About Bender

[Skweeky]

Last night Bender decided to go out for a drink with his mate.
It is now 15.00 h. and he still didn't get home.

What do you think happened?

My guess?
He got arrested for being drunk in public and is now sleeping it off in jail. :lol:

[Guillaume]

Are you sure Metal Mod's not a Ketchup War II POW?

[BAZ_CELEBS]

He may of came home and is having one of his long baths :lol:
But on a seriours note, Hope the Chap is ok.
Baz

[Ron]

Well, when he left here, he was a bit worried about the lipstick on his collar. :P
Anyway, you should know by know that a drinking binge can last up to three days easily.
Besides, the poloice doesn't arrest drunken Dutchmen, they just repatriate them. :D
Better take a train to Amsterdam dear, he probably passed out in one of them coffeeshops.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Ron@25 July 2003 - 11:34
Well, when he left here, he was a bit worried about the lipstick on his collar.
Was it your shade Ron? :unsure:

[Bender]

I made it back, with a slight headache. :D
The whiskey was good, although I forgot what brand it was.

Actually, I remember nothing at all. :blink:

[Ron]

That's not the whiskey.
Probably had some fastfood along the way somewhere.
Ketchup does that to your brain, you should know that.

[Skweeky]

Well, when he left here, he was a bit worried about the lipstick on his collar.

Warn me next time on irc or something, I don't like to stop cybering every time I hear keys.



Anyway, you should know by know that a drinking binge can last up to three days easily.


He's 37, I'd be surprised if he lasted more than 3 hours






Better take a train to Amsterdam dear, he probably passed out in one of them coffeeshops

I can think of better things to spend my money on, I don't live that far from 'den eXtase'






:lol: :lol: :P

[thewizeard]

Ask Paul if he is locked in the guestroom.

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by nigel123@25 July 2003 - 21:24
Ask Paul if he is locked in the guestroom.
no, it's ok, I found him.

[Ron]

Originally posted by Skweeky@25 July 2003 - 22:30
no, it's ok, I found him.
Is that OK for Bender too? :unsure:

[Skweeky]

LOL

He can do whatever he wants, I'm not his mummy :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Will you be my mummy? :blink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Ooooh!!! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/bounce.gif

Mine too - mine too!

Will you spank me when I'm Baaaaaad? http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/sneaky.gif

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by tite-wad@25 July 2003 - 20:41
Ooooh!!! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/bounce.gif

Mine too - mine too!

Will you spank me when I'm Baaaaaad? http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/sneaky.gif
Oi! I asked first, just get in line.......with any luck this may take a while :lol: :lol:

Sorry Skweeky :)

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

ok, now now, there's enough for everyone


Bend over Jonno hun, and from now on, it's mistress Sonja for you


http://mmcafe.telnet.or.jp/picarc/99-7-2-whip.jpg


















(don't forget to visit my website at www.sonja.be and www.sonja.com 18+!!)
:lol: :lol:

[tite-wad]

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/w00t.gif ME LIKEY!!! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/w00t.gif

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky@25 July 2003 - 20:50


Bend over Jonno hun, and from now on, it's mistress Sonja for you


Me bending, me bending :D

Nice site, I would tell you mine but it may offend you Mistress Red Sonja :D

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

/me grins and gets out her huge strap-on dildo


Now, stay exactly where you are, don't move, don't scream or you'll feel my whip.



Ok, Jonno, do you promise to be a good ketchup loving boy forever after? :devil:

[tite-wad]

/me grins and gets out her huge strap-on dildo
http://www.emule-project.net/board/html/emoticons/shock.gif Yer on yer own now Jonno!!! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/nerves.gif

[Lamsey]

Don't be fooled, she's quite a little hottie really...

Here are some pics of her from a while back:

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/skweekyw00t.jpg

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/skweekyw00tred.jpg

[tite-wad]

Ahhhh Lamsey.....

You're quite the photo-magician! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/no.gif

[Lamsey]

:P :D

[BAZ_CELEBS]

She's in my Dreams! :D
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Sheringham%20surf/whip_01.gif

[Ron]

Originally posted by Skweeky@25 July 2003 - 22:50
ok, now now, there's enough for everyone

And you better believe that.
Skweeky has been a busy girl lately.
She bought a bed last week, and look what it looks like already!!!!

http://users.skynet.be/Ron/bedcount.jpg

[WeeMouse]

*WeeMouse steals Bender while Skweeky is busy whoopin' all these other members

:)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by tite-wad@25 July 2003 - 22:41

/me grins and gets out her huge strap-on dildo
http://www.emule-project.net/board/html/emoticons/shock.gif Yer on yer own now Jonno!!! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/nerves.gif
No sweat dude :blink: Remember my friend with the wings :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

Skweeky, I'll say anything you want me too and do (nearly) anything you want.....but can I ask one favour??............Can I have a Curry after? :lol: :lol:

I dunno, there's just somthing about that suit :ph34r: :blink: :lol:

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@25 July 2003 - 21:14
No sweat dude :blink: Remember my friend with the wings :D  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


Jonno B)
:o I didn't realize he was a personal friend of yours Jonno.


Well, if that's the sort of thing you're into.... http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/whistle.gif

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by tite-wad+26 July 2003 - 02:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 26 July 2003 - 02:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@25 July 2003 - 21:14
No sweat dude :blink: Remember my friend with the wings :D :lol: :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)
:o I didn&#39;t realize he was a personal friend of yours Jonno.


Well, if that&#39;s the sort of thing you&#39;re into.... http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/whistle.gif [/b][/quote]
I was talking about defence :lol: :lol:

And if that was the case, it would be me &#39;into&#39; anything :blink: :lol: :lol:

I think I need to have a play with Skweeky&#39;s personal pic 2morrow :D :D

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@25 July 2003 - 21:23
I was talking about defence :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
:P Sorry for the misinterpretation.

You just seemed so unphased by her wanting to use a dildo on you that I just thought..... >_< http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/nerves.gif

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by tite-wad@26 July 2003 - 02:29

:P Sorry for the misinterpretation.

You just seemed so unphased by her wanting to use a dildo on you that I just thought..... >_< http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/nerves.gif
What&#33; you thought I was just gonna take that :blink:

I keep the soap firmly on the roap my friend :lol: :lol: :lol: Except when..............No&#33; I&#39;ll stop there :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gifhttp://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gifhttp://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by tite-wad@26 July 2003 - 02:38
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gifhttp://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gifhttp://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif
Thought you might like that :lol:

Jonno B)

[chalkmongoose]

And the size of that thing... Jesus, I hope to God you have KY nearabouts.

[Skweeky]

aww come on Jonno&#33; Be a man and admit you like the strap-on dildo thingy.
Anyway, who&#39;s next? :devil:



http://home.earthlink.net/~islandhopper/webpics/mistress.gif



And Ron, stop sneaking into my bedroom to take pictures&#33; One day you might accidentaly take a pic of Bender :)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 14:50
aww come on Jonno&#33; Be a man and admit you like the strap-on dildo thingy.
Anyway, who&#39;s next? :devil:

Ok Mistress Sonja :D

I&#39;ll go again if you don&#39;t mind :ph34r: :lol:

Would you mind using a different lube to Emulsion this time :blink: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)