They Say That Men Don't Understand

[Neil__]

is that why God, herself, put our balls on the outside?

Neil

[JONNO_CELEBS]

This is a brave thread dude :lol:

I ain't saying nothing :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Neil__@25 July 2003 - 18:05
is that why God, herself, put our balls on the outside?

Neil
:P If they weren't on the outside, what would we stand around scratching all the time?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by tite-wad@25 July 2003 - 23:14

:P If they weren't on the outside, what would we stand around scratching all the time?
:lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO :lol: :lol:

That is so true..........I hope :blink: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Ron]

Originally posted by Neil__@26 July 2003 - 01:05
God, herself, .....


Sorry to inform you that God HAS to be a man.
Jesus was born from Mary, right?
Jesus was also Gods son.
So unless God and Mary were lesbians, and they had in vitro fertilisation in that era, God had to be male.
Quite frankly, I just think that Mary dearest just had a little hanky panky on the side, and she invented that story about the Holy Ghost stopping by in order not to get caught.

[Lamsey]

Ron, you appear to have a tongue stuck in your cheek.

Want some ketchup to help get it out?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I told you this was a brave thread ;)

I may have to Jack it to stop flame :D

Jonno B)

[BAZ_CELEBS]

I feel a Rubber fly coming on! :o :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Flanking Positions!!!

:P :D :D :ph34r: :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@25 July 2003 - 18:37
I may have to Jack it to stop flame :D

Jonno B)
:( I made an attempt, but apparently failed ...G'luck Jonno! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/thmbup.gif

[BAZ_CELEBS]

Affirmative Red Leader, Ruber Fly, All systems are Go :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Sticks!!!!

BAYONETS!!!!

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Ron@25 July 2003 - 16:32
Sorry to inform you that God HAS to be a man.
Jesus was born from Mary, right?
Jesus was also Gods son.....
Amen!

Besides, "our FATHER who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name...".

Er, a only a few here will know "Father Nelson", and his "Ow Fathers"....

The pain of childbirth is equal to all of the ball accidents a man has during his lifetime. Actually, it is unequal, now that I think of it. You know, every time a testicular injury occurs, it is like giving birth to a child. So men give birth more than women!

[JONNO_CELEBS]

It's a Go!! Go go GO

Deploy Fly Man!!!

:ph34r: :ph34r: :D

Jonno B)

[BAZ_CELEBS]

Roger Roger Fly Man Deployed



http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Sheringham%20surf/1046215422_40.jpg

[Lamsey]

I think we should increase the flood control for these two...

maybe two days should do it...


:rolleyes:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Did we do it??? :D

Lamsey, time for your official jack pic :D

Jonno B)

[Lamsey]

I refuse to indulge you :P

[tite-wad]

CELEBS ARE US - Split in two.... http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/jump1.gifhttp://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/jump2.gif


Me thinks this place is gonna be a whole lot funner! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif

[Insanity]

Oh my good night.... :blink:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ahh! Another little job done :D

See, peace through very silly posting :D

Jonno B)

[Neil__]

Spam.
Me.
Please.
Oh I changed my mind.

Sorry if I threatened any males around here.

Neil.


P.S.

To all girls who want to know how.

Grab (hard)
Twist (as you tighten)
and
Pull (Don't let go as you run away)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Neil__@25 July 2003 - 19:19
Grab (hard)
Twist (as you tighten)
and
Pull (Don't let go as you run away)
>_< Sounds like you&#39;ve used that tactic yourself... several times too I&#39;d guess.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Did&#39;nt feel threatend, just could see it getting nasty in here :)

Another good one is grab the armpit hair and twist hard :D

Jonno B)

[Neil__]

Wht couldn&#39;t God be female?

Neil.

[tite-wad]

Well.... There is no god.
See # 1

[Neil__]

Originally posted by tite-wad@26 July 2003 - 01:30
Well....
There is no god.
See # 1




Your God is Female.

Neil.

[tite-wad]

:blink:

[Neil__]

Why are you trying to kill this thread.
Just by being arseholes.

Wow it feels great up here.

Neil.

[tite-wad]

:rolleyes: Replying to a thread hardly "kills it" - quite the opposite - it bumps it up.


You&#39;re just paranoid. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/nerves.gif


;) Must be time for your medication again.

