For The Love Of Sweet, Sweet Christ...

[chalkmongoose]

I can't smoke in peace!

[balamm]

Where ?

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by balamm@26 July 2003 - 05:14
Where ?
Have you opened yer eyes lately? I've never seen so many people with posts counts under 10... And five minutes ago, I ACTUALLY heard someone say "why is the program called Kazaa K++..."

[balamm]

That was a moderated post which has been in limbo for some reason.
Don't ask ME why :blink:

[chalkmongoose]

I think we're talking about two different posts, b/c this one hasn't been modded ('Cause I haven't been yelled at yet, hehe).
And by the way, I'd strongly suggest implementing a feature blocking me from chatting with members under 10 posts. I seem to scare a few of 'em. In fact, one inspired me to add the well-wishings on the bottom of my sig.

[chalkmongoose]

Thanks for moving me. Ever since the great g()est invas!0n of 2003, I can't stop speakin' modified l33t and I float from board to board without releasing what I'm posting on.

[balamm]

No, I saw it. Thought you'd have sense enough to go back and edit it after your point had been delivered ;)

I'm not always in a hurry. :D

[chalkmongoose]

Hold on... *Takes bong out of mouth* Did I just completely forget what I said here five minutes ago, 'cause your last post slightly confused me...
I have to go back and sort through my posts... See who I bothered this time.
Was it the link to goatse.cx that I posted, or did you miss that one?

[Adster]

What are we talking about Im confused :blink: :huh:

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by Hogster@26 July 2003 - 05:46
What are we talking about Im confused :blink: :huh:

It's a longish tale, involving a goat, an old man, Jayzus H. Christ, Bal, me, myself, irene, a housecoat and three jews in a canoe (me, my pop, and my rebbi of course, that was an awesome trip, anyone else done one of those temple-organized youth trips down in Oregon?)

[balamm]

No, but I considered joining the Mormons so's I could hang out with Marie Osmond at That great Polynesian Cultural center in Hawaii for a while.

http://www.celebritytrendz.com/images/celebrities/marieosmond2.jpg



But...

She got fat and old and I stopped fantasising about her :lol:

http://www.taylormademusic.ca/image/Celebrity/Marie%20&%20Taylor.jpg

She's a pretty stressed celeb. I sat next to her at dinner last time I was in Hawaii and she looked like she was very uncomfortable there.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by balamm@26 July 2003 - 01:24
She's a pretty stressed celeb. I sat next to her at dinner last time I was in Hawaii and she looked like she was very uncomfortable there.
Maybe it was your presence that caused her stress. ;)

[Ron]

Umm...Balamm,...you did remember to use your knife and fork that night, did you? :unsure:

[balamm]

Yes, And I was dead sexy that night as well!! :lol:

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by balamm@26 July 2003 - 02:55
Yes, And I was dead sexy that night as well!! :lol:
I never knew Marie was a necrophiliac. :huh:

[balamm]

Oh, Yes. She's totaly goth off camera as this image clearly proves. >>

http://members.shaw.ca/userkey/userkey/mariegoth.jpg

[tite-wad]

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif

You goofball! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/fool.gif