucks a night i have 2 Teach Titey/

Ron

07-23-2003, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by tite-wad+24 July 2003 - 01:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 24 July 2003 - 01:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Proper Bo@ I tell thee,23 July 2003 - 18:26

He likes to be thorough!
VERY!!! :lol:

Sometimes he goes over the same place a dozen times!!! [/b][/quote]
Well, that's because there's all kinds of shit around.
Some of them tend to be a little sticky.

tite-wad

07-23-2003, 11:31 PM

:rolleyes: And then there's that one area you lick so much - I lose count...

And what do you mean when you keep telling me to, "fill me up baby"? :huh:

MetroStars

07-23-2003, 11:34 PM

Titey u telling 2 many secrets do u want your cut of the money or not...

tite-wad

07-23-2003, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by MetroStars@23 July 2003 - 18:34
Titey u telling 2 many secrets do u want your cut of the money or not...

Remember - you started it MetroTongue!!! :P

MetroStars

07-23-2003, 11:37 PM

That's it iam away 2 bed... 2 dream of a better whoe...

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only kidding tite-wad...
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Ron

07-23-2003, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by MetroStars@24 July 2003 - 01:34
Titey u telling 2 many secrets do u want your cut of the money or not...
Secrets huh??
Is this a pic of you and your ho then, Metro?

http://users.skynet.be/Ron/secret.jpeg

Keikan

07-24-2003, 02:32 AM

Cash or Credit?

crazy_billy_bats

07-24-2003, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by MetroStars@23 July 2003 - 22:38
god dam right iam her pimp and soon iam going 2 b pimping your ass Tite-wad
hey im the king pimper around here. And it only be Mertros ass i rent out - its so good that i get enough money to keep me going. He takes on, on average, 40 - 50 clients an hour.