[Ron]

Originally posted by Neil__@26 July 2003 - 02:33
Your God is Female.

Neil.
wouldn&#39;t that be a godess by definition then?

Hang on...

Male
Female
Shemale


....I wonder........
Could it be? :blink:

But what you name a shemale God? :unsure:

[Neil__]

I think "just call me God" would be good enough for anyone.

Neil

[mutterings]

When i was 8 and my mum was preggers with my little bro i said"mum whats it like to have a baby?"she said
"son hold your bottom lip"which i did, then she said"pull it over your head till it reaches your neck" :blink: :blink: :blink:

[tite-wad]

:blink: Just what have you been drinking/smoking/snorting/shooting-up Neil__???


Must be some damn powerful stuff&#33; :wacko:

[Ron]

Women have multiple orgasms.
Giving birth is the price they have to pay for that.

[Neil__]

Originally posted by Ron@26 July 2003 - 02:01
Women have multiple orgasms.
Giving birth is the price they have to pay for that.



You miss my point ron.

If God was a man he would have put our balls on the inside.

Neil

[tite-wad]

Aren&#39;t they on the inside when we&#39;re born??? :blink:

[Ron]

Well,if you&#39;re serious about the subject...
Our testicles are on the outside, because our semen needs to be lower than bodytemperature in order to remain active.
They need an airflow to keep cooler.
That&#39;s why tight jeans are bad for fertility.

[tite-wad]

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/wtf.gif

When did you become Mr. Serious Egghead guy?? :blink:

[chalkmongoose]

There&#39;s only one thing I&#39;d disagree with. I think Mary was a f*cking idiot (maybe blond?)
I think that (and 3 Dead Trolls in a Baggie puts it the best) Joseph&#39;s neighbor knocked on the door while Joe was out herding sheep, and said to Mary, "I am God, f*ck me."
I think Mary did the whole "droppin&#39; the jaw" thing, and f*cked him silly. Then I think Mary found Joe, told him, and Joe (who had been out herding sheep too long) was also a nincompoop, and believed the story also.
Also, I can easily explain the whole virgin thing. Back then, everyone ran around on horses. I think that Joe&#39;s neighbor must have been riding on horses so long his dick became tiny. I think that although he did have sexual relations with THAT woman, nothing happened to her precious virginity.

Now, shall we begin the flaming?

[Ron]

HUH?
WHA?
What did I say?
/me looks up the thread.

OMG&#33;&#33;&#33;
That must have been the Neil part of me taking over.

Arrrrrgggghhh, I can&#39;t stop him&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
This is no way to live anymore&#33;&#33;&#33;
I&#39;m calling it quits.
Farewell, I&#39;m going to hang myself.
(where&#39;s that darn rope?)
http://users.skynet.be/Ron/hangen.jpeg

[Neil__]

Isn&#39;t it ironic.
That the Male of the species has sent you lot forward to answer this question.

Neil

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Ron@25 July 2003 - 20:29
http://users.skynet.be/Ron/hangen.jpeg
Now that would be the very definition of a slow death. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/goof.gif

[Neil__]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@26 July 2003 - 02:24
There&#39;s only one thing I&#39;d disagree with. I think Mary was a f*cking idiot (maybe blond?)
I think that (and 3 Dead Trolls in a Baggie puts it the best) Joseph&#39;s neighbor knocked on the door while Joe was out herding sheep, and said to Mary, "I am God, f*ck me."
I think Mary did the whole "droppin&#39; the jaw" thing, and f*cked him silly. Then I think Mary found Joe, told him, and Joe (who had been out herding sheep too long) was also a nincompoop, and believed the story also.
Also, I can easily explain the whole virgin thing. Back then, everyone ran around on horses. I think that Joe&#39;s neighbor must have been riding on horses so long his dick became tiny. I think that although he did have sexual relations with THAT woman, nothing happened to her precious virginity.

Now, shall we begin the flaming?



Have you met "Sally" yet,

Neil.

P.S.

I think people shouldn&#39;t let their kids near you.

[chalkmongoose]

Nope. Whose she? I&#39;d love to meet her, cause it may be some joke that I&#39;m not getting, which I don&#39;t like.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Do I need to send for Rubber Fly Man Again?? :D :ph34r: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Ron]

I believe Sally&#39;s already taken by Harry, no? :blink:

LOL&#33; No pun intented there. :rolleyes:

[tite-wad]

Nah&#33;&#33;&#33; :rolleyes:

Seen enough of Mr. Latex...


How bout some other funny shit you got stashed&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/jump6.gif

[chalkmongoose]

Now I&#39;m really fracken pissed off. Is this some sort of reference to "When Harry met Sally?" I never saw that movie.
Let me in on your joke&#33; I wish to laugh with you&#33;

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@25 July 2003 - 20:43
I wish to laugh with you&#33;
Why?

Everyone else is laughing at herim.


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[Neil__]

Originally posted by tite-wad@26 July 2003 - 02:50
Everyone else is laughing at herim


Did you make that up yourself.
You could do with a girlfriend, She&#39;ll tell you when to say &#39;owt.

And what does herim mean?

Neil.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Neil__@26 July 2003 - 02:14


And what does herim mean?

Neil.
I thought about that that :blink: Not quite sure but the only thing I can think of , is he is refering to a &#39;Chick with a d**k&#39; or a &#39;C**k in a frock&#39; :blink: :ph34r: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Since I&#39;ve learned it&#39;s impossible to be sure what gender a user is simply by judging their sceen name - I felt it was better to use a neutral pronoun...

herim would be a composite of her/him.

I thought it was more polite than saying "it". <_<

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by tite-wad@26 July 2003 - 02:25


I thought it was more polite than saying "it". <_<
IT :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: PMSL :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[chalkmongoose]

Now I&#39;m completely lost. I still think Mary was a whore, and Jayzus was a bastard child.

[Spindulik]

Hey, Celebs&#33;
Junno and the other one. What&#39;s up with the "fear Factor" AVATAR?

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Spindulik@25 July 2003 - 22:49
What&#39;s up with the "fear Factor" AVATAR?
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/wtf.gif

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by tite-wad+25 July 2003 - 21:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad &#064; 25 July 2003 - 21:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spindulik@25 July 2003 - 22:49
What&#39;s up with the "fear Factor" AVATAR?
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/wtf.gif [/b][/quote]
This AVATAR
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/j_01.gif
If you are not from the USA, I guess you wouldn&#39;t know..... sorry.

[TIBZ]

Originally posted by Ron+25 July 2003 - 18:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 25 July 2003 - 18:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Neil__@26 July 2003 - 01:05
God, herself, .....


Sorry to inform you that God HAS to be a man.
Jesus was born from Mary, right?
Jesus was also Gods son.
So unless God and Mary were lesbians, and they had in vitro fertilisation in that era, God had to be male.
Quite frankly, I just think that Mary dearest just had a little hanky panky on the side, and she invented that story about the Holy Ghost stopping by in order not to get caught. [/b][/quote]
im not tellin u to believe this or not cuz i dont im a muslim muslims dont believe this
1. in order to have a baby God must have sex with Mary which never happend God gave virgin Mary a baby to prove that he has powers to do nething he wants and there is no proof that God is a man God is greater than man only He knows what He is

2. even if God was a man He does not need ne sexual pleasures because he is God, God has no needs or wants

this is all from the Quran and im not tellin u to believe this but i do because this is my religoin

[chalkmongoose]

The kids I work with at summer camp (so sweet, adorable leetle three year olds)... All thing I have a baby in me tummy. (Guess why?)
But they also thing I look like this giant called Abiyoyo &#39;cause I don&#39;t comb me hair.

[Assultsniper]

Originally posted by Ron+25 July 2003 - 18:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 25 July 2003 - 18:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Neil__@26 July 2003 - 01:05
God, herself, .....


Sorry to inform you that God HAS to be a man.
Jesus was born from Mary, right?
Jesus was also Gods son.
So unless God and Mary were lesbians, and they had in vitro fertilisation in that era, God had to be male.
Quite frankly, I just think that Mary dearest just had a little hanky panky on the side, and she invented that story about the Holy Ghost stopping by in order not to get caught. [/b][/quote]
Why would god be any sex at all? it doesnt make sence,its not like god is a human especially since there are probaly gazzilions of more important life forms in the universe&#33; why would god be a personallety at all.
But its human nature when they cant explain something they look for leaders&#33;

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Ron@25 July 2003 - 16:32

Sorry to inform you that God HAS to be a man.
Jesus was born from Mary, right?
Jesus was also Gods son.
So unless God and Mary were lesbians, and they had in vitro fertilisation in that era, God had to be male.
Quite frankly, I just think that Mary dearest just had a little hanky panky on the side, and she invented that story about the Holy Ghost stopping by in order not to get caught.
This is GREAT&#33;

Lesbianism factor proves God is heterosexual.

All boils down to Mary&#39;s Hanky Panky. You never heard in the Bible about Jesus as a toddler or teenager. I guess that "fling" with Mary had to come up again (no Maury Povich paternity shows in those days), so Jesus was there for the rescue to continue his mother&#39;s alabi, in his 30&#39;s. One elaborate story led to another. Stone age Soap Opera.

[chalkmongoose]

I thought when you can&#39;t explain something, you smoked reefer?

[draven]

They Say That Men Don&#39;t Understand&#33; This Boy Does&#33;
BBC News | Health | Boy &#39;pregnant&#39; with twin brother (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2987963.stm)

Boy &#39;pregnant&#39; with twin brother

A seven-year-old boy who was admitted to hospital with stomach pains was actually "pregnant" with his twin brother.

Doctors at Chimkent Children&#39;s Hospital in Kazakhstan originally believed Mourat Zhanaidarov was suffering from a cyst.

But during surgery, they discovered he was in fact carrying the dead foetus of his twin brother.

The foetus had developed into a tumour but was found to have hair, nails and bones.

&#39;No longer alive&#39;

Doctors at the hospital told the BBC the tumour was the remains of his twin brother&#39;s foetus.

They said that while it was no longer a living substance it was feeding off the boy&#39;s blood supply.

If left unchecked it could one day have threatened Mourat&#39;s own life.

The tumour has now been successfully removed.

It is believed that the foetus grew inside Mourat while he was developing in the womb.

Doctors believe the two foetuses should have developed into conjoined twins.

"At first we saw that the boy&#39;s organs were squeezed by a large hard swelling covered with black hair," one surgeon told a British newspaper.

"As we washed him, we could see that inside him he had his own twin brother. Mourat had been a Siamese twin but nobody knew it.

"Something had gone wrong during his mother&#39;s pregnancy and the baby grew inside his brother."

Valentina Vostrikova, chief surgeon at Chimkent Children&#39;s Hospital, told the newspaper: "It was remarkable. For seven years it lived like a parasite inside the boy&#39;s body."

Doctors at the hospital told the BBC they were unable to explain the phenomenon.

They suggested a number of factors could have played a role, including malnutrition in the mother.

[Ron]

Talking about soap opera&#39;s, there&#39;s something I&#39;ve been wondering about for a loooooong time now.
I&#39;m not a religous person, but I don&#39;t want to mock anyone who is. (just to get that clear)

OK, so God created Man, named Adam.
Then, he created a woman, named Eve.
Adam and Eve had two children, Cain, and Able.
Cain killed Able.
So now, we have Adam, Eve, and Cain.
Where the **** do we come from?
Are we the result of incest?

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Spindulik@25 July 2003 - 23:28
This AVATAR
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/j_01.gif
If you are not from the USA, I guess you wouldn&#39;t know..... sorry.
:wacko: It took me five minutes to figure out how in the heck you could ever associate that image with Fear Factor.

I guess the fact that it moves quickly and doesn&#39;t have the "camera flashes" in between frames must have thrown me off. :rolleyes:

Looks to me much more like a little kid having fun whirling around on a swivel-stool or Sit-N-Spin.
:P (Which probably isn&#39;t too far from being the case.) :P

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Ron@26 July 2003 - 01:57
So now, we have Adam, Eve, and Cain.
Where the **** do we come from?
Are we the result of incest?
:o You&#39;ve managed to uncover a remarkable historical fact...The Garden of Eden was obviously in Kentucky&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif

[Ron]

http://users.skynet.be/Ron/Iloveyou.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[MagicNakor]

There&#39;s quite a few doctrines that have been declared heretical by the Roman Catholic Church. Some of these, oddly enough, have to do with Jesus as a toddler and teenager. (Hint: He wasn&#39;t always the loving guy the Bible makes him out to be. ;)) There&#39;s also the matter of Adam&#39;s first wife, Lilith, who eventually left Adam and bore demonic children...

Edit: Adam and Eve also had far more children than just Cain and Abel. They were simply the first two.

:ninja:

[MagicNakor]

Stupid server. Stupid double post.

:ninja:

[Ron]

Never heard about any other children than those two.
So did they have daughters?

[sharedholder]

http://www.juanadiaz.org/luisr/jokes/joke50.htm

[MagicNakor]

Allegedly, the number of Adam&#39;s children was thirty-three sons and twenty-three daughters. And so on, and so on.

:ninja:

[Ron]

All from the same wife, i.e. Eve? :blink:

[tite-wad]

Even so.... it would seem that incest was rampant if they were all brothers and sisters. :unsure:

[Ron]

So if we go back far enough, you and I are related? http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/sad/scared.gif

This is more than I can bear....http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/rough/hanged.gif

[tite-wad]

Invisible posts again - screwey shit&#33; :P

[MagicNakor]

All from Eve. ;) The early people in the Bible live to be very very very old.

Incest was a common practice in ancient times, one need only look at the Egyptian and Incan dynasties. Eventually, anyway, you&#39;d have relatives distant enough to not particularly pose much of a risk of mutation. Third cousins and the like. It&#39;s fun to find out who you&#39;re related to, though. I&#39;ve got outlaws and royalty in my family tree. ;)

:ninja:

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by MagicNakor@26 July 2003 - 04:45
I&#39;ve got outlaws and royalty in my family tree. ;)

:ninja:
There&#39;s just nuts and squirrels in mine. :(

[Riddler]

Originally posted by tite-wad+26 July 2003 - 02:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 26 July 2003 - 02:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MagicNakor@26 July 2003 - 04:45
I&#39;ve got outlaws and royalty in my family tree. ;)

:ninja:
There&#39;s just nuts and squirrels in mine. :( [/b][/quote]
http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/ROFL.gif

.............ba-da-bing &#33;&#33;

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Spindulik+25 July 2003 - 22:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spindulik @ 25 July 2003 - 22:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron@25 July 2003 - 16:32

Sorry to inform you that God HAS&nbsp; to be a man.
Jesus was born from Mary, right?
Jesus was also Gods son.
So unless God and Mary were lesbians, and they had in vitro fertilisation in that era, God had to be male.
Quite frankly, I just think that Mary dearest just had a little hanky panky on&nbsp; the side, and she invented that story about the Holy Ghost stopping by in order not to get caught.
This is GREAT&#33;

Lesbianism factor proves God is heterosexual.

All boils down to Mary&#39;s Hanky Panky. You never heard in the Bible about Jesus as a toddler or teenager. I guess that "fling" with Mary had to come up again (no Maury Povich paternity shows in those days), so Jesus was there for the rescue to continue his mother&#39;s alabi, in his 30&#39;s. One elaborate story led to another. Stone age Soap Opera. [/b][/quote]
Wait a minute&#33; I just remembered. The key word is "virgin Mary" or Virgin Mother, so God could be a lesbian.

But whatever the situation, in order to keep her title, poor Joseph was getting no action.

[lynx]

Originally posted by Spindulik@26 July 2003 - 15:06
But whatever the situation, in order to keep her title, poor Joseph was getting no action.
You forgot about the sheep.

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by lynx+26 July 2003 - 07:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 26 July 2003 - 07:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spindulik@26 July 2003 - 15:06
But whatever the situation, in order to keep her title, poor Joseph was getting no action.
You forgot about the sheep. [/b][/quote]
The was no such thing as virgin sheep back then, Even virgin wool&#33;

[lynx]

Originally posted by Spindulik@26 July 2003 - 15:18
The was no such thing as virgin sheep back then, Even virgin wool&#33;
There&#39;s Virgin Trains, and they&#39;re f*cked.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by lynx+26 July 2003 - 09:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 26 July 2003 - 09:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spindulik@26 July 2003 - 15:06
But whatever the situation, in order to keep her title, poor Joseph was getting no action.
You forgot about the sheep. [/b][/quote]
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[Skweeky]

Originally posted by Ron@26 July 2003 - 02:01
Women have multiple orgasms.
Giving birth is the price they have to pay for that.
I know some men who can have mutiple orgasms too. But I guess you&#39;re too old for that :P

[Lilmiss]

:D but isnt it great being a girl skweeky?
one is never enough. :P

[Skweeky]

hehe, exactly. And taking a bath or shower just doubles the fun :lol:

[Lilmiss]

:"> pass the soap skweek. :-"

i love to be a man for a day though.
just to see how it feels.
no more than a day though, i like being a girl too much. ;)

[Skweeky]

/me throws the soap at lilmiss

you want to borrow my special shower head too? :D


Yeah, I&#39;d love to be a man for one day too. I&#39;ve always wondered what it would be like to have a penis fully in control :lol:

[tite-wad]

If either of you were men for a day, you&#39;d be so busy playing with "it" that you&#39;d get nothing else done&#33; :P

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 15:16
I&#39;ve always wondered what it would be like to have a penis fully in control :lol:
thanks for the shower head missy&#33; >_<
/me slopes off to the bathroom........ ;) :D

a man control his penis? :D :P :) :lol:
that&#39;ll be the day&#33; :-"
my boyfriend cant even control his when he pee&#39;s.
(he has a ring, and it sprays all over the seat, floor, wall.... :rolleyes: )

[Skweeky]

erm, no, I&#39;m sorry, I meant it differently. I&#39;d like to know how it would be to be controlled by a penis.


and tite-wad, you don&#39;t need a penis to be able to play with &#39;it&#39; all day long :P

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 15:27
erm, no, I&#39;m sorry, I meant it differently. I&#39;d like to know how it would be to be controlled by a penis.



:D
brilliant.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 10:27
and tite-wad, you don&#39;t need a penis to be able to play with &#39;it&#39; all day long :P
True. ;)


And a very nice thing that is too&#33; :P

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 08:24
(he has a ring, and it sprays all over the seat, floor, wall.... :rolleyes: )[/color]
Maybe people aren&#39;t meant to wear cattle jewelery.

12 million years of evolution (perfect urination) and he has to modifiy it one day.

[Lilmiss]

maybe, but i urge every girl to get there boyfriend done.
its magic. :sorcerer:

[chalkmongoose]

Uggh... I&#39;d never get a Prince Albert. If me woman wanted me to get one, I&#39;d strongly advise her to get her bits pierced first, and I mean all ah&#39; her bits.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 16:58
maybe, but i urge every girl to get there boyfriend done.
its magic. :sorcerer:
So what you&#39;re saying is we should all go to a place and get some Prick to Prick our little Pricks and shove a keyring through them :blink: :blink:

Ummm, I quite like mine how it is really :ph34r: So I think I&#39;ll pass :P

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@26 July 2003 - 17:03
I&#39;d strongly advise her to get her bits pierced first, and I mean all ah&#39; her bits.
my mum has both nipples done, and is getting her "mary" done soon too. good on her. i keep telling her she should put string between her two rings and pull. instant wonderbra. :D

@ jonno, you like it now.....
my bloke says it increases his sexual pleasure too, the only other thing that does that is beer. :P

[tite-wad]

Well, I suppose you&#39;d never forget where you "hung your keys" then. :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 17:13


@ jonno, you like it now.....
my bloke says it increases his sexual pleasure too, the only other thing that does that is beer.&nbsp; :P [/color]
But I don&#39;t like needles :blink: The last bloke stuck a needle in me nearly got his lights put out :angry: And that was in my arm :blink:
So can you imagine someone doing it down there :blink:
And that&#39;s only if they can find it 1st :blink: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

Edit@Tite Wad:- :lol: :lol: :lol:

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 July 2003 - 12:17
And that&#39;s only if they can find it 1st :blink:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
Umm... maybe a "pinkie ring" would be better suited for your particular... er... em... physique... then Jonno. :P

[Lilmiss]

i hate needles too.
dreading this next tattoo, its gonna be two hours of work at least.
but if the end result is gonna be good, i dont mind a wee bit of pain. >_<

@ tite wad, :D
i normally keep &#39;em in my purse. :rolleyes: :D :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by tite-wad@26 July 2003 - 17:29

Umm... maybe a "pinkie ring" would be better suited for your particular... er... em... physique... then Jonno. :P
See&#33; :rolleyes: You just keep missunderstanding me :rolleyes:
I meant, cos most of the guys that do it have to wear big glasses and I generally wear .......errrrrr lots.....errrrrr.......Nope, I just can&#39;t talk my way outta this one :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Lilmiss.....You just a cool Rock Chick ain&#39;t you B)
I keep thinking about getting some art on me, but I don&#39;t really know what to have :blink: And I can think of better things to spend money on :D

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 July 2003 - 12:38
I keep thinking about getting some art on me, but I don&#39;t really know what to have :blink:

Jonno B)
You could always have the Rubber Fly Man inked onto (into) yer bum&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/idea.gif

[Lilmiss]

well, ive been thinking of better things to spend my money on for too long.
i want this tatt while im still young and wrinkle free. :D
just gotta get the design right.
if you find any good fairy pics, i could use them. ;)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 12:49
if you find any good fairy pics, i could use them. ;)
Well.......


Nope - too easy&#33; <_<

[chalkmongoose]

You must be in one of those newage families.
I think when I have kids, I&#39;ll make sure they&#39;re properly pierced and tattooed.
W00T

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@26 July 2003 - 17:54
You must be in one of those newage families.
I think when I have kids, I&#39;ll make sure they&#39;re properly pierced and tattooed.
W00T
I hope you not having a go at our Lilmiss there dude? :huh:

@Tite Wad:- Rubber Fly Man......Cooooooooollllllllllll, would you like to see him again :blink: :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: I wanted to have &#39;Up The Arsnal&#39; on my lower back , but I did&#39;nt have enough money to finish it :lol: :lol:

@Lilmiss, me find you Pixie/Fairy piccy, where you gonna have it? :D

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@26 July 2003 - 12:54
... when I have kids ....
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/nerves.gif Brrrrrrrr&#33; - Did anyone else just get a cold chill?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by tite-wad+26 July 2003 - 17:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 26 July 2003 - 17:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalkmongoose@26 July 2003 - 12:54
... when I have kids ....
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/nerves.gif Brrrrrrrr&#33; - Did anyone else just get a cold chill? [/b][/quote]
Yes, but I tried not too think about it, so I just looked at my pic of Margret Thatcher in the nude on a cold day :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 July 2003 - 12:57
I wanted to have &#39;Up The Arsnal&#39; on my lower back , but I did&#39;nt have enough money to finish it :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
So are you saying you have the words "Up the Arse" printed on yer backside then? http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/huh1.gif

[3rd gen noob]

surely a guy getting rid of a kidney stone through the &#39;wrong&#39; hole would be pain on the same level as childbirth?

i mean, comparing relative sizes and fitness for purpose, the guy has a hard time too...

[Lilmiss]

my family aint newage.
more like fecked up. :D

the tat is gonna go down me spine, from neck to my butt.
its a big tree, and im getting a load of pixies, fairies etc...to hang off it.
i want the one i use in my sig at the bottom of it reading a book instead of doing a bong, but shes keeping her wings. ;)

jonno, you wanna see me other ones? :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 18:02


jonno, you wanna see me other ones? :P [/color]
Yeah yeah yeah :P Me pant like a dawg :D :P

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 13:02
you wanna see me other ones? :P

:w00t: You have pictures???


Yes, yes, please share&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/bounce.gif

[Lilmiss]

:P i&#39;ll pm ya it.
they are a bit naff compared to what i want though.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Oo moma :D B) What a belly :D Me waiting like a dawg on heat :P :P :D

Jonno B)

[3rd gen noob]

anyone else feel left out?

:&#39;(

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@26 July 2003 - 18:27
anyone else feel left out?

:&#39;(
I don&#39;t feel left out :D :P :D

Jonno B)

[chalkmongoose]

Hey, you&#39;ve seen me posts. If you guys want to, send anything to [email protected] (pics, movies, viruses, spam, etc...)
I&#39;m setting up an officially unofficial kazaa lite porn site&#33;

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by tite-wad+26 July 2003 - 17:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 26 July 2003 - 17:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalkmongoose@26 July 2003 - 12:54
... when I have kids ....
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/nerves.gif Brrrrrrrr&#33; - Did anyone else just get a cold chill? [/b][/quote]
My kids are going to quite bizarre, coming from me.

[Lilmiss]

:"> :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 18:43
:"> :D
:D :D :D Very nice, like a sunday roast...........could eat off that :D :D

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

eek, jonno.
youre getting gravy in my belly button. :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 19:53
eek, jonno.
youre getting gravy in my belly button. :D

Ummmmmm :D Me go get straw :D :lol:

Jonno B)

[Assultsniper]

Originally posted by Spindulik+26 July 2003 - 09:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spindulik @ 26 July 2003 - 09:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Spindulik@25 July 2003 - 22:52
<!--QuoteBegin-Ron@25 July 2003 - 16:32

Sorry to inform you that God HAS to be a man.
Jesus was born from Mary, right?
Jesus was also Gods son.
So unless God and Mary were lesbians, and they had in vitro fertilisation in that era, God had to be male.
Quite frankly, I just think that Mary dearest just had a little hanky panky on the side, and she invented that story about the Holy Ghost stopping by in order not to get caught.
This is GREAT&#33;

Lesbianism factor proves God is heterosexual.

All boils down to Mary&#39;s Hanky Panky. You never heard in the Bible about Jesus as a toddler or teenager. I guess that "fling" with Mary had to come up again (no Maury Povich paternity shows in those days), so Jesus was there for the rescue to continue his mother&#39;s alabi, in his 30&#39;s. One elaborate story led to another. Stone age Soap Opera.
Wait a minute&#33; I just remembered. The key word is "virgin Mary" or Virgin Mother, so God could be a lesbian.

But whatever the situation, in order to keep her title, poor Joseph was getting no action. [/b][/quote]
Maybe aliens inpregnated her to create a messenger and maybe people thought that the aliens were gods that would explain the virgin mary stuff.
And maybe humans are a cloned species the bible said that Eve was made from Addams rib maybe she was cloned?

And when people said they saw a light and they started flying into heaven maybe it was aliens carrying them into space&#33;

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Assultsniper@26 July 2003 - 13:08
Maybe aliens inpregnated her to create a messenger and maybe people thought that the aliens were gods that would explain the virgin mary stuff.
And maybe humans are a cloned species the bible said that Eve was made from Addams rib maybe she was cloned?

And when people said they saw a light and they started flying into heaven maybe it was aliens carrying them into space&#33;
That could explain the STAR&#33;

Wouldn&#39;t it be something. If we could send a ship into space, to another planet. Then somehow screw that whole planet up by being a god for a brief moment, then leave that planet, never to return (due to lack of Space Funds for future trips).

[Assultsniper]

Originally posted by Spindulik+26 July 2003 - 15:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spindulik &#064; 26 July 2003 - 15:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Assultsniper@26 July 2003 - 13:08
Maybe aliens inpregnated her to create a messenger and maybe people thought that the aliens were gods that would explain the virgin mary stuff.
And maybe humans are a cloned species the bible said that Eve was made from Addams rib maybe she was cloned?

And when people said they saw a light and they started flying into heaven maybe it was aliens carrying them into space&#33;
That could explain the STAR&#33;

Wouldn&#39;t it be something. If we could send a ship into space, to another planet. Then somehow screw that whole planet up by being a god for a brief moment, then leave that planet, never to return (due to lack of Space Funds for future trips). [/b][/quote]
Think about it why would aliens visit us since humans are incredibly violent and agressive we&#39;d nuke em&#33;

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Assultsniper@26 July 2003 - 18:53
Think about it why would aliens visit us since humans are incredibly violent and agressive we&#39;d nuke em&#33;
Nah&#33;

They&#39;d fire up their plama guns and make slaves of us all&#33; :alien:

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by tite-wad+26 July 2003 - 23:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 26 July 2003 - 23:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Assultsniper@26 July 2003 - 18:53
Think about it why would aliens visit us since humans are incredibly violent and agressive we&#39;d nuke em&#33;
Nah&#33;

They&#39;d fire up their plama guns and make slaves of us all&#33; :alien: [/b][/quote]
But we could just send some of NYC&#39;s famous fuck bums out. They&#39;d scare off the aliens in a hurry